Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. The Butterfly Pt 6 "Well yes" "Okay, let's see, I think I was eighteen, I was unemployed back in Ireland, with little prospects of getting a good job d'ya see. I decided I'd join the Army. Ohh wait a minute, let me backtrack a little. My first sex d'ay see was with a cousin of mine, I was thirteen or fourteen, and she was twelve, we discovered the Joys of sex in the hay barn at the back of her house, something I'll never forget " he smiled "Mmm she has a sweet little body, aye, she was sweet right enough, she gave me a hankering for preteens, d'ya see" I nodded "Wow" I replied "So what happened...er...I mean in the Army?" "Ohh righto, anyhow I joined up, and met up with a mad character called Terry Fitzgerald. Well Terry would screw anything in a skirt, Jasus if a girl stood still Terry would try to screw her" he laughed. "He was a horny as hell. Wait till' I tell ya, not long after we joined, Ireland said it would send troops to Africa with the UN. Before we knew what was happening we were on patrol in the blue helmets and all the other paraphernalia, in some god forsaken country in Africa. It was a dump of a place, mud huts, flies, and so hot you could fry an egg on the stones...if you could find an egg" He stopped, and gulped a mouthful of his Guinness. "So what happened? " I asked "Well, d'ya see we were bored out of our skulls, there was nothing happening, the place was quiet, the warring factions had gone all quiet, and we were just there to keep the peace. Anyway when we were off duty, Terry and myself used to grab a six pack, from the small store in the town, and head down to the local river on our days off, to laze in the afternoon. There were some nice trees there and you could shade yourself from the sun" "I see" I replied, wondering where the story was going. "Aye, anyway this particular day, Jasus I'll never forget it, we headed down to the river with our beer. Jasus when we got there , there was a bunch of kids swimming, well at first we didn't pay them any heed, I was enjoying my beer when Terry nudged me. He goes `Shamus will you take a look at that' he says. I looked and there swimming and splashing with the other kids were two eleven or twelve year old totally naked girls, Jasus you know, when their tits are starting to grow, and the nipples are all pointy. Well holy mother of god, we both got hard-on's looking at the two of them as they walked up the bank, out of the river, with the water runing off them, I mean they were as black as the ace of spades, but holy mother of Mary, they had lovely little bodies and Jasus Christ, they were as sexy as all hell" "I see" I replied "Aye, anyway we were fascinated looking at these two sexy little kids, they didn't seem to mind showing us their pussies and everything.. Well jasus Terry says, `Fuck this Shamus, I'm going over to talk to those kids. I knew Terry had a huge hard on for one of them. Well bejasus the two girls noticed us looking at them, then they smiled and gave us a little wave, well that was all Terry needed, he was up and striding across to where they were swimming. I watched him talking to them, and before I knew what was happening all three of them were walking back towards me. I didn't know what to say. He arrived smiling like a cheshire cat. He introduced the girls. This is Mandy and Morocco, or something like that, to tell the truth John, I can't really remember their names. Well begorrah, we got to talking and found out that the girls were up for a bit of sex, for five dollars" "Five dollars!" I repeated, surprised "Aye five buckaroos. Oh John you have to remember, this was over thirty years ago. So five dollars was like fifty today" he shrugged "but all the same, it was cheap, especially for preteen pussy" "Yeah" I remarked "What happened?" "Ohh well we agreed on a price, which amazed me that an eleven and twelve year old were on the game as it were, but with preteen on the menu, I wasn't about to ask any questions. The girls, still stark naked you understand, took us by the hand and walked about 50 yards down the river bank, then they ducked around some bushes and into a cave. Jasus it was a grand cave, it was about 15 yards deep, and it had a natural rock formation that looked like a long lounge all along one side. Then it was down to business. Well without asking, the girls sat on the stone ledge, we stood in front of them. They unzipped us and popped our rock hard dicks into their mouths. I wanted to suck her little titties, and finally managed to get one of her little tits, well boys it was sweet, then I fingered her until she