Author: Thinking Horndog
Title: Strange Relationships
Part: 48
Universe: Second Best
Summary: A full-length novel that follows several young couples from Second
Best and their families.
Keywords: MF oral mf oral

Keywords for full story:  rom, mf, MF, mmf, MFF, M+F, mm, F-solo, ir, D/s,
bdsm, mdom, spank, oral, anal, 1st, reluc, nc, voy

Strange Relationships

Copyright © Thinking Horndog, 2006 im_a_thinker@yahoo.com

Pursuant to the Berne Convention, this work is copyrighted with all rights
reserved by its author unless explicitly indicated. Reproduction for profit
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Warnings and disclaimers:

This is adult entertainment!  Be warned!  If you’re not into graphic
depictions of sex, this is the wrong story for you!  If you’re too young to
be legally reading this, move along!

This is a work of fiction.  It is not intended to reflect any particular
person or persons, and the incidents portrayed exist in their current form
solely in the writer’s imagination.  You get the idea.


Chapter 48
The Visit to Rodday's


	Witherspoon's people began infiltrating Rodday's club around two-
thirty; by four o'clock, everyone in the place had an agent in place to
neutralize them.  When the door opened and Armand, Tabitha, Paul, Scott, and
four others walked through the front door, the bouncers and barmaids had no
shot at a warning.  The guard at Rodday's door made an attempt, but he was
double-covered; the female agent who had been engaging him in conversation
took him out quietly, and the male standing by made sure he didn't hit the
floor any too loudly.  Customers were told that if they wanted to leave,
they'd end up being sequestered somewhere else for their own protection, so
why not have a drink on the house?  Nobody left.

	Video surveillance of the club gave Rodday no warning, either;
Armand's agents had sabotaged it with a loop, but Rodday wasn't paying any
attention, anyway.  At the moment, he was watching Flood and two of his
enforcers abuse a couple of his whores who had performed poorly the previous
night.  Flood was seated in a swivel chair with his cast propped on a desk;
the whore was fishing in his sweatpants for his cock, having been told that
if she didn't get him off quickly, she would be beaten.  Flood was on
painkillers, and doubted that he could even get an erection, so the result
was a foregone conclusion...

	Suddenly, the door swung open, and there were eight more people in
the room.  While his people disarmed and tied Rodday's goon's wrists with
plastic cable ties, Armand announced, "Mr. Pinkham, we have a problem."

	"YOU have a problem," Rodday blustered.  "I'll have backup in here
any second!"

	Armand smiled; as usual, it wasn't pleasant.  "I doubt that.  There
are thirty seven of my people in the club and on the grounds, and every one
of your known associates is either neutralized or under surveillance."

	One of the agents made to escort the whores out the door, but
Tabitha touched Paul's arm and shook her head.  Paul stopped him.  "They
stay.  Untie them."  The whores, who would have been just as happy out of
the line of fire, went to stand along the far wall.

	"So what do you want?" Rodday growled.

	"When we first entered into communication, I assumed that you were
sophisticated and had some common sense," Armand said blandly.  "Ms. Adams,
here, informed you that she had protection, but you ignored her and made her
the star of that little epic of yours."  Rodday glared at Flood over this
particular charge; it had been Flood's responsibility to ensure that Tabitha
wasn't just running her mouth, and he'd apparently fucked THAT up.  "I
considered that to be an honest mistake, but I assumed that my position was
clear when we met to discuss it."

	"I don't let others tell me how to run my business," Rodday grated.

	"An admirable sentiment."  Armand nodded at Flood and Thud Thompson
dumped him out of the chair, righted it, and placed it for Armand.  Looking
over his shoulder at Flood, Thud grunted, "You scream like a girl."  There
was a general chuckle.

	Armand continued, "All of us must bow to economic pressures at some
point, however.  Besides, Ms. Adams is an independent businesswoman."

	"I thought you just said you were running her?" Rodday grunted.

	"No, I'm merely her insurance agent," Armand replied blandly.
"Unfortunately, I'm seeing repeated claims, and thus must take action to
keep from losing money and to properly protect the insured."  He gathered
himself and glared at Rodday, "Why did you assume that I was not serious at
our meeting?"

	Rodday grunted, "You're not big on the scene around here..."

	"I'd like to keep it that way, wouldn't you?" Armand reposted.

	"Well, yeah," Rodday replied, surprised.

	Armand sat back.  "Since then, things haven't gone too well, have
they?  There was the incident at Ms. Adams' apartment, which I am certain
will stick in the memories of some of your employees," he said blandly as
his eyes swept over Flood, who had been allowed to arrange himself against
the wall.  "One of your problems is your lack of an intelligence-gathering
apparatus.  Do you have any information on the identity of the young woman
whom your representative offered to rape during that encounter?"

	Rodday shrugged.  "No."

	Armand surprised everyone by leaping up and smashing his foot down
on Flood's cast four times, once to emphasize each word, "SHE IS MY
DAUGHTER!!!"  Flood screamed like a banshee and passed out.

	In the stunned silence that followed, Armand resumed his seat.  "As
you can see, I take some exception to threats delivered onto my family;
still, I believe that I delivered a measured response, don't you?"

	"Uhhh, yeah."  Rodday, who had to date seriously underestimated his
opponent, now began to wonder whether he would leave the room alive.

	"But that didn't stop you from attempting ANOTHER attack on Ms.
Adams last night!  Tell me, what did you plan to accomplish?" Armand was
again all reasonableness.

	"She recovered too quick from the other thing," Rodday grunted, "and
was out thumbing her nose at me!  I figured a broken arm might cool things a
bit..."

	Armand nodded.  "Your original effort was a masterpiece, except for
the unfortunate choice in victims -- which I felt was an honest mistake.
But the follow-up has been classic strong-arm tactics without thought behind
them -- perhaps I've over-estimated you; what do YOU think?"

	Rodday thought about it; this shit could get him KILLED!  "I think
maybe I underestimated YOU.  Mebbe I should re-think things a bit..."

