Author: Sterling
Title: Brownie Badge: Comforting Lonely Men
Summary: Brownies can comfort certain lonely men in a way that
adults and even older girls can't. These are excerpts from the
instructions for earning this badge.
Keywords: Mg humor 1st oral anal cons

NOTICE:  This story contains explicit sex.

First posted 8/25/2014.

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Brownie Badge: Comforting Lonely Men

These instructions are available to troop leaders only. Read them
aloud to a select few Brownies you think might be suitable, but
don't give them a written copy!

"Comforting Lonely Men"

As a young girl and a Brownie, you are a special and wonderful
person. Your whole life is in front of you, and your experiences
in scouting will make you into a better big girl and eventually
the sort of woman who will make the world a better place. But the
truth is, you aren't as strong or as smart or as knowledgeable as
older people. In just about everything, you're trying to catch up
to the big kids. Now and then, though, there are things that a
Brownie can do better than anyone older. One of those things is
fitting into small spaces and going through narrow openings.
Sometimes a small hand is just what is needed to reach into a
tight space.

But there is another way you can be special. There are lots of
people in the world who are lonely, of all different ages and
situations in life. But there is one kind of man who thinks girls
in the Brownie age group are the most wonderful people of all!
They may like lots of other people, but just by being a girl of
your age you are very special to them. To every thing there is a
season, and for a few special Girl Scout Brownies, your calling
in earning this badge is to use this particular season of your
life to be kind to the men who like you best!

One reason it is hard for these men to find happy time with girls
your age is that some of them are bad men who do bad things to
girls. Parents are worried about this, so they keep their girls
away from lonely men, which makes the lonely men sad, even those
who would never do anything bad. Some people hate these men so
much that they never even let people know they are lonely and how
much they would love to spend time with girls your age. Think how
sad that must be!

However, with a generous spirit and with proper preparation and
precautions, you as a Girl Scout Brownie can make a very big
difference in the lives of these men.

1. Locating the lonely men

Your first challenge is to find them, because they don't announce
themselves. But a girl your age can find them more easily than
anyone else.

Look around when you are at the schoolyard or playing in a
playground or anywhere else, really. If you see a man by himself,
looking at you or the other girls, he might be the right kind of
lonely man. Try approaching him and playing nearby. You can smile
at him but don't make it too obvious. But if he speaks to you,
then talk to him. What you are looking for is a man who really
likes you. See if he keeps your eye contact and whether his smile
is genuine. Tell him anything that's on your mind, like about
your toys, or games you like to play, or books you've read. A
good sign that you've found one of these lonely men is if he
really listens carefully.

Often you won't have a lot of time in this initial contact, and
there are other people around. When it's time to go, you tell him
you have an assignment to get the phone number of a grown-up, and
would he maybe be kind enough to give you his? This is the truth
-- that is one step in earning this badge. You should be prepared
(that's our motto!), and have a piece of paper and a pencil with
you. Some men might refuse, but many others will give you their
number, especially if they are the right kind of lonely man.
Thank him and give him a big smile.

2. Arranging to meet the lonely men

The next thing to do is call the lonely man some time when no one
will overhear you calling him. This Brownie Badge is special and
secret! It is not something you should tell anyone about except
me. Part of being a Girl Scout Brownie is knowing when to keep a
secret! If you earn the badge I will tell you the name of one
other girl who earned it before you.

First, make sure it's really him, then explain that getting his
number was only the first part of a social confidence exercise.
Ask if you can meet him some time. If he's agreeable, suggest
getting together during a scout meeting. If he is the sort of
lonely man you want, he will be free then. It's almost magic!
Then you arrange for him to pick you up not far from the place
where the scout meeting is. You need to plan ahead and make sure
there is a private place he can take you to. People get ornery
and suspicious when they see a grown man and a young girl
together in public. His house would be a great place. Usually
these lonely men live alone, so he can give you a ride back to
his place. Then you can spend time together having fun without
worrying about other people watching. Just make sure he takes you
back to the scout meeting place before the meeting is over. That
way your parents won't worry about you.

