SALLY THE SIZE QUEEN Sally's been a size queen Since she was just eighteen The girls at school found at about it Treated her real mean But she didn't give a fuck And, you see, she was in luck! Because she stood by who she was She had more cocks to suck She knew the spoiled daddy's girls Who went to her school Talked in secret 'bout her But she just kept her cool Because she knew that they Became mere jealous haters When she got gangbanged, as she'd say, "By men with cocks like satyrs" But she finally did get sick Of people being dicks When bitches made public fun of Her love of giant pricks She screamed, and punched and kicked And beat those bitches up And one man saw her doing it, and he fell in love He said: "That's the bravest thing I've seen, and I'd be keen To help you in your quest to sin And be a real size queen" He said: "I have three friends Who'll help with your with sins We have cocks more enormous Than all the other men" And she let them fuck her Danced naked for them first Showed tits, ass and pussy Which filled them all with mirth And then did start the blowjobs While she jerked the others off But she had to pause just once to say, "This is great, don't let me stop!" They fucked her from behind And let her ride their cocks While others jammed themselves Down her throat as she sucked with glee ------------------------ DIANA THE DIDDLER Diana the Diddler likes to fuck young boys and really loves to fondle them and make them all her toys When she gets molesty she likes to rub her clit while she watches all her boy toys jerk off onto her tits Or sometimes she might diddle them jerk 'em, two at once And knows soon they will call her, "The Queen of Buttsex Sluts" The cops know that Diana's One disgusting human being And a victimizing pervert; The woman's just obscene! Cops say when asked about her, "Well, I ain't gonna lie: like all the pedos in the world this bitch deserves to die" But before that happens she's gonna' have some fun and fiddle with some boy penis and try to make it cum She loves it when penises Are too young and real tiny: She likes to rub 'em on her face And shove 'em up her hinny On selecting victims: "His cum will only spout If when I blow him I can fit His whole package in my mouth!" Diana the Diddler likes to fuck young boys and really loves to fondle them and make them all her toys --------------------------- MINNIE THE MOONER When Minnie the Mooner Drops trou to show her ass It makes her need to masturbate With a dildo made of glass If you do not mind And if it's no big hassle She'd really like you to whack off While she shows you her asshole She's an exhibitionist That is plain to see Says, "I just want to make public The most private parts of me! It makes me fuckin' horny As I'll ever hope to get It makes my clitty all erect And pussy sopping wet!" Her shrink asked her specifically, "Why must you show your ass?" She said, "I really do not know But this is my best guess: I want to fuck a macho man Tough guys are fuckin' hot! And I love a man in uniform With muscles firm and taught So I hope a policeman sees me And stops to call me, "Slut!" And spanks me with his billy club And rams it up my butt!" --------------------- FELICE FELLATIO Oh! Felice Fellatio! Where do you get your kicks? "At a porn booth with a gloryhole Where I turn lotsa' tricks." Oh! Felice Fellatio! She sucks and blows and licks Sometimes she'll even take a cock And stick it 'twixt her tits Oh! Felice Fellatio! What'cha love? What makes ya' tick? "I finger assholes while I suck It's always a big hit." Oh! Felice Fellatio! Pervy, dirty and sick She'll slob your knob and slather it In drool until it's slick Oh! Felice Fellatio! Do you swallow? Does you spit? "I always love to taste some sperm When I suck off a dick!" Oh! Felice Fellatio! Loves suckin' on hard pricks And likes when men skeet on her face Who're shaved and cut and thick So if you want a blow job You know just who to pick Cry, "Oh! Felice Fellatio! Oh won't you suck my dick?!" ----------------------