The Mercury Incident

Copyright © 2007 The Thinking Horndog

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This is adult entertainment! Be warned! If you're not into graphic depictions of sex, this is the wrong story for you! If you're too young to be legally reading this, move along!

This is a work of fiction. It is not intended to reflect any particular person or persons, and the incidents portrayed exist in their current form solely in the writer's imagination. You get the idea.



Content: MF MFF nc oral anal ScFi

The group gathered in the Tactical Operations Center of the Confederacy Naval Vessel (Battleship) Gorgon all looked young -- even Admiral Charteris, commander of the Confederacy Second Fleet (the First Fleet was the 'original' Confederacy Fleet -- which was a kind of honor guard for diplomatic functions, more than anything else -- and totally useless as a fighting force) -- who was over seventy if you went by his birth records. If you looked at their eyes, though, there was something in there that said they weren't kids -- and that something was very visible at this moment. "Are we ready?" the Admiral asked his Operations Officer.

"Aye, Sir," Commander Thompson nodded. "Since this was primarily a surface operation, General Ellis' staff will begin." The Commander nodded at the General, who was seated at the other end of the conference table. The General said nothing, merely nodded at his G2.

Colonel Riley, the Intelligence Officer, rose and fired up the holographic display. "As you're all aware, the Confederacy names stars differently than we do -- or at least they name the ones with occupied planets differently, anyway. Basically, they stick the letters 'at' behind the local name of the primary occupied planet of a system; as a result, the Sun is named 'Earthat' on Confederacy star charts. We went looking for a place where the Sa'arm were just settling in -- preferably on the far side of their incursion from Earth -- and discovered Tulakat, and its second planet, Tulak. Tulakat is a G2 star, a touch cooler that Sol, so their world capable of maintaining water and life as we know it, more or less, is somewhat closer in than the Earth is to the Sun..."

"I have astrogators, Colonel," the Admiral said mildly.

"Yes, Sir," Riley nodded and moved on. "The Tulaki are a little green-furred race of duck-billed critters -- the fur contains a chlorophyll-like substance -- a bit bluer, but still pretty green -- that makes them a lot more plant-like than we are. The xenological team says they kind of adapted from a moving Venus fly-trap-like thing... In any case, we picked the place as the site for gathering our first real intelligence on the Sa'arm's physical characteristics. The CNV Mercury, a light frigate with a company of Marines aboard, drifted in from the edge of the system slowly and was not molested by the Sa'arm -- even when they settled into geosynchronous orbit." Riley pressed a button and the holographic display and its associated sensory equipment displayed a time-lapse exteroceptive record of the approach (literally a record of data for 'all external sensory organs', including some that the humans present didn't have.) "The Sa'arm apparently didn't feel we were a threat -- at a guess, the assumption was that if we were that slow, there was nothing to be gained from us..."

"Are you certain of that, Colonel?" the Admiral prompted.

"At this point, Sir, we're still certain of absolutely nothing," Colonel Riley replied, grimacing. He gathered himself and continued, "In any case, the Mercury arrived in orbit around Tulak without incident and began gathering intelligence. I won't go into the catch from orbit -- that's the N2's bailiwick -- instead, I'll move on to the ground operations, with your permission."

The Admiral waved assent and the G2 continued, "We needed to be able to assess the physical capabilities of an individual Sa'arm unit directly, so a squad from Recon got into chameleon Battledress and used the existing transporter node network to transport to the surface at the fringe of the Sa'arm's operating area." Riley touched a control and the display tank created a gestalt collected from sensors on the bodies of the penetration team. "It was clear that approaching a Sa'arm unit directly was dangerous and tended to get you nothing but killed from the data we had already," he explained, waving at the display, which showed a couple of Sa'arm units advancing through a horde of frozen Tulaki , wielding some kind of force-field knives to hack a path through the little beings, whose instinctive answer to the 'fight or flight' dilemma was to freeze in place, "so the initial mission was to collect and extract a dead unit for dissection." He paused a moment, but no one had any comment regarding how inhumane the idea was -- most of them were irritated that no other race in the Confederacy had ever essayed this particular task, despite the fact that the Sa'arm had already killed billions of sentient beings on a couple of dozen planets. "That's where we got our first surprise. Watch this..."


Staff Sergeant Macon settled the silenced .50 caliber sniper rifle against his shoulder, put the crosshairs of his scope on the Sa'arm they'd chosen as a target, took up the slack in the trigger and squeezed gently. The weapon's stock punched him in the shoulder and the muzzle popped up a bit; when it settled back into place, the scope showed him that the target was missing a chunk of his head the size of a fist. As he watched, it settled on it's base (or it's ass, as Sergeant Macon thought of it), still braced by it's tripod of legs.

