Happy Halloween! This story is an erotic story written by me, Shon Richards. Please don't steal it and claim to you wrote it because I will summon the spirits of a thousand angry dead writers to haunt you forever and ever. Big thanks go to my editor, Alicia, who laughed when she was supposed to. If you love this story, then why don't you marry it? Failing that, drop me a line at shonrichardshsd@eathlink.net. More of my stories can be found at /~ShonRichards/ For all the Kiko fans who are out there, what can I say? I take my time. Thanks for waiting. "Kiko and the Mad Scientist" By Shon Richards Dear Daily Inflection Audio Recording Model Y, As you know, I don't get many visitors. Ever since the accident that destroyed my body and reduced me to a floating head in a jar, my buddies stopped coming around. Cowards! They look at me and realize that science demands the ultimate sacrifice sometimes! So I lost my legs, my arms and well, 98% of my organs. The fact that I had a backup plan that saved my head and kept my amazing brain alive should be an inspiration to them! Instead, they stopped coming around and Dr. Hemeh still hasn't returned my CD's. I really need to get back to work on that Remote Death-Ray and punish them for their shunning me. But I digress. Today I got my first visitor in three years. Granted, she was breaking into my secret lab to steal something, but hey, it was nice to not be forgotten. The reputation of my genius lives on! The thief snuck past my killer lobsters and somehow defeated my Spinning Laser Deathtrap but my minions snagged her with my Mark Three Knock-Out beam. <side note- The Mark Three Knock-Out Beam exploded after being used and killed four of my minions. Their remains are being processed for my new Zombie solider that I hope to have ready for the Christmas rush.> My minions brought the thief to me for inspection. She was an Asian beauty, with long black hair that seemed impractical for her line of work. She wore tight black leather that could barely contain her cleavage. Her legs were long and even through the black spandex I could see how well muscled they were. Many of my minions will never walk again from the devastating groin kicks she gave them. I had my minions strip her and check her thoroughly for weapons. Sweet Einstein, she had a beautiful body! As they peeled her clothes off, I actually moaned with desire. In fact, when they revealed her nipples, I swore I could feel my erection. Scientifically, I know that's impossible since my cock long ago was blown to dust, but for one lingering moment, I could feel my cock throb with need. Naked and helpless, the thief was taken to Holding Block Five. That's the one with the reinforced steel doors and mechanical octopus arms. I looked forward to interrogating her and trying out some of my newer torture devices. As my first intruder in years, I wanted to treat her special. Well, I'm off for my Simsleep cycle while they change my jar fluid. I'll tell you more tomorrow. Dear Daily Inflection Audio Recording Model Y, Today I should have worked on Killer Dog Robots but I got caught up interrogating the intruder. She broke out of her cell with a very well hidden lockpick and managed to escape the mechanical octopus arms. Actually, the octopus arms caught her, but she seduced a nearby minion into fucking her while she was trapped. The mechanical arms spread her limbs wide and the foolish minion thought she was helpless when he slid into her sex. Unfortunately for him, the young woman has exceptional vaginal muscles and she trapped his cock tighter than the arms had trapped her. Weeping like a baby, the minion gave the audio code for deactivating the arms. <Side-note- The minion with the sore penis is now a test subject for my new Spiral Chainsaw Trap. I'll record the blood spray results later.> Luckily for me, the sexy thief fell afoul of my Instant Gelatin Corridor Trap. My cleverly designed hallway flash-froze the woman in bright orange gelatin. The specially designed gelatin provided the victim with enough air to breathe, which is lucky for both of us. I'd hate for her to have met one of the more lethal traps. My minions cut through the gelatin and sliced out a block containing her. They dragged her gelatin cube to Holding Block Six, the one with the titanium robot guards. Let's see her seduce her way past cold metal! I should have cut her out of the gelatin cube, but damn, she was so sexy. My flying jar circled her immobilized body, examining every inch of her. Her luscious tits were caught in mid jiggle and her mouth was stuck in a perfect 'O' of surprise. Every once in awhile, the gelatin cube would quiver as she tried to escape and when it did, her breasts would bounce and shimmer inside. After a few hours, the cube melted and the young thief collapsed slowly to the floor. She was even sexier wet. Her skin shimmered with gelatin and her long hair was sticking to her. If I had hands, I would have groped every inch of her. My titanium robots held her tightly when I began to question her. To my