Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Her Mercurial Waters A loud sky looked down on a loud day. A perfect day for a picnic, but they were in a crowded restaurant, not a grassy meadow. A pretty little seaside cafe that was after a bit of a scenic drive through the hills and the forest and eventually a posh part of LA. An assault on all the senses, or delight for the eyes depending on how you looked at it. But now they were at the beach, on a day hot enough that the sands practically could turn to glass and were a barbecue of near naked flesh. She had entered a mad rush to finish her big stick before it melted as they walked towards the cafe. To his delight. An ice cream man's dream day, as long as his inventory didn't melt before it was sold. "So what is the occasion?" She said, as her tiny pink lips pressed firmly against the straw of her Shirley Temple and sucked. She was barely tall enough to reach it. He had eaten at home with her, with her parents, and for some reason they had the odd quirk (as many parents do) of insisting that their child would sit flat down in her seat, with both feet on the floor. Even if their feet could never reach so far. And in that state their arms could never reach the food properly. He had never understood that. Grown ups are silly. Kevin didn't find any problem with shoving a foot under your ass to prop yourself up. Hell, he did it all the time. Amused and annoyed acquaintences would often try to push him off. The drink drained in front of her. The newly empty glass distorted the horizon and the beach as he stared at it, pulling the cool wind into its swirly atmosphere, reflecting red and white bikinis and wannabe Baywatch walk-ons. He brushed a shock of sweaty hair out of his face. Smirking, pretending to be momentarily distracted by the people walking and biking on the street behind her, and behind them, the beach. He created an illusion of interest at the catchy canned samba rhythms this place played. He noticed that the sun had shifted its position in the sky, and the shadow cast by the umbrella above them now fell halfway into her nose. He reached out with a foot, hooked it around her chair leg, and jerked her towards the shade, all while displaying no sign of motion above his waist. She giggled. He stared at her. "You didn't answer my question, silly," "Question?" "Yeah!" He pressed his lips into a tight line and flicked her a smile. "Why does there have to be an occasion? For me to take my favorite student out on a little reward lunch on a beautiful day..." said an evil toothy grin. She pierced him, her eyes practically a needle through an earlobe. "I'm your worst student. I got a C on the last test," "Hehe well... Best not to push one's luck in that case don't you say!" Her face accepted her best sullen look. "Are you going to give me an A so my mommy won't spank me again...?" she said with a pathetic voice, sticking out her lip. He narrowed then rolled his eyes. He knew for goddamn sure her mother would never spank her or discipline her. Hardly glance an eye at her as a matter of fact. Maybe she was the only one who could see past her irresistable bids for attention. "I can give you an F and spank you myself," She considered that for a moment in a thoughtful gaze up into the umbrella. "ok," He smiled arrogantly. "So... it's a surprise?", she cocked her head to the side and leaned back from her straw, letting it flick out of her mouth, but keeping her lips pressed tightly. "A surprise," he said delightfully. She crinkled her nose and smiled devillishly, then blushed to her lap. "Like when we..." She couldn't finish her sentence. Too naughty for a seven year old girl to say with a straight face. Symbolically, he reached out and put two fingers on her lips to silence her, almost instinctively she let them in her mouth and started to suck them. He decided that was slightly more acceptable, if not more enjoyable, and couldn't help but keep them there in her mouth and felt her tongue handle them, keeping an eye out for starers. "Not in public, sweetie. Do you remember last week, when our vocabulary word was illegal?" "No coinfiddenth thrrr..." she absentmindedly continued, her eyes fixed on his arm hair. He pulled the fingers out with a pop. She had a satisfied smile on her face, smug and evil and horny. Not so shy anymore. What had he created. He sighed. Brat. He'd promised himself he wouldn't seduce any of his students. And for two years he hadn't. He'd technically kept that promise to himself. She'd seduced him after all. He stared at her, without saying a word, as he was often captivated to. Her wavy brown, golden hair... Sweet tan skin, her body wrapped tightly in a little red t shirt and short white skirt... "What's for dessert?" she asked with a wink, cheesy innuendo she clearly ahd picked up from HBO when her parents weren't home. In a similar tone, he had wanted to say, "you,". ... His mind warped time backwards, as it so often did when he needed to make sense of things. Younger days perhaps, definitely more naive, but not so much to make a difference. It was only a few months ago. He thought back to the first time he had seen Marcia, in September when school began. His first impression was that she'd grow up to be a bitch. A sassy little girl, who acted older than she was, but was by no means