"Nobody fucking move!" the radio crackled. "We kicked over an anthill here, for DAMNED sure! Everybody record what's going on around you!" Gunny Griffin directed. Gunny was in charge of this mission -- well, Gunny called it a 'clusterfuck', but it had an OPORD -- so everybody did as they were told...

Every Sa'arm 'unit' in sight had reoriented on the one who was down -- and there were eighteen in sight! They weren't looking at -- or for --Macon's silenced sniper rifle, either -- they were looking at their colleague with the hole in his head. Four of them -- the four closest -- moved to examine the dead one; another six dropped what they were doing to examine their surroundings.

"Shit, I hope they can't see in infrared or anything," Macon muttered.

"Move REAL fucking slow, but get out of sight, if you aren't already!" Gunny directed Macon. "I can't see you from here..." Gunny was on the other side of the ambush site.

"I'm good and so is the gun, Five," Macon assured him, using Gunny's call-sign. Macon was now eight feet from the firing point, and his sniper rifle was on the ground behind the boulder he'd used as a rest. Confederacy optics used force field lenses, so the scope he was using to slowly sweep the target area didn't reflect light. The four dickheads that had been dispatched to examine their comrade were done, apparently; now they were looking around in every direction, obviously confused...

Gunny Griffin was worried; the site and the victim had been deliberately selected such that he was out of sight of his comrades behind a brick wall when he was taken out, despite the fact that they seemed to have eyes in the back of their heads -- but he got a dozen dickheads responding to the kill, anyway. 'Dickhead' was quickly settling in as Griffin's referent for Sa'arm units, due to the bullet shape of Sa'arm heads -- even the slight flare at the neck suggested it... Now the ten dickheads detailed to eyeball the situation were milling around -- no, wait, the outer six were moving out a bit and starting a circular sweep... "Anybody in range of the ones out searching?" Gunny asked, triggering his communicator. Answers all came back negative. "Good. Sit tight and get this shit on record -- the heavy thinkers are gonna want it."

Over the next fifteen minutes, the six on the perimeter slowly spiraled out until they were about a hundred and ten meters from the victim, scanning for clues while the four in the inner ring re-examined the fallen unit and their immediate surroundings. They didn't appear to confer at all, but worked in concert examining his injury and the ground, the wall, and any other artifacts in the vicinity. The slug had gone right through and had been fired at a flat trajectory, so the chances of them finding it were poor; eventually, they seemed to give up...

The first indication of change was the movement of the outlying group, which re-formed and headed off in their earlier direction, moving rapidly to catch up with the other units conducting the sweep; the Sa'arm tended to send a collection of units out to sweep and secure a bit over a square kilometer of territory at odd intervals, usually before commencing construction of a structure of some type. The units involved didn't seem to change behavior in that, while they still would take out any Tulaki rooted directly in their path, they didn't seem to be intent on reprisals. The inner group moved out after this, leaving one unit to keep an eye on the victim.

"Shit!" Griffin grunted. The brain boys up in orbit would no doubt like to have a second specimen -- preferably, no doubt, with his skull intact -- but given the way the dickheads had reacted before, he didn't want to gut-shoot one and have it summon a horde with whatever they used for an air-raid siren... No doubt a forensics team was on the way, along with the meat wagon; they -- and their victim -- needed to be gone, leaving not a whole lot in the way of evidence... "Sweep, this is Ramrod," Griffin got on the horn to the carrier in orbit. "I need a display of local enemy unit locations..." The AI in orbit provided it; the Sa'arm sweep unit was re-forming, the diverted units rapidly closing on and settling into the main line. The nearest unit was now just under a half-kilometer away... "There are two vehicles approaching from the west," the AI added. "I anticipate that they are the recovery and investigation equipment carriers."

"When will they arrive?" Griffin asked.

"At their current rate, approximately nine minutes; however, observation indicates that they are capable of twice their current velocity..." the AI responded.

They couldn't sit tight, Griffin realized. If they did, the wheels would come off... Well, they'd planned to get out quickly... "Four, what are the chances you can remove the guard's head from his body? I'd like to take an intact head with us, but I can't have him doing whatever the other one did to attract attention..."

"Not a problem, Five -- he's not moving and I'm boresighted perfectly for the range," Macon replied.

"If you miss, put a second round in an eye socket," Griffin directed. "All elements, this is Five. The situation is deteriorating rapidly. We will be taking out the guard, tossing them both on grav stretchers, and making for the extraction point as rapidly as possible. We need to be gone before either their sweep element or their pickup team arrives. Pack it up and report readiness -- I want to be moving in thirty seconds." The other members of the patrol -- CPL Chapin, PFC Fox, and SGT Livesey -- reported their readiness in less than that, and Griffin passed control of the ambush to Macon, "We move on your mark, Four."

