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 Author: Tranquilid
Title: Swap-on
Universe: Spells 'R Us
Summary: A wife wants her husband to try something new..  but maybe they
should have been more careful reading the instructions.
Keywords: MF, tg, anal, toys

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   "C'mon!  You said you wanted something different!"

   Linda was grinning from ear-to-ear.  Her husband, Jeff, had just pulled
a bright pink dildo out of the brown paper bag she brought home from the
mall.  He looked afraid to touch the thing.

   "You promised me whatever I wanted for my birthday, and I want to try
this.  There's no harm in trying.  If you don't like it, you'll never have
to do it again.  If you do like it..  it can be our little secret."

   Jeff was pretending to read the packaging the strap-on had come in while
he tried to think of an excuse.  "SWAP-ON," it read across the top with big
purple and pink letters, "Bring some excitement into your lives!  An
experience you'll never forget!"

   "Where did you get this," Jeff asked.

   "Some shop in the mall.  A little, old man was behind the counter in a
bathrobe.  At first, I thought he must be a pervert, but he was very nice.
I told him we wanted to try something different tonight, and this is what
he recommended."

   "I dunno..."

   Linda laughed a little and leaned in close, "I promise I won't hurt
you..."

   Jeff laughed out loud while Linda gave him little kisses under his chin.
After three years of marriage, she knew exactly how to turn him on.  He
thought about his options.  The worst case scenario was it hurts and he has
to ask her to stop.  The best case..  well, maybe it will feel good.  Jeff
let his lovely wife kiss him on the neck and grab at his crotch.

   Jeff slowly backed into the bedroom until he was standing at the foot of
their bed.  Linda was being very aggressive, but still gentle.  Her tongue
would dart into his mouth between kisses to give his lips little licks. 
One of her hands was caressing his chest slowly, while the other made
frantic grabs the the bulge in his jeans.  She gave him a quick shove and
his butt landed on the bed.  Linda immediately leaned over him and
continued her passionate assault.

   Linda quickly backed off.  Her bright green eyes looked right into Jeff.
"Kneel," she commanded.  Jeff quickly slid off the bed onto his knees. 
Linda dropped her skirt, and Jeff was sitting inches from her trimmed
pussy. Jeff could smell the familiar scent of his wife.  She carefully
eased herself onto Jeff's face, and he began to take long, slow licks of
her labia.  Linda put one hand behind Jeff's head, and rested the other on
her hip.

   "Harder, Jeff.  Make me hard." Jeff started licking her clit quickly. 
He also knew just how to drive his wife wild.  Linda moaned loudly. 
"That's it, Jeff.  Lick that little clit.  Uhh.." She moaned over and over
again.  As Jeff licked her clit as quickly as his tongue could move, Linda
start to rock her hips on his face."

   "Okay, baby, flip over." Linda backed off.  Jeff took a quick look up.
Past her heavy breasts he could see a soft, flushed face, but eyes that
meant business.  Still uncertain, Jeff decided to give her what she wanted.
He turned around and kneeled over the bed.  His face was pressed into the
comforter, and his hard cock was pressed against the side of the mattress.

   Linda rubbed his butt with one hand, while she stepped into the
strap-on. He could hear a squirting sound..  probably lube for the dildo.
Then, he could feel her hands rubbing his butt.  She made wide, slow
circles, rubbing lube all over his butt cheeks.  As his backside slowly
relaxed, she ran one hand up and down his crack, spreading lube there as
well.  Jeff gasped and tensed a bit as one finger slipped over his anus.

   "Relax, babe," she whispered, "I've got you.  Nothing bad is going to
happen." Jeff tried to relax himself in the warm hands of his wife.  Then,
he felt something hard rubbing against his tailbone.  It must be the
strap-on.  Linda was carefully holding Jeff's cheeks wide, while she slowly
rolled her hips back and forth.  He pressed the strap-on against his
tailbone as it ran back and forth.  She noticed Jeff's butt pushed back
slightly with each motion.  "That's it, babe.  Get into the rhythm."

   Linda quickly slid the strap-on down between his cheeks.  With one hand
she held him still, and traced circles around his tailbone with her thumb.
With the other, she gently glided the strap-on to his puckered hole.  She
was very careful: she wanted Jeff to enjoy this as much as possible, and
not feel any pain if she could help it.

   Slowly, very slowly, she pressed the tiny tip of the strap-on against
his anus.  Jeff grunted and it slipped back out.  "Shhhh..," she whispered,
"relax..." Linda pressed forward again, and the tip of the strap-on slipped
back into her husband.  It was hard going, but the strap-on kept slipping
further and further into him.

