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 He asks, he gets, , , , A good friend asked me to describe the incident at
the gentlemen's club, with the long white gloves.  Ron, here' your long
distance dedication:

   >>the nice story about the long demure white gloves.<< Jazzy was a
dancer at the club I dance at in Florida.  She often wore these long white
gloves, and I convinced her after a month or so, to wear this fake southern
belle thing, crinolin and vinyl thing, with the gloves.  Everyone started
getting into them, they were even in one of the advertisements/posters! 
Well, Diane liked them too!  Soo, one night during one of her shows, she
was talking to one of the men (there is always 3 from the audience and 3
dancers in her shows) and asked him what he liked about the show, and he
said he loved those gloves!  She kept talking to him about them-I was
unable to see, or look over but I heard everything, and ( I think) I
remember it all well- like, "they're really soft and nice aren't they?  You
love the softness don't you?  She's soooo soft like a southern belle when
she wears them isn't she?  Is she as soft and demure and a southern belle
without them?  He said no, and went on and on about them, and she like,
linked all that, and POOF!  The wearer became a soft and sexy southern
belle.  Then she put them on him.  He was tremendous!  Awe inspiring.  And
when he found the dancer that thought she was a cowboy on the prairie, he
(she?) was immediately taken with her (him?), and they flirted for quite a
while, until the cowboy saw a cow escaping and hogtied a man in the
audience after what was described as an aggressive tackle.  He remembered
it all, and I heard he had serious problems at work from it for a long
time. There were members of his construction company there as well it
seems. The cowboy dancer didn't remember her incident for several months,
cuz she would've freaked totally if she knew then.  Thanks Diane, for
letting me tell that.  It really really makes me feel good to get that out.