	Armand gave a nod of agreement.  "Perhaps. Certainly, you've been
your own worst enemy, here..."

	"Well, I can't afford to have some old whore thumbing her nose at me
-- bad for business!"

	"Well, business has already gone south," Armand replied.  "As a
result of these little depredations, Ms. Adams must reorganize her business
to handle the increased costs involved in protecting herself from
unscrupulous competition.  Since she would be unable in any case to defray
those expenses on her own, she must take on employees to add income.  In
other words, you have created a serious competitor."

	"Yeah, right," Rodday sneered.

	"Ms. Adams won't be streetwalking, however -- you may maintain your
exclusive franchise on that; instead, she'll be setting up more comfortable
places of business where the customer need not bring along his own
facilities and where other services can be provided -- all at a higher
price, of course."

	"Y'all can call me 'Madam'," Tabitha interjected.

	"Ms. Adams may be posting personnel in popular locations, but they
will not be conducting retail business -- merely advertising the competitive
product.  Your low-end cash-and-carry customers will continue to utilize
your staff -- others, more interested in comfort and safety and pleasant
surroundings will utilize hers."  Armand leaned forward and glared, "You
will NOT interfere with Ms. Adams OR her staff, or I will remove any
requirement you have to conduct ANY type of business!  Are we clear?"

      "Yeah." Rodday grunted, but he didn't appear to be convinced.

      Armand eyed him.  "You have thus far assumed that my bark is worse
than my bite, despite a loud growl and a couple of nips.  I recommend that
you re-assess the situation, as I have lost patience.  Your people have yet
to even score against mine -- and mine could have easily left you with
embarrassing piles of dead bodies to clean up.  The gloves are off.  Next
time, the consequences will be unsupportable.  Do you understand?"

      "You can't talk to me like that!"

      "I just did.  Now we come to the portion of the entertainment wherein
Ms. Adams gets her due..."

      "Whoa!  Whoa!  You can't do that!"

      "He's right, ya know," Tabitha interjected.  "If I git mine in front
o' witnesses, ya might as well kill him, 'cause he's too fuckin' stupid ta
stop..."

      Armand sighed.  "Another object lesson, then.  Arrange that pair on
the table, there. On their backs.  Heads over the edges."  The pair in
question were Rodday's other two bulls.  There was a certain amount of
struggle, but the pair were positioned on their backs on a table, one head
dangling off either end.  "Okay.  Ladies," he waved at the pair of whores.
"Come over here and divest yourselves of your underclothing, please. We're
going to turn the tables a bit, here."  The women fearfully stepped out of
their panties.  "Gentlemen," Armand addressed the pair of thugs on the
table, "and I use that term loosely, this is what is going to happen.  The
ladies here are going to present their genitals for service, which you will
accomplish with your tongues."

      "Shit, I ain't doin' THAT!" one of them roared.  "You know where them
things have been?"

      "I'm assuming that they've been cum-dumpsters for the likes of you,"
Armand murmured blandly.  "Nonetheless, you'll do as I ask, I think, for the
alternative will be... unpleasant.  Ladies, if your chosen partner fails to
bring you an orgasm in a reasonable amount of time, my associate, here,"
(Jason stepped forward, leering evilly as only he could), "will emasculate
him."  Jason brandished a wicked-looking surgical device.  "As for you,"
Armand addressed the noisemaker, "we can move right to that if you like..."

      "NOOOOO!!!"

      "Then I suggest that you shut up and bend some effort to proving that
you are capable of pleasuring a woman!" Armand snapped.

      "I dunno," one of the women murmured.

      "Ah.  Do I detect some concern that Mr. Pinkham might visit some
vengeance upon you?" Armand queried.  "He won't.  Anything that occurs to
you will be visited upon him -- with interest.  Do you understand?" Armand
eyed Rodday.  "In fact, he'd better see to it that you're babied, because my
people will assume that no little accident that befalls you is coincidental,
and will react swiftly.  If they make a mistake, well, we'll just put it on
account..."

      "Y'all can come to work for me, Wilma," Tabitha added, "An' I got THIS
fer protection!"  She took in the room's contents with a wave.

      Wilma turned to Rodday, who growled, "Yeah, yeah -- you're a pain in
the ass anyway!  We're done!  But you'll have to get your drugs
elsewhere..." he added craftily.

      "Ms. Adams' organization will pay for detox," Armand replied.  "Unless
you wish to continue drug abuse -- which I guarantee you will interfere with
your employment."  Tabitha nodded agreement.

      Wilma eyed Tabitha in disbelief.  "I been to parties with you, Tab...
You're..."

      "Clean," Armand interrupted.  "and likely to stay that way, in the
main, given the decrease in her personal safety if she doesn't."  Tabitha's
eyebrows shot up, but she nodded.

      "Awright," Wilma replied.  "But I’m hard to get off..."

      "Well, this is for you, remember, not a customer.  Enjoy yourself!"
Armand urged.

      "How long?" the other woman piped up, sidling up and exposing herself
to a tongue.

      "Let's just say that I don't want to get bored," Armand replied.
"Tabitha?" He picked up Rodday with his eyes.

      "Nah.  We've already discussed it.  Push him too hard, an' he'll get
stupid."

      "Getting stupid would be severely career-limiting for him," Armand
replied.  "His troops have borne the brunt of past failures, and I'm
uncertain that he has a visceral understanding of his position.  I think
that he needs some... personal reminder of this visit."

      "I wanna use them on the bastid," Tabitha growled, glaring and waving
at the emasculators, "but he'd jus' kill hisself tryin' ta git even!  I
gotta live wit' him as a competitor, even if I don' hafta be scared o' him.
Le's not set him up ta get dead."

      Armand glared at Rodday.  "Remember who your benefactor is; I still
have a matter to settle with you over your attempted attack on my daughter!
Only Ms. Adams' concern over your goodwill protects you here..."  In the
background, one of the whores moaned in pleasure.