had an orgasm, that was wild. Then she sucked me. Let me tell you John, there's nothing like an eleven year olds mouth on your dick, sure I couldn't hold it, I only lasted a minute or two then exploded into her mouth, Jasus the little bitch took it all, then dribbled it all out of her mouth, down on to her titties. Well my cum on her black skin made it look like snow white. Sexiest thing I'd ever seen. So Terry and myself zipped up, the girls went into the river, rinsed off, dressed, then waved good bye, and left us there stunned in the cave" "Wow" I remarked "Aye, wow, is the right word. We stood there like stunned mullets. Then Terry grinned `holy shit' he says. `We've just had sex with little girls, and it was fucking great' Then I says "Terry, what about their family, I mean what happens if they tell their dad, or something? Dya see" "Aye...I mean yes I do" I replied Shamus grinned drank more of his Guinness "Well we were scared. You know the UN, peacekeeping an all that, suddenly story of UN troops having sex with local kids, well it wouldn't be the best thing for your career" I nodded "I agree, what did you do?" "Well, we decided to find out where they lived, so we hightailed it after the girls, but stayed far enough back so as not to highlight the fact that we were following them Dya' see" I nodded "Anyway bejasus didn't they go into the local orphanage. Holy shit says Terry, their orphans, no wonder there working on the side, it's for money. Jasus he says, "Shamus we might be on to a good thing here' "So did it work out" I asked excitedly "Ohh it did, we fucked almost all the girls between the age of seven up to thirteen, sometimes we would have two little girls each at a time, Jasus John, I still get hard-on thinking about it. Boys-o-boys, there's nothing like sucking a ten year olds little tits, while having your dick sucked by a pretty little seven year old...mmmm sweet times. It was the best time. In fact we were having so much fun we didn't want to go home. But when our tour finished, we were shipped home. It was Terry that said to me at Dublin airport. `Shamus lad we're ruined, we know what preteen pussy is like, I'll be chasing preteens forever he says' then he waved good bye and hopped the bus back to his own home'. Well see the thing is John, he was right, I wasn't interested any female over the age of twelve, and if I could get eight and nine year olds mores the better, dya'see" "My god Shamus, that's great" I replied, amazed at the adventures the o verweight Irish man had. I wished I'd been in the UN and stationed in Africa. He winked "So John, as you Americans say, have you made it to first base yet?" "No, just sucked her little tits. But I know if I continue, it's just a matter of time" "What's she like?" he asked "Nine going on ten, blond, blue eyes, a real looker, pointy pink nipples, interested in exploring sex, at that age you know" "Ohh John lad, she's sounds delicious, what are you going to do?. I know you want to have sex with the pretty little thing" I smiled nodding. "I can't Shamus, it's too dangerous, that's one of the thing Charles and myself were discussing. You see their my cousins kids, I babysit for him, and well sometimes the girls get topless...and you know" "Aye, I know lad, been in the same situation myself, and funnily enough, with my cousins kids as well, jasus those girls used to give me such hard-ons, especially when you see a topless ten year old lying on the bed" He leaned forward the glanced around "One night the ten year old fell asleep beside me on the sofa, I was able to open her topp, well jasus John, the sight of a ten year olds little titties, I couldn't help it, I jerked off beside her, best jerk off I ever had. Sure you'd need to be a saint not to touch them. Aye John, I know exactly what you're going through" he nodded knowingly "Ohh and Preteens have another quality!" "Oh really, er...what?" I enquired He drank the last of his Guinness "Well a friend of mine, his name is Bartholomew Johnson" "Jeeze, a mouthful" I replied "Aye it is, that's why we all call him BJ" He grinned "Well BJ was about fifty seven or eight at the time, and he was complaining that his dick wasn't working anymore, you know with thirty or forty year old women. I advised him to come on a little trip with me, to try out some girls of the younger variety. Well at first he didn't want to, he'd never even seen a preteen naked. I eventually convinced him that it would be great. Anyway off we went to a certain European country...er ...that shall remain nameless for the time being. I knew a chap out there that would set us up. Well long story short, I