surprise, she was in a hurry to talk to me. Her eyelashes fluttered when she realized that the flying jar with the head was me. She introduced herself as Kiko, and apologized to me for breaking into my lab. Can you imagine that? Such manners! Kiko expressed her sympathies over my terrible accident and confessed that she was a freelance thief who had taken the job of stealing my blueprints for the sole purpose of possibly meeting me. It's nice to know that the youth of today keep up with the latest scientific accomplishments. We spent a few hours discussing the tragedy of my accident and about how smart I am for having my head in a jar. I liked how when I discussed the more technical points of my jar, Kiko would moan and grind her naked thighs together. Great Hawkings, it's about time scientists got groupies. By the time we got done talking, it seemed rude to break out the torture toys. Might as well let the woman get some sleep first and maybe a good meal in her. Besides, just between you and me, Daily Inflection Audio Recording Model Y, I think she likes being held captive by me. We have a relationship based on her testing my genius with her escape attempts. It's like foreplay for us. It's time for my Simsleep cycle again. Tomorrow I'll use my shiny red jar with the new hoverjets and see how Kiko likes those. Dear Daily Inflection Audio Recording Model Y, Unbelievable! Kiko escaped again! Using yet another lock pick <Where does she hide them?>, Kiko escaped from her cell and took out seven of my titanium robot guards. Reviewing the videotapes, I saw that the agile woman jumped on the robots' shoulders and used her incredible thighs to twist their heads off! Now that's a design flaw I didn't foresee. Kiko made her way back to the lab before being subdued by my ingenious Saran Wrap Bazooka. Twenty pounds of tightly constricting plastic wrap will stop anyone. The plucky thief flopped around in her tight bonds before becoming exhausted enough to be safely moved to Holding Block Seven. Even in her new cell, Kiko kept struggling with her transparent cocoon. I watched her on remote surveillance for hours as her tightly bound breasts and restrained limbs pushed and pulled against the plastic. I told myself that I was watching for data to include on the Saran-Wrap Bazooka, but honestly, I was just watching Kiko writhe and moan. I have decided to ditch my current project with the Mind Control Frisbees and begin work on creating a new body for myself. I liquidated my shares of MacroHard stock to finance the rushed production and research I need to do. I want to have a new body capable of fucking Kiko by Thursday, or more likely, by Friday considering that CSI is on Thursday nights. I may be a head in a jar, but I'm only human. Dear Daily Inflection Audio Recording Model Y, Kiko escaped again though how she got past the Mutant Bull-Men is beyond me. I didn't even review the videotapes because I know myself well enough to know that I would kill another couple of hours watching the beautiful Asian woman fucking something or struggling all sexy like. All I know is that my minions subdued her oddly enough with some sticky tape. Apparently what ever she did with the Mutant Bull-Men wore her out and made her easy to catch. It also resulted in Holding Block Seven being declared a biohazard zone until the maid comes in next Monday. As for my new body, it's going good! Dear Daily Inflection Audio Recording Model Y, Kiko escaped and was captured again. I'm not sweating the details because I need to keep working on my body. I'm having sensitivity problems with the sixteen-inch cock I grew from the test tubes. No time to talk, I need to get back to work! Dear Daily Inflection Audio Recording Model Y, Kiko escaped again and this time it apparently got ugly. Some of my minions are demanding metal crotch shields. Some of my other minions are demanding that I let Kiko go because she's just a misunderstood girl. These minions are obviously in love with her and therefore are rivals. I assigned them to my secret underwater escape tunnel and then had the tunnel flooded. All's far in science and love. I made a breakthrough with my new body! Today it went three hours before the heart exploded. I'm debating whether three hours will be enough time to fuck Kiko and then maybe remove my head again. In the end, I decided it would be more economical to just make a long lasting body instead of disposable ones. Homegrown bodies aren't cheap! I need to go, CSI is coming on. Dear Daily Inflection Audio Recording Model Y, I don't want to talk about it but I guess I should for science and all. It is important to record my disasters for future heads in jars. My body came online today. It was sort of a rush job. Kiko escaped yet again. The damn bitch just can't sit in her cell and wait to get fucked like a good prisoner. No, she had to break out, burn down half my complex and munch through my minions like they were candy corn. The place was literally falling around me when I finally got my head implanted onto my new