SSG Macon collected the sniper rifle and settled back into position, moving as carefully as possible. "Stand by..." The round left the weapon without his anticipating it -- usually the sign of a good shot -- and when it settled down, the Sa'arm was headless! "Execute! Execute! Execute!" he announced.

The team closed on the ambush site from the north and south at a dead run. "Sweep, Ramrod," Griffin panted. "Status!"

"The vehicles have increased speed and will arrive in just under two minutes," the AI reported. "The entire sweep patrol has reversed itself and is converging on your position at a rate that will bring the initial arrivals into contact in seventy-eight seconds."

"Move your asses, Ladies, or your dance cards are gonna be full!" Griffin roared to the patrol.

On closer examination, the second Sa'arm's head didn't QUITE come off -- but the elongating strip of skin it was hanging by certainly wasn't going to be carrying much in the way of nerve impulses, SSG Macon figured. Still, Gunny was probably gonna want a piece of his ass... Fox and Chapin were already unlimbering the grav stretchers and Gunny and SGT Livesey were grunting under the weight of the first victim, avoiding the second, whose neck was fountaining greenish-white blood... Macon bent to pick up some pieces of skull , shoving them into a plastic bag for the forensics guys to reassemble, then headed on to clear the extraction point.

The transport terminus was fifty feet away -- a deliberate criterion for the ambush site. Gunny Griffin thanked God he hadn't planned on humping the tree-trunk bodies of their prey any distance... Macon had the thing already lit up when they arrived with their catch; Griffin waved SGT Livesey and CPL Chapin forward and they moved into the beam, pushing their litters in front of them while Macon provided overwatch and PFC Fox left a little surprise for the quick-reaction force. "Are we visible?" Griffin asked the AI.

"Negative," Sweep reported. "You have twelve seconds. The first threat will be the vehicles."

"Move it or lose it, Fox!" Griffin roared.

"Done here!" Fox retorted and leaped through the beam, handing the remote for the trap to Griffin to activate. Macon stepped through next, and Griffin punched the button on the remote as he stepped back into the beam.

Griffin had calculated that the chances of the Sa'arm not smelling foul play were slim and none at the outset; now, there was apparently no way, so they left a calling card designed to obliterate as much of the evidence of their presence as possible. Round One was a set of back-to-back claymore mines set on either side of the main area, to be triggered by lasers rigged as tripwires -- something that, with practice, was amazingly quick to set up. Round Two was something they'd hidden upon their arrival and that the Sa'arm hadn't detected even in their sweeps of the area -- a bounding mine augmented with a Confederacy power cell of the type used in the new pulsed laser weapons. R &D had come up with a design that spun a laser emitter capable of cutting through flesh at 100 meters in a circle, then directing the back blast directly downward, creating a crater a foot deep and several feet across as it vaporized -- all in a package the size and weight of a conventional antitank mine. This they'd secreted in a location that covered both the transporter terminus and the kill zone; while it wasn't big enough to eradicate the kill zone, it WOULD take out the nexus, thus confounding the Sa'arm as to how they'd escaped. The thing was on a timer -- but there was also a set of laser tripwires rigged such that anyone approaching the terminus too closely would set it off also. Griffin had triggered those devices on the way out; now the laser tripwires were fully armed...

Griffin put SSG Macon in charge of the handoff of their trophies and dashed to the Mercury's Combat Information Center, arriving in CIC only seconds before the first pair of Sa'arm -- from the hearse/ambulance and forensics vehicle -- stumbled into a claymore tripwire. The rain of steel balls took out a half-dozen Sa'arm and provoked a secondary explosion from the forensics vehicle. Every Sa'arm unit within a two and a half kilometer radius froze in place -- and stayed that way for twelve minutes, at the end of which they started slowly combing the area, starting at the perimeter.

Fifteen minutes after that, a couple of squads of Sa'arm arrived in a pair of light armored vehicles. The response time was impressive; the dispatch of the vehicles had been from fifteen kilometers away and within seconds of the blast. "This is scary," LT Quinn observed. "You can't engage these guys with anything but terrorist tactics or on a massive scale -- they're too well coordinated."

Gunny Griffin agreed. "They were all over us on the ground, Sir. Our timing was TIGHT -- and that was to pick up one dead one! I don't want to be on the patrol that tries to extract a live one..."

"Well, you won't," LT Quinn grinned. "Your team is transporting to the Hermes in thirty minutes, and then being ferried to Tantalus for debriefing -- after which you get a week's leave to indulge yourselves with those poor, misguided cunts that allowed themselves to be sucked in by your dubious charms..."

"THAT's good news!" Griffin grinned. "Why squids get to haul pussy with them and we don't is a fucking mystery..."

"Squids live on these tubs -- that's why," Quinn retorted. "Besides, they only get to haul one apiece -- and even then, they get sent home if they come up with a bun in the oven -- and in return, they get to play 'steward' and do all the scut work! Aren't you glad you don't have to polish decks?"