hooked up BJ with a pretty little ten year old. I went back to the hotel and met him later that night, guess what he said?" "What?" I eagerly asked "He said at first he wasn't sure if it would work, His dick was limp as he walked back to the hotel with the little kid, and he figured it was going to be a total waste of time. They got into the room, and he watched this gorgeous little ten year old slowly stripping, doing a sexy striptease, then playing with her hairless pussy, well, he dick stood to attention almost immediately, it was like steel, reckoned he could use it as a baseball bat is was so hard" I giggled at the analogy "Shamus that's a picture" "Aye" continued Shamus smiling "He went back to the place every night. He was so exhausted and contented, he fell asleep on the flight home, slept all the way. He told me he'd never had such good sex, said he wanted a lot more, but ran out of money. So you see John, get a pretty little naked young girl, and the old fella will power up every time" he winked grinning, then turned around towards the bar "Where's Charles with our drinks?" Amazed at the story, I asked "She masturbated for him?" "Ohh aye, she did, remember kids love sex as well, that little girl was probable fingering herself every night, she put on a show for old BJ, and his dick almost tore itself through his pants" he laughed "Jasus John lad, there's nothing as sexy as a ten year old masturbating, you've gotta see that, it's amazing, once you've seen it you'll never forget it" he slapped me on the knee winking "Ohh and if you think young girls don't fiddle with their pussies, my cousins kids, the girls that is, all started to play with themselves at six and seven years old, and without any porn or anything. I remember Jack telling me how surprised he was to see his little girls with their hands in their panties, masturbating" he smiled then nudged me, lowering his voice "He said he used to get a huge hard on if his little daughters jerked of on the sofa. He said it was a hell of a job not to pull out his shaft and jerk off at the same time" "But Shamus, what about all this stuff about abuse, and leaving children traumatised" "Rubbish" he replied "Let me tell you John, all the kids we played with were willing partners, we never pressed any one of them. Most of the abuse as you call it rarely happens, most underage sex is within the family, with Mom, Dad, uncles or the like, and remember if your gentle with girls they'll enjoy it just as much as you, the thing is you have to make her think she's the one making the moves, especially in the beginning. Once she realises it's a pleasurable thing to do, she'll be right into it. I've seen six year olds having orgasms, and believe me John that's a beautiful thing to watch, absolutely amazing, give you a hard on that'll last a week. Jasus, I remembering watching a six year old Spanish girl give us a show fingering her pretty little pussy, until she had an orgasm. No we never abused the kids, ohh the powers that be will try to make you think just because a so called underage girl suddenly becomes aware of sex, that somehow its abuse, but it isn't. Listen, you tell me how it's abuse if the girl is enjoying the experience mmm?....and how is it supposed to be abuse if she's fifteen and her birthday is the next day, sure she's can't be abused one day, and not abused the next day, there's no sense to it" "Well, I guess it isn't" "Of course it isn't....it's all malarkey. Here's the thing, if you let mother nature do her thing, females would be having sex naturally at ten and eleven years old. That's the truth, they're having orgasms, masturbating, hell even some of them are already having their periods. It's all balderdash John" he grinned. Then leaned in close. "did you know John, you can legally own child porn in Asia" "Really?" "Ohh aye, no bother, you see the Asian don't see sex as a taboo issue at all. To them it's all mother nature, as long as nobody is hurt, then its all okay. So you can have all the fun you like and not have to worry about anything, great huh" "Yeah" I realised, western society had sex so mixed up, nobody really knew what to think anymore. "Ohh aye, that's why ladyboys and others are not even frowned upon, but here, they are look on like they're from outer space" he grinned Charles returned, griping three glasses. He gently placed the drinks on the table. "Well I suppose Shamus here has filled you in an his adventures in darkest Africa and Europe" I smiled "He has" "Good" replied Charles smiling "See John, we're not the only ones who like them at a certain age" "Seems to be the case" I replied "Shamus, the girls in Africa, they never said anything" "No no, they didn't thank god, I mean why would they, they were making a fortune out of all the UN soldiers. Those kids were on to a good thing, why would they say anything. Besides I think the management of the orphanage were taking a cut, otherwise they would have screamed blue murder, no, I reckon a lot of people knew what was going on, but all were making a quid from the business, besides remember back in those days, all this ballyhoo about underage girls wasn't heard about, it was all up to the kid, if she wanted sex, then all was okay, d'ya see. Today it's all taboo" "Yeah, I think your right Shamus" I replied "Aye, still, we were nervous right enough. I mean can you imagine the hullabaloo if the UN were labelled with" he looked around lowering his voice "child sex" "Yeah" I replied "Not good for their squeaky clean reputation" "Aye, you can say that again" We drank some more beer "Er...Shamus, how did you find the girls in Europe? , I mean you can't just go on holidays and ask a local taxi driver where underage girls are?" "No, can't do that, no no" He chuckled "I used to drive trucks across Europe d'ya see, wanted to explore a little after I finished in the army, I used to drive big 18 wheeler semi-trailers from England down through France Italy Germany and Holland, all over the place. Truckers all know where the best hookers are, and the young ones as well. I discovered that preteens were available in almost every city, it was relatively safe too, because I was always moving d'ya see, I'd have fun with a preteen in Italy, and be in France the next day. Jasus John, it was a grand time, I was young, about your age, and my dick could stay hard for hours, and I'll tell you the bambino's in Italy were pretty sexy little things. One day I met a chap in France, Konrad Marchesi, he was Polish. Well Konrad was a horny twenty year old, he'd screw anything in a skirt, including preteens. We were having a couple of drinks and the conversation got around to girls. I let it slip that I liked young ones. Konrad smiled then said Shamus you have to try this place in Italy, just outside Turin. I was due drive there the next day. Konrad drew a map, and next day off I went" He grinned, then drank down a gulp of Guinness "Ahh" he remarked "grand stuff" "Come on Shamus" I pleaded "What happened?" "Right-o, right-o. Well I found the place, and Jasus what a set up, you'd think it was just a big garage for trucks, but at the back was the bonking shop" He winked grinning "Well anyway I went in and met Angelo, the chap running the place, handed him a couple of hundred bucks, he wheeled in a bunch of girls...er....kids. Well it was the last one that caught my eye. Jasus, she was nine or ten, with long jet black hair, big brown eyes. She was wearing a red evening gown, with a plunge neck front that went down to her navel. But it was kinda see through. I could see her pointy nipples through the material. Well my dick powered up in seconds. I smiled at her, then she smiled. Angelo noticed, brought the girl over an introduced me to Camilla. Well boys all I can say is wow. She was the sexiest little thing I'd ever been with, wow that little kid Camilla could have sex all day and night" "Shamus" I replied "You must have had fun" He grinned "I did lad. In fact I changed my route back from Rome, and called into the same place on the way home. Wasn't disappointed" he said smiling, then swallowing a mouthful of Guinness "Mmmm good times. Let me tell you John, there nothing like a pretty little ten year old, standing stark naked between your legs, rubbing your old fella up and down her chest. You'd cum in a minute " he laughed. "Wow Shamus, I'm jealous, you've had a great life" I replied, getting a hard on picturing the naked Cindy standing between my open legs. "Aye, I can't complain" he smiled "Not too many have seen or played with a lot of delicious little beauties....that's for sure" "Shamus" Charles said "I have something you might be interested in" "Ohh" Shamus put down his Guinness and raised his eyebrows "Do tell" "Well young John has already seen some if the items, however as you're a collector, I thought you might be interested in taking a look" "I would " replied Shamus, sitting forwards on his chair "Where are these items?" Charles smiled "My apartment" "Would tomorrow be all right?" he enquired, rising from his chair "Yes indeed, make it in the morning if that's suitable" "Tomorrow morning, it's a date, see you about ten, if that okay" replied Shamus glancing over towards the entrance "Now gentlemen, I have to be running along, I'm