Author: Thinking Horndog
Title: She's Pregnant!
Part: 12 of 17
Universe: She's Pregnant!
Summary: I went out to find a hooker for Manny's birthday -- and got a LOT
more than I bargained for!

Keywords: MF MFF MM oral anal voy humil exhib cuck ir

She's Pregnant!

Chapter 12

	I sent the pair of them out and got on the phone; we really didn't
want Ted alone by himself before this thing.  I gave them the all clear and
the address and told them we would be along soon -- but that they should find
help in place when they got there.  Then I went and got the car and bundled
Evelyn and Ted into the back seat.

	There was a van out front of the building with 'Offshoot Productions'
and a logo on the side; Darla and Cheryl were helping two guys -- a white guy
and a black guy -- unload lights and equipment.  There were a couple of fat
black women watching and making comments, but nothing serious -- Cheryl's
building didn't EVEN have security.  Leaving the couple in the car, I went
over to the pair.

	The white guy was named Mike and the black guy was named Alonzo.
While we were shaking down, Milo came out of the building and said, "The
contracts look good -- real good."

	I nodded.  "Money?"  Mike handed me an envelope.  I counted it and
hoped it wasn't counterfeit.  This had to be the wildest thing I'd ever been
involved in.  I went in and Milo walked me through everything.  I was going
to be a voice -- and maybe a pair of hands -- so I had to sign a contract.
Milo and I were acting as agents.  Darla was going to be a videographer, and
I was walked through camera utilization, just in case.  Cheryl was outside
security.  Milo and I took the contracts out to Evelyn and Ted and had them
sign in the car while Mike talked to the black ladies about doing a quick
cameo and putting some kids on the van and the car as lookouts -- which they
were happy to do for forty bucks apiece.  After that, I went back to the car
and sat there virtually invisible in the sunlight as Mike took a camera and
panned the area and then zoomed in on the car.  I had the visor down so my
face couldn't be seen as I turned to Ted and Evelyn.  "Showtime!  Get out.
I'm right behind you."  Mike came over and paid attention to them until I was
out, and then followed us up the walk videoing over my shoulder.  One of the
black ladies parked herself in front of us and said to me, "What are you
doin' here!  Roscoe will kick your ass if he finds you on his turf!"  I waved
her away and she waddled off, grinning like a fiend.  The other woman, paid
only to frown disapproval, did a fine job as we went past and up the hallway
to Cheryl's apartment.  I reached between Ted and Evelyn at the door and
knocked.

	Alonzo answered the door, giving me a nod and stepping back to look
Evelyn over and nod approval.  Then he turned to Ted.  "You're the husband,
right?  I heard about you."  The tone was not quite utter contempt.  He
nodded them in.

	We went into the living room.  Alonzo pointed Evelyn at the couch and
Ted at a facing chair, then settled next to Evelyn and addressed me, "And
he's here because?"

	"He needs to see what it is he started," I replied, following the
script, such as it was.  I settled into a chair and Mike handed me the
camera; Darla sat next to me, oriented on Ted.  Mike entered the picture at
that point, swinging wide so it looked like he'd entered from another room
and I added, "Besides, he likes to watch."

	Alonzo gave Ted the eye and said, "I bet.  My friend and I are gonna
fuck the shit out of your old lady -- that okay with you?"

	Ted flinched, but said, "Yes."

