Author: this guy
Title:  I Have... I Will!
Summary: A Tween Reader Quiz about what have you done that's exciting? What do you want to do to show everybody how grown up you are?
Keywords: Tweens, Tweenage Magazine, Quiz
Date: 1_23_2017


Disclaimer: This is a sexual fantasy. The author does not advocate or participate in underage sexual activities. If you are offended by pornography, for God's sake stop reading internet porn, you idiot. If you are underage and interested in sex, welcome to the human race. This is a fantasy, without consequences. Real sex has consequences like pregnancy (duh!), disease, and emotional devastation. Don't ever let anybody talk you into doing something you aren't ready for. When you are old enough to be ready, relish every minute. But right now, get outta here, kid! You trying to get me in trouble?


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I Have... I Will!
A Tween Reader Quiz
by `this guy'

👄	👄	👄	👄	👄	👄	👄
 I have read Tween Magazine ✔
          This is the first issue I've ever read - 0 points	
          Every now and then - 1 point
          When a friend lends me an issue - 2 points
          If my parents buy me an issue - 3 points
          When a new issue comes out - 4 points
          Whenever I get the chance - 5 points
          Everyday - 6 points

I have gone bottomless in public 💖
          I would never do that - 0 points
          I haven't tried it, but I'd like to	 - 1 point
          I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again - 2 points
          I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again - 3 points
          I did, I liked it, and I will do it again - 4 points
          I go bottomless every month - 5 points
          I go bottomless at least once a week - 6 points

I drank so much alcohol I got drunk🍸
          I would never do that - 0 points
          I haven't, but I'd like to - 1 point
          I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again - 2 points
          I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again - 3 points
          I did, I liked it, and I will do it again - 4 points
          I get drunk every week - 5 points
          I get drunk every day - 6 points

I have had sex with a guy without knowing his name💋
          I would never do that - 0 points
          I haven't, but I'd like to - 1 point
          I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again - 2 points
          I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again - 3 points
          I did, I liked it, and I will do it again - 4 points
          I do that every week - 5 points
          I do that every day - 6 points

I have smoked an unfiltered cigarette 🚬
          I would never do something so unhealthy - 0 points
          I haven't, but I'd like to - 1 point
          I did, I didn't like it and I won't do it again - 2 points
          I did, I didn't like it, but I will do it again - 3 points
          I did, I liked it, and I will do it again - 4 points
          I do that every week - 5 points
          I do that every day - 6 points

I have skipped a meal to keep from getting fat🙅
          I would never do that - 0 points
          I haven't, but I will probably do it at some point	 - 1 point
          I did once: I won't do it again -  2 points
          I did once: it sucked, but to stay thin I will do it again - 3 points
          I've done it, staying thin feels good so I'll do it again - 4 points
          I skip a meal every week - 5 points
          I skip a meal every day - 6 points

I have layed in the sun when I already had a sunburn🔥
          I would never do that - 0 points
          What's the point? - 1 point
          I haven't, but I'd like to - 2 points
          I did it once, and I won't do it again - 3 points
          I did it once, it seemed pointless, but I will do it again - 4 points
          I've done it: it was great and I'll do it again - 5 points
          I do every time I get a sunburn - 6 points

I have told fat girls they need to lose weight🐖
          I would never do that - 0 points
          I haven't, but I'd like to - 1 point
          I did: it felt wrong so I won't do it again - 2 points
          I did: it felt wrong, but I will do it again - 3 points
          I did: gotta help the fatties, so I will do it again - 4 points
          I do that every week - 5 points
          I do that every day - 6 points

I have worn high heels to the beach 👠
          I would never do that - 0 points
          Why would anyone do that? - 1 point
          I haven't, but it sounds fun: I'm going to try it - 2 points
          I did, it was hard to walk in the sand: I won't do it again - 3 points
          I did, it was great: I will do it again - 4 points
          I wear high heels everywhere but the beach - 5 points
          I wear high heels everywhere I go - 6 points

I wear underwear🍒
          Everyday - 0 points	
          Whenever I go outside	 - 1 point
          To School - 2 points
          If my parents make me - 3 points
          Only if I'm wearing a skirt or dress	 - 4 points
          When the weather is cold - 5 points
          Never - 6 points

SCORING:
Total number of points:                       			          You're...
0-9 ....................................................... A Pathetic Prude👎
10-19 ................................................... A Little Loser✋
20-29 ................................................... Almost Average👋
30-39 ................................................... Posing as a Partier👏
40-49 ................................................... Extra Exciting👌
50-59 ................................................... A Special Sexpot👍
60 ........................................................ The Truly Terrific Tween Trollope💞

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