      Tabitha turned an amused glance on the women.  "Don' be shy!  Git
yourself off!  Do what ya hafta!  An' if you boys wanna keep your balls,
y'all better be workin' it!"  Armand waved her over, grinning, and Tabitha
started shucking the trousers off one of the hoods with practiced hands.
"Well, lookit that!  I wonder how big THAT gets when it's stiff?"  She
started jacking the shaft of a decently-sized black cock, which rose to
something over seven inches.  "I wonder if it'll still get stiff after them
balls come off?"  She fondled the heavy testicles in their fat sack.  "Sure
will be a shame, makin' a eunuch outta THIS stud!"  The victim's tonguing
became frantic; the recipient, (Wilma) began to pant and rub her breasts.
Tabitha circled the table and undid the pants of the other victim, who
thrashed to the point that one of Armand's men had to pin him to the table.
"Damn, boy!  It ain't like you got as much ta lose!" Tabitha chided.  Fear
was obviously at work on this one; his cock was shrunken and limp in
Tabitha's grasp, even after a bit of manipulation.  "Mebbe you oughta be
suckin' cocks!"  The whore being serviced, one 'Bunny', leaned over at that
point and braced her hands on the hood's upper thighs, gasping; apparently,
his efforts were bearing fruit.  "Good tongue, Hon?  Mebbe we oughta hire
him ta cunt-lap female customers after he's cut..."

      This went on for a good ten minutes; even Wilma was showing signs of
arousal, and Bunny finished once, Tabitha making a running commentary on the
horrors of turning men into eunuchs the entire time.  Armand looked around,
"I'm getting bored.  Wake up Flood."  Paul poured water on Flood's face, and
the big black sputtered and opened his eyes.  "Welcome back," Armand smiled
sardonically.  "Put him up on the table; Put that one (the hood who had
succeeded with Bunny) on the floor.  You (Bunny) can continue to use him --
just kneel over him."  Two agents wrestled the hood off the table and
replaced him with Flood; Bunny, who was getting off on more than one
dimension of the current party, knelt over her victim and started rubbing
herself off on his face and tongue.

      Armand came to stand over Flood.  "How long have you been awake?" he
asked.

      "I--"

      "That long, huh?"  Turning to Jason, he added, "Cut him."  Jason
stepped in, wielding the cutters.  Flood screamed bloody murder as the
cutters bit into his scrotum, and wailed and moaned afterward.  Armand,
watching blandly, remarked, "If you had indeed raped my daughter, I'd have
cut off your cock; be happy that you still have some of what you had..."
Turning to Rodday, he announced, "We'll be leaving now.  The next visit
won't be as pleasant."  Turning to Wilma and Bunny, he added, "Ladies, it
might be sensible for you to accompany us."  Finally, he turned to Paul,
"Take them out.  Painfully."  Glancing at Thud Thompson, he said, "Thud,"
and nodded at Rodday.

      Rodday never knew what hit him, but the others did.  There were
several broken bones before it was all over -- but Armand and everyone but
the heavy hitters were long gone.  Outside, Armand remarked to Jason, "I
wonder how long it will take Flood to discover that you DIDN'T emasculate
him...  Perhaps we'll clue in Rodday by telephone tomorrow so that he
doesn't stew too much..."


       Howard Silverman was a wreck!  Caitlin's remark about his not being
forward enough had effectively silenced conversation; Howard had no idea how
to proceed from there, so nothing happened on the drive back.  Now, two
hours later, Howard was alternating between pacing his office and sitting
behind his desk in a funk.  Obviously, there was a major opportunity of some
type here -- and he was letting it slip away due to a total inability to
develop a coherent strategy!

	Objectively, he couldn't really figure out what the draw was;
Caitlin was thin, a little bowlegged, knobby kneed, and she had those tits
that seemed to kind of be sliding down her chest.  The face was a mixed bag,
too -- the nose was good, but the teeth weren't, the eyes were nice, but the
hair was kind of thin, if dirty blonde.  She was only a little more robust
than the fragile bird type -- which wasn't hard to find at temple.  On the
other hand, the fragile bird type tended to be high-strung, among their
other issues, and Caitlin appeared to be pretty placid in temperament.  Also
in the good news column was that even though she'd apparently borne a
daughter (from the picture on her desk -- Howard had never been able to ask
her about it), she hadn't spread to half her height -- something ELSE easily
found at temple, among other places.  Howard HAD a heavy housefrau of a
mother, and it had taken him until he was twenty-five to escape from home;
another mother was something he DIDN'T want.

	Maybe it was sex -- the grapevine said Caitlin liked to go out and
enjoy herself, and occasionally took a lover, although she never went out
with anyone from work, so it was just hearsay.  That information made her
appear available, which could be a major source of hope.  Howard's sex life
consisted of an occasional depressing cash-and-carry run-in with a hooker
punctuating long periods of dating his right hand.  He'd tried gay sex
briefly at one point, but his looks and personality led others to think he
was a bottom, and he wasn't -- blowjobs were great only as long as he was on
the receiving end, and FORGET the other thing...  He had a substantial
collection of porn and was always surprised at the variety of women who
could be induced to have wild sex in front of a camera -- but the vast
majority seemed to be some boring variation on big-breasted bleach blondes
-- the same type that exploded to twice their original size after a
pregnancy.  Howard had deliberately taken to hunting the racks at the local
porn shop for movies that featured other ethnic groups -- blacks, Hispanics
-- even just women who were brunette and apparently proud of it -- for the
variety involved, rather than any real interest in dating women of other
races.

