Subject: Perverts and Weirdos Digest, v.1 #14 (ROT13) Date: 24 Sep 88 07:47:55 GMT Perverts and Weirdos Digest, v.1 #14 (ROT13) Sat Sep 24 03:47:43 EDT 1988 WARNING: This digest may contain sexually explicit material. Do not decrypt it if you find this type of material offensive. Contributions: uunet!inco!alembic!pwdigest Comments: uunet!inco!alembic!mack Mailing List requests: uunet!inco!alembic!pwdigest-request You can request back-issues of the Digest, but first you need to read the introductory posting in alt.sex or soc.singles. You can request a copy of the introduction by sending mail to: uunet!inco!alembic!pwissue with the word "Intro" on the subject line. Internet mailers should try: alembic!pwdigest@inco.uu.net alembic!mack@inco.uu.net etc. To decrypt from within a newsreader: Newsreader Command --------- ------- readnews,vnews 'D' vn 'z' rn 'x' or 'CTRL-X' Gnews 'x' (see the manual) notes '%' or 'R' rnews (Gnumacs) ^C^R To decrypt a stored file: tr "[a-m][n-z][A-M][N-Z]" "[n-z][a-m][N-Z][A-M]" <input >output or /usr/lib/news/caesar 13 <input-file >output-file -- dm ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Date: Wed, 14 Sep 88 15:54:06 PDT From: Greg Subject: bill1 and commercial rc shockers A mail-order hunting company called Cabela's, in Nebraska, offers a dog-training setup involving a radio-controlled shocking collar. If you are interested in the details, I can get more information. -Greg ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Date: Thu, 15 Sep 88 19:06:18 edt From: KAT Subject: Suggestions on making anal sex easier Contact: kat What you basically want to do are some stretching exercises (obviously not the same ones you'll see Jane Fonda doing!). Your goal is to accomplish two things: 1. to get your (until recently) virgin ass used to something inside it, and 2. to get your ass used to something as large as your partner's cock. My recommendation to do this is to get yourself a dildo. These are available at just about every adult book store, although considering that you are at college (there may not be any around), and you are a young, single female, you may not want to go into one. In that case, there are several mail order places (Adam & Eve, Lovelights) where you can buy them and have them discreetly sent to you (I can probably get their addresses if you want them). A good starting one (and one I have myself) is called The Tool (similar ones are probably also available). They're about 8" long, 1" (for the standard) or 1 3/4" (for the thick) in diameter, and have extensions at the base (not the best description) which prevents total insertion (this isn't a thing you want to get away from you). It also has a simulated head (as best you can) and is pretty flexible. I wouldn't buy a penis-shaped vibrator, as they are usually inflexible and are made of hard plastic, instead of softer rubber. Once you get one, you should just practice using it (how's that for instructions!). You'll probably find it easier if you use some lubricant on at least the first couple inches of it (more on this later), as well as on your asshole and a little inside your anus. It will make the penetration much easier. The actual penetration of the head of the penis is probably the most difficult part, which is why a dildo is more realistic, and you should most likely spend a fair amount of time getting used to it. This can either be just inserting it up to the head, then pulling it out and putting it back in again, or completely inserting it and then removing it. You should do it enough until you get to point where you feel pretty comfortable enough with it (well, as comfortable as it can be). Once you get to the point when you are ready to insert it completely, I would recommend on trying to plan some time when you can leave it inserted in your ass for a while. This probably sounds very strange, but it is practical when you think about it. You're trying to treat your ass like any other muscle, both stretching it and getting it used to being like that, and just having the dildo inside you for a minute or two at a time isn't going to have much effect. You might see ads from some saying they can be worn under clothing, and it's true. I wouldn't suggest doing a two mile run with it in, but if you 'wear' it for 15-30 minutes while you're doing your homework, watching tv, or cleaning up some things, you should eventually get to the point where it really doesn't bother too much anymore (I doubt you'll forget it's there, though). One thing I forgot to mention when practicing inserting it is to do it two ways. First, you'd want to insert it the 'normal' way, moving and rotating the dildo around to find the most comfortable position for you. Do it this way so you know which way feels acceptable and which ways are more difficult or feel a bit painful. When you have this down, you want to repeat the 'exercise', only now trying to keep the dildo as stationary as possible, moving your ass and body to facilitate it's entry. This is a better simulation of when he really tries to penetrate you, because (especially if you are on the bottom and he is on top) you really can't expect to be able to reach around and move his cock to where you want it. You are going to have to be able to adjust your body to his thrusts. I really can't tell you the best way to do this, although being it whatever position you expect to be in with him (you on your stomach or back, for example) would probably be the best way to also practice it. Once you feel capable of handling that dildo, you should probably think about moving up to a larger one. They come in a wide variety of sizes (I think the Lovelights catalog has a good 2 or 3 pages on them), so it is up to you to decide how large a one you want. The largest one I can specifically remember is supposedly a clone of Dick Rambone's cock (a porno actor), with the length being 15 1/2" and the width probably 3 to 4 inches. I would have to think that if you can handle that, you should be able just about anything your partner (boyfriend) can throw at you. One thing I should point out is that the larger ones might be a bit expensive (I think the DR one goes for $29 or $39), giving you something to think about before going out and buying one, giving you something to think about before going out and buying one. I guess if you want to claim poverty, a large enough cucumber or banana may be an acceptable substitute. When the time comes that you do have anal sex with him, I would recommend having three things handy. The first is a condom. I think we all know the potential danger of sex (especially anal sex) when not using on, so there's no real explanation needed. The next item is a good lubricant. I always use it with my 1" thick dildo, so have to think that you would definitely need to use some with a much larger real cock. While Vaseline is okay to use when practicing yourself, it is unacceptable when using around a condom, since it will start to break the latex down. KY is usually the preferred choice. I've seen ads in the adult catalogs occasionally for a product called AnalEze, which is supposed to make anal penetration easier. I don't know whether it is actual a more specialized and superior product, or just a fancy label designed to get people to spend the extra money for it. The third thing I would recommend, which may or may not be needed, is some type of pillow. This is basically so that you prop it under ass or lay under your stomach and make the angle of penetration a little easier. Whether you need this will probably depend on where you have sex (it may be impractical to bring one, or the positioning may be good enough already). I have also read that having a enema for anal sex makes it much easier. It's probably true, but unless you are into it I don't whether it would make that much difference, considering the time and effort involved. Hopefully the time, effort, and money spent doing these exercises will be more beneficial. One last thing. Considering how you described him already, it probably wouldn't be a good idea to do anything to try to eliminate any pain you feel (ie. drink too much or get stoned). These exercises should hopefully reduce the actual physical pain, but you don't want to become so num as that you lose sense of what is going on, and risk the chance of any physical injury (which I can imagine would be pretty painful). I hope all of this helps you in some way (and wasn't too long). Let us know how things turn out. KAT ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Date: Fri Sep 16 06:49:03 1988 From: A Slave Subject: A Submissive Submission Contact: slave1 Hi, This is my first submission (Tee-hee) to P&W. Please leave off path/name & sig file, just sign this "A Slave" If there is a desire for contact, one can be set up. When I told my Mistress there wasn't a lot from submissive men, her interest grew. So, here is an article from me. This happened about a week ago. I finished typing on my computer and headed for bed. My Mistress had gone to bed earlier, telling me "Don't be long!". You know how computer types are. "not long" can be hours. When I got upstairs, my Mistress was still awake. I stripped, preparing for bed. My Mistress told me I was a very bad boy, and tied my hands together, and then tied them so I was face down on the bed. She then told me I would be punished. I heard her getting things from the drawer where we keep our S & M paraphenalia. My heart beat faster! "Oh, Mistress!, I said, " I didn't mean to be bad!". She said "Shut up, Slave. Bad boys need to be punished, and you're going to get it!". First, she took the leather cat-o-nine tails and whipped my buns and back. Fortunately for me, My Mistress chose to apply it lightly. That one can really hurt! My Mistress smoked a cigarette as I lay there wondering what she would do next. When she finished the cigarette, I heard the metallic jingle of a belt buckle and knew what would follow. *SLAP* Right across my buns! *SLAP* another good stinger. By now, my cock was rock hard. I was glad she couldn't see it, or I'd really get it! Luckily, my Mistress chose to lighten up, although I knew it was far from over. Are you familiar with the wodden paddle with a rubber ball on an elastic? My Mistress found that by removing the staple that holds the elastic to the paddle, leaves a very nice spanking paddle. You know what I felt next. This makes more noise than hurts, but does tend to sting when your cheeks are glowing to start with. My Mistress was certainly out to teach me a lesson! She asked me if I was going to behave, and I told her "Probably". The next thing I felt was a real sting as the riding crop burned it's was across my sore buns. I really felt those! Then she spread my cheeks and whipped my crack moderately hard. It was enough to get sound out of me on each stroke. I thought I would cum right then, and she stopped. My Mistress then elected to tease my asshole with the handle of the crop. I was thinking of what it would feel like to have her actually push it in, when she did. I stifled a moan. My mistress went downstairs for a while, having ordered me to not let the whip fall out. I lay there with my sore cheeks clenched together until she returned. Myt Mistress removed the whip, and untied me. She grabbed me by the hair and ordered me to eat her. (Which I did with great zeal!) Just before she was about to orgasm, she told me to fuck her. Naturally, I obliged her. After she orgasmed, she ordered me to come, and whipped me to orgasm with the cat. I certainly slept well that night. P.S. If any of you Women out there would like an E-Mail slave, I bet we could work something out...... A Slave ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Date: Mon, 19 Sep 88 07:28:30 PDT From: Fourpint Subject: Enemas. Contact: fourpint Hi all, this is my first entry in P&W digest (or indeed alt.sex) so please be nice to me! :-) I read in the pwd I got this morning about enemas and I thought that I would write in to say that I am also a fan of enemas. Over the last couple of years I have got more and more into the practice of takeing an enema every week. Unfortunately I have not yet found a girl friend who shares my weirdness on this point. When I feel like a nice enema, I get into my rubber clothing, consisting of (shoulder length) gloves, (thigh length) stockings and a mens corset (which leaves my rear entry open). I have a couple of irrigators and usually use my 2 litre one, which I fill with hot water and then flake coal tar soap into it. I wait until enough of the soap has dissolved so that there is a nice creamy colour to the water, remove the soap and test the temperature. When I judge that it is cool enough, I connect my "balloon entry tube" and place this in my anus (having already creamed it so that it slips in nice and easy). I then blow the balloon up so that the tube cannot slip back out again. This produces a lovely pressing feeling in the rear. Hmmmm. Then I turn the valve and let the water in. The feeling I get when the warm solution runs in is just great, and I cant help but start playing with myself at this point. Usually I am laying on my side at this point. When all of the liquid is inside me, I close off the valve and disconnect the irigator. Now I just have the entry tube in me, with the balloon. I am free to walk around, but dont as the effect is quite staggering! I lay there, until I dont feel like I can hold on any more: However, my rules only allow me to come now. Its a lovely race to see whether I can come before I almost explode! If I am feeling really naughty, then I put myself in nipple clamps, use a gag (large ball of cork on a strap) and then make an enema with pepper instead of soap. I then make sure that I get all 2 litres inside and then tie mylegs together and my hands are put in handcuffs. I put the key to the hand cuffs somewhere hard to get at (at least when tied) and then lie down. Of course, I am in beautiful agony. The pepper burns inside, my nipples are crying out for release, and I cant shout or anything. GREAT! When I really cant stand anymore, I try to remove the handcuffs. Sometimes I have gone so far, that some of the brown liquid sneaks out (despite the balloon) and runs down my leg before I can get to the key! As you may have guessed, I am not only a enema fan but also like to wear rubber and indeed leather, but only in conjuntion with a bit of pain! Thats it, if you want to contact me, please feel free. Fourpint ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Date: Mon, 19 Sep 88 14:06:06 EDT From: Robert & Susan Subject: Photos Summary: 17 megabytes all dressed up with no place to go Contact: robert1 Well, folks, any other ideas? I completely understand Dave's position, and if he became the target, we'd all lose this fine Digest. I had an offer from "Sky Scum" to provide distribution services: is the offer still open? Here are the results of the voting: Postscript came in first, PBM second, and GIF third. GIF people just lose big, because I don't have a pbmtogif converter. So the decision was to publish UUencoded, compressed PBM format, in sizes ranging from 368 by 785 pixels to 704 by 425 pixels, along with a pbmtops program that scales the images for Postscript devices. The raw scanned images are simply too big for UseNet or UUCP distribution (except maybe for one or two samples). The PBM format is about 50k each after compression and UUencoding, and could be mailed in one piece. The raw files are 1/4 meg (plus 3/4 meg each for the three photos I scanned in color). They compress to 120k, so they are still too big for mailing. What I am still willing to offer I will mail (anonymously) to one person a tar format tape containing both the raw and processed data, plus the pbmtops program. You must agree to distribute at least the processed images (about 2megabytes) to the net community in some fashion (mail, FTP, or magtape). Of course, you must only give the data to adults, and that's your own hassle (although I assume that if you obtain a signed statement that the recipient is over 21 and will abide by the same restrictions, your ass is covered -- if they lie to you it's fraud, and that's not your problem). It goes without saying that you must be 21 yourself, in order for me to send you the data. [ Question for Dave: ] Are you still willing to include the ASCII graphics in the Digest? How about small PostScript versions? Especially if the photos are a little tame? -- Robert & Susan inco!alembic!robert1 [[ Yes, I am. I doubt that there's a judge or juror in the country who could figure out what those pictures are without a cue. - dm ]] ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------ End of Perverts and Weirdos Digest ************************ -------