	I raised a fist; Mike came for the camera, and I said, "Ted needs a
microphone."  That got agreement.  We put the camera on a tripod and Darla
got general command of both cameras while Mike hooked Ted up; I was to do
what I could to get good action shots when Mike wasn't behind one, but I was
generally done.  We picked up with Alonzo mauling one of Evelyn's tits.
"Send her out pregnant, do you?  Ballsy."  Looking at Ted, he said, "You,
too."  He pulled Evelyn to him and gave her a very thorough kiss.  "Why don't
you get undressed, Baby?  We want to see the merchandise."  Evelyn started
coming out of her maternity gear and Alonzo turned to Ted, "Feel free to
whack off if you like, since you're into it."  The tone was cold scorn.  Ted
gave a grunt like he'd been punched.  Mike tuned the action camera as Evelyn
settled back onto the couch wearing nothing and I had very little adjusting
to do as they had Evelyn put her feet up widespread on the couch and felt her
up and played with her pussy.  Evelyn kissed them both like they were old
boyfriends; I knew what was up with it, too.  She was deliberately getting
into the whole thing so she could do her part in the upcoming session.  Ted
looked pained as she sucked Alonzo's tongue; Darla recorded the expression
faithfully.  Mike and Alonzo mauled Evelyn's breasts and Mike opened her
pussy lips with his fingers and rubbed her clit.  Evelyn put her hands in
their crotches, obviously feeling their erections.  Alonzo backed off
Evelyn's lips and said, "She's a hot piece, Man -- real hot.  I bet you can't
keep up with this shit..."  That one hit home, too.  Alonzo flopped back and
said, "Go ahead, Baby, get a look at what I've got for you."  Evelyn dove
into his lap and came up with a pretty decent hunk of meat; she was all over
it, stroking and cooing, eyeing it with glowing eyes.  Ted looked stricken by
her reaction.

	"Wow, that's nice!" Evelyn husked.  "I haven't had anything like this
in a while!"

	Mike said, "No?  Check THIS out!"  Evelyn took the cue and dove into
Mike's lap -- and came up with something comparable.

	"Oh, yeah!  Sweet!" Evelyn enthused.  "Wow, these are NICE!!!"  She
sat there jacking both cocks in concert; I watched through the camera
viewfinder, concerned that we get the whole shot.  Then I popped up to look
at Ted...

	Alonzo upped the ante.  "Okay, all the other dicks are out -- you
might as well whip it out and enjoy yourself while we put the little woman
through her paces..."  The look on Ted's face said that he knew what was
coming, but he slowly stood and extracted his cock, which was, well, not
awful, but certainly less than average.  Mike and Alonzo were running in the
eight inch range (as do I), so it was noticeable.  Alonzo gave out kind of a
grunt.  "Huh!  No wonder the old lady is all thrilled...  That all you got,
Man?"

	"Yeah..."  Ted wasn't doing well for erection, either, what with the
humiliation.

	"Dude..."  Alonzo waved Ted over.  Darla popped the second camera off
the tripod and circled behind Ted, focusing on his cock and following him
while trying to stay out of the view of the first camera and managing to get
behind the couch to a place where Ted hid her while providing a fine view of
Ted's cock and Alonzo's expression.  Alonzo eyed Ted's meat and said, "That's
a clit, Man.  THIS is a cock!"  He waggled his meat, then reached over and
rubbed Evelyn's distended belly.  "This is yours?"

	"Yes." Ted's voice was totally colorless.

	"You sure?" Alonzo pressed.  Ted didn't say anything.  "I bet it's
the last, huh?" Alonzo asked, looking directly at the camera.

	I knew a cue when I heard one.  "Yup.  Next little cocksucker comes
out of there will be mine."  Ted's eyes got a big as saucers; he eyed me,
stricken.

	Evelyn added to things by the simple expedient of saying, "Yeah..."
and leaning over and sucking in Alonzo's glans.

	Alonzo put a big hand on her head and said, "Take it..." then looked
up at Ted.  "Havin' trouble getting stiff?  I'll quit talking about it -- I'm
probably distracting you.  Can you see all right?  Your old lady gives pretty
good head..."  He paused a moment, then added, "Why don't you park on the
couch arm?  I don't mind."  Alonzo didn't have to SAY, 'You're no threat' --
it was implicit in his tone.