3. Your meeting

Once you are alone together in the lonely man's house, you can
relax. You can tell him all about anything you want and he'll
listen. He might have presents for you, or fun food to eat. It's
usually a lot of fun to spend time with a lonely man.

One thing lonely men often like is physical affection. Some
don't, and if that's the kind of lonely man he is, you can
respect that and you can still make him very happy just by your
company. To find out if he really doesn't want to touch or
whether he's just shy, you can give him a hug, or lean up against
him or sit on his lap. If he doesn't object, then he's a physical
affection type. Don't be surprised if he touches your hair or
runs his hands all over your body or gives you a back rub.

4. No bad touch!

There are some things you should never do. You should never
encourage the lonely man to touch you between the legs or on your
chest. If you kiss him on the lips, it has to be no more than two
seconds long. And you should never touch him between the legs
either. No, no, no!

5. Fun things

But these are actually the kind of things most of these lonely
men would like to do if it wasn't against the rules. So while you
can't do those things, you can do other things sort of like those
that aren't against the rules.

If you accidentally let the man see up under your skirt to your
panties, he might like that a lot. You can also take your clothes
off bit by bit -- he'll probably like that a lot too. There's
nothing wrong with even being naked with a man if there's no bad
touching. When he first sees you naked between the legs, he's
likely to be very happy.

You can invite the man to take his clothes off too -- he'll
probably like that.

A word about a lonely man's body. You know boys are different
from girls, and a boy has a penis between his legs where you have
a vagina. Men have a penis too, but it's much bigger. Sometimes
it's floppy and just hangs down in front of him. Other times it
gets long and stiff and sticks straight out from his body or even
up into the air. That's natural. Penises sometimes do that. When
a lonely man sees you, especially if you're naked, his penis may
get long and stiff. Sometimes this happens when a man is thinking
about doing one of those bad things with you. But other times it
just happens, and you can't tell for sure which is which. So as
long as there's no touching of private parts, it's OK. Sometimes
you can see a stiff penis when a man has his clothes on as a lump
in his pants. Or you may feel it when you're sitting on a man's
lap.

It's fun to take a bath or shower together. Just make sure you
don't touch his private places or ask him to touch yours. If his
penis is big, it's OK if it bumps against you a little now and
then, because it can be hard to avoid. But you shouldn't make a
point of touching.

Sometimes it's fun to watch a man pee, and often he'll like to
watch you pee.

You can also lie together naked on a couch or in his bed. You can
hug and snuggle. Just make sure you avoid touching private parts
together. Sometimes when you're snuggling and your eyes are
closed and he thinks you're asleep, you might hear him making
rubbing noises in a rhythm or breathing fast. Just keep
pretending to be asleep. He's just having some special private
fun.

When you are naked with a lonely man and he touches you
everywhere (except your private parts), you can get in touch with
your sensual side. When you were little you liked touching even
more, and it's too bad girls do less of it when they get to be
your age. It's fun to have a man touching you everywhere. You can
tell he thinks you're special.

6. Bad things

To repeat, you never touch the man's private parts or tell him to
touch yours. But sometimes lonely men will do bad things.

That is always the lonely man's fault, because you're just a
child and he's responsible for making sure no bad things happen.
Even if you're snuggling together in bed or washing each other in
the bath tub his job as a good grown-up is to never let private
part touching happen.

7. Be prepared

So what if a lonely man touches your private parts? What do you
do?

The first rule is not to panic! A good Girl Scout Brownie never
panics.

One thing you can do is tell him to stop. He probably will, and
if he only did one little bad thing then you certainly don't need
to tell anyone.

But really the reason there is a rule about no touching private
parts is because it might make you feel bad. If you don't feel
bad, then there is no reason to tell the man to stop. He's being
bad, but it's all his fault, no matter what you do. To make a
lonely man happy is a good thing, and it's still a good thing
even if he's doing something he shouldn't.

