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   Wanna Cyber?





   Hi my name is Eric and I'm 24 and here's the story of when I met a girl
and had the best sex I've ever had (and the only up to now).

   I was a computer programmer who in my spare time fixed computers for
friends, I never really got much action except a thank you from the girls
who's computers I fixed.

   Too be honest I'm a normal looking guy, I'm neither handsome nor ugly
but it was my confidence that stopped me getting what I wanted.  Even my
boss notices this and makes me do his work, which is presented, to the boss
of my boss.

   It was Friday night and yet again I was lonely for the hours of darkness
until my best and only friend, Frank had decided we were going out on the
pull.  We were to wear a buttoned shirt, which we wore to work but this
time we had to remove the pens from the breast pocket.

   Let me tell you a bit about Frank, he's not a good programmer or good at
computers for that matter.  He's essentially the contradictory version of
me and he's bedded more women than programs I've made and that's a lot.

   So we went to the club in town called "The Costa", it was relatively new
and we had to avoid the last club we went to due to an excruciating scene.
I was about to pull this girl until her ex-boyfriend comes along and smacks
me in the gob and hence being barred.  It would have been a longer story
but it's too painful to remember.

   We enter and the strobe lights are everywhere, in the corner was a man
having a seizure due to the flashing lