Author: Sterling Title: Brownie Badge: Comforting Lonely Men Summary: Brownies can comfort certain lonely men in a way that adults and even older girls can't. These are excerpts from the instructions for earning this badge. Keywords: Mg humor 1st oral anal cons NOTICE: This story contains explicit sex. First posted 8/25/2014. I'm always eager for comments, whether good, bad or mixed. Comments to sterling27@live.com. I have written many other stories and they can all be found at /files/Authors/Sterling/ For an index see /files/Authors/Sterling/A%20%20SUBJECT%20INDE X.txt You are welcome to copy this story if you include the entire text unchanged, including this notice. If you tell me where you have re-posted it, I can enjoy knowing it is appreciated and perhaps enjoy the feedback the story gets where you re-post it. Sterling And now, our feature presentation. Enjoy! ============================================================ Brownie Badge: Comforting Lonely Men These instructions are available to troop leaders only. Read them aloud to a select few Brownies you think might be suitable, but don't give them a written copy! "Comforting Lonely Men" As a young girl and a Brownie, you are a special and wonderful person. Your whole life is in front of you, and your experiences in scouting will make you into a better big girl and eventually the sort of woman who will make the world a better place. But the truth is, you aren't as strong or as smart or as knowledgeable as older people. In just about everything, you're trying to catch up to the big kids. Now and then, though, there are things that a Brownie can do better than anyone older. One of those things is fitting into small spaces and going through narrow openings. Sometimes a small hand is just what is needed to reach into a tight space. But there is another way you can be special. There are lots of people in the world who are lonely, of all different ages and situations in life. But there is one kind of man who thinks girls in the Brownie age group are the most wonderful people of all! They may like lots of other people, but just by being a girl of your age you are very special to them. To every thing there is a season, and for a few special Girl Scout Brownies, your calling in earning this badge is to use this particular season of your life to be kind to the men who like you best! One reason it is hard for these men to find happy time with girls your age is that some of them are bad men who do bad things to girls. Parents are worried about this, so they keep their girls away from lonely men, which makes the lonely men sad, even those who would never do anything bad. Some people hate these men so much that they never even let people know they are lonely and how much they would love to spend time with girls your age. Think how sad that must be! However, with a generous spirit and with proper preparation and precautions, you as a Girl Scout Brownie can make a very big difference in the lives of these men. 1. Locating the lonely men Your first challenge is to find them, because they don't announce themselves. But a girl your age can find them more easily than anyone else. Look around when you are at the schoolyard or playing in a playground or anywhere else, really. If you see a man by himself, looking at you or the other girls, he might be the right kind of lonely man. Try approaching him and playing nearby. You can smile at him but don't make it too obvious. But if he speaks to you, then talk to him. What you are looking for is a man who really likes you. See if he keeps your eye contact and whether his smile is genuine. Tell him anything that's on your mind, like about your toys, or games you like to play, or books you've read. A good sign that you've found one of these lonely men is if he really listens carefully. Often you won't have a lot of time in this initial contact, and there are other people around. When it's time to go, you tell him you have an assignment to get the phone number of a grown-up, and would he maybe be kind enough to give you his? This is the truth -- that is one step in earning this badge. You should be prepared (that's our motto!), and have a piece of paper and a pencil with you. Some men might refuse, but many others will give you their number, especially if they are the right kind of lonely man. Thank him and give him a big smile. 2. Arranging to meet the lonely men The next thing to do is call the lonely man some time when no one will overhear you calling him. This Brownie Badge is special and secret! It is not something you should tell anyone about except me. Part of being a Girl Scout Brownie is knowing when to keep a secret! If you earn the badge I will tell you the name of one other girl who earned it before you. First, make sure it's really him, then explain that getting his number was only the first part of a social confidence exercise. Ask if you can meet him some time. If he's agreeable, suggest getting together during a scout meeting. If he is the sort of lonely man you want, he will be free then. It's almost magic! Then you arrange for him to pick you up not far from the place where the scout meeting is. You need to plan ahead and make sure there is a private place he can take you to. People get ornery and suspicious when they see a grown man and a young girl together in public. His house would be a great place. Usually these lonely men live alone, so he can give you a ride back to his place. Then you can spend time together having fun without worrying about other people watching. Just make sure he takes you back to the scout meeting place before the meeting is over. That way your parents won't worry about you. 3. Your meeting Once you are alone together in the lonely man's house, you can relax. You can tell him all about anything you want and he'll listen. He might have presents for you, or fun food to eat. It's usually a lot of fun to spend time with a lonely man. One thing lonely men often like is physical affection. Some don't, and if that's the kind of lonely man he is, you can respect that and you can still make him very happy just by your company. To find out if he really doesn't want to touch or whether he's just shy, you can give him a hug, or lean up against him or sit on his lap. If he doesn't object, then he's a physical affection type. Don't be surprised if he touches your hair or runs his hands all over your body or gives you a back rub. 4. No bad touch! There are some things you should never do. You should never encourage the lonely man to touch you between the legs or on your chest. If you kiss him on the lips, it has to be no more than two seconds long. And you should never touch him between the legs either. No, no, no! 5. Fun things But these are actually the kind of things most of these lonely men would like to do if it wasn't against the rules. So while you can't do those things, you can do other things sort of like those that aren't against the rules. If you accidentally let the man see up under your skirt to your panties, he might like that a lot. You can also take your clothes off bit by bit -- he'll probably like that a lot too. There's nothing wrong with even being naked with a man if there's no bad touching. When he first sees you naked between the legs, he's likely to be very happy. You can invite the man to take his clothes off too -- he'll probably like that. A word about a lonely man's body. You know boys are different from girls, and a boy has a penis between his legs where you have a vagina. Men have a penis too, but it's much bigger. Sometimes it's floppy and just hangs down in front of him. Other times it gets long and stiff and sticks straight out from his body or even up into the air. That's natural. Penises sometimes do that. When a lonely man sees you, especially if you're naked, his penis may get long and stiff. Sometimes this happens when a man is thinking about doing one of those bad things with you. But other times it just happens, and you can't tell for sure which is which. So as long as there's no touching of private parts, it's OK. Sometimes you can see a stiff penis when a man has his clothes on as a lump in his pants. Or you may feel it when you're sitting on a man's lap. It's fun to take a bath or shower together. Just make sure you don't touch his private places or ask him to touch yours. If his penis is big, it's OK if it bumps against you a little now and then, because it can be hard to avoid. But you shouldn't make a point of touching. Sometimes it's fun to watch a man pee, and often he'll like to watch you pee. You can also lie together naked on a couch or in his bed. You can hug and snuggle. Just make sure you avoid touching private parts together. Sometimes when you're snuggling and your eyes are closed and he thinks you're asleep, you might hear him making rubbing noises in a rhythm or breathing fast. Just keep pretending to be asleep. He's just having some special private fun. When you are naked with a lonely man and he touches you everywhere (except your private parts), you can get in touch with your sensual side. When you were little you liked touching even more, and it's too bad girls do less of it when they get to be your age. It's fun to have a man touching you everywhere. You can tell he thinks you're special. 6. Bad things To repeat, you never touch the man's private parts or tell him to touch yours. But sometimes lonely men will do bad things. That is always the lonely man's fault, because you're just a child and he's responsible for making sure no bad things happen. Even if you're snuggling together in bed or washing each other in the bath tub his job as a good grown-up is to never let private part touching happen. 7. Be prepared So what if a lonely man touches your private parts? What do you do? The first rule is not to panic! A good Girl Scout Brownie never panics. One thing you can do is tell him to stop. He probably will, and if he only did one little bad thing then you certainly don't need to tell anyone. But really the reason there is a rule about no touching private parts is because it might make you feel bad. If you don't feel bad, then there is no reason to tell the man to stop. He's being bad, but it's all his fault, no matter what you do. To make a lonely man happy is a good thing, and it's still a good thing even if he's doing something he shouldn't. Whatever the lonely man does, if it feels bad you can say "ouch" or frown, and he'll stop. If it doesn't feel bad, then just think about how you're doing something with the lonely man that makes him feel happy. But sometimes what the man does feels good. You can smile. Most men really like it when you feel good. Men will sometimes kiss you for real, like grown-ups do. Most girls will realize that it feels pretty good. One of the most common things a lonely man will do is to touch you between the legs. You might already know that if you touch yourself there in the right way, it feels really good. It can feel even better when someone else touches you there too. He just may move his hand rhythmically, or he might open up your slit and explore inside. Another common thing a man will do is to kiss and lick you between the legs. This might seem yucky at first, but it's not. Most girls find this feels really good. You're likely to feel pleasure and warmth down between your legs that's more than you've ever felt before. Sometimes it might even feel really good all at once and break like a wave. This is called an orgasm. Another thing a lonely man may want to do when he's being bad is some rhythmic motion with his penis. He might rub it against you, back and forth, against just about any part of your body. Or he might ask you to wrap your hand around his penis and move up and down rhythmically. Sometimes what happens then is that the man will have an orgasm too. He's likely to breathe fast and groan and when he's done he'll be happy and satisfied. But the sure way to tell is that ropes of sticky white stuff will shoot out the end of his penis for a few seconds. This might seem gross at first, but it's harmless. If he squirts it out onto your body, you can just clean it up later. If you're rubbing his penis with your hand, it might get all over your fingers but that's no harm either. Another thing the lonely man might do is ask you to take the tip of his stiff penis in your mouth. This may seem gross, but it doesn't taste bad and you get used to it. He'll want you to use a rhythmic motion of some kind. He might thrust his hips to move his penis in and out of your mouth. If you swirl your tongue around the tip that will make him feel good. Sometimes he'll have an orgasm and you'll get all the sticky stuff in your mouth. It may taste funny, but it's not harmful. It'll make the man happiest if you can just swallow it. Another thing a lonely man might want to do is to slide his stiff penis up into your anus, or poop hole. You may already know how babies are made, but just in case: a man slides his hard penis into the vagina of a woman, the sticky white stuff (sperm) shoots out inside her and it starts a baby up inside her. Most men want to do that with grown women, and beforehand they like to get all kissy and do sexy things with women. These lonely men who like you so much also like doing the same thing, but want to do it with you instead of a woman, even though you're way too young to have a baby. What the man most wants to do is stick his penis into a warm, wet opening, then move back and forth until the sticky white stuff shoots out. The place he'd most like to do it is your vagina, but he'll also like to do it in your anus or your mouth. But there's a problem. Your vagina is too small to take a big man's penis inside, and your anus needs some help too. Remember, a lonely man shouldn't do any of these things, but he might ask to. You can tell him to stop. But when a man is doing a bad thing and you don't mind, you can help him feel a little better if you let him. If it feels good to you, that's an extra little bonus. 8. Homework So, the next part of being prepared is to do some work at home. You can start this now before you do any of the other steps. Be prepared! First, I will give you a little bottle of Astroglide lubricant (the official lubricant of Girl Scout Brownies). That helps things go in and out more smoothly. Get some on your little finger and slide it into your vagina. Move it in and out in a slow rhythm, and when you're used to one depth, then try pushing it in a little deeper. Over time, use bigger fingers and more fingers day after day. It may hurt a little when you put something bigger in but your vagina will gradually get bigger. You should work up to the point where you can slide a big, fat carrot several inches into your vagina without it being uncomfortable. Do the same with your anus. There it's not a matter of stretching it but learning to keep it relaxed. With your mouth it's a matter of getting used to something big in your mouth or even down your throat. Now, of course, you may never use those abilities at all, but just like we carry First Aid kids and rarely use them, it's important to be prepared! To recap, one of the lonely men might do a bad thing. If you don't mind then you'll be helping him feel