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   Holy Shit!

   Was that ever intense!

   Fucking brilliant.  Really.  That was one of the most brutally honest
confessions I have ever read.  And trust me, I have read a number of them.
Wow.  My heart is pounding.  Good writing!  You did it; I tasted what it
has been like to be saddled-with/the-proud-owner-of a fine large pair of
man-pleasing boobs.  I absolutely loved it all.  But that one paragraph
where you get to the meat of the matter, describing the stares, the elbows,
the bounce, the cheap bras, the bulging, the humiliation, the comments, the
gropes - poetry.  Utter poetry.  Udder poetry.

   I really liked the device of you arguing with your tits to show the
ever-present internal conflict, the love/hate relationship you have with
your own body.  And I DO really appreciate how difficult it must have been
for you to share all those buried memories.

   In fact, I am so thrilled with your work that I am not only lifting the
ban on your orgasms, but want your first one to be a very special orgasm
just for me.  I want you to tie those celebrated boobs up nice and tight so
they get all hard, bulging, tinglely, and stupid-looking then, as
appetizers watch

  
http://www.armageddonx.com/members/slaphappy/members/video/samantha_styles_
high.htm

   and

  
http://www.armageddonx.com/members/slaphappy/members/video/natalya_high.htm
l

   But don't you dare touch yourself.

   I will send the logon and pasword separately.

   Then once you are nicely warmed up, put a clothes pin on each nipple to
remind you of your childhood lover and watch while you tease your pussy for
at LEAST half of

  
http://www.armageddonx.com/members/slaphappy/members/video/claudia_atkins_h
igh.html
Then you can cum for me.  After that, you can keep on jerking off to
that clip and these next two for as long as you can stand to keep those
clips on.  Alternatively, you can use one or both of these as additional

appetizers if you think they will make you all the more frustrated.

  
http://www.armageddonx.com/members/slaphappy/members/video/zarina_high.htm

http://www.armageddonx.com/members/slaphappy/members/video/holly_high.html

   Let me know how it goes.  Also, you still have an assignment or two from
before you got in all that trouble.  I know there was one about listing
everything that has entered your holes, but I think there may have been
more.  I am a bit pressed for time at the moment, and will be for the next
couple of weeks, so be a good girl and check for me.

   Despite your horrid manners the other day, I want you to know that I do
find you quite entertaining.  So much so that I could not see keeping all
this fun to myself.  So I have posted every word we have exchanged to my
e-groups so that hundreds of other people, including jewcunt, could also
have a laugh at your expense.  Yup, all of it.  Your groveling, your
disgusting outburst, even these words.  The only exceptions have been that
I have not published your last name - not knowing if it was real or not -
the details of a certain fantasy about the place you work or anything else
that could identify you, or, so far, the Tale of Two Titties.  That seemed
to be SO personal and SO core that I thought I would let you stew about it
for a while first.  The truth must come out.  Enquiring minds DO want to
know.  And since so much of your life has been for the enjoyment of others,
I have no doubt that you will want to entertain these good folks with your
soul, too.

   Comments?



   Now, where were we before your little problem?

   >oh my god sickman ...  alice ...  i thought i was liane but i'm alice!
>how do you do this

   No, in fact, you are not Alice.  Much as you may feel as if you have a
split personality, you are actually quite sane and are merely the confused
victim of your own conflicting desires.  And I "do this" by understanding
those desires of yours but not having any of the conflict.  No, in fact, if
I had to say you were like any of my characters, I would have to say Betty;
she is the only one that even comes close to having your confused wannabe
aspect.  If you have learned enough from that little incident last week to
behave more like a proper little cunt, then perhaps I will let you read
some of her journal.

   I really am glad that you liked the first chapter of The Other One.  I
haven't decided whether I will let you read the rest of the book, I shall
think about it.

   >>Please what?  > >well ...  that was a retroactive please, included in
the message as >an apology because you said "you didn't say please" in the
first >reply.  i don't want you to think i have bad manners.

   Asking for something without saying "please" is bad manners, but saying
"please" without asking for anything is just stupid.  Yes, I know exactly
the thread that led up to your "Please" but when I was good enough to point
out that you forgot something the first time you asked for it, I should
have thought you would have wanted to ask me again properly without the
omission; full sentences.  You should have learned that from Liane's coach.
For you to just give me the forgotten bit is either stupid or lazy, and I
know you do not want to be either of those.  Do you...?