	This forced Darla to change up; she waved at me and I hopped up and
brought the tripod around and got a nice, steady shot of Ted trying to get
his erection going.  Evelyn was going, "MmmmmMMMmmmmm," around Alonzo's cock;
she popped off for a second and said, "I love you, Honey, but THIS is a
cock!"

	Alonzo chuckled and directed, "Switch up, Baby, my partner is getting
restless."  Evelyn jacked him while she pumped and sucked and made
appreciative noises around Mike's erection.

	Darla sidled up to me and whispered, "Go back to your chair and fish
yours out, Donnie."  I figured out what she was up to and went back over to
the chair; she followed and unmounted the 'pimp cam' so she could pull my
cock into the shot.

	Alonzo picked it up, took a look, and commented, "You're just
outgunned all over ain't you, Man?"  Ted looked over at me, stricken.  Darla
held the shot until he looked away, then put the camera back on the tripod.
I let my cock go down; I'd get pussy later, for sure.  Darla went back to
hovering over the 'cuckold cam.'  Alonzo waited a bit and then said, "Climb
up on your knees, Baby, and let my partner get some of that hot pregnant
pussy."  Alonzo got up and stepped out of his sweatpants and Mike got out of
his chinos.  "Hook yourself up, too, Man," Alonzo told Ted -- so Ted worked
his way out of his trousers and undershorts, too.  Evelyn arranged herself on
the couch so she could suck Alonzo while taking Mike's meat.  Darla waved at
me and I picked up the 'pimp cam' and brought it around to get a shot of
Mike's penetration and some more of Evelyn's pregnancy-widened ass jiggling
as he pounded it.  "Man, this is good shit!" Mike exclaimed, "Too good!"
Everyone in the room knew who it was too good for.  I got a shot of Ted's
stricken look and edged back toward the tripod.

	"He's not wearing a rubber!" Ted exclaimed.

	Alonzo shrugged.  "She's pregnant, right?  She can't get MORE
pregnant."  He looked up at the 'pimp cam,' "Do you care?"

	"You're right about pregnancy.  If you're clean, it's no big thing --
but if you give her something, I'll have to kill all three of you," I ad-
libbed.

	"We're clean."  Alonzo looked at Mike.  "Do her up -- give her a
creampie."

	Evelyn was making some pretty convincing noises, "Fuck.  Yeah fuck!
Gimme!  Shit.  Fuck me!  Shit!  God, I love big dicks!"  She couldn't suck
Alonzo; Mike was jamming her too hard.  She was jacking him -- but having
trouble doing that.  "Teddy!  Help me!"

	"What?" Ted grunted.

	"Help me keep him hard!"

	"WHAT!?  I can't!"

	"Yes... you can..." Evelyn panted.  "Gimme your hand..."

	"Evvie..."

	"Come on..."  Evelyn lurched and grabbed Ted's wrist, almost
unsaddling Mike.

	"Evvie!" Ted howled as she tugged his arm.

	"Come on... you know... you want to..." Evelyn panted.  "Fuck!  Sooo
good!"  She stopped and shuddered, still holding Ted's wrist in a death grip.
"Do it!  For me!"  She hauled on Ted and he almost fell into Alonzo's lap --
but the pinioned hand touched Alonzo's cock.

	"Why don't you help her?" Alonzo asked.  "You like to watch -- don't
you want to know what it feels like?"

	"Jack it!" Evelyn panted.  "Rub it!"  Mike slowed down so Evelyn
could hold onto her prey; she rubbed the back of Ted's wrist against Alonzo's
shaft.  "Come on..."  She got the hand reoriented and pulled -- and Ted found
Alonzo's meat in the webbing between his thumb and fingers.  "Do it!"

	Ted gazed down stupefied at the handful of black cock Evelyn pressed
on him.  Alonzo urged, "Come on, Man!  Help Momma out!  What are you here,
for, anyway?"

	"Feel it?" Evelyn's eyes were fierce.  "Long and hot and hard...  I
haven't had a ride like this in a long time...  That's the good stuff.  Feel
it in your hand..."  Ted's hand began to move, although his eyes said that it
was on its own and not under direction from his head and he didn't know why.
I didn't remember grabbing up the 'pimp cam' and bringing it in close, but I
had -- and Darla was ducking me while she got Ted's face.  Evelyn's eyes got
wide and she wailed, "Oh, fuck me!  I need to cum!"  Mike started pounding
hard again.  I backed up the frame, being careful not to hose Darla up --
which wasn't easy.

	Alonzo looked up at me.  "Does it cost extra if Little Momma's old
man plays?"

	"Nah," I opined.  "It's a new product line.  I need to see results
before I try charging for it."

	Alonzo looked over at Ted.  "You can still do your own shit."  Ted
knelt awkwardly jacking himself and Alonzo simultaneously.  Alonzo's erection
started showing signs of going lank.

	"Keep it... HARD!" Evelyn wailed, panting.  "I want it!  I NEED it!
I'm gonna need it twice!"  Evelyn's eyes were getting wild again; if she
wasn't getting off, she was a helluva actress.

	Alonzo reached under Ted.  "I'll do your clit, Little Man -- but you
gotta do better than that..."  Ted braced himself on one arm and started
seriously jacking Alonzo -- but Alonzo got him by the base of the neck and
pressed downward...

	"Nooo!!!" Ted howled, but Alonzo had him by the neck AND by the
balls!

	"YESSS!!" Evelyn hissed, "Suck him!  Suck that cock!  See how a real
cock tastes, how it feels in your mouth!  How it squirts cum!  Suck it!  You
KNOW you want to!  It's why you watch!"  Ted's lips touched Alonzo's rose-
hued chocolate glans and Evelyn threw her head back and yelled, "I'm
CUMMIIIIINGGGG!!!!"  Later, I learned that Darla got THAT shot -- I was tuned
to Alonzo's shaft slowly sliding between Ted's lips!

	Once he had a mouthful, there was no fight left in Ted; he let Alonzo
guide his head wherever he wanted.  Evelyn panted praise, calling him
'Momma's good boy.'  "Suck him -- keep him hard for Momma.  Momma needs that
dick -- right after this one..."  Alonzo let go of Ted's cock and Ted reached
under to jack himself while he sucked.  I pulled back to the tripod to get
the four of them; Evelyn was going crazy on Mike's cock, watching Ted suck
away, totally emasculated. The next time Evelyn went nuts under him, Mike
arched himself and pumped her pussy full of white goo.  Evelyn came down
pretty quickly -- and she had her head together when she got there.  "Teddy,
Honey, I'm all gooey!  I can't let Alonzo in me all sloppy like this!"  She
switched over onto her back and turned to Alnozo and said, "Bring Momma that
beautiful chocolate cock to suck while Teddy cleans my pussy!"

	Alonzo had to lift Ted's mouth off his erection; Ted was gone...  He
raised Ted up and crawled out from under him, then took him by the base of
the neck and pulled his face into Evelyn's fresh creampie.  "Suck that up,
Little Man."  Darla and I nearly ran over each other trying to get the proper
shot; I settled for Evelyn sucking in Alonzo's pole while Darla got the
creampie sucking.  Ted didn't fight it at all; Evelyn held his head to her
gooey snatch and writhed under his tongue and you could hear him sucking.

	When she was clean, Evelyn pushed Ted back.  "Let Alonzo climb up and
put his cock in me, Honey.  Watch a real man at work..."  Ted got down on the
floor and Evelyn pulled his head against her bulging belly and said, "Okay,
grab that big black cock and plug it in for Momma now..."  Ted did it; I
realized that he was totally toasted.  Evelyn took one of Ted's hands and put
it on his cock, starting him jacking, then reached under to play with his
balls.  There was a minor problem with her tendency to squeeze his balls
while she orgasmed, but if I yelled, she would remember and let go.  Alonzo
rode her through three.  I think what got Alonzo off, though, was playing
with Ted's asshole -- well, that and Ted's reaction.  After very little of
that, Ted creamed all over Evelyn's right hip and the front of the couch, and
Alonzo followed him -- from the excitement, no doubt.  Alonzo backed up and
fed Ted a mouthful of dick, then backed out of the way so Evelyn could get
Ted's face in her twat for the second creampie cleanup.

