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 Tit Busters Tags: experimentation, exhibitionism, explosions, consensual,
Mythbusters Parody

   Lauren Knight, the hostess of Titbusters smiled at the camera, as she
stood over a girl constrained in a makeshift rig of plastic and metal
pipes. The girl was hanging in it suspended a few inches off the floor and
Jack was busy cramming the last inch of a large white propane tank into her
cunt.  "Okay, We've all heard the myth that of someone blowing up a girl
with a propane tank.  So today we're gonna test if that sort of thing
really works, and this handy goth babe, Ember is going to help us out."
Lauren said gesturing to the girl whose cunt she was stuffing.  "Come on
Ember, Introduce yourself to the folks at home."

   Ember was completely naked, her skin was pale, orange flame tattoos ran
up her thighs and sides as well as around her shoulders and breasts.  Her
nose and lips were pierced with a silver stud each and on her right cheek
the kanji 'hi' for fire was tattooed in black surrounded by orange and
yellow flames.  Her hair was short and black with a magenta swatch down the
middle front of it.  She had been set up in the rig over the break and had
pretty limited mobility given that she was held mostly upside down with her
belly and overstuffed cunt facing the camera.  Her hands were tied together
and the rope looped around a stake in the ground squishing her tits between
her arms and keeping her hands out of the way.  Her nipples and fingernails
both were covered in flames to compliment her tattoos, the fingernails done
in paint, and the nipples as additional tattoos and pierced through with
silver studs for good measure.  Her ankles were held in the air tied
together to a spreader bar hastily constructed from scrap metal, and her
legs were spread wide open and held in Y-like protrusions of the rig that
served to support her entire weight and set her swinging just above the
floor.  As a final touch, painted on in red and pink just over her belly
where the can protruded were a pair of arrows, one red pointing up at the
tank and one pink pointing down at Ember's head and breasts each was
labeled in a corresponding color, to read "Shoot This/Not This"

   She seemed nervous as she started to speak, but also excited.  "Well,
I've been a long time fan of the show, It's my favorite Program actually,
so when I heard they were taking volunteers for this season I signed up to
help the show." Jack smiled broadly at the camera.  "Well we're glad to
have you here Ember."

   The goth girl was helpless, looking nervously back over her shoulder at
the camera.  Her belly distended from the tank, her clit ring complete with
a miniature skull keyring dongle attached to it were hanging free over her
bare cunt mound.  "Okay, so we've set up Ember here to test out whether a
bullet will ignite a propane tank and blow her up just like you see in the
movies." He pulled out a small handgun.  "Now most often in the movies you
see the hero shoot the propane tank with a pistol, and it's usually a
pretty small caliber, so we have a standard nine millimeter Smith and
Wesson here that I'm going to use.  Now always remember, I'm a trained
Professional, so don;t try this at home, and safety first.  That's why
she's down at the end of this rifle range and I'm here at the shooters end
far away from Ember as I test this myth."

   Ember looked fairly nervous as Jack lined up his sights with the tank.
Unlike most girls on the show she wasn't here because it aroused her, but
because she genuinely liked the show and wanted to help it on any way she
can.  Her nervousness only grew as Jack took his time to aim before finally
squeezing off a single shot.  Ember winced as the gun fired off with a loud
bang.  Her tattoo covered hips jerked violently as the propane tank stuffed
inside of her was forced back by the impact of the bullet.  Her cunt
clenched down hard squeezing the white tank inside of her in reflex before
she realized that she hadn't been blown up.

   "Well, the round hit but it didn't penetrate." Jack stepped closer and
pointed to an indent in the tank.  "That right there is where the round was
deflected.  That may be a fluke though, so we'd better shoot the tank some
more.  Lets aim closer to the middle where the metal is probably a bit less
thick."

   Jack stepped back and squeezed off another round.  BANG!  Ember jerked
in surprise as the sound caught her off guard, she could feel a rush of
wind over her ass as the bullet traveled less than a quarter of an inch
away at supersonic speeds.

   "Ah!  Sorry bout that seems I missed.  Sights must be a bit off." BANG!
Ember Closed her eyes tight as her hips jerked again squeezing down on the
tank as the bullet hit her.  Her tattooed tits bulged as she squeezed them
between her outstretched arms in apprehension, but nothing happened.

   "That indent there shows it was a pretty direct hit in the center, but
just to make sure lets fire one more round before we stop." Ember was ready
for it this time, the Loud noise barely fazed her, although the sudden
movement of the tank still forced it flush against the walls of her cunt
causing Ember to wince as the bulge in her belly enlarged a bit momentarily
from the tank being pushed against it.

   "Well, that was a bust, but I'm not quite ready to give up yet, there's
an answer to every problem and I think the answer to this one is to Use
more Gun.  We have here a twelve gauge double barreled Remington a fairly
powerful shotgun and something that should have more than enough
penetrating power to go through the tank and, if the myth is to be
believed, to blow it and ember both up.  You ready Ember?" Jack called out
cocking his gun.

