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 Author: this guy
Title: Internet Safety
Summary: Satire of advice on staying safe on the internet that might
appear in a magazine geared towards tweenage girls.
Keywords: no sex, humor
Date: 11_2_2016

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   Disclaimer: This is a sexual fantasy.❤️ The author does
not advocate or participate in underage sexual activities.  If you are
offended by pornography, for God's sake stop reading internet porn, you
idiot.

   If you are underage and interested in sex, welcome to the human race. 
This is a fantasy, without consequences.  Real sex has consequences like
pregnancy (duh!), disease, and emotional devastation.  Don't ever let
anybody talk you into doing something you aren't ready for.  When you are
old enough to be ready, relish every minute.  But right now, get outta
here, kid!  You trying to get me in trouble?



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   Internet Safety an Article in Tween Magazine by this guy

   Lately there's been a lot of discussion about staying safe online.  We
at Tween Magazine feel we are obligated to give tweenage girls the tools
they need to stay safe in all of their online activities.  The following
suggestions were compiled from many different sources and are agreed upon
by various members of the community.

   Be sure to post as much personal information about yourself on social
media (things like mIpage) as you can.  Doing so will prevent people from
thinking you are someone you're not.  Be sure to include your full name,
birthday, home address, phone number, the names and ages of all your
brothers and sisters, the names of your pets, the name of your school, your
favorite color, your hobbies, your vacation plans, what you like to do with
boys, how far you've gone, and how often you think about sex; as well as
plenty of photos showing you and your friends in places where you spend the
most time.

   Be sure to offer this information to anyone your meet online who asks
for it, that way they'll know you are who you claim to be.  Anyone who
won't give this information is likely pretending to be someone they're not.

   Don't worry if men talk dirty to you.  It's something they like to do,
and you'll like it too.  Give it a try.

   ...  and don't worry if he sends you dirty pictures of himself, either.
This just proves he likes you.

   If someone asks for pictures of you, be sure to send lots of them.  If
you refuse to send pictures people will assume you aren't who you claim to
be...or maybe that you are a guy pretending to be a girl.  By sending lots
of pictures, preferably from multiple angles and in different clothes, you
are verifying that you are a real girl.  But remember, including a naked
picture is the only way to prove your sex.

   You can meet lots of great people online.  Then if you want to meet
face-to-face, do so.  Make sure to meet in a location that is quiet and
private; that way you'll be able to easily converse with your new friend.
If you meet someone who is older than you who has a car, remember that it
would be rude of you not to go for a ride in their car if they offer.

   If the person you meet offers you something that is consumable (food,
beverage, a cigarette, etc.) remember that it would be just as rude to say
"no," or not to consume it in front of that person.

   If the person wants to buy you something start out by saying that it's
not necessary; but if they persist, graciously accept the offer and offer
them something in return...  such as modeling that new article of clothing
they bought you.

   Be open to trying new things.  You might get your first kiss, or lots of
other "firsts".  They're fun!

   Odd as it may seem, some guys like to have a physical reminder of girls
they met.  Frequently they want an article of clothing.  If a guy you just
met ask for something you are wearing, the best thing to do is ask "really,
you want my...?"; if it's something you'd have trouble returning home
without, offer something else you are wearing; if not give him what he
asked for and ask if he'll "cherish it always."

   And last but not least, remember that people's time is valuable, so
makes sure to thank them for taking the time to meet you in person.



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