	Mike was running the 'pimp cam'; Alonzo backed out of things and
motioned to me and led me out of the way of all the pesky microphones to tell
me, "We're maxed out, Man -- this thing has GOT to be GREAT!"

	"Yeah, tend to agree," I nodded.

	"We'll get the money tomorrow for the extras.  I bet this thing
doesn't take much at all to edit!  That Darla was GREAT with her camera!" he
gibbered.

	In the next room, I heard Evelyn howl, "MORE!  GIVE ME MORE!"

	"Evelyn's gone, too..." Alonzo mused.  "Let's cover for Mike.  I may
fuck Ted's ass, if you don't mind..."  When we got back, Mike had put the
camera on the tripod and Darla was fine-tuning it while he pounded Evelyn.
Evelyn was still on her back; Mike just threw her legs over his shoulders.
She seemed delirious.  Alonzo wandered off and came back with a big bottle of
some kind of lube.  He squatted down next to Ted and said, "Suck on Momma's
titty, Little Man, and play with your little pee-pee."  Ted, who apparently
had no will of his own at this point, followed instructions.  Alonzo lubed
his asshole and started running a finger in and out, but Ted merely whined
some and jacked himself harder.  Alonzo shifted to two fingers, and then to
three, using both hands; Ted just didn't seem to get it.  Only when Alonzo
poked his glans through Ted's anal ring did Ted look up and bleat -- and
Alonzo just looked fierce and said, "Suck Momma's titty!"

	After a bit, Mike blew his second nut and Evelyn came down from her
high to find Ted with a dick in his ass and her right nipple in his mouth.
She cooed at him and told him what a good boy he was and played with his
balls until Alonzo unloaded in him -- and Ted unloaded onto the couch again.
Mike got a nice shot of Ted lying on Evelyn's chest and one of Alonzo putting
money in my hands and we packed it in.  Milo and Darla made sure we had the
media and copies of all of the contracts and we agreed to meet early Monday
evening for a screening at Mike's studio.

	"Are you two gonna be all right?" I asked as I drove Evelyn and Ted
back to the store.  Ted was dazed and almost unresponsive, but Evelyn said,
"Yeah, I think so.  We may be out for a couple of days.  Do you need us for
tomorrow?"

	"I don't think so.  I'll call you if I do," I promised.  At the
store, we put Ted in Evelyn's car and Evelyn drove off.  I went upstairs.
Darla and Cheryl were there, briefing Luz and Carmen; Milo had gone directly
home.

	I was aroused and angry and sure I'd done something unforgivably
evil; I took one look around me and Luz had big black crosshairs right
between her eyes.  I grabbed her by the arm and shoved her along ahead of me
to my bedroom, slammed the door and proceeded to rip her clothes off and
buttfuck her.

	It was supposed to be punishment, but Luz -- being Luz -- got into
it.  It was messy and I know I hurt her some, but that seemed to add
something for her; she got off big time, wailing my name loud enough to
awaken the girls when she got her cum.  I got mine a couple of minutes later
and made her clean the shit off my dick with her mouth -- and that was okay,
too.  Apparently, I was just being a man...  In fact, it seemed that I was
even more dear to her after that; before, I was some angelic personage who
quixotically did nice things for her -- but after, I was a real live man who
could be a sonofabitch like the rest of them.  It made me real to her,
somehow.  And if I thought she was loyal before...

