SALLY THE SIZE QUEEN

Sally's been a size queen
Since she was just eighteen
The girls at school found at about it
Treated her real mean

But she didn't give a fuck
And, you see, she was in luck!
Because she stood by who she was
She had more cocks to suck

She knew the spoiled daddy's girls
Who went to her school
Talked in secret 'bout her
But she just kept her cool

Because she knew that they
Became mere jealous haters
When she got gangbanged, as she'd say,
"By men with cocks like satyrs"

But she finally did get sick
Of people being dicks
When bitches made public fun of 
Her love of giant pricks

She screamed, and punched and kicked
And beat those bitches up
And one man saw her doing it, and he fell in love

He said: "That's the bravest thing
I've seen, and I'd be keen
To help you in your quest to sin
And be a real size queen"

He said: "I have three friends
Who'll help with your with sins
We have cocks more enormous
Than all the other men"

And she let them fuck her
Danced naked for them first
Showed tits, ass and pussy
Which filled them all with mirth

And then did start the blowjobs
While she jerked the others off
But she had to pause just once to say,
"This is great, don't let me stop!"

They fucked her from behind
And let her ride their cocks
While others jammed themselves
Down her throat as she sucked with glee


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DIANA THE DIDDLER

Diana the Diddler
likes to fuck young boys
and really loves to fondle them
and make them all her toys

When she gets molesty
she likes to rub her clit
while she watches all her boy toys
jerk off onto her tits

Or sometimes she might diddle them
jerk 'em, two at once
And knows soon they will call her,
"The Queen of Buttsex Sluts" 

The cops know that Diana's
One disgusting human being
And a victimizing pervert; 
The woman's just obscene!

Cops say when asked about her,
"Well, I ain't gonna lie:
like all the pedos in the world
this bitch deserves to die"

But before that happens
she's gonna' have some fun
and fiddle with some boy penis
and try to make it cum

She loves it when penises
Are too young and real tiny:
She likes to rub 'em on her face
And shove 'em up her hinny

On selecting victims: 
"His cum will only spout
If when I blow him I can fit 
His whole package in my mouth!"

Diana the Diddler
likes to fuck young boys
and really loves to fondle them
and make them all her toys


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MINNIE THE MOONER

When Minnie the Mooner
Drops trou to show her ass
It makes her need to masturbate
With a dildo made of glass

If you do not mind
And if it's no big hassle
She'd really like you to whack off
While she shows you her asshole

She's an exhibitionist
That is plain to see
Says, "I just want to make public
The most private parts of me!

It makes me fuckin' horny 
As I'll ever hope to get
It makes my clitty all erect
And pussy sopping wet!"

Her shrink asked her specifically,
"Why must you show your ass?"
She said, "I really do not know
But this is my best guess:

I want to fuck a macho man
Tough guys are fuckin' hot!
And I love a man in uniform
With muscles firm and taught

So I hope a policeman sees me  
And stops to call me, "Slut!"
And spanks me with his billy club
And rams it up my butt!" 

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FELICE FELLATIO


Oh! Felice Fellatio!
Where do you get your kicks?
"At a porn booth with a gloryhole
Where I turn lotsa' tricks."

Oh! Felice Fellatio!
She sucks and blows and licks
Sometimes she'll even take a cock
And stick it 'twixt her tits

Oh! Felice Fellatio!
What'cha love? What makes ya' tick?
"I finger assholes while I suck 
It's always a big hit."

Oh! Felice Fellatio!
Pervy, dirty and sick
She'll slob your knob and slather it
In drool until it's slick 

Oh! Felice Fellatio!
Do you swallow? Does you spit?
"I always love to taste some sperm
When I suck off a dick!"

Oh! Felice Fellatio!
Loves suckin' on hard pricks
And likes when men skeet on her face
Who're shaved and cut and thick

So if you want a blow job
You know just who to pick
Cry, "Oh! Felice Fellatio!
Oh won't you suck my dick?!"

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