   >i can no more refrain from fantasizing you're a real Bad Guy than i
>can stop rubbing my little clit at night ...  i'm sorry.  i don't know
>what it means for this dynamic.  but since i am the stupid cunt and >you
are the man, you can figure it out and i will follow.  >thank you for
having a cock and a brain.  i wonder what it would be >like to be able to
think straight, even for a minute.  >sigh ...  i'm sure it's not reciprocal
and that you've never wondered >what it's like to be all cunt.  it's pretty
nasty.

   Hah, hah, hah!  This is great.  What a classic bit of cunt-blathering! I
think I am going to print this out and frame it.

   >...  you really, really don't want my hot little slavemouth on you
>Sickman?  i'm just out of the shower, i don't smell like a dirty >whore
for a change

   Gross!  Thank-you, NO!  I wouldn't let you lick jewcunt's asshole! 
Speaking of whom, I don't know why I think you might care, but she has
recently been quite naughty and a bit of a disappointment to me and is
being punished just as you were; it was a long, dry weekend for both of you
and her punishment has not ended yet.  Does this make you feel anything at
all?



   Now, since you did such a satisfactory job on your assignment, I am
willing to answer one of your questions.  One.  I think the one about what
books are beside my bed because I think the answer is the most fun:

   "The Grand Alliance" by Winston Churchill - The third of a six volume
history of World War II from the unique perspective of one of the two guys
that were calling the shots throughout.

   "Wicked" by Gregory Maguire - A re-telling of the "Wizard of Oz" from
the point of the Witch of the East.  Like witches everywhere, she has been
unjustly maligned by a patriarchal and fundamentalist society.

   "02/03 Lee Valley Tool Catalogue" - porno for wood carvers and cabinet
makers.  "Yo, check out the rake on THAT dokuza!  Oo, baby!"

   And an economics bulletin that looks at the fundamentals of the
Brazilian Real, whether current Fed policy is feeding another bubble, and
what current copper futures prices portend for the US economy and markets.

   You asked.

   In future, if you would like to re-ask any of the other questions on
your list, or any new ones, you may do so AFTER you have answered any of MY
questions, finished any assignments, etc.  Try to remember who is here for
who's entertainment.  And not 36 at once.  Keep it to a respectfully
reasonable few and we won't be having any more of those unfortunate
incidences.

   Here, in case you have forgotten them all they were: -there's a ton of
things i'd like to know about the trip to - was it turkey?  -is that what
you saw, whirling?  -are you a trust fund baby or something or do you
travel in your work?  -are you one of those hardy fellows who can travel
with small amounts of funds and stay in hostels and fleabags?  -how long
have you read rumi?  -are you an american?  -what i would call a yankee? 
midwesterner, westerner ...  ?  -are you married?  -kids?  -do you eat
meat? -hunt or fish?  -are you more likely to stop, while channel-surfing,
on a movie in color or black and white?  -opinion on the colorization of b
& w movies?  -do you smoke?  -drink?  recreational drugs?  -what books are
by your bed and what magazines are in your house?  -or is it an apt.  or
houseboat or treehouse ...  -what CD is on your stereo and in your car
stereo?  -if i were to be jerked into your vehicle one night, say while
crossing a lonely street, and summarily brutalized within its confines, how
would i describe the vehicle to the police, on the (very) remote chance i
wasn't too terrorized to talk?  -pool ocean lake or river?  -cats or dogs?
- glasses or contacts?  -leno or letterman?  -do you like your mother?  -do
you have a pro-life bone in your body?  -i'm sure that's more than enough
for now.  don't be mad please?  -have you been to bosnia?  -have you ever
been to south africa or anywhere they have an epidemic of real rapes?  -
ever helped out in either direction?  -i know we're about fantasy.  i am
and i believe you are.  are you strictly about fantasy?  - think it's
possible we were separated at birth?  -okay, were you born in 1960?  what
part of 60?  did mom need a coat for the drive to the hospital or was it
hot out?  -you ARE going to share all of your writing with me aren't you?
-you wouldn't deprive a heroin addict who was writhing at your feet if you
had a big spoonful ready for shooting would you?  -surely there is a drop
of compassion in your masterful soul for such a sick, cock-addicted hole?

   Thanks again for the mammories
   Sickman