	In the morning, I noticed a similar affect on Darla; apparently, the
discovery that I did have limits and I could get pissed and I would do
something about it -- something that acknowledged ownership -- made her feel
better about us, weirdly.  She was all solicitude as Luz made breakfast.
"Are you okay, Donnie?"

	"Yeah, it was just a bunch of things," I grumbled.  "Luz put Carmen
on me -- that was the icing on the cake -- but a lot of shit went down
yesterday.  I think I was having a reaction to watching that poor fuck,
Ted..."  I pulled her on my lap to rub her big belly and her titties.  How
long had it been?  A month?  I'd had nothing at all.  Now I had four women
under my roof and access to a fifth...  I owned two and treated them like it
-- do you rub your old lady's ass in public?  If you do, does she bitch you
out?  I sat there, remembering getting an odd look from a woman in the
grocery store the previous week and realizing I'd been rubbing Darla's ass
while she was bent over, digging for hamburger at the meat counter.  I got
odd looks a lot, when I thought about it; going places with two highly
pregnant women will do that, especially when you exhibit no-boundaries
familiarity with BOTH of them.  Cheryl wasn't much different, even though she
had every right to be; I had bad habits carried over from the other two and
she just didn't object...

	Carmen, on the other hand, had obviously been scared by my antics of
the previous night; she dressed conservatively and didn't exploit her
penetration of my defenses -- and eyed me as if I were a dangerous wild
animal.  Well, that was probably for the best...

	I went to work as usual, but got out early; the girls needed to be
available for Monday Night Football.  I gathered Darla, Luz, and Cheryl and
we rolled up in front of the studio building Mike had identified to us the
previous evening around three-thirty.  It wasn't 'Offshoot Productions'; that
was apparently just Mike at this point.  But he worked for some other people
under contract and knew quite a few more...  There were two additional guys
there; one was a lawyer and one was a distributor's agent, there to see the
product.  "This isn't the final movie," Mike explained.  "This is the raw
footage.  What you have to understand is that this was done live in one take
-- actually, it becomes obvious as you watch it.  The thing that makes this
so good is that it is totally genuine..."  Darla went back to the projection
room and they fed the VCRs or whatever, putting the feeds up on two screens.
Darla was there to see that a copy wasn't made and we didn't get ripped off,
mostly, although Mike left her in there and let her fine-tune things while he
came out and did commentary.

	It didn't need much.  It didn't need much of anything.  I wanted to
beat my meat something awful, but sat through it; there was the occasional
moan or groan from the girls and a lot of uncomfortable shuffling around from
the other guys.  When the lights came up, the distributor's rep was red-faced
and the lawyer was wiping his face with a handkerchief, having been obviously
sweating.  "How did you get this?" the rep croaked.

	Mike waved at me.  "It was a matter of timing.  Evelyn and her
husband were on the brink of turning their relationship upside down and we
took advantage of the opportunity.  It was pure serendipity."

	"It's pure sex!" the rep rasped.  "I need a nut, bad!"

	"Luz!"  I snapped my fingers.  I don't know where that came from, but
she was up out of her seat and kneeling in front of the distributor's rep
before I had second thoughts.  Between the excitement and Luz's magic mouth,
he lasted about eight seconds.  The lawyer sat there, bug-eyed, watching,
until Cheryl got up and stood over him and said, "What about you, Honey?
Full balls?"  It was kind of cute; Cheryl is imposing and the lawyer looking
up at her, agape, was a reminder of some of Ted's expressions on video.  He
took the blowjob -- and lasted a little longer, but nothing amazing.  The
distributor's rep eyed me and said, "So you're really a pimp?"

	"I prefer to think of myself as their business partner," I replied,
giving out the standard line.

	Luz erupted, "Boss not pimp!  Pimps are nasty!  We love Boss!"

	"Luz..." I called her down.

	"Well..." She looked sulky.

	"My dialogue in the movie is acting -- I don't kill people," I
explained.  "I could go into how I'm not a pimp and what the differences are,
but you would find it boring."