	Howard's boredom might have been a down-check for Caitlin, except
for three things:  She was real, the hair was undoubtedly NOT a bleach job,
and, as previously mentioned, she had NOT exploded after childbirth.
Reality was a big thing; Howard knew well the difference between reality and
fantasy -- he did a lot better in the latter arena.  But there was something
else about Caitlin, something that it took a while to get a grip on; as far
as Howard could tell, it was best defined as independence.  Caitlin wasn't
marketing herself for a husband, even passively; she was doing her own
thing, and had been for some time, and she appeared to like it that way.
This was a refreshing change from the general run of women that Howard was
exposed to; either they were ALREADY married and making their husband
miserable, or they were riding hard after anything that appeared to be both
male and reasonably successful.  Discussions with his male friends suggested
that the price they paid for sex was too high; the occasional roll with a
partner who was aging as rapidly as they were was paid for with
responsibility, children, mounting bills, and the expenses that come with
keeping up appearances.  Howard probably got as much and as good from
hookers, to hear them tell it -- and he didn't have to put up with what went
on for the other twenty-three hours and forty-five minutes.

	Caitlin also had a refreshing tendency not to resort to duplicity;
Howard didn't know how many women she had outlasted in the office by the
simple technique of not leading him anywhere by the nose.  She'd held him at
arm's length, and been forthright about it, not taking advantage of him
while accepting his offerings out of politeness.  Most others would drift
for a bit, then begin sponging off him before either moving on to taking
serious advantage or suddenly turning and treating him like a toad (usually,
there was another man involved, in this case).  Today had been a sea change,
but it had still been vintage Caitlin; the argument over the check at the
pizza joint was a prime example.

	Somewhere, somehow, Howard had done something right -- that much was
obvious.  What WASN'T obvious was what it was -- and without that
information, Howard had no idea how to capitalize upon success.

	Howard's agitation was highly visible in Customer Service because he
would show up at the door every half-hour or so and rock indecisively from
foot to foot.  Since it was a quiet day, he attracted quite a lot of
attention from bored staff.  Finally, Ginger Behrman hopped up and
approached Caitlin, "What is Howard's problem?  I don't even understand why
he's here today, never mind why he keeps coming around and looking jumpy.
Is somebody planning a layoff, or something?"

	Caitlin had a pretty good idea what was up; Howard was tracking
Erin's theory pretty closely.  Caitlin was amazed at the insight her
daughter had provided her; she could predict Howard's reactions -- or the
lack of them -- precisely.  When it seemed like she'd let the cat out of the
bag in the car, she'd left it at that and held her peace, allowing Howard to
do what he would with the information.  Historically, a gaffe of that
magnitude would have been automatically jumped on by a male companion, with
predictable results; without Erin's input, she's have decided that Howard
was gay by now, since nothing else made sense.  Now, however, things were
clear; Howard's agitation came directly from the fact that he didn't know
what to do and was virtually paralyzed by fear that any action that he took
would screw things up.  There was really only one thing to do for the poor
dear (when did he become that?) -- let him off the hook...  "I don't think
so.  Let me go talk to him."

	Howard, seated at his desk, looked up from a blank study to find
Caitlin standing in the door.  "Howard, you're making the troops nervous.
What's the problem?"

	Howard opened his mouth, closed it, opened it again.  "Uuhhh..."

	Caitlin shook her head.  "You're over-thinking this, and you're
going to have a stroke or something.  Why don't you just ask me to dinner?"
Howard's eyes popped.  "That's what you want, isn't it?"

	"Y-yes."

	"Well?"

	"Would you like to go to dinner?" Howard got out.

	"When?"

	"I-- Uh, I don't know, how about ..."

	"Tonight?  Tonight's fine.  I should go home and change.  Where are
we going?"

	Howard's mouth moved, but nothing came out.

	"How about Andrea's?" Caitlin picked up smoothly.  "It's a bit
dressy, but I can dig out something, and you're already prepared..."

	"Okay."

	"We can leave after work and you can follow me to my place.  I'll
change clothes and we can go from there, and maybe beat the dinner rush.
How's that?"

	"Good!  Fine!  Great!"  Howard couldn't even move, he was so weak
and shocky.

	"Okay, I'll see you in thirty minutes."  Caitlin turned and walked
out, smiling to herself.  If Howard didn't grow a spine, she'd own him --
but if he didn't have a cock, it wouldn't matter, anyway...

	Howard sat there, his insides quaking.  Suddenly, he was driving in
the high-speed lane, and he was unfamiliar with the vehicle's controls --
shucks, he wasn't even sure what kind of vehicle it was!  Better take it
easy...  He got up and headed for the washroom to check to see if he looked
as shaky as he felt.

                         --------------------

	At the McGrath home, activities had drifted in a predictable
direction, i.e., away from serious TV viewing.  It had been a slow thing,
and neither of them was totally to blame, but things had heated up
considerably.  Erin hadn't exactly walled herself in; she'd met Toby at the
door in a sweatsuit that more closely resembled a pair of pajamas -- an item
with a loose top in soft fabrics with an elastic waistband.  There had been
a bra and panties under the rig, but without a rigid defense the whole
outfit would be ineffective.  That defense was totally lacking; currently,
Erin was lying atop Toby, who had a firm, bare ass cheek in each hand.

	Toby had inadvertently made himself a much tougher nut to crack in
jeans, a T-shirt and a long-sleeved shirt over that, but Erin had been
persistent and everything was loose and in disarray.  The dress shirt was
wide open and the T-shirt halfway up his chest; his belt and fly were open
and sagging below his hips, and his cock was out through the opening in his
boxers, prodding and oozing pre-cum all over Erin's bare belly.  Erin raised
herself a bit and gasped, "I've been warned that I oughta hold out until the
third date..."

	Toby shrugged.  "Okay.  Promise you won't get grossed out if I juice
all over your stomach, though."  It wasn't as if just making out with Erin
wasn't the hottest thing he'd ever done...

	Erin fluttered all over at the idea of Toby getting that excited
over her.  "I promise!"

	"Cool."  He went back to nibbling her ear, something he'd discovered
caused her transports of delight.

	Ten minutes later, she lurched up, "God!  I'm burning up!"  The
sweatsuit jacket went flying, followed by the bra, which had already been
riding loosely above her well-pawed breasts.