mature. She approached the stereotype of his ultimate girl. A 7 year old with a huge vocabulary of words, naughty and not. A smart mouth. The kind of girl teachers who were pedophiles dreamed of. But really though... How could one not? She was in essence a pretty, careless grin and a slim delicous body. She had her moments of sweetness. Just normally not directed towards adults, especially educational ones. As a matter of fact, at first she had solidly refused to do nearly anything he had told her. But just as she snubbed him, he brushed her off smiling and laughing at every offence, to her surprise. Until she gained a certain weird respect for him. She knew she was supposed to hate him. He was a teacher after all. But sometimes she'd forget. She'd slip up and reallize she liked him, then remember and start acting the demon again. He remembered distinctly the first time he heard her laugh geniunely. It was one of those moments, when she was trying to put on the devil mask but didn't yet catch on to the fact that he enjoyed that kind of behavior thoroughly. She interrupted his lecture on whatever book they were reading. "Hey Mr. Kevin," (As he made the kids call him after reallizing just how wierd 'Mr. Barnett' came across in application to him, and the fact that they didn't seem quite ready to outright call him Kevin.) "What's up?" he said, pausing and staring at her with a cool friendly grin that held a wink of excitement. "Take a look at this," He cocked his head slightly at her, as she swayed back and forth in her seat in an intentionally cute manner, throwing her head back and forth with her mouth wide open. She had something in her lap. Suddenly she bent down secretly and covered it. He got nearer to her, and she flung her head up with a raucous expression and wide eyes that were so bright brown they were almost yellow. She had a pile of dirt in her hands. "What is that now?" "It's a meal worm!!!" she shouted. She flipped it onto the desk and it squirmed, and got half the class' attention, who stood up for it. "Oh, to eat?" he said, to the class' laughter, "I didn't know you ate worms, Marcia," "No!!! I found it on the playground. I'm not gonna put that in my mouth!!! ewww..." He put on a mock confused look and rubbed his chin. "Well why would you call them meal worms if you wouldn't eat them?" More laughter erupted. How easy it was to amuse second graders. Even she couldn't help giggling a bit. "Well," he said, "Suppose we're gonna have to let him go if we can't eat him. Bring a more useful bug to class next time. As for food, we're going to Sea World next week. Then I'll teach you about sushi," From that day onward, as a result of his corny joke she was more of a companion to him. Not a teacher's pet, but a companion. Still cutely defiant, bright as the sun and not afraid to show it off, her rays able to penetrate hearts. Though with intense difficulties in math that led to the meeting with her parents he had thought about earlier. She was a little tagalong, and after school she'd stay with him, and to his amazement, help him clean up the room and sort through papers. Anything he was doing. They developed a sweet, joking relationship. It was beautiful and cute. She commented on his handsome kind face, his hair, clothes. Anything complimentable was complimented. Hard as it was, he resisted the acute girlishness that made her irresistable. He tried to ignore her petite legs like the stems of a beautiful flower. her body. The way a blush looked on her tan skin. The way her eyes sparkled when she was happy, and the angularity of her shoulderblades. His hand on her bare shoulder, cupping it, could not appear to arouse him anymore than a friendly handshake with a companion. But under that it was so much more. And eventually, the shine of her soft hair, and the nimbleness with which she could come up behind him and hug him around his neck while he was working were something he was forced to give in to. And the affection became undeniable. After a few weeks of teasing her about wearing such short skirts, he made her aware of the consequences of doing so by flicking up her skirt innocently as he walked by. He knew completely how stupid it was to do that, but somehow he didn't care. Besides, if she didn't learn her lesson one of these days the principal would suspend her for her lack of attire. That was a great excuse for him. Eventually it became commonplace. She couldn't walk by him without getting her skirt flicked up. She'd giggle and blush cutely, and walk past him numerous times in a day with a dirty look on her face, waiting for what she knew was going to happen, revelling in every time her little ass and legs were exposed to the air. In the meantime he hid the fact that it made him impossibly horny. It made his heart race, and he loved catching glimpses of her lovely ass and panties. She had the most perfect legs... So smooth and pretty. Her panties were impossibly tiny and he was sure they were of the kind you could only buy in perverted japanese coke machines. Her ass was of the perkiest variety, and the small of her back was indeed very small. On occasions when he could pull her close for platonic hugs, he loved to run his hand up and down her spinal cord. She enjoyed it for sick reasons he could only imagine. She loved seeing the naughty look