"There IS that..." Griffin agreed. In order to maximize the combat effectiveness of naval crews (and keep them contributing to colony populations) it had been decided that crewmen could ship with a single concubine on longer cruises (ninety days or more away from port). Those concubines were pooled under the Chief Steward and did menial tasks -- food delivery, cleaning, uniform maintenance and whatnot -- freeing crewmen to do more combat-effective work. And, of course, they warmed their sponsor's bunks... Marines seldom deployed for over ninety days, so they didn't get this benefit -- but to keep sexual incidents down, a platoon drew a couple of camp-followers from the Civil Service pool to keep the edge off... The old traditions regarding hauling women into combat had been trampled upon over time by female crewmen, anyway, and concubines (or slaves, sluts, drones, stewards -- whatever you call them) were disposable if they weren't pregnant, anyway. Certain carry-overs DID occur -- it was considered bad form to feel up a 'steward' in public settings while on duty, for instance -- public displays of affection were frowned upon. But stewards wore the standard-issue shift issued every concubine, so they were quickly accessible... Efficiency was up and naval personnel could concentrate on combat-effective activity...

Control of the situation was handed off to the armored troops in general and various other Sa'arm went back to whatever their primary mission was -- but several continued to sweep the outlying areas. It took one squad very little time to find a laser emitter -- but the devices were designed to render themselves into a fused hunk of plastic upon receipt of the feedback pulse from the explosion of the mines, so the Sa'arm unit gingerly handling it probably didn't have time to draw much in the way of conclusions as to whether it was a part of the explosive device or just something that had gotten in the way...

Those limitations on examination came from the efforts of one of his companions; the orderly sweep through the close-in area took one of the Sa'arm troops a little too close to the mine. There was a quick, quiet whine while the emitter spun up, then the pop of the charge that bounded the mine into the air, followed by what amounted to an instant, laser-generated circular saw cutting everything and everybody in half within a hundred meter radius -- and then the mine vaporized, removing itself, the transport terminus, and a couple of hundred kilos of the local soil while displacing a good deal more than that.

Gunny Griffin and his team didn't get to see it, but he would have been gratified to see the response -- what amounted to an armored battalion taking over the area and VERY slowly sweeping it for threats...

The Mercury made no visible moves during the aftermath -- nothing that might connect it with events on the surface. Amazingly, the Sa'arm -- or the local hive, anyway -- hadn't stumbled onto the transporter system yet -- probably largely due to the way the Tulaki made like scared rabbits when faced with a threat. Griffin's team was transported a half million kilometers to the Hermes, that was supplying overwatch in orbit of Tulak's smaller moon, and then shuttled out to the light cruiser Apollo which hovered in the dark matter beyond the edge of the system. Since the Sa'arm largely ignored electromagnetic emissions (even though they made some -- not for communications, apparently, but they did have radar and other sensors), encrypted data streams of the dissections flowed behind them, along with data captures of the Sa'arm response for strategic analysis. The Mercury led a charmed life in orbit, ignored by the hive as irrelevant to the odd events on the ground...

That would end...

The next challenge was snatching a live specimen -- something that, without the data provided by the dissections, would obviously have stood a very low chance of success. Given the reaction to taking a Sa'arm out, one had to assume that removing a living one from circulation was going to cause a similar uproar.

An anesthetic was developed that it was hoped would at least disorient the target during the extraction. The plan was simple -- a team would lie in wait for a Sa'arm to come along at the ambush site, then overpower and attempt to render the target unconscious and escape with it via the transporter network. It had worked for dead Sa'arm, so it was expected that it would work on a live one... Just in case, they intended to bag the thing so it couldn't transmit too much information about what was being done with it....

The ambush site was selected carefully -- a location that got light but regular Sa'arm traffic within two meters of a transport terminus. The extraction team set up and waited...

"Execute! Execute! Execute!" SSG Murphy yelled -- and the Sa'arm kept coming -- proof positive that they couldn't hear. But it could see the pair of soldiers that leapt from cover to grab his outside arms -- and it could see the pair that waded in from the front to collect his weaker center arm and wrap tape around his torso at the elbow level, pinning all three arms. He saw the anesthetic-soaked pad that they put against his mouth, too, but after that the bag that dropped over his head to waist level pretty much terminated THAT input.

The Sa'arm managed to kick PVT Sheridan in the thigh and break it before they got it's legs under control, but they were within easy reach of the transport terminus -- medical care was moments away. "Collection complete," Murphy reported.

"Transport immediately," LT Quinn directed. "It's a madhouse down there!" Sa'arm were converging on the site from all directions at the run.

"Aye aye!" Murphy replied, and they hustled their catch into the transporter.

Sheridan went next, and the other three privates followed, leaving SSG Murphy to bait the trap before beaming out himself.