	"Uh uh!" Toby warned.  "Go get the jacket!  If your Mom comes
home..."

	"Oh, all right!"  Erin flounced off and collected the top, dragging
it on but leaving it unbuttoned.  "It's Saturday -- maybe she'll go out..."
Then grinning like an imp, she shucked out of the bottoms and panties,
dropped the damp panties on the floor and stepped back into the thin
sweatpants.  Toby just held his breath and watched, bug-eyed.  Sweet!
Crawling back atop him, Erin murmured, "Now, where were we?"

	Fifteen minutes later, she was gasping and hunching atop him; the
sweatpants hung below the twin hills of her ass and she was rubbing her
furry crack along the underside of Toby's furious hard-on.  "I'm not gonna
make it!" she gasped.  "If I get off and you don't, I'll suck you, okay?"

	"Do you want me to lick you out?" Toby gasped.

	"Mmmmmm," Erin moaned.  "Have you ever done it?"

	"No, but I don't mind learning!" Toby gasped.

	"That'd be SOOO cool!" Erin moaned.  "I don't think I can resist!
You won't think I'm a slut, will you?"

	"Nah.  We won't be doing it, so maybe you'll make it to three," Toby
grunted.  "But I wouldn't come down on you anyway -- this is tough to
control!"

	"Oh, God!  SOLD!"  Erin started kicking out of her sweatpants and
turning around.

	Moments later, Toby was pulling her twat down toward his face, and
Erin was getting her first good look at what was QUITE a nice cock, (much
nicer than Scotty's and not as gooey from pre-cum).  Erin could feel Toby's
breath on her pubes; she settled her lips on the bulbous cock head -- and a
key scraped in the lock, and the door popped open!

	Erin was facing the wrong way, but she knew what she was hearing.
"Dammit!  Dammit!  Dammit!  Dammit! DAMMIT!" she wailed, sitting up.

	"Erin!"  Caitlin's rebuke actually came more as a result of her
daughter's vehement cursing than the fact that she was sitting bare-assed on
her new boyfriend's face -- that hadn't really registered.

	"MOM!" Erin's total exasperation masked everything else -- fear,
frustration, shame...  How DID Mom manage to arrive at JUST the wrong
moment?

	Caitlin rooted herself in the door.  "Get dressed, you two.  I have
a guest!"  She pulled the door shut and gave vent to her own exasperation,
"I have an eighteen year old daughter who is... sexually mature, and has a
new boyfriend.  Will you give me a moment?"

	"Certainly," Howard shrugged.

	Caitlin smiled reassuringly at Howard and stepped into the house,
closing the door behind her.  Toby was about half put together, giving off
waves of embarrassment, but Erin was throwing on her sweatpants without
panties, her movements jerky with anger and frustration.  "I thought you two
were going to wait a bit," Caitlin observed mildly.

	"That's easy to talk about when we're not together, but it's HARD
when we are!" Erin ranted while she snatched her underclothing from the
floor.  Crushing the wad in her hand, she wailed, "We came up with a
compromise, and were all set, then YOU..."

	"Well, you're just going to have to develop better timing, or be a
little less public," Caitlin returned.  "What was this compromise?  Oral
sex?"

	"Yes, Ma'am," Toby nodded.  "We figured it would take the edge off."
The boy's erection hadn't gone down despite his embarrassment, Caitlin
noted; it was clearly visible tenting his jeans.  Poor boy!  Poor Erin, too,
apparently -- she'd NEVER erupted in an outburst like THAT before...

	"All right," Caitlin sighed.  "I'm sorry, but you're going to have
to throttle it back for a few minutes.  I have a guest -- someone from the
office -- and he's a little shy.  I'm going to run upstairs and change
clothes, and we'll be going; after that, you can do... whatever you like."

	"I can leave..." Toby offered.

	"NO!!" Erin screeched.  "Don't you DARE!"  She dashed across the
room to clutch him to her.

	Caitlin pursed her lips.  "That won't be necessary -- Toby, isn't
it?  You two can even engage in some subdued necking if you want -- I think
I want to raise Howard's blood pressure a bit -- just keep it reasonably
clean and try not to embarrass him TOO much, okay?"

	"Okay!"  Erin dragged Toby to the couch by the hand, then sat there
looking at the wad of her underclothing that she was clutching as her mother
turned away.

	Caitlin re-opened the door, waving Howard in and murmuring, "Young
love -- they're always in SUCH a hurry!"  Howard entered, to see the pair
sitting on the couch, apparently tucking something under the seat cushion
between them.  Caitlin settled Howard in a chair opposite the pair and
murmured, "I'll hurry," dashing for the stairs.  'This won't hurt anything,'
she mused.  Getting Howard's blood up might make him a bit braver...

	Howard sat gazing at the couple on the couch; Caitlin's daughter was
a chip off the old block, apparently -- the similarities were astonishing.
The young girl was clearly excited, too; whatever that rig she was wearing
was, it didn't conceal her flush or a pair of nipple dents in the top.
After an awkward moment, she let go of the hand she was clutching and came
across to introduce herself, "I'm Erin."

	"Pleased to meet you, Erin," Howard managed.  The top, which wasn't
zipped up enough to really be decent when she was sitting, gaped when she
bent to offer her hand, displaying a nice pair of teacup titties, the
nipples pink and tight over puffy caps.  Howard jerked his eyes away.

	"Oops!  My fault!"  Erin turned to wave at the still-seated boy.
"This is Toby.  My boyfriend."

	"Hi."  Toby nodded, but didn't get up; it was fifty-fifty which was
worse, embarrassment, or his hard-on, which would NOT go down!  The older
guy obviously got an eyeful of Erin's tits, but just as obviously he wasn't
a total lech -- just a guy who got a view.  'Heck, I'd have done it...' Toby
thought.  As to Erin's characterization of him as her boyfriend, hey, if she
was good with that, so was he; the way things were going, they were gonna be
steady, at least...