in his face, having his hands so close to her, showing off to him, the fact that he obviously enjoyed it because his face went off like a spark plug... She would do anything to be near him. She was a sweetheart to him the more attracted she became, and as time passed she became definitely attracted. Her heart would pulse so hard her body would bounce up and down, her face flush redder than her blood. She would softly, timidly touch his shoulder and look over it and whatever he was doing at the time, and catch a scent of his hair and melt. She would fall back in a dizzy spell, and he would catch her with a big hand to her back. And his actions became ever more vibrant. He'd go out of his way to bump into her or put his hands on her waist to lift her and move her aside, her with kicking legs, him with a throbbing dick. His hands tracing her lines seemed like such an elegant preposition. Her favorite thing was his hand, coming and meeting her chin when she had done something particularly cute, rubbing her jawline as she smiled with bright teeth, then finally running down to her bite sized shoulder blade. She'd lower her head so her cheek would scrape his hand. So warm. So deep were his eyes in admiration of her, as they stumbled from feature to feature on her tiny body... her sweet little hips and natural, latina tan. Her goofy grin. Her nipples slipping through her shirts in a perky way. But that slim little waist killed him. Soon in class, in front of other students, she started misbehaving, and not doing her work again. Naturally he had to give her detention. It had him a bit worried until he reallized that detention meant she was to be left in the classroom with her teacher as the others went out to recess. And even if she had been nastier than hell before recess, once the other kids were gone and she was alone with him, she was back to her sweet self again, smiling and giggling, attempting to joke and kid and be friends again. It puzzled him for less than a second. In his heart, he was appalled for at least partially leading her to this end. But in the end he didn't have the heart to tell her to stop doing it. Her motives were too sweet, her heart too poor, he couldn't scold her for her cleverness. It was against his nature, and he considered himself strong in moral conviction. At least the morals he chose to adopt. He sighed and tried to tell her that she shouldn't misbehave just to be with him... But her eyes were too big and brown, her heart too fragile. In the end he smirked gently, layed a hand on her shoulder and said: "Sweetheart... you know... if you really want to stay in for recess and dust erasers, I'll always just let you if you ask..." Her ecstacy killed him. He knew what was going on. And things continued, as increasingly brazenly, they mimicked their afterschool behavior, in closer proximity to anyone else who could walk in at any time and catch a glimpse of a teacher flicking his cute little students skirt up as she giggled like a deviant, revealing her little panties and soft legs in all their glory... It went on like that, for a couple months. They'd sit inside, joke, sort papers together, and he'd become amused and affectionate to the tense, soft attitude that she increasingly displayed towards him. Their conversations started to err on the more personal side. Her family life, her alcoholic mother and absent father, her "demonic" little brother and scary grandma. The feelings she had towards boys. He told her about everything... his troubles with his life, past and present, the people he'd loved and hated and his favorite things in the world that he wouldn't reveal to anybody... his amusements, precious moments that were completely personal and private, but things he felt the need to involve her in, places he wanted her to be with him, if only in his mind. She told him how much she loved the sun and worms and daisies and butterflies. How she was ashamed to admit that she still played with dolls and stuffed animals. Little games of truth and dare between them basically, as they increasingly became more enamored with each other, and wanted to learn as much about the other in as short at ime as possible, dropping the pretence of elegance or attitude. She even revealed to him how much she longed for bigger boobs. If only he could actually tell her how he felt about that... Her cute little chest would be horrible spoilt by big blobs of fat. She was so petite and perky and perfect... "Chris Farley had boobs you know," he said, "now he's dead," Which confused her more than anything because she didn't know who Chris Farley was. Normally she'd just give a cursory laugh, but the gravity of this situation which was so obvious to her seemed lost on him. One day he asked her if she had a crush on anyone. Maybe he knew the answer. It was a perfectly illegal question that he had to ask. Their relationship at this point seemed too up in the air; he could either let it sink with regret and sorrow on both sides, and she would eventually forget about him and move on to guys her own age, with smaller dicks and bigger dreams perhaps. Then again he could allow them to shoot higher and earn them a place on say Mercury. It was not beyond his realm of probability that she had a crush on him. But the possibility that she might actually have those kinds of