On board the Mercury, a team continued to attempt to subdue the Sa'arm; "The anaesthetic isn't working," observed one of the doctors present, "Did you place it over it's mouth?"

"Yeah, but maybe he's not breathing through there," PFC Pickering shot back. "Do they have a nose?" Two medics had Sheridan on a stretcher and were pushing him off to sickbay. The doctor shrugged.

Meanwhile, six spacecraft launched from the surface, and another fourteen shifted orbits toward the Mercury -- facts that went unnoticed for several minutes, while the intelligence team watched the chaos on the surface. The mine did its job superbly, but after it went off, no one on the ground evinced any continued interest in the extraction site -- an oddity that confused the analysis team no end...

Fortunately, the sensor watch was on the ball. "Commander, we've got several Sa'arm ships on an intercept course!" the crewman announced.

"Awww, SHIT!" the watch officer cursed, stabbing the intercom, "CIC! They know he's here!"

"Well, that explains THAT!" the N2 grunted. "Break orbit!"

"Too late!" the deck officer replied, looking at the tactical plot, "We're cut off! General Quarters! Action stations!"

The Sa'arm deployed a tactic they'd seen before -- one of surrounding the target vessel and limiting its options until they could board it -- but the Mercury's skipper had standing orders for this. After a hurried conference with the Task Force commander on the Apollo regarding weapons utilization, it was decided it was better to keep some future surprises, and the Captain hit the intercom, "Abandon ship! Move it people, you do NOT want to be here when they try to open this tin can!" People started dashing all over the ship for the nearest transport terminus and thence to the main Transporter Room and on to the Hermes.

In the CIC, the N2 yelled, "Get that thing out to the Hermes, FIRST!" -- but the XO said "No fucking way! If they can find the bastard in orbit, who knows what their range is! He goes out fucking LAST! LT Quinn, you and Murphy own the bastard! You're the last three on the pad -- and if we have to leave somebody else behind to make sure you make it, that's how it goes, understood?"

"Aye, Sir!" Quinn headed for the Transporter Room at the double.

"Kee--rist!" SSG Murphy complained, after responding to his comm. implant, "I own the fucking thing again! We have to get it to Transporter Three, FAST!" He gathered what was left of his team and two medics and got the Sa'arm, still struggling, back on its litter and moving up the companionway.

"Shit, shit, shit," Captain Keegan mumbled under his breath, "I'm gonna be the first skipper in the Navy of the Confederacy to go down with his fucking ship -- what a way to get famous..." The Nav Officer glanced up, but said nothing. "How much time do we have before they get serious?" he asked the sensor watch.

"Dunno, Sir -- things are getting tight -- how about jinking around some?"

"Good idea! Helm, evasive action, Pattern Three!" the Captain ordered. That bought them almost fifteen minutes...

"Grapnels!" the Sensor Watch yelled.

"Clear the Bridge!" Keegan yelled. "Transport Room -- status!"

"I'm pushin' the last pussy through the pipe!" the Transporter Chief yelled back. "It's you guys and this dickhead and his babysitters!"

"Let me know when it's down to just you, them, and me!" Keegan responded.

"Ten seconds!" was the reply. The Nav and Sensor watches had already transported from the bridge and were crossing the room to the outbound pad.

Keegan set the self-destruct for forty-five seconds, set his watch to it, and dashed for the emergency transport pad. Once in the Transporter Room, he yelled, "Chief! You're relieved!"

"Sir!" The Chief saluted and dashed into the beam.

"We've got thirty," Keegan announced. "Murphy -- GIT!"

Murphy saluted and backed into the beam.

"Twenty. We toss him at ten..." Keegan and Quinn counted the seconds, "Go!" They toppled the Sa'arm into the transporter, then jumped through behind him, Keegan backing out last.

Five seconds later, the Mercury was a collection of ions in the center of a ten megaton cloud.

But the Captain of the Hermes, watching closely, noted that the ships in close proximity had already started to react -- and he was DAMNED if he was going to lose HIS ship! "Break orbit! Nav, try to keep the moon between us and the planet for as long as possible. All hands! Stand by for emergency acceleration! Helm, inertial compensators at max, and I want an apparent G and a half to start and ramped up to two in thirty seconds! Execute!" The Hermes filed suit against half of the laws of celestial mechanics in its attempt to break orbit at right angles to its current orbital vectors. They didn't win, but the astrogator and helmsman managed a pretty fair plea-bargain -- and the few moments the curve of their course swept them out of the shadow of the limb of the moon confirmed that the two dozen Sa'arm ships dispatched to chase them knew EXACTLY where they were... This was a new group, dispatched from the Hive ship -- the ones surrounding the Mercury didn't exist any more...

"The asshole is a living GPS beacon!" Captain Tolliver howled. "Pour it on, Helm -- all we can hope to do is outrun them!"