here to meet some friends, and I've just spotted them walking in. Nice to meet you John, good hunting son" he smiled, waved to Charles. Then turned and walked over to the bar. "Wow" I remarked "Great guy, and what and amazing story" "Indeed" replied Charles as he watched Shamus greet several people "He's had an eventful life. He can tell you where preteens are available in Asia, and most of Europe for that matter. I reckon old Shamus there, has been with hundreds if kids over the last thirty years" he smiled I nodded in admiration "So I guess it's `don't judge a book by its cover' because looking at him, you'd never think he was into underage sex" "Indeed" replied Charles "Your right John. Like I said before, there's a lot more of us that your aware of" he suppressed a laugh "Oh you have to get Shamus to tell you some of his adventures, they're hilarious. In fact I've been trying to get him to write a book, he's reluctant obviously, I mean some his experiences you just couldn't write down, at least not these days" "Mmm....seems to be the case" I replied. "Indeed it is" he turned to look at the group Shamus was meeting "Well well " he remarked "Shamus is in prestigious company" I looked over as Shamus greeted two men a and a tall elegant woman "Really?" "Yeas indeed" Charles turned back towards me "See the tall rather elegant pretty blond that's with the group" "Yeah" Charles smiled winking "What?" I replied, suddenly realising what his nod and a wink meant "She's, I mean she is ....er...preteens?" "Indeed old Boy, She loves to have two little boys at the same time, Loves eight and nine year olds" I glanced at the group. "Wow, I'd never guess Charles. I mean she looks, er , what's the word....respectable" "Indeed she does" he replied smiling "Book cover John" "Yeah. But I mean where does she...er...." He smiled "That is miss Ludmila Ukolvich, used to be married to a very wealthy business man someplace up in San Francisco. Marriage appeared great, you know, big house, two kids, parties, selective social scene and all that. Apparently her husband came home from work early one day, only to discovered the pretty Ludmila in bed with her six year old son and four year old daughter. Rumour has it the son was fucking her, and she was eating the daughters pussy. Apparently they were in such ecstasy they didn't notice him, It's said he stood there watching Ludmila getting off while her son merrily pumped away" "Ohh shit" I replied "I guess divorce was after that little episode?" "Yes indeed. Oh she did okay, husband didn't want the scandal. The divorce was quick and quiet, the kids are with the Dad. She has visiting rights, but supervised" "I see, so is she ...er.... into ..er... Charles smiled at me stuttering "Asia, travels out there two or three time a year, she'll have sex every night with preteen boys, or boys and girls. And remember John, at nine their dicks will stay hard for hours, they can, if you will excuse the expression `screw her brains out'. Her appetite for preteens is probably bigger that yours. You should see her collection of movies, quiet impressive. She has a particular leaning towards group sex, loves kiddy gang bangs. Rumour has it, she has organised several orgies with kids" He lifted his glass and gestured towards Shamus and his friends "Ludmila is definitely a player" "Wow, Charles, it's like you said. Don't judge a book by its cover" "Indeed old boy, never a truer word was spoken" the Butterfly Pt 7 Back at work John sat in his office thinking about Shamus and his adventures, he wondered about the wireless internet sites. But several weeks later he still hadn't worked up the courage to drive around and log onto someone's wireless network. He figured that tonight might be a good time to try it, he glanced out his office window. The rain poured down. He smiled `cats and dogs, as they say' The weather would keep people indoors making his little activity even less obvious. Just then the phone rang "Hello" replied John. "John" Charles voice carried over the line "How are you old boy" "I'm good, what can I do for you?" "Can you pop over to my place this evening? I have something you might be interested in" "Sure, is seven okay?" I replied, wondering what he had "See you tonight" replied Charles. John arrived at Charles place just before seven. He eagerly climbed the stairs and buzzed the door. Charles opened it dressed in his paisley dressing gown. "Come in John" he glanced at johns wet jacket "Looks like a wet night" John followed him into the apartment "Well Charles, what news have you got?" Charles smiled "Two things old boy. One, I made some enquiries