feelings, were so remote and fanciful in his own mind that it became confused with fantasy... The domain of his dreams. And his dreams remained mostly never revealed and never enacted. That was the way it had to be. But he asked her. Shyly for once, she looked down in her lap, and whispered to herself almost, "no...". He was sorry he had ever asked that. Sorry he had imposed his adult will, the tricky world of the game of relationships, upon her. She was only 7. She wasn't as mature as she acted. She was quiet for the rest of that day. She came back the next day, a brewing, bite of joy and her traditional mischief, to the ease of his heart. He hated to see her so sad. Her cute face was made cuter with a smile. Everything about her led to some form of perversion within him, but he could at least be assured that as long as she was happy things were good with her. Weren't they? With the air of someone who had just made some big decision, like quitting smoking, or having a breakthrough with their shrink, but hadn't actually been subject to the reality of enacted whatever goal they sought. He had set up a mini library in his room. A little niche in a corner, framed off by bookcases, with a bunch of beanbags in it. Not a secret place, but the interior being basically invisible from most points in the room, framed by fake plant leaves, a little rain forest and a stuffed sloth (because kids love the rain forest. If there was anything he'd learned from Captain Planet). He'd let kids go in there as a reward during reading time, if they'd manage to finish the book they picked out from the library, they could go in and pick one of the more interesting books from his personal collection, (alot of them with "bad words" like 'hell' and 'damn' and 'gay') and read in solitude, or with a friend. The little beam of sunshine wore a cute white top that day... and ever since she'd gotten addicted to his attention, she hadn't missed a day of wearing a silky thin skirt. Today it was a little pink one, short, silk and less than halfway down her tiny thighs... Recess on a rainy day, the rest of the kids were in the gym. It was cloudy and dismal and the cheap roof echoed the raindrops. She sprung up onto him and hung on his shirttails as soon as the last kid was out of class. She looked up at him with those big brown eyes in a sparky and fun demeanor; "Mr. Kevin!" She said excitedly, "Read me a story!!!" "A story?" He looked at her slightly dubiously. "You? Since when do you like reading," "Yeah... I love being read to!!! Come on!!!" "Heh... well, don't pick a book with big words in it! My brain's been taxed enough today by you little critters. I don't wanna have to explain all the jokes to ya..." He could have read her the dictionary and she wouldn't have been any less enamored. She continued to pull on him and he couldn't help but follow. She didn't stop. "My daddy used to read to me, but he doesn't anymore..." She drug him as he laughed, and practically drugged him with her joy. And tried her best to shove him into the little niche, pushing firmly with her scrawny arms against his side until finally they were both in there together. And he reallized she was panting... Smiling, but nervous, her eyes darting everywhere. She looked so shy and cute. Her brown face turned bright red. Her slim body quiverred. He decided to liven the moment with a joke. "Heh... Are you sure you don't have a crush on anyone?" His "joke" froze her with seriousness, as she locked up, and he could hear her breathing. And suddenly he reallized it. They both just looked to each other til her eyes nervously darted away, their mouths gaping, their faces blushing. She tried to make sense of her own mind, tried to sort out the array of feelings shot at her from a cannon in his heart. That she had managed to fall in love with him. Though how could she not. He was so handsome, and kind... even when he was being strict, she could see his kind eyes and his face was boyish and always in a kidding mood. Big eyes and long brown hair were a combination that melted her heart. She couldn't treat him like she treated the other teachers. She couldn't treat him like anyone she'd ever known before. She'd never been so close to anyone. Not even her parents. She'd shared secrets with him that he'd promised not to tell. "I... promised I'd read to you. Are you going to make me break that promise?" ... She slipped into his arms in a way that was much like a hug he had given her during many sensitive moments. That calmed her nerves. He rocked her, his hands carefully placed on her upper back and right above her ass, as she pressed herself to his abdomen, her face buried in his baby blue shirt. "I-I'ts ok... if you break your promises. I understand anything you do," Brown yellow eyes stared up at him from below. He caressed her head with his hand. Her breathing had calmed, so had his. Their hands found their way into each others, hers held up to meet his, which were nearly completely slack. "That's no way to think about a relationship..." he said. He was appalled, and listening to himself distantly, from another dimension, shaking his head. "But... you'll never do that to me, will you?" He sighed. "Not unless you want me... to break my promises," What the fuck was he doing. This had gone too far and he hadn't even recieved the