Whatever the lonely man does, if it feels bad you can say "ouch"
or frown, and he'll stop. If it doesn't feel bad, then just think
about how you're doing something with the lonely man that makes
him feel happy. But sometimes what the man does feels good. You
can smile. Most men really like it when you feel good.

Men will sometimes kiss you for real, like grown-ups do. Most
girls will realize that it feels pretty good.

One of the most common things a lonely man will do is to touch
you between the legs. You might already know that if you touch
yourself there in the right way, it feels really good. It can
feel even better when someone else touches you there too.

He just may move his hand rhythmically, or he might open up your
slit and explore inside. Another common thing a man will do is to
kiss and lick you between the legs. This might seem yucky at
first, but it's not. Most girls find this feels really good.
You're likely to feel pleasure and warmth down between your legs
that's more than you've ever felt before. Sometimes it might even
feel really good all at once and break like a wave. This is
called an orgasm.

Another thing a lonely man may want to do when he's being bad is
some rhythmic motion with his penis. He might rub it against you,
back and forth, against just about any part of your body. Or he
might ask you to wrap your hand around his penis and move up and
down rhythmically. Sometimes what happens then is that the man
will have an orgasm too. He's likely to breathe fast and groan
and when he's done he'll be happy and satisfied. But the sure way
to tell is that ropes of sticky white stuff will shoot out the
end of his penis for a few seconds. This might seem gross at
first, but it's harmless. If he squirts it out onto your body,
you can just clean it up later. If you're rubbing his penis with
your hand, it might get all over your fingers but that's no harm
either.

Another thing the lonely man might do is ask you to take the tip
of his stiff penis in your mouth. This may seem gross, but it
doesn't taste bad and you get used to it. He'll want you to use a
rhythmic motion of some kind. He might thrust his hips to move
his penis in and out of your mouth. If you swirl your tongue
around the tip that will make him feel good. Sometimes he'll have
an orgasm and you'll get all the sticky stuff in your mouth. It
may taste funny, but it's not harmful. It'll make the man
happiest if you can just swallow it.

Another thing a lonely man might want to do is to slide his stiff
penis up into your anus, or poop hole.

You may already know how babies are made, but just in case: a man
slides his hard penis into the vagina of a woman, the sticky
white stuff (sperm) shoots out inside her and it starts a baby up
inside her. Most men want to do that with grown women, and
beforehand they like to get all kissy and do sexy things with
women. These lonely men who like you so much also like doing the
same thing, but want to do it with you instead of a woman, even
though you're way too young to have a baby.

What the man most wants to do is stick his penis into a warm, wet
opening, then move back and forth until the sticky white stuff
shoots out. The place he'd most like to do it is your vagina, but
he'll also like to do it in your anus or your mouth.

But there's a problem. Your vagina is too small to take a big
man's penis inside, and your anus needs some help too.

Remember, a lonely man shouldn't do any of these things, but he
might ask to. You can tell him to stop. But when a man is doing a
bad thing and you don't mind, you can help him feel a little
better if you let him. If it feels good to you, that's an extra
little bonus.

8. Homework

So, the next part of being prepared is to do some work at home.
You can start this now before you do any of the other steps. Be
prepared! First, I will give you a little bottle of Astroglide
lubricant (the official lubricant of Girl Scout Brownies). That
helps things go in and out more smoothly. Get some on your little
finger and slide it into your vagina. Move it in and out in a
slow rhythm, and when you're used to one depth, then try pushing
it in a little deeper. Over time, use bigger fingers and more
fingers day after day. It may hurt a little when you put
something bigger in but your vagina will gradually get bigger.
You should work up to the point where you can slide a big, fat
carrot several inches into your vagina without it being
uncomfortable. Do the same with your anus. There it's not a
matter of stretching it but learning to keep it relaxed. With
your mouth it's a matter of getting used to something big in your
mouth or even down your throat.

Now, of course, you may never use those abilities at all, but
just like we carry First Aid kids and rarely use them, it's
important to be prepared! To recap, one of the lonely men might
do a bad thing. If you don't mind then you'll be helping him feel
good, and that's a good thing. You can't be a bad girl for not
complaining -- all the good and bad is his responsibility because
he's the grown-up.