The next couple of hours frankly sucked; Tolliver had to back off the 2Gs after about fifteen minutes because too many of the crew were in distress -- especially stewards. One point five Gs was bad enough; crew performance suffered, leading Tolliver to report later that drills in high-G operations were necessary. But the Hermes pulled away from the Sa'arm horde following them as the Sa'arm ships were incapable of generating 15 to 20 Gs, and eventually, one of their long, looping sweeps wasn't followed -- a sign that the Sa'arm were no longer in contact with their missing unit -- who, by the way, lapsed into near catatonia.

The medical team wasn't surprised. "They don't do much independently," one doctor reported . "You can see that from the structure of their brains. They're a collective; processing power is spread across the community. There's a lot of shared storage, too, but the communications structure, whatever it is, takes up a lot of skull space."

Freed of pursuit, the Hermes shifted vectors fairly radically -- which was good, because the Sa'arm started making short jumps under hyperdrive, looking for them along their previous course. Captain Tolliver throttled back his acceleration and muted his electronic signatures and everyone relaxed a bit. The Sa'arm pursuit slowly worked their way out-system, sniffing for a hyperdrive trace and not finding one because the Hermes was maneuvering to within transporter range of the Apollo...


The display in the holographic projector stopped. "Thank you, Colonel," The Admiral murmured. "You, too, Commander." This was directed at Commander Mortensen, the N2, who had taken over the feed when Naval data was required, without pausing the briefing. "So, tell us about the enemy."

"Sir." Mortensen nodded at the xenobiology specialist that was standing by for this.

The screen lit with a rotating close-up of a Sa'arm. "Sa'arm 'units' are around seven feet tall," Doctor Wittenauer began. "They are tripeds. Organizationally, they operate similar to army ants, but physically, they resemble armored lizards in that they are cold-blooded and fully armored -- but it is not an exoskeleton, as the bony external plates are anchored by muscle and ligament to a full internal skeletal structure. They have three arms -- set above the legs -- and they operate with one leg forward and two to the sides and rear. The front arm is shorter and lighter for delicate work, while the other two are more massive, such that they can hold an object across their front with their two larger arms and hands and work comfortably with the third. They have bullet -- or mushroom -- shaped heads with three eyes, two oriented more or less forward and one -- not as well developed -- for watching behind."

We believe that they developed on a Hell world where the armor and the 360 degree vision was absolutely required -- and where the constant roar of various energies made the development of a sound detection sense a liability. Their capability for integrated cooperation would have brought them to the top of the food chain on their home planet, but we believe that they did not develop space travel technology on their own, but rather through capturing a visiting race and reverse-engineering it."

"So, is there a queen somewhere that we can bomb?" the Admiral asked.

"We don't think so," was the reply. "A colony is a gestalt; its intelligence is a source of the collective mental resources of the population on the ground. We did some calculations based upon what we saw of the mental link to the captive and determined that the colony was able to detect and communicate with an individual out to about a half million miles -- but they were able to work at greater distances while pursuing the Hermes due to the reach of the pursuit ships -- basically, by using them as an antenna."

"Interesting," the Admiral mused. "So, if they could have strung out enough individuals in a net..."

"Not individuals," the doctor corrected him, "Groups -- the smallest of which is probably on the order of ten units. Anything less than that is incapable of independent action. We saw this when the Hermes reached the point where communications between the colony on the planet and the pursuit failed; the intelligence and innovation of the response tailed off rapidly. An examination of the design of the ships in the pursuit yields the assumption that they are crewed by ten to twenty units -- and they are specifically designed to be merged into larger structures."

"So the single-seat fighter..." the Admiral mused.

"...Is a concept they are incapable of envisioning, let alone executing," the doctor finished.

"Reproduction?" the Admiral asked.

"Asexual, we believe. All three collected specimens bear the organs necessary to generate eggs -- but they are all genetically identical. We believe that individual units are stimulated to lay a pre-fertilized egg on demand, probably upon a mental signal generated by the communal mind. There is no sex as we practice it." The Doctor smiled thinly.

"Why didn't the anesthetic work?" the Admiral asked.

"While, like us, the Sa'arm breathe through their mouths on occasion, they have other structures under the rim of their skull -- just under the 'helmet', if you will -- that operate as nostrils. They apparently close off access by shrugging, more or less, which seals the lower rim of the skull against the torso. Our specimen merely shut his mouth and breathed through his nose."

The Admiral nodded. "So, isolated individuals are useless..."

"Except perhaps as organic recorders," the Doctor agreed. "A single isolated individual would probably do little more than the minimums required to keep it fed and protected from obvious threats while recording activity in its surroundings constantly. It would probably take a minimum of two for them to go much beyond that, and probably four to develop a reproduction imperative, after which they would no doubt begin reproducing in sequence as quickly as possible. I believe a half-dozen individuals, left alone, absent any threats, could create a viable colony over time."

