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 Thursday, Week 1

   I've got all my stuff here, ready for me, and I'm a little buzzed from
all the rum at the bar.  I didn't see anyone especially great there, so I
made him up - he's a little taller than me and he's got reddish brown hair.
Great shoulders, those strong arms, and his cock is exactly the size of the
dildo I bought for thirty bucks at the sex shop next to the drug store.

   It's there, on the bed, bright yellow.  It's a good inch thick, there
were thicker ones but I knew what I wanted, you gotta be specific when
you're doing what I plan.  Its got a cord running from it, with a control
where the batteries go, fresh Duracells.  It vibrates, three speeds, and it
does this cool belly dancer thing in the middle, and there's big beads or
something that move around inside.  It's ready, all slicked up with KY,
cause the lady at the sex shop said not to use baby oil or anything, like
she saw me two nights ago, fucking my aluminum rod.

   It's there too, I put white hockey tape on one end, so I can hold it,
and KY on the other, still eight inches of silvery metal dick, like I can
get eight inches of that thing inside me.  Fuck if I'm not gonna try,
though.  On a fuckin mission, this girl is.  Horny as hell, this girl is,
too.

   I just got out of the shower and my skin's all fresh and clean, smooth
like it is when you take a hot shower and walk around in the apartment
naked in the cool air.  Skin feels tight, I rub it walking around the bed
and looking at the dildo and the metal bar.  My nipples are like little
rocks already, I must be juiced for this, like a fuckin nympho or
something. Light a candle, shut out the light, and lay down, clean, cold
sheets make me shiver a little.

   I close my eyes and he's there, those are his hands kneading my tits,
not mine, his fingers pulling my pussy hair, his hands spreading my knees.
Play with my pussy lips, gotta get wet, gotta turn it on, and fuck it's
sure taking it's time, but there it is, all warm and wet, and I put a
little KY on it just to speed things up.  I stick a finger in and it's like
I'm fourteen again, bangin myself with one finger, before I found out what
a clit did, and I'm gonna find out what it does now, but first I put the
dildo under me, in the crack of my ass and grind against it against the
mattress, turn it on a little, vibrate 1.

   I'm all hot and bothered now, stroking my clit with my fingers, twisting
my nipples with the other hand, go to vibrate 2, and I can feel the dildo
squirm out from under me, oh, no you fuckin don't, get back there.  Stick
two fingers deep and knead wet pussy lips, I roll on my side and pick the
dildo up, rub the head in my ass, relax, chick, relax!  It hurts a little,
feels good a little more, slipping it into my ass, the quiet buzz, feels
like I should take a shit.  Damn, that's nice, Jason used to fuck me in the
ass, now I got the yellow dick.  The yellow dick feels better, buzzin in my
gut, and it feels even better on three.

   I lay back down and it presses into me, just enjoy that, thick yellow
plastic dick in your ass, Jesus are you sick!  Laugh, baby, anyone else
would.  I squeeze my tits hard, the guy's cock is in my ass, he's reaching
around to grab my tits, he goes down to finger fuck me some more, and it
ain't working, you know its you, girl.  Feels great anyway, this buzzing
thing in my ass and my fingers in my snatch, but I want more, I grab the
metal bar.

   Slip it in, KY is the shit, oh god, oh god oh god!!!  I fucking sobbed
this is so great, I can't believe it, stretched so tight, the yellow dick,
the silver dick, three inches of it only and I can't take any more, and
bang did I just come twice?  Holy Mary mother of god, I can't stand it I
can't I can't I can't, keep pushing, keep pushing.  It hurts, but it feels
so absofuckinlutely fantastic I don't want to stop, six inches of that
fucker in me, my ass is gonna explode, but I find the control and turn the
squirmer on Jesus god...

   Coming again and again, I spit that stuff all over the bed again, I
don't have any quarters for the laundry and why do I give a fuck this is
too much, I don't stop coming, over and over, Christ, I'm crying why the
fuck are you crying, dipshit?  I gotta stop it's too much it hurts it's way
too fuckin much, Jesus, that was something.  Just the dildo in my pussy
now, fuck that metal thing, it's wriggling little beads feel great, fuck
don't touch your clit, woman!  Shit is on fire, I can't believe how great
that was, how great this is, calm little plastic vibrating it's little
belly dance in my pussy, rubbing my legs cause my thighs are all numb, I
can barely breathe.

   Ohhhh, god.  I wrap the sheet around my and I'm shaking, catching my
breath.  Fuck me with a flagpole, who needs men?