	"Can I get you anything?" Erin offered.

	"No, I'm fine, thanks," Howard replied, and Erin retired to the
couch, snuggling up to Toby, who started trying to fill the silence with
SOMETHING in the way of a stilted conversation.

	"So, you work with Erin's mom?" Toby asked.  "What do you do?"

	"I'm an accountant," Howard replied.

	Toby nodded, "Decent, but not mathematically challenging."

	"True," Howard agreed, barely missing bridling at the innocently
dismissive comment.  "The challenge is accuracy and the ability to interpret
the laws and tax codes in the most favorable manner without crossing over
into something illegal...  That part of it approaches art, rather than
science."

	Wups!  Was this 'Weird Howard?'  "I'd better check on Mom!" Erin
excused herself and dashed for the stairs.  Both of them watched her go,
wondering who started the fire...

	"Hey, is that the weird guy from work?" Erin demanded the minute she
hit the bedroom door.

	"Yes, it is, as a matter of fact," her mother agreed.  "Some of the
things you said yesterday started to make sense, so I thought I'd try out
your theory."

	"How's it going?"

	"He's pretty shy, but he's basically admitted that he's been hanging
out, waiting for me to notice him for a long time."  Caitlin giggled.
"You're right about THAT part -- he seems to know NOTHING about women!
Either he's gay and living with his mother, or you're right about smart
guys!"

	"He's not gay," Erin replied.  "I didn't zip up enough, and
accidentally gave him this..." she leaned forward as she had for Howard,
exposing her breasts.  "He was embarrassed and apologetic -- but that was
AFTER he got a good look!"

	"This blouse had better be competitive, then," Caitlin chuckled,
leaning forward to display her décolletage.  "Can't have him passing me up
for you!"  Erin giggled and nodded; Caitlin's breasts had slid a bit, but
she had almost a full cup size on her daughter, and the same slippage that
caused them to ride low when she was vertical gave her a nice, deep cleavage
when she bent over.  A push-up bra to keep them riding a bit higher had them
well displayed in the open neckline of her white blouse.  "You'd better be
right about the other thing, though -- this is the first office romance I've
started in a LOOOONG time, and if he's tiny, it's going to make life
tough..."

	"Well, I'm batting a thousand," Erin replied.  "Toby's... nice
sized."

	"Aren't you two in a godawful hurry?" her mother asked.

	"We're TRYING to go slow -- both of us -- but it's HARD!" Erin
replied.  "Besides," she added, her voice hardening a bit, "you only usually
do one date..."

	Caitlin nodded acceptance of the rebuke.  "That's about sex, though,
not a relationship.  You need to have more than one thing in common.
Besides, I doubt that he's being THAT good!"

	"Oh, but he is!" Erin argued.  "I'm the one who keeps giving ground!
If he was pushing, you'd have found me riding his OTHER end!  What you
caught us at was a compromise!"

	Caitlin sighed.  "What are the chances you're gonna make it through
the day without sex?"

	Erin picked at her fingers.  "If you're talking about the whole
thing, well, not good.  If you're talking about us finishing what we
started, zero!"

	Caitlin rolled her eyes.  "Well, it's your funeral.  Don't kill
yourself over it.  But use a rubber, you hear?"

	"Yes, Mom.  Umm, is this a bad time to ask about the Pill?"

	"Well, we can't do anything about it -- that's for sure!  Besides,
the Pill doesn't protect you from stuff you get sleeping around.  If this
one lasts a week, THEN we'll talk about it!"

	"Cool!"  Erin turned and pranced back to the living room.

      Moments later, Caitlin followed in a black bolero jacket and skirt set
that went to just below the knee and a white blouse.  Collecting Howard, she
asked, "Ready?"  Howard nodded and headed out the door.  Caitlin stopped to
address the young couple.  "All right, stop pretending you don't have an
agenda and take him somewhere more private, if you're going to get in deep
-- I'm tired of walking in on sex scenes.  And remember what I said!"

      "Which part?" Erin asked.

      "RUBBERS!"  Caitlin swept out.


      Back at the Wilson mansion, the family was getting the after-action
review.  "So, do you think this will end it?" Sharon asked.

      "I hope so," Armand replied.  "I'd rather avoid that ultimate in
violence that will occur if he continues to obstinately pursue my family.
In the meantime, no one goes anywhere without proper security -- if you're
not sure your team is in place, call.  Matheson, pass the word, and get a
contact number to Sharon, Nora, Nate, and of course Tabitha.  I'll want some
coverage for the household staff when off the property, too -- ensure that
Witherspoon gets the word and the existing arrangements are upgraded."

      "Yessir."

      "What if it don't?" Tabitha asked.  "What if the dickhead jus' keeps
on comin'?"

      Armand sighed.  "Then I'll have to arrange for him to remove himself
from the playing field.  Should that come to pass, the less anyone knows
about it, the better."

      "Awright," Tabitha shrugged.  "We done here?"  Armand nodded.  "Then
take me home, Big Boy!" Tabitha cackled, batting her eyes at Paul.

      "Your place?" Paul replied.  "Not safe."

      "No, YOURS, Silly!  I want you addicted to pussy, so I won't have to
move back inta that rat-trap o' mine!"

      Paul looked nonplussed.  Armand reminded Tabitha, "You'll have several
residences soon..."

      "Them are workin' places -- I cain't get attached to 'em.  You let me
have my fun, now -- work's comin' an' I ain't sure yet that workin' an'
playin' with the same equipment's gonna work," Tabitha replied.

      Armand waved it off.  "Do as you please; this is between yourself and
Matheson as long as neither of you is adversely affected."

      "I can go to work tomorrow, right?" Nate asked.

      "Certainly," Armand replied.

      "I was thinkin' -- what if I took Draper over there?"

      "It probably won't hurt anything," Armand replied, flashing a glance
at Jason that said, 'Handle it.'  "If he can capitalize on the opportunity,
the warehouse can certainly use two more hands.  Young Mr. Travis looks like
he can handle himself."