"Great," the Admiral muttered. "So it's wipe them out or continue to deal with them forever."

"Unless we can learn to communicate with them -- or vice-versa -- yes," the Doctor agreed.

"Thank you, Doctor." The Admiral turned to the N2. "What has happened since?"

"Not a whole lot," the N2 replied. About six small ships have launched from the colony, dispatched after the pursuit gave up the search for the Hermes and got back to the vicinity of Tulak's orbit. Otherwise, all has been quiet. Remote sensors in orbit haven't picked up anything that looks like reprisals against the Tulaki -- but the Sa'arm have slowed down their conquest and are taking territory much more slowly."

"Sir!" LT Collins, the Communications Officer, erupted.

"Lieutenant?" the Admiral acknowledged him mildly, surprised at the interruption.

"Are those ships being tracked?"

"N2?" The Admiral shifted the query to the Intelligence Officer, who glanced at the N3 for confirmation before replying, "Yes, Sir. Each is apparently headed for another occupied system. Their hyperdrive is slow, primitive, and fairly easily tracked."

"Recommend that we either pick up or destroy these ships in transit, Sir," the Communications Officer declared. "They're couriers. We can get live specimens by capturing them -- but more important, it disrupts their communications!"

The N2 looked dubious. 'I doubt that they are..."

"I don't!" erupted the Doctor. "The Lieutenant is right! The Sa'arm do not use radio, and they do not use any technology that propagates electromagnetic waves faster than light speed -- they have no use for it! But an individual unit, dispatched with a gestalt of the current situation in one colony in his memory, would be integrated into the new colony upon arrival, updating it. No doubt the colony on Tulak saw the need to send out a species-wide update on a new threat..."

The Admiral spun to the N3, "Order all Sa'arm couriers out of Tulak either captured or destroyed -- preferably captured. Order the CNVB Medusa to replace the Apollo on station with a larger task force, including a fighter-carrier group. Tulak is to be interdicted -- it is our laboratory for development of effective tactics against the Sa'arm, and we do NOT want any OTHER colony to discover what it is we are doing there! Execute!"

The N3 left the TOC headed for Communications at a speed that indicated that his tailfeathers were on fire!

The Admiral spun to the Communications Officer. "Excellent analysis, Lieutenant! Very valuable! Thank you, also, Doctor, for keeping us from undervaluing it." He glanced around. "Anything else? Let's retire to the mess." Everyone stood and the Admiral preceded them out of the TOC.


"... And that was that!" LT Collins finished describing his shining moment. Shyla, his 'steward,' snuggled closer, exclaiming, "That's great! Do you think you'll get a promotion out of it or anything?" She was naked and draped against him in such a way as to provide easy access to the heavy breast he was fondling. The LT was a 'big naturals' type -- and she'd been lacking when they were extracted -- but she'd had the wide hips and plush ass he wanted and she was HAPPY to grow hooters for him. Ned was a sweetie pie; Shyla was happy beyond words to be with him -- unlike that silly bitch Debra, who he'd finally pushed off to the Civil Service rep in return for a future draft pick. That had simplified things; they'd just closed down the pod while he was deployed... Shyla thought that Debra was a stupid, ungrateful bitch -- and she hoped that she now had sixteen Marines sticking dicks in her constantly, the way she'd acted around poor Ned...

There had been no comparison between Debra's youth and blonde beauty and Shyla's plain-faced dowdiness at the beginning, and while grateful for the limitations imposed by their pickup site, Shyla had felt sorry for Ned that he didn't have better choices available to him. But the fifteen years of age that separated them had been melted off her, and just a couple of tiny adjustments to her face had improved it no end; the twenty pounds the nanobots had shifted from her ass to the mounds supporting her big, pink nipples left her still forty or fifty pounds heavier than the blonde shrew, but Ned liked her like this, so who was she to argue? To top it all off, she was getting more sex in a week than she'd gotten before in a year...

Speaking of sex... "I'm thinking a little pussy would be nice," Ned muttered into her hair.

"Umm, I can go outside and see if I can find a little one for you, Luv -- or you can have mine!" Shyla teased. "Do you want to be on top, or do you want me to do the work?"

"You can ride me," Ned grinned. "I like to watch your titties bounce."

'He's just a little boy, inside,' Shyla thought, settling onto him with a shudder as his erection spread the folds of her core. 'Thank God the outside is all man...' She began to bounce, deliberately maximizing the swing of the udders he'd graced her with for his enjoyment. One thing marred her joy; pretty soon, the AIs would tell him what she already knew -- she was pregnant. And that meant returning to their colony pod to carry the child. She looked forward to that; the worry was that replacing Debra would suddenly become urgent and he would find some hottie that would leave her eclipsed... Well, she would cross that bridge when she came to it... Fleetingly, as she rose to her first orgasm, she wondered if Sweetie Pie had augmented her sexual response; he was SOOO good and she always came so much faster than she had before he brought light to her life...