with the other members of the auction. They don't have any objection to you coming along, as long as you're with me" John rubbed his hands together "Good...and number two" Charles extracted a folded piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to John. John opened the note and frowned "I know this place Charles, it's an industrial area north of the city" "Exactly" smiled Charles "and a perfect place to run a brothel. You can pop over there, there's plenty of parking space, and nobody would really notice a bunch of cars coming and going from an industrial building" "That's great Charles, except I don't use hookers, never have" Charles smiled "I know, you told me before, but this establishment is specialising in...er... paticular types of girls" John looked up from the note "Preteens?" "No no, they are of legal age, but look like preteens. What's the word...er...petite" "I see" grinned John "So they are skinny little titless girls" "Indeed" replied john smiling "a lot are Asian. Thai and Pilipino, Vietnamese, and of course American or more correctly Caucasian. I paid a visit over there earlier this week. I wasn't disappointed, there are a couple of really young looking kids over there, and John, they can are quiet delicious" John looked at the address on the paper "Well well, it looks like I'm going for a drive across town" "Have fun" Charles smiled One hour later John arrived at the industrial area. He glanced at the address 'Unit 77. 5500 parkway drive' He found the place. It was dark apart from a single light over a red door. He drove into the car park, and like Charles had advised, there was plenty of parking space. He walked to the door, padding his pocket to ensure he had the $300 Charles had advised it would cost. He buzzed the door. It was opened by a pretty lady. She smiled "Please come in sir" He followed her into a typical industrial office, then through another door that opened into a really comfortable lounge room with a bar at one end. To his surprise he was the only one there. Thank you rain he said to himself. She led him to a leather couch "Please take a seat, I'll get the girls for you" John was nervous "Okay, thanks" he replied, not really knowing how this all worked A couple of minutes later four small girls walked in. All smiled at him, three were Asian, but the fourth was caucasian, and she was just beautiful. Standing barely four foot tall she was tiny. Her blond hair was tied back in a ponytail, she looked like she was only eleven or twelve. Big blue eyes looked at him. She smiled and John was instantly in love. He called her over. The closer she got the younger she looked. He was delighted. He could see her hard little nipples through the tight lace top she was wearing. Her name was Tiffany, and she was exactly what he was looking for. She sat on his knee and they talked for a couple of minutes. John's dick went instantly hard. She wriggled her little ass, letting him know she could feel his hard shaft. He couldn't wait, and asked her to take him to her room. He took his hand and led him down the hall to a comfortable bedroom with a king-size bed. Tiffany slowly stripped for him. The slight outline of a bikini was visible, where she had suntanned leaving lighter areas around her little titties and pussy. She playfully playing with her pretty hard pink nipples and stroking her hairless little pussy. Johns dick almost tore straight through his jeans She smiled then slowly undressed him. Then they showered, he almost pumped cum as she gently washed his dick. She giggled "Wow John, you have a big dick" Then it was into bed. John was delighted, he'd never had a small little girl like this before apart from the dead drunk Penny. Tiffany was the same size as Cindy Tiffany was great, she sucked him, then he fucked her. Her sexy little body and her pretty face made it almost impossible to keep his dick from exploding, but he wanted to cum on her face. Finally she sucked him until he pushed her head back, and pumped a huge load all over her pretty little face. Tiffany never flinched, just closed her eyes until he had finished. Wow she was great. He would have loved to sleep with the little girl all night, but he could always come back another night. He gazed at the tiny girl. Told her she was beautiful. She asked him to come back to see her again. They showered again, he got her phone number and which days she worked. He told her he would like to see her again. She smiled and said yes. He smiled, left and drove home very contented. When he got home he pulled a beer form the fridge and sat remembering Tiffany. "Wow" he said to himself "She was