body. Great Galileo, my body was cool! I was seven feet tall, and had more muscles than Star Trek had sequels. My hands belonged to a pianist and I couldn't wait to sink those skilled fingers into Kiko's tits. I designed my ass based on the best features of several professional athletes. As for my cock, it was a full sixteen inches; something truly worthy of my genius. I had to provide an auxiliary blood supply for my cock because the first time I got hard, I passed out. Once that was fixed, my body was a perfect fucking machine. As soon as I stood up, Kiko came bursting into my lab. She had a giant hickey over her right nipple, but I forgave her for her indiscretions. The important thing is that now I could fuck her. My body was fully functional and I could see her eyes widen in surprise over the impressive sixteen inches I was sporting. "Behold!" I cried. "I am a whole man once more!" Kiko looked at me and she smiled. "All of that? For me?" she said. Kiko frowned when she looked at my cock. "Wait a minute, is that thing real?" "Of course it is!" I said. My new cock throbbed and Kiko grew pale. She was really impressed. "I'm flattered. I don't think anyone's ever made an entire body for me before." Before I could answer, Kiko dropped to her knees and crawled over to me. Just like that! Usually I have to replace a woman's brain with cat genes to make them crawl but the beautiful Asian was doing it on her own! I watched in amazement as Kiko slinked across the floor, her heavy breasts swaying as she was drawn to my throbbing creation. She rose to her knees and rubbed her face against my now steel hard cock. My new legs were trembling as her long silky hair brushed my thighs. Her lips ran over my length, kissing and licking me with her flicking tongue. I groaned with delight as she slowly worked her way up to my tip. I cried out when her mouth finally encircled the head of my cock. Kiko looked me in the eyes as she took inch after inch of me down her throat. Scientifically I know it's not possible but she managed to get all of me into her mouth. My cock throbbed deep inside her and I wondered how she could even breathe. I guess there's some things about women science hasn't figured out. Kiko pulled me out of her mouth and my cock was glistening with her spit. My knees were shaking with excitement. I should have done this years ago! A scientist can't live on nutrient fluids alone; he needs a cock-sucking, too. She looked at the operating table I used and smiled. "Get on there," Kiko said and she didn't have to tell me twice. I hopped back on the table from which I had just recently been given life again. As soon as I had laid down, Kiko was straddling my body. Her long legs rubbed up against me as she positioned herself over my cock. Back and forth her heavy breasts swayed as she slowly slid down my cock. Once again she did the impossible and somehow got all of me inside her. I made a mental note to study her anatomy more in depth later. For the moment, all I could do was feel her tight cunt around me. I was engulfed. I was embraced with heat. I was about out of my fucking mind. The intense sensations were difficult enough to deal with but then Kiko started to move. Up and down she drilled herself onto me while I cried out in bliss. Distantly, I could make out her groans through my own screams of pleasure. The slut was getting off on the product of my genius and that was enough to make me climax inside her. The climax was amazing. My toes curled, my eyes rolled and my body shook as I sprayed my cum inside her. The force of my ejaculation shot her off my cock. It could have been a disaster but the agile thief twisted in mid-air and landed on her feet. I tried to applaud but found I couldn't even lift a finger. The afterglow of my super- altered cock was crippling me. That's when my minions showed up, guns blazing and looking for payback for all the crotch kicks they've endured. Kiko grabbed the first piece of cover she could find, and unfortunately, that was me. She hefted my seven foot body and used me to soak the incoming bullets. My afterglow was so overwhelming that I didn't feel a thing. Even when my body was shredded, it felt like little scratches. Damn, that was a good fuck. Later, the surviving minions enacted Failsafe Plan Number Two and got my head back into the jar. Kiko had made off with my design plans for a Burrowing Car that I had built last summer. I hope she gets a good price for them. I'm just sorry I didn't get a chance to ask her if it was good for her. I am a little disappointed that my minions slaughtered me before I could get the chance to act out a few more deviant acts with Kiko, but they meant well. They also got me into a jar, so I decided to spare their lives and let bygones be bygones. Besides, I don't have time to punish them. I have a brilliant idea. Instead of making a male body that tires after sex, I'll create myself a female body that can climax multiple times! I swear, Daily Inflection Audio Recording Model Y, I'm a fucking genius. The end.