	"Where are the stars?" the distributor's rep asked.

	"Ted is... traumatized.  Evelyn asked me to handle things.  I can
call her -- even get her here -- if you like, but they're taking a down day.
Evelyn has to get Ted stabilized, if you know what I mean," I explained.  The
rep nodded.  Suddenly concerned, I got on the phone anyway.  "Evelyn?  How's
it going?"  I put the phone on speaker.

	"I kept Teddy home -- told them at his job that he's sick," Evelyn
replied.  "Certainly, he needs a lot of TLC.  I might be able to send him out
to work tomorrow, but he'll never be, well, a man, again."

	"What's he doing now?" I asked.

	Evelyn sounded a bit embarrassed.  "I've started producing milk, and
Teddy needs comfort..."  She didn't have to draw us a map.  "Teddy, Baby, say
Hi to Uncle Don..."

	"Hi Uncle Don..." came a mumble.  There was a pause and Ted asked
quietly, "Evvie?  Yesterday, you said Uncle Don..."

	"What, Baby?  Oh.  I said Uncle Don would give me my next baby,
didn't I?  That's up to Uncle Don, Baby.  He can if he wants to."

	"Oh.  Okay."  Disappointment, followed by acceptance.  I sighed
quietly, saddened for the poor fuck; he was thoroughly broken, obviously.

	"I may have to have Teddy quit his job," Evelyn mused.  "I don't
think he is ready to face a lot of men right now."

	"You may want to keep him out for the rest of the week and slowly
acclimate him," I pointed out.  "Teddy?"

	"Yes, Uncle Don?"

	"What happened yesterday is a secret, Son.  It doesn't show on your
face, and it isn't tattooed on you anywhere.  People won't know if you don't
tell them."

	"Yes, Uncle Don."

	"Things are going well, Evelyn," I related.  "The video is everything
we thought it was."

	"Oh, good!  I'd hate to think we wasted the opportunity.  I need to
pay some attention to Teddy now.  Bye!"  Before the phone shut off, we hear
her say, "The left one now, Baby..."

	"I was thinking we should try to keep it to two hours -- try to
isolate the best of the best -- some split-screens..." Mike blurted into the
silence.  "Maybe a limited edition with both viewpoints on it..."

	"At least," the distributor's rep grunted.  "What do your contracts
with these people look like?"

	"Standard stuff, but generous," Mike replied.

	"No fucking wonder!  I saw you in the flick -- who handled the
cameras?  I thought this was everyone?"  The rep looked around.

	"Darla!" I yelled.

	"Boss?"  Darla stuck her head out of the booth.

	"She ran things when Mike was busy," I explained.  "I did a little,
but it was mostly Darla."

	"Who did Ted?"

	"Darla."

	"I'm gonna try to hire her -- she has a helluva eye," Mike declared.

	"No shit," the rep declaimed.  "We want this -- exclusive."  He
paused, eyeing Mike.  "Standard rates won't cut it, will they?"

	"No fuckin' way," Mike agreed.

	"Awright.  We'll double up.  Add ten thousand in advance against
royalties for the actors and crew.  We're probably going to start this in our
limited market for edgy stuff at a couple of hundred a copy -- and copy-
protect the dog shit out of it.  Make the limited edition and the general
release and call me; you couldn't fuck this up with a hacksaw.  Leo, get
signatures and write the man a check," he told the lawyer.

	We dickered in place -- right in front of the lawyer -- and I took
the additional ten thousand we'd originally agreed upon and five of the
distributor's advance.  Mike leaned on Darla to call him about working with
him, part time at least.  Alonzo just grinned and shook everyone's hand; he
knew he was going to be a porn star.  We released a copy of the raw footage
to Mike and one to Alonzo.  The distributor's rep and the lawyer BOTH took
business cards for the cleaning business; the lawyer was going to want to see
Cheryl again, for certain.

	We loaded up and got out of there.