      "You be sure he stays away from you know who!" Nora admonished under
her breath, "I don't want to have to explain Stella to Tenisha!"  Nate
grinned.

      "Awright, le's go!" Tabitha hauled on Paul's arm.  "Boy, you behave
yourself!" she directed at Nate as a parting shot.  "Not that he don't," she
added as an aside to Paul as they headed down the hall, " 'specially now
he's getting' his itch scratched regular.  Havin' a boy runnin' around the
house with blue balls an' a nervous temperament be some dangerous shit!"

	Armand eyed Sharon.  "We're done here, then.  Dinner in thirty
minutes?"

	"I'll see to it."  Sharon got up and headed for the kitchen.

                         --------------------

	Six-fifteen.  Dwayne turned off Thames Street headed for Louise's
and picked her up, standing there, in seconds.  "How long have you been
waiting?" he asked as she slid across the seat toward him.

	"Maybe ten minutes.  Can we go by the park?  I need to use the
Ladies Room to change..."

	"Sure."  Dwayne gave her the once-over; a white blouse, with an
extra button undone, and a pleated skirt, almost ankle-length.  Given her
issues at home, this was pretty good -- it wasn't one of those sacks she
usually wore.  "What did you bring to change into?  That's okay..."

	"No, it isn't -- I need to get out of the bra.  That's it, mostly,
unfortunately -- but doing it in broad daylight probably isn't smart,"
Louise replied diffidently.

	"Oh.  Okay!"  Apparently, the injunction to avoid that truss she
wore while she was out with him was in full force.  "Maybe you and Mary
ought to go shopping and get you something that fits -- I just hate to see
it, knowing it hurts you!"

	"How sweet!" Louise smiled.  "Um, come to think of it, maybe there
is something else..."

	"What?"

	"The panties."

	"I dunno if that's smart..." Dwayne began.

	"Hear me out!" Louise insisted.  "Mom checked them on the way out,
and it would be just like her to check them AGAIN when I get back!  If we
get to necking, I'll get... wet..."

	"Jeezus."  Dwayne shook his head.  "Okay, that makes sense, I
guess."

	"Um, Dwayne?" Louise blushed furiously, "Do you have any..."

	"Rubbers?"  Dwayne thought fast -- was it better to admit it, or to
lie?  "Yeah.  But let's not rush into things..."

	"Okay.  Better safe than sorry, though."  Louise sat looking out the
window to cover her embarrassment.

	"Yeah, that's for sure."  They were at the park; Dwayne pulled up in
front of the public restrooms.  "Need any help?  I could unsnap it..."

	"In the Ladies' Room?" Louise giggled.  "You'd scare some little old
lady to death!  Then we'd have the cops there, and the coroner, and the
eleven o'clock news -- How would I sweep THAT under the rug with Mom?"

	"Guess you're right," Dwayne grinned.  Those things were SOOO fine
-- was she going to let him play with them again?  God, he hoped so!

	Louise thought about giving Dwayne a peck on the cheek as she got
organized to exit the pickup, but she settled for a wave; best not to rush
things and scare him off!  The rest room was empty; she hit a stall and
pulled off her blouse, settling for draping it over the partition when it
became apparent that the clothes hooks had been removed.  Off came the
monster, and Louise dragged up her skirt so that she could step out of her
panties.  The skirt was ungodly long, but at least it was roomy; she really
had NOTHING else that Mom would have let her out in.  She pointed her toe in
Mary's flip-flops, gazing at the flow of muscles in her calf and thigh; she
hoped that Dwayne liked his girls muscular, because she didn't have narrow,
super-model legs.  Field hockey left her calves and thighs lean, but
substantial, and her ankles were a little thicker than was perhaps the
standard.  She looked good in a swimsuit -- well, a one-piece.  Mom would
give birth to puppies if she ever saw her in a bikini!  As it was, she
tended to have to wear suits with those ridiculous poodle skirts designed to
cover fat bellies -- something she didn't REALLY have, (okay, there was a
bit of a bulge there, but it was more like a six-pack than a roll of
fat...).  Enough wool-gathering; Louise slid back into the blouse, tucked
it, and made to cram the bra in her purse -- something it resisted fiercely.

	Louise stepped outside preoccupied with the fight, and Dwayne's
heart nearly stopped!  The lowering sun pierced Louise's blouse as if it
weren't there, revealing a pair of sweet golden orbs with dark centers.
Man!  What a vision!  Still, he'd have to do something...

	Louise queried him with her eyes as she entered the vehicle, "What's
wrong?"

	"Wrong doesn't describe it, but that blouse is apparently thinner
that you thought it was," Dwayne replied.

	"You're kidding, right?  Mom wouldn't let me go out in anything even
CLOSE to indecent..."

	"Maybe it was just the light," Dwayne murmured doubtfully.  "Just
the same, maybe you'd better wear my letter jacket -- open, of course..."

	"Well, okay."  Heck, THAT was a good deal in and of itself!

	Dwayne fished the jacket from behind the seat and put it beside her
on the far side.  "Not until we get there."  Meanwhile, his eyeballs did a
drop shot between those surprising breasts.

	Louise caught it.  "You like them?"

	"Very much."

	"Well, here, then." She opened another button.  "You have to look at
the road every once in a while, though."  Dwayne cackled, and Louise
continued, "Have you got anywhere I can put this?" fishing the bra from her
purse.  "It will NOT fit in here..."  The panties came with it, caught by a
clasp.

	Dwayne eyed the assemblage.  The items weren't that sexy -- a truss
and a pair of granny panties -- but then Louise wasn't wearing them right
now, was she?  THAT was sexy...  "Put 'em in the glove box -- and DON'T
forget them!"

	"No way!"  Louise shuddered to think what her mother would say and
do if she did!

	"Okay, so what movie do you want to see?"

	"We'll do the sci-fi one."