9. Getting stuck up the vagina

You remember how babies are made? Now remember we said how the
man likes moving his penis in and out of your vagina and it feels
really good when he shoots the sticky white stuff out. And
remember how it can feel really good when the man licks you
between the legs? When a man slides his penis into your vagina
with some good lubrication, it will start feeling very good in
the same way. Some girls will even have an orgasm from the in and
out motion. These are all tricks that nature plays so men and
women will make more babies. Putting their bodies together like
that feels good to both. And though you're not old enough to have
a baby, your body still has the same feelings in place and you
can feel really good when the man thrusts his penis in and out of
your vagina.

When the man shoots his sticky stuff out into your vagina (or
your anus) that's just fine. It will eventually dribble out.

10. Learning naughty words

Another way you can help lonely men feel better is to use dirty
words. That can make it more exciting for him -- and for you too.

Other words for his penis are cock, meat, dick, prong, shaft,
thing and a ton of others. Other words for your vagina are pussy,
cunt, snatch, hole, box, baby tube, and a bunch of others. The
official word for when he shoves his penis in and out of your
vagina is sexual intercourse, but others are fucking, humping,
screwing, mating, and copulating. The official word for his
sticky white stuff is semen or sperm, and other words are jiz,
cum, man juice, or baby batter. When he shoots it out it's called
ejaculation, but it's also called coming, shooting, spewing,
blowing a load, or emptying his balls. When you have an orgasm
that's called coming.

So you can put those words together, and if a man is shoving his
penis in and out of your vagina and you excitedly say, "That's
it, fuck your big cock up my cunt and cum deep in my pussy!"
that's likely to make him happy.

11. The big picture

In earning this badge, you are taking advantage of your special
time as a girl of exactly the age you are right now. You are
helping to serve unhappy lonely men and give them a kind of
happiness no one else can give them. When you are old enough for
the next stage of girl scouting, you can earn the badge there
too. You are also learning useful life skills. Most girls learn
these skills when they are a teenager, but you are learning them
a little earlier.

If you and a man are happy doing things together, you can see him
over and over -- often a Girl Scout Brownie will keep seeing a
nice man long after she has earned her Brownie Badge. He'll often
get you fun food to eat, buy you presents, or take you to
exciting places.

If a lonely man never does any of the forbidden things with
private parts, you will be making him happy.

If a lonely man does some bad things and you don't mind, you're a
good and kind Girl Scout Brownie. If you feel good, that's a
bonus, but our purpose in scouting is to serve others.

We Girl Scouts rely on the generosity of others to fund our
organization. For example, people pay more for our cookies than
they would in a store because the extra money helps Girl Scouts.

You might mention to a man that the troop always needs more
money. You should gratefully accept whatever cash he might give
you (we don't take checks from men you serve while earning this
Brownie Badge). You must give at least 2/3 of any cash he gives
you to me for the Girl Scout Brownie troop. You can keep the rest
if you want, but you can't spend a lot of money or your parents
will get suspicious. I can help you set up a bank account so
you'll have the money for when you're older.

At the end of each session helping a lonely man feel good, you
should think about whether you'd like to meet him again. If so,
ask if he'd like to.

If it looks like you're not going to meet again, it's fun to just
say in a joking way that he has done a lot of illegal things, and
you could tell the police about everything you've done together.
Then mention that the Girl Scout Brownie troop can always use
more money. Of course, there is no relationship between those two
things at all! None whatsoever! But it's often a way to get a
generous gift for the troop.

To earn your Brownie Badge, you should get a signed written
statement from three lonely men attesting to their satisfaction
with the time you have spent together, describing in detail what
activities you've done. Or alternatively, getting a total of
$5,000 in contributions to our local Girl Scout Brownie troop
from lonely men who you have visited will satisfy the
requirement. Because it's a secret, there is no patch for this
badge. But you will know you have earned it, and that's what
counts most.

Do you think you might be interested?

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