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 good morning, Sir, i've overslept like the stupid lazy excuse for a cunt
that i am and have no time!  work is ridiculous, why should i have to go to
work?  why should i have to do anything but talk about you?  this is
stupid. please accept my apology for getting an unfinished draft, a promise
and then an apology instead of taking care of my correspondence like a
well-behaved cunt.  i will do better!  i will answer your jewcunt with the
proper detail tonight without fail.  if i'm not dead from the jealousy by
then.  sigh ...  is it okay if i say i love you madly truly deeply til you
tell me to cut it the **** out?  oh good ...  i am sorry, Sir.  just a
naturally sillyslut you know ...  and i'm going to be LATEcunt!  bye Sir!