"You were right about the Comm Officer," the Admiral admitted to his N3, CPT Dawkins. "That young man undoubtedly just saved us a whole lot of trouble!" The pair were in the Admiral's quarters, relaxing in big easy chairs -- and accepting oral service from each other's stewards.

"I swiped him from an R & D installation," Dawkins grunted, gasping. "He's a genius; the first three generations of hyperwave communicators have his initials all over them. I'm trying to get him to look at sensors while we're out here on this cruise..." He gasped and stiffened; how on Earth could the woman swallow him like that?

The Admiral chuckled; he'd had the slut's throat deliberately altered to accommodate him, then had himself augmented enough to make it difficult. Dawkins wasn't any competition -- and Dawkins' steward was suffering noticeably as he held her head down... The Admiral felt that he owed women for a great number of rebuffs in his past, and the reversals of their situation meant that the life of the Admiral's steward (and any other that he might borrow -- and he did so, regularly, from among his staff's sluts) was regularly miserable. The thirst for vengeance that he slaked with the suffering of these unfortunate sluts was the reason a military genius who would ordinarily have rated a CAP score of nine plus only carried a seven point two, but he was a specialist; he (and the AIs, for that matter) worried that if he sought psychoanalytical assistance for the issue, he might lose his edge as a commander. In his more introspective moments, he felt bad about this failing -- but right now, watching Dawkin's slut's face turn purple and her eyes go glassy pleased him. Still, the slut wasn't his; he let up on her, allowing her to throw herself backward and pull in air in lung-heaving gasps. "She's a survivor, don't you think, Dawkins? I like survivors..."

Dawkins nodded, poker-faced. The Old Man was Hell on stewards -- but that made him a fine punishment vehicle. Estelle would think twice before giving him any shit for a while... Dawkins suspected that the Old Man had an itch to kill one -- but that it would trigger a flood of remorse that would render him as ineffective as going to a shrink, so he managed to avoid doing it. But he pushed the envelope regularly, and by God Estelle would remember THIS little party for a while... Shelley, the Admiral's slut, on the other hand... Shelley seemed to revel in the Old Man's abuse -- which was a good thing; Dawkins had seen a couple of her predecessors lose the will to live under the Old Man's thumb, but he and Shelley seemed to be made for each other.

... And she sucked cock like a vacuum cleaner, slurping Dawkins in until her nose was in his pubes and he could feel his glans pop into her throat and then backing off far enough that she was just kissing the tip, again and again without effort... Dawkins, overcome, hunched himself as he poured semen down the slut's throat; somehow, she managed to purr...

When it was over, he settled back and Shelley got up and brought him a cognac while he watched the Old Man put poor Estelle through her paces; he had a knack for pulling his cock back just enough to cause a woman to choke on his semen as it threatened to go down the wrong pipe and he used it on Estelle, to her distress but his obvious enjoyment. When he finished, the Admiral's hard-on was still rampant. "You don't mind if I use the slut's ass, do you, Captain?" he asked Dawkins.

"Go right ahead, Admiral," Dawkins waved from his chair, smiling maliciously at his steward, "She needs the object lesson."

"Gag her," the Admiral directed Shelley. "I don't want her disturbing the XO." Dawkins watched Estelle absorb this and realize that the Old Man planned to go in dry...


Gunny Griffin had a lot of catching up to do, so he and SSG Macon were partying in his pod on the colony world of Terrine, enjoying their leave. Gunny had his girls, Mae and Panfila, knelt up hip to hip and was giving them five strokes apiece, swapping back and forth, sticking his dick in one and pounding her twat five times, then slipping into the other and doing the same. Mae made happy noises in English and Panfila did the same in Spanish and all was right with the world. Macon was jacked back in an armchair, grinning, while his Number One woman, Enid, rode him, balancing with her feet on the chair arms. Enid was visibly pregnant -- five months or so -- and Gunny wondered how a pregnant woman could be so damned athletic -- but it was fun to watch... Enid's eyes rolled up and she ground herself against Macon's crotch, whining -- and that lit Gunny off in Mae... Well, he had a second load in there for Panfila; she'd get hers... "Bring me a beer, Mae! I need to lube your sister-in-law, here!" Griffin laughed, pulling out after the flood. "Don't be greedy!" Panfila whirled to suck him, chittering in Spanish; no doubt she was worried that he'd go soft -- like THAT was gonna happen! One day, maybe he'd learn Spanish -- or, at least, bother to leave on his UT so he could understand what she was jabbering about. Then again, maybe not -- it probably sounded better when he didn't know what it meant...




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