   Ember's reply was hesitant but certain.  The tank was rubbing against
her insides in a manner she didn't know how to describe.  And more than
that it was chilly and windy at the outdor range and being naked didn't
provide her with much warmth at all.  "I'm ready Jack.  Getting a bit cold
out here though!"

   "Well, Maybe this will warm you up!" Ember shivered only partially from
the cold.  She wasn't sure how she wanted this to end, if the bullet hit
her that wouldn't be fun but it was a real possibility given the wind and
the fact that they hadn't test fired the guns before coming here.  On the
other hand if the slug hit and penetrated there was a chance she could be
blown up, and while watching the explosions on the show at home was always
the best part, she wasn't sure she wanted to be in one, although she
wouldn't be cold if it did ignite would she?  BLAM!  The first shot rang
out causing Ember to jerk to the side at the sudden sound shifting the tank
slightly as she did, It didn't matter though the shot had missed anyway.

   "Okay, that's why we got the double barreled shotgun, two rounds!  Lets
try that again!" BLAM!  This was a new feeling, she could hear the metal
rupture and then something was bouncing about inside the tank pushing it
further into her and knocking it around bruising her inner walls.  "Ah!"
she let out a gasp, was this it?  No.  She was still alive, still naked at
the end of a firing range, and still cold.  She looked up, clouds of white
gas were billowing out of the ruptured tank just above her.  "Well, that
one definitely went in, did you feel it Ember?"

   Jack suddenly noticed the clouds.  "Damn." Jack explained for the
camera, "Propane gas is dangerous and volatile, and it's also poisonous. 
You don't want to breathe it in and the slightest spark can set off the gas
once it's mixed with air.  I don;t have a gas mask and it's a bit too
dangerous to head over and help ember now that the propane fumes are
everywhere, we just have to hope that she survives until the clouds of
smoke are gone."

   After a minute the smoke stopped issuing from the tank, and the wind
that Ember has been annoyed with earlier quickly dispersed the fumes
carrying them away.  Jack rushed forward to check if Ember was okay and
make sure she hadn't suffocated.

   "Are you alright Ember?" the goth girl Coughed, breathing in the newly
fresh air.  "Yeah, Got a bit in.  but my head was too low for most of it
and the wind pushed it away quickly." Jack Smiled.  "Good to hear!" he
turned to the camera "She's okay!  Now that was exciting but certainly not
the explosion we were looking for.  I'm going to have to proclaim this
myth, Busted." Jack Flash explained to the camera.  "So, stay tuned for a
special surprise after this commercial break."

   As the show came back from commercial break Jack Flash stood over Ember,
once more constrained in a makeshift rig of plastic and metal pipes. 
"Well, it's been a day and we're back on Set with Ember.  Ember could have
opted out after our first segment, but although this gothy babe said she
was really worried about coming back, she's still a big fan of the show and
told us she really didn't want to deprive us of our chance to see what
it'll take to get this myth to work."

   "Now, most of you will recognize the rig from earlier in the show, what
you won't recognize, is the tank.  We've got an all new tank and we're
going to use something all our viewers should know by now, thermite to burn
through the tank and hopefully, blow it up.  Are you ready Ember?"
Goosebumps covered the pale girl's heavily tattooed skin as she nodded.  If
she was unsure about participating earlier now she was shivering.  She knew
that this episode would probably only end one way now, with her blown up
naked in front of hundreds of thousands of viewers.  The only question now
was how would it happen.  Still, she felt she had a duty to the show and
it's viewers as a fan to give them a great episode, so she couldn't just
walk away.  She breathed in deep and tried to calm her trembling hands. 
"I'm ready when you are Jack."

   "Alright then!" Jack flicked the plastic cover off of the large red
button covered in yellow safety tape.  "Now this button, once I press it
will ignite the thermite on top of the tank.  Once we start it there's no
going back.  So Let's light this candle!" And so saying, he pressed the big
red button.

   Ember pursed her pink lips together hearing the distinctive hissing of
the thermite burning through the metal of the tank.  This was it, she
squirmed a bit out of habit hoping that this would make a great shot
because she wasn't going to be around to redo it.

   The thermite was throwing up sparks like crazy for the cameras there
were at least 20 trained on her each ready to capture her final moments, as
the fuse burned down.  What made it all the more disconcerting was that
although she could feel the canister firmly lodged in her cunt the heat
from the thermite didn't transfer so aside from the hissing sound growing
louder by the second there was no clue as to what was about to happen, or
more importantly when.

   Just when Ember was about to relax thinking that this was another failed
attempt the tank exploded.  "Holy Shit!" Jack shouted marveling at the size
of the blast it was huge, at least 30 feet high flames and noise and
nothing left visible of Ember.  "well that's our show!  Hope you enjoyed
it! Tune in next time for..."
   The End