one beautiful sexy little kid" He grinned. He should be easily able to afford a weekly visit to see her. And maybe there are younger girls there, although it was difficult to see anybody younger looking than Tiffany. John idly wondered if she was legal, geeze maybe she is only eleven or twelve. He grinned, and if she is, I just had great sex with a twelve your old, and I'll probably have more. I gotta thank Charles, this was a good lead. That place has got to be new, there should have been a lot of guys there tonight, instead it was just me. Several months later he was talking to Charles. Charles grinned and nudged John "I hear you are enjoying the pretty little Tiffany?" John looked up surprised "How'd you know" "Those girls talk, you know she likes you, oh and while we're on the subject, I know you like her John, but don't take her home, or out to dinner or anything, its better if you play with her in the brothel. "Why, I was thinking of asking her to sleep over. I wouldn't mind waking up with her" "I know, she's a pretty little thing, however I found out her age" John looked up from his beer "What age is she?" "She just turned sixteen. You've been playing with a fifteen your old. That's why I'm advising you to refrain from taking her home, you don't want to be seen with her. It only takes one bitchy suspicious woman to cause you problems" "Fifteen, I've been screwing a fifteen year old...wow, I had my suspicions but to be honest I didn't ask her. I was just happy to play with her. By the way, which one are you playing with" Charles smiled "Two, I take two of the little Asian girls. Wow John two of those lovelies are great fun to be with, especially when they do lesbian stuff" he leaned in closer to John "and I know one of them is only fourteen, she's sexy as hell. Boy she does stuff, if you know what I mean" he winked "Mum's the word old boy" "Two, wow Charles I might try that one day" John sat back smiling to himself. He was very contended with the pretty little Tiffany. She was fulfilling his desires. "You look like a happy man" remarked Charles "You know Charles. I actually am happy. Playing with little Tiffany has left me feeling contented. I never thought about it before, but now that you mention it, yes I'm happy" Charles smiled "Good" he replied putting down his beer "I noticed that you didn't make any effort to get to the auction" "Shit" John suddenly realised that he had totally forgotten about the auction "I clean forgot all about it. How'd it go?" "Ohh, I guess you could say I was successful" smiled Charles John sat up in his chair "Did you buy some items?" "I did" he grinned "C'mon Charles, don't drag it out, what did you buy?" he asked excitedly He chuckled "I managed to get the two of movies we looked at, and a very nice magazine" he grinned "Yes indeed very nice" "Ohh wow Charles, You've got to let me take a look" then realising it might be presumptuous to assume that he had the right to look at anything Charles had bought "I mean if you don't mind" "Ohh not at all old boy, perhaps next week if you have an hour or two to spare" "Great, thanks Charles, I appreciate it. Ohh by the way did the statue thing sell, you know the kid and the ladyboy?" Charles nodded "Indeed it did, bought by a German fellow, He already has two of the series" "Really, wow. How much did it sell for" enquired John "I mean was our estimate of $20,000 close?" "We were close old boy, just five grand short" smiled Charles "Wow $25,000" "Indeed" replied Charles "A tidy sum. But you have to remember that statue will reappear in four or five years and sell for $30,000" "Wow" Replied John realising he was not even close to the kinds of cash that this industry was throwing around. "Charles" he asked "Yes old boy" "You don't actually buy kiddy porn for ..er...let's say to get off looking at kids, you buy it for investment, right" "Exactly old boy, you see it's a better investment than houses or shares, it's guaranteed to appreciate in value, and the best thing is, it never ages, a kid from the 1970, is the same as a kid today, sex is sex, no matter what year is was produced" he smiled "Its money in the bank old boy, it's just a product that has to be handled with a certain amount of care" "Yeah, I never thought about it before, but considering the amounts of cash that was changing hands at the auction, it is a good investment" "Indeed it is old boy, indeed it is, and of course, it also provides a certain amount of, shall we say pleasure" he sat back smiling Both men laughed. Clinked their classed together "Cheers" they both said in unison "Here's to plenty more in the future" End P.Shapiro