   Jeff kept grunting into the bedsheets.  The pressure on his backside was
immense.  There wasn't any pain, but the pressure was overwhelming his
senses.  His body kept trying to put it out, but he kept telling himself to
relax and let it in.  Faster than he expected, he felt his wife's thighs
press against his butt.

   "There..  not so hard, is it?" Linda rubbed Jeff's sides and back with
her hands, and held her hips against him.  Jeff's grunting got quieter, and
became deep breaths.  She backed off him slightly, but the strap-on almost
completely slid out.  She pressed forward again, and watched it slide
quickly back in.  She was mesmerized by the sight of it.  This bright pink
thing quickly appearing and disappearing between their bodies.

   Jeff was overwhelmed by confusing, new sensations.  Every time the
strap-on slid in, he felt immense pressure.  It wasn't painful, but it
wasn't pleasurable, either.  Just humungous pressure.  Then, as it slid
out, he felt an extremely satisfying relief.  These sensations flipped back
and forth quickly with every thrust from his wife.  Pressure, relief,
pressure, relief.  It wasn't painful, as he feared, or pleasurable like
real sex.  But, these waves of relief were very satisfying, and before he
knew it his butt was humping backwards with every thrust from Linda.

   Linda smiled at her husband.  Jeff's breathing had become deep, and now
was turning into little moans and whimpers.  She hoped he was enjoying
himself.  Her hips seemed to take on a mind of their own, and settled into
a steady rhythm.  She tried to imagine what it felt like.  She imagined how
her finger felt when she would stick it up her pussy to masturbate.  She
imagined the slick skin, and the strong, grasping muscles.  She closed her
eyes and imagined Jeff's body twisting around this pink cock she was
driving into him.

   Jeff felt warmth throughout his body.  The heat from Linda's thighs felt
like it was spreading through his torso and chest.  His mind was drifting
away, and all he could feel was the pressure on his anus.  Usually before
ejaculation, Jeff felt like his mind and body would evaporate away, and all
of his consciousness existed only in the little hole that was about to gush
semen into his wife.  Now, he felt like his entire existence was in the
hole wrapped around his wife's dick: welcoming it in and squeezing it out.
In and out, in and out.  His entire mind focused on this thing moving in
and out.  Meanwhile, the warm feeling had spread to his face, fingers, and
toes.  Jeff was moaning loudly, and that only encouraged his wife.  She was
pushing harder and deeper, and Jeff was pushing back with all his strength.

   Linda was becoming frantic.  Her body was humping out of control.  She
grunted with each press forward, and gasped with each slide back.  "Oh,
Jeff..  Uh..  it feels so good."

   Linda was bucking out of control.  Her eyes squeezed shut, lost in
black, and her hands held her lover firm.  "Uh..  Uh..  UH..." was the only
noise she could make.

   The two were breathing and moaning.  Linda was pushing deeper and
deeper, while Jeff pushed back harder and harder.  The room was wet with
sweat, and heavy with their moans.  Linda's moans became wails.  She pushed
harder, harder, deeper, deeper into Jeff.  All she could feel was the tight
ring wrapped around the pink rod.

   Linda let out a cry.  Orgasm shook her middle.  She twitched deep inside
Jeff's body.  Jeff felt a wave of pleasure roll through his body as a long,
slow orgasm shook him.  It was warm, wet, and deep.  He moaned and the
breath left him.  The two lovers were motionless and breathless at last,
lost in their own pleasure.

   Linda sighed and backed out of Jeff.  She collapsed into a chair and
looked at her love.  Breath filled Jeff's body, as his wife pulled back. 
His breathing was deep and slow, and he studied the warm, wet sensations
from his exposed backside.  Sweat and lube cooled his skin quickly, and
brought his mind back to reality.

   "Honey," Linda asked quickly.  She sounded startled.  Jeff rolled over
on the bed, and felt his two huge breasts bounce back and forth.  Jeff
caught his breath.  Breasts?  He sat up quickly and felt them bounce again.
He looked down at himself, and over at Linda.  She saw his wife's beautiful
face in a mask of shock.  He looked down at her hard, flat chest, and
settled his eyes on her long, flaccid cock between two round, smooth
thighs. Jeff stared at her, and quickly shot a hand to his loin.  There he
found two hot, thin labia wrapped over a smooth, wet pussy.
   "Well..  this is certainly something different."