Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. XXX-Women Profile 8: Shadowscat (Kitty Pryde), Fecal Nymph/Shitfit (Inya), Anorexia (Ivana) and Potty Girl NOTE: is you just wanna get to the nasty stuff, you can skip the marked-off section that deals with the background and set-up... * * * * * The Premise: XXX-Women After founding the original X-Men, Professor X was often found to be missing or believed to be dead or off on some secret mission he told no-one about. In truth, Professor X was training an entirely different, totally new team of mutants. These mutants he isolated from the others for several reasons. Firstly, he felt this second team was in need of more help than the other team, they had darker histories and were not likely to be accepted by the first team readily. Secondly, he felt that having a backup team was a good idea, in case anything ever happened to one of the teams. He also felt it important to not tell either team about the existence of the other- this way they could not implicate each other in any way and not become a liability to the other should anything unforeseen happen. Finally, the new group was formed entirely of women. Professor X had seen how women were being treated differently, how society was prejudiced against them. He wanted his students to feel equal to anyone, to not have any feeling of being inferior. He could see how Marvel Girl had been subconsciously limiting the use of her powers due to her generally submissive feminine attitude in a group with 4 other men constantly gawking at her and treating her like a "girl". He had considered transferring her to the new group, but did not want anyone to have knowledge of both teams. Professor X started this second team in California. The only other living person who know of the existence of both schools is Moira MacTaggart. This is the story of how the XXX-Women came to be. The founding team was comprised of (in order of recruitment) Miss Morph - a shapeshifter and flesh morpher, Supernova - a beautiful Italian girl with the power to start fires, Ilsa - a tall, strong German girl with the power to cancel out other mutant's powers, Jade - a super-strong and invulnerable but shy she-male and Nervosa - a brooding goth girl with the power to manipulate other people's nervous systems. At one point, Professor X was out of commission (or missing in space or pretending to be dead, etc.) and the two teams, unaware of the other's existence, met and battled one another. This occurred four times. Once before the second X-Men team was formed (around issue 60 or so), once shortly before Marvel Girl became the Dark Phoenix (around issues 120 - 130), once just after Kitty Pryde had joined the team (around issues 140 - 145) and once again after Rogue joined the X-Men (around issues 171 - 173). The first encounter occurred while Professor X was away. The second encounter happened while Professor X was there, but he stayed quiet and observed the outcome, ensuring that no-one got seriously hurt. The third time the XXX-Women had decided they didn't need him. Professor X told his X-Men the truth about the other team and told them to stop them. They failed and the other team escaped, but took Storm and Kitty with them for several months. The final conflict came when they decided to "steal" Rogue, Kitty and Storm (the female members of the X-Men) and failed. Mystique later was off-and-on-again affiliated with the XXX-Women and X-Men, sometimes serving as their leader. At other times, the White Queen has run either of the teams. * * * * * The Characters (only those used in this story): Shadowscat (Kitty Pryde) - Phase-shifting teenage member of the X-Men, Jewish. Fecal Nymph/Shitfit/Gass Lass (Inya) - Acrobatic, grappler, strong, unending supply of shit, uncontrollable gas and shitting (can, to a degree, control type of gas and shit she creates and expels) Anorexia (Ivana) - Snobbish, clean freak super-model, unwilling roommate of Kitty & Inya. Potty Girl (Anna Nicole Smith) - Full-figured former model with a secret life * * * * * Shadowscat (Kitty Pryde) - see "XXX-Women" Profile 1 for her transformation into a shit-slave. *** Inya (Fecal Nymph) - see "The Perils of Greggie-Poo" Chapter 6: "Breaking Up Is Hard To Do" for her origin. Inya and Shadowscat are roommates and lovers - Kitty's insatiable hunger for shit is a perfect match for Inya's uncontrollable, unending supply of shit. Inya and Kitty own a successful gourmet chocalatier shoppe in Manhattan that caters to the rich and snooty. Unknown to them her chocalates are all made from shit! Anal sex produces cream-filled delicacies, or sometimes the cream is icing on top of it. There are fudgecicles and brownies, shit shakes, soft shit icecream, peanut brownies, shit chip cookies, etc. The two have become masters of creating all sorts of shit delights. They charge an arm and a leg for it and have almost no supply costs. Has a punny name with a double entendre which alludes to the true nature of their ingredients. Rich and snooty customers love it, even though it must taste odd at first- they just like having tastes that are at once expensive, exclusive and acquired. They have the health inspector under their finger too (or rather their butts) when she found out what their ingredients really were, they abducted her and taught her to appreciate their products' taste, now she comes regularly for free samples (feedings). A few rich bitches have gotten the same treatment and pay through the nose for direct feedings. They also have some girls recruited to sell them door to door in rich neighborhoods for charities (girl scouts or Brownies?), etc. *** Anorexia (Ivana). Clean freak, supermodel, rich, bitchy, conservative snob. Has a heightened sense of smell, taste, touch, etc. She is a model to women everywhere- they envy her body, wonder what diet she follows in order to maintain the perfect proportions. Little do they know that she has developed (due to the spiteful influence of some mutant she offended) a condition that makes her incapable of digesting anything but waste products- shit, piss, diarrhea, vomit, snot, etc. Everything else she throws back up (which she is used to- she is very thin and was and still is bulimic). Without the waste for food, she will starve and die. In addition to restoring her energy and health, waste products also greatly enhance her mutant abilities. She is kept on a leash and used as a tracker. She often throws up because she is often gorged with shit to the point of bursting- she is the extremely unwilling roommate of Fecal Nymph, Potty Girl and Kitty Pryde. The only shit she cannot digest is her own- which is extremely nasty, pasty, dark and strong. They make her eat all her own shit (which is rare) anyway. *** Potty Girl (Anna Nicole Smith) Loves shit, is a total shit slut, chows it down, lives in total filth with Kitty, Inya and Anorexia. Loves to sit on Anorexia's face and shit down her throat. Has made Anorexia her personal slave.