automatic alarm to back off that he thought he would. "I-I want you to... now..." "What do you want me to do?" "I... I want you to..." She blushed, and looked up at him panting. Their bodies were still pressed close, their hands still interlocked. Her heart was beating directly onto his growing cock. Maybe he was imagining it, but that smooth, tiny chest was rubbing against it at an accelerated rate. He put a hand on her back, and rubbed it. She felt so warm as a reslut, like he was a warm pool of silver water that embraced her, and he rubbed his hand all over her back in a tickly, exaggerated way that nearly wrapped around onto her chest, and nearly dipped down to her bottom. "You... you don't want to say, do you," She shook her head. Silently and smoothly, he let her go. He sat down on a beanbag, and pulled her pliable body down so she sat next to him. She felt dwarfed by him. Her cute little limbs, so small and fragile, in a nest made of him. His arm pulled her close, her head remained dipped, she turned her eyes but not her face to him, so nervous. He was breathing steadily and harshly, with a kind smile, a way of reassuring him. He looked straight down her shirt at her chest. Her mouth fell open to pant, and once again he saw the beautiful way pink blush played against her tan skin. She gulped. He picked her up, she was so light and bendable to him, like a piece of taffy, warm and sweet but not yet sticky. Right on his lap. Her heart raced now. She could feel the bulge she was sitting on. And it raged from him, because she was exactly as he imagined her, except better. Her sweet self, so tiny and compact, so attractive to his hands... they felt up her chest now, and shocked her bolt upright, with wide eyes staring at his. His face was drowsy looking now, but he wasn't bored. She arched her back and stuck out her chest for him to feel. Then without warning him, she flipped over, wrapped her arms around his neck, and kissed him full on. Tears came from her eyes, because she was so happy, and their hearts joined each other in tempo. They sucked on each others toungues, and found happiness that can only come with the release of love. She hugged his neck tighter, he pressed a big hand to her small back and cradled her head, mussing her hair. They pulled away panting, then continued again after seeing the shocked, dazed looks in each other's eyes. The only noise was sucking and rubbing and the raindrops on the roof. They had to relax. It was too much for both of them. Even he was overcome with so many emotions he never knew he had, the one's neither of them could imagine. They leaned against each other with heavy inhales and exhales, holding hands, until finally she got an idea in her head. "You-your pants... they're keeping it in..." She glanced sideways at his bulge. He nodded. He couldn't talk. He closed his eyes. "I-I... it looks like that hurts. C-can I..." His eyes looked at her longingly. Her shy little body tightened up with anticipation. She felt so vulnerable because he knew where his eyes were looking. Her sensitive little chest that she had let him feel, felt so naked even though it wasn't. Her legs... her skirt had shifted up... He nodded three times quickly, and took a deep breath. Her little hands felt so great as they rubbed his bulge... She was clumsy with the button but eventually it came undone, and as soon as she undid the zipper, she felt dizzy. This was so bad... He threw his head back as those tiny warm fingers felt his cock, and tugged it out of his pants. He was paralyzed. He had imagined this so many times in his mind and though he would be the one being assertive and dashing, but he couldn't. It just felt so good, to have this young lady exploring him... Her blush made him hornier every time he opened his eyes. It finally popped out, and it was straight up in front of her. Her heart stopped, and she instinctively clasped both hands to her face, in the process smelling his beautiful, musky scent. She opened her eyes. "H-have you ever seen one before, sweetheart?" "N-no... only pictures in books. O-one time... I walked in on my mommy and daddy doing it... b-but... his wasn't anything near as big as yours..." That made him faint nearly. "W-what did your mommy and daddy do?" She got an ashamed look on her face. She looked down at her own body, the one she was so self conscious of, the one that was so perky and petite, and seemed so ready for his hands. She got down on all fours, with her cute ass sticking up from her arched back, and looked at him as if for approval. Then she started sucking. Her tongue caressed his dickhead, moving around and around in circles. She put the whole thing in her mouth. He was stunned, paralyzed by ecstacy. Her tongue was so warm, and it touched every nerve on him, even the ones it was miles from. Her jaw was wide open, her eyes stayed closed, her little ass in the air... He couldn't help it. Again he reached out and touched her chest, reached between her arms and felt her up, and reached past her chest, and started tracing his finger up and down her panties... all of a sudden she lost concentration and couldn't suck. She pulled away gasping, with a bright red face. He didn't care. He pulled her close, and put her on his lap, with his penis perversely holding up her skirt. She could feel it, so hot against