good, and that's a good thing. You can't be a bad girl for not complaining -- all the good and bad is his responsibility because he's the grown-up. 9. Getting stuck up the vagina You remember how babies are made? Now remember we said how the man likes moving his penis in and out of your vagina and it feels really good when he shoots the sticky white stuff out. And remember how it can feel really good when the man licks you between the legs? When a man slides his penis into your vagina with some good lubrication, it will start feeling very good in the same way. Some girls will even have an orgasm from the in and out motion. These are all tricks that nature plays so men and women will make more babies. Putting their bodies together like that feels good to both. And though you're not old enough to have a baby, your body still has the same feelings in place and you can feel really good when the man thrusts his penis in and out of your vagina. When the man shoots his sticky stuff out into your vagina (or your anus) that's just fine. It will eventually dribble out. 10. Learning naughty words Another way you can help lonely men feel better is to use dirty words. That can make it more exciting for him -- and for you too. Other words for his penis are cock, meat, dick, prong, shaft, thing and a ton of others. Other words for your vagina are pussy, cunt, snatch, hole, box, baby tube, and a bunch of others. The official word for when he shoves his penis in and out of your vagina is sexual intercourse, but others are fucking, humping, screwing, mating, and copulating. The official word for his sticky white stuff is semen or sperm, and other words are jiz, cum, man juice, or baby batter. When he shoots it out it's called ejaculation, but it's also called coming, shooting, spewing, blowing a load, or emptying his balls. When you have an orgasm that's called coming. So you can put those words together, and if a man is shoving his penis in and out of your vagina and you excitedly say, "That's it, fuck your big cock up my cunt and cum deep in my pussy!" that's likely to make him happy. 11. The big picture In earning this badge, you are taking advantage of your special time as a girl of exactly the age you are right now. You are helping to serve unhappy lonely men and give them a kind of happiness no one else can give them. When you are old enough for the next stage of girl scouting, you can earn the badge there too. You are also learning useful life skills. Most girls learn these skills when they are a teenager, but you are learning them a little earlier. If you and a man are happy doing things together, you can see him over and over -- often a Girl Scout Brownie will keep seeing a nice man long after she has earned her Brownie Badge. He'll often get you fun food to eat, buy you presents, or take you to exciting places. If a lonely man never does any of the forbidden things with private parts, you will be making him happy. If a lonely man does some bad things and you don't mind, you're a good and kind Girl Scout Brownie. If you feel good, that's a bonus, but our purpose in scouting is to serve others. We Girl Scouts rely on the generosity of others to fund our organization. For example, people pay more for our cookies than they would in a store because the extra money helps Girl Scouts. You might mention to a man that the troop always needs more money. You should gratefully accept whatever cash he might give you (we don't take checks from men you serve while earning this Brownie Badge). You must give at least 2/3 of any cash he gives you to me for the Girl Scout Brownie troop. You can keep the rest if you want, but you can't spend a lot of money or your parents will get suspicious. I can help you set up a bank account so you'll have the money for when you're older. At the end of each session helping a lonely man feel good, you should think about whether you'd like to meet him again. If so, ask if he'd like to. If it looks like you're not going to meet again, it's fun to just say in a joking way that he has done a lot of illegal things, and you could tell the police about everything you've done together. Then mention that the Girl Scout Brownie troop can always use more money. Of course, there is no relationship between those two things at all! None whatsoever! But it's often a way to get a generous gift for the troop. To earn your Brownie Badge, you should get a signed written statement from three lonely men attesting to their satisfaction with the time you have spent together, describing in detail what activities you've done. Or alternatively, getting a total of $5,000 in contributions to our local Girl Scout Brownie troop from lonely men who you have visited will satisfy the requirement. Because it's a secret, there is no patch for this badge. But you will know you have earned it, and that's what counts most. Do you think you might be interested? ============================================================ What did you think? I'm always eager for comments, whether positive, negative or mixed. Comments to sterling27@live.com.