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 good afternoon Sir, my love for you is real.  sneaking a moment on my lunch
hour and using a computer at work to reply - a big corporate no-no but i
don't care.  if you don't like to hear anything about that kind of emotion
of course just forbid it and i'll obey you.  but i can't help how i feel.
i'm not 18 either, i'm 42.  i know about infatuation, endorphins,
addiction, etc.  my love is real.  respectfully, your trained seal