her private parts... it shocked her into hyperventilation. He took his hands and placed them on her armpits, then pulled them up her arms in a way that tickled in a naughty way, til both her arms were above her head. And he pulled off her shirt. She was naked and she felt so ashamed. Her whole body blushed for him, he dropped her arms, and she cutely pressed them hard against her sides, with an adorable, panting, mouth open look, her eyes seduced him. He put his head down, and as his warm tongue bathed her nipples, she arched her back again. She closed her eyes and could see nothing but light still. Colors and warmth. Her tummy felt so funny... Her face felt so hot. His tongue retired form her nipples, and worked its way up her neck and collarbone. His hands took their stand at her nipples, coming from behind her and fondling them as his body entered a wierd, rocking motion that grinded his cock against her clothed pussy. It was so hot she could feel it through her undies. It was as if he beamed pleasure to her everywhere he touched her. She was nearly convulsing. And without warning, he lifted her little body up, and pulled her skirt off in an extravagent fashion. And in one more fell swoop, her undies hung off one of her toes. She gripped them with her big toe for all her life. "Uuuuuuhhh..." "Keep quiet if you can sweetheart... you've been doing so good... you're so delicious... like a little candy..." "UUUUUUUHHHH!!!" He looked down at her naked pussy... it was as tan as the rest of her, and bald, and cute, and tiny. He took a hand, and she jerked back, nearly slamming her head into his lip, as he touched it. He touched it softly, ran his finger across its lips, as the other hand manhandled her nipple, and stroked her tummy. She spread her legs as if it was second nature. She closed her eyes. A little girl's pussy is so sweet... so beautiful, devoid of all of the things that curse women. Smooth and slender... He dipped his hand into her waters, vibrant and beautiful as mercury. And just as poisonous. She was all wet. It smelled wonderful... every orifice in a little girl smells wonderful. The taste of her mouth was still in his. She tightened up as he gently tried to push his finger in, and finding it wouldn't go in, backed off, and rubbed her, more firmly, and squeezed her nipples til she was panting so hard and thought she was going to pass out. Then gently, he lowered her onto his cock, so it was tween her legs. "Squeeze your legs sweetheart..." She nodded quickly, her head bobbing all over the place as she had lost control of her body, all except squeezing so hard on his big penis... it looked so big she could almost bend down and lick it. She put both her hands on it. "O-OH GOD!!!" he tried not to scream. She let out mumbled, garbled squeals. It felt so good and tickly... it felt like something was going to rip her apart, but in a good way... having his wet cock sliding all over her private areas... He reached down a hand that tickled her inner thighs. His cock was so big her legs didn't even touch again til her knees. "h-hhhhaaaaaaaaaa!!!" she screamed as she felt her genitals tighten up. She curled into a little ball, and found that in this position his cock was nearly in her face. Wanting so badly to give back what she was feeling, her hands vigorously rubbed him up and down, being careful of her nails. She could just barely lick it... She did. And as soon as she did, he came. She tasted a salty rush on her toungue, and the rest fell down into her lap and all over her hands. And for the first time she reallized how much she had been panting. She looked back at him, barely able to move her own head to do so. Her hands were all covered in semen, she held them in front of her. His cock was still rock hard. He looked shocked. She was too. In one last gesture of love, she licked all the semen off her hands, and bathed his cock with her tongue, and they held each other until they'd both calmed down. As soon as that happened, the recess bell rung. ... Somehow they'd scrambled and got clean, in their clothes, and back in their seats seconds before the first kid came in. How they had gotten through the rest of that day neither could recall, but both could remember being intensely uncomfortable. ... Remembering that day put him into a daze, before she snapped him out of it by kicking him and making him talk to her again. Later that day, at dusk, they walked on the boardwalk. There was a stand full of little plushies he knew she would love, and he let her look around. As he examined something, he heard a voice from behind him. "Hey look Mr. Kevin. Look what you did. I'm pregnant," She had stuffed a toy babboon under her shirt, creating an absurd babboon shaped lump. He smirked and yanked on the tail, or umbilical cord, hanging out, and held the baby (or was it monkey) upside down with a sinister look. She grabbed it from him, and cradle it with a pouting face. Oddly natural. "I can tell it's yours. Because it looks like you!" He sighed and smacked his forehead. In the old days her parents would have married her off to him in this circumstance.The dark ages were never more missed. He relented and grinned. "At least I know you haven't been cheating on me with that stuffed unicorn," She laughed and hugged him. Some things even he didn't know, after all.