	Dwayne shrugged.  "Probably blood and guts."

	"I'll be okay."  She didn't sound sure.

	"Look, Louise, if I ask for your input, I want it.  I may reject it,
or I may not bother to ask, but if I DO ask, I want an honest answer."

	Something about what he said and how he said it brought a tingle to
Louise.  "Okay, well, the sci-fi flick looks more like a horror thing."

	"That happens."

	"But I can't expect..."

	"Okay, you don't expect it," Dwayne cut her off.  "But if I decide
it's okay, then it is.  In this case, I like the actors, so it's okay.
Besides, I want you cuddled up, but not poking holes in my arm..."

	"Okay."  That seemed to work.

                         --------------------

	Draper's phone rang.  He picked it up and got, "Hey, Man."

	"Nate?"

	"Yeh.  So, you wanna lug some boxes tomorrow?"

	"For money, fuck yeah!"

	"Okay.  I'll be over 'bout eleven thirty."

	"Cool."

	"Later."  Nate went back to rubbing Nora's bare ass.  Nora, draped
over his lap on the couch, just looked up and grinned; he was getting hard,
so this position wouldn't last long.  In the meantime, having someone
actually enjoying her oversized ass was a pretty good thing...  She turned
her attention back to the TV -- apparently.  But women seem to have a knack
for splitting their attention; TV wasn't top priority.

                         --------------------

	Her mother followed through on her threat to ground Mary Eikenberry,
so Rob offered an alternative solution:  "Can I come over there?"  Kimberley
was tempted to say no, but how ELSE was she going to discover his
intentions?

	When the doorbell rang, however, there was a surprise in store;
Donald Graham was standing there with his son!  "Donald!"

	"Kimberley," Donald murmured pleasantly, "How good to see you!"  He
took advantage of Kimberley's surprised withdrawal to enter smoothly.

	"Well, er, the same, I'm sure -- but it IS quite a surprise!"
Kimberley worked on recovering her poise.  "What brings YOU here?"

	"I must be the apologist for my son, I'm afraid," Donald replied.
"I'm a poor example and my reputation stains him unjustly."

	"Oh?" Kimberley replied.  "I thought that he was operating on his
own..."

	"Well, perhaps," Donald agreed cautiously, eyeing his son, "but both
his mother and I gave him this idea that appearances are more important than
their underpinnings in reality.  Miss Pinkersley was a serious mistake, but
she might have been survivable, if Rob had only known that sometimes you
just accept the fallout.  Instead, however, I'm afraid that he applied
methods attributable to me..."

	"Well..." Kimberley found herself following Donald's train of
thought; she shook herself, thinking, 'God, he's smooth...'

	Donald gathered himself.  "Rob learns more quickly than I did,
however.  The young ladies he dated who were all too happy to part with
their innocence to have a period in the limelight lacked an essential
ingredient.  Rob couldn't commit to the cash and carry relationships offered
any more than he could the beautiful cardboard cutout.  Fortunately, Mary,
here, came along..."  He turned and beamed at Mary.

	Kimberley eyed Donald suspiciously; the man was slippery as an
eel...  "So what are you saying here?"

	"I'm saying that Rob's intentions are honorable.  That he has a deep
emotional interest in your daughter that he is seriously pursuing.  And that
while relationships come and go without much in the way of guarantees, this
IS a relationship he's working on, not a one-night stand."

	"I... see..." Kimberley's eyes shifted to Rob, who was standing
there looking earnest.

	"Now, we can all settle in in the living room, and you can get to
know Rob," Donald continued, "or we can let the kids go out and talk about
old times..."

	Everyone but Donald blinked.  The fact that Kimberley and Donald had
dated a couple of times before Millicent arrived on the scene was unknown to
both of the younger generation -- and that Donald would allude to it was a
surprise to Kimberley.  Instinct, therefore, generated her answer:  "Maybe
we should let them go out after all..."  God knew that she didn't REALLY
want Mary to know how close she came to falling for Rob's smooth-talking
father!

	Donald turned to his son and admonished, "Don't overstep yourself,
Son; you're on probation!  Have Mary home on time!"  He turned to Kimberley.
"And what time is that?"

	Kimberley, caught flat-footed, glanced at her watch.  "Eleven, I
guess."

	"Eleven it is."  Donald punctuated this with a counterfeit stern
look.

	"I'll get a sweater," Mary yelped, and ran for her room.
Fortunately, she was adequately dressed...  She was back in moments, intent
upon escape before her mother changed her mind, but Kimberley was watching
Donald like a hawk, and had little attention for her escaping daughter.

	Donald kept Kimberley engaged until the younger generation had piled
in Rob's Jeep and escaped; now, safe, Kimberley asked, "Why on Earth did you
bring THAT up?"

	Donald sighed.  "I guess that I should be happy that she's available
to him to date; if we'd married, she'd be his sister."

	The comment rocked Kimberley, "Wh-what?"

	"You were a mistake," Donald sighed, "or, at least, letting you get
away was a mistake.  I should have never stepped aside for Bernard."  He
smiled.  "Ah, well, water under the bridge..."

	'Yes, Donald is scarier than ever,' Kimberley thought.  'How I
managed to keep him out of my panties, I'LL never know...'  Bernard was
probably the reason; he'd seemed so safe, by comparison.  But NOTHING was
safe, and Bernard had been gone for six years, now.  And Donald?  Donald was
married...  "Would you care for a drink?"

	"I shouldn't."  Donald smiled that catty smile.  "I've shocked and
embarrassed you enough for one evening.  Besides, you'd be worried about
your safety, something I'm, alas, incapable of REALLY endangering..."  He
stepped to the door, and looked back.  "The boy is serious; they make a fine
couple."

	"They're having sex."

	"And he's not the only one initiating it.  Given some of Bernard's
tales, she probably takes after her mother."

      Donald left Kimberley gasping her surprise in the entry, closing the
door behind him and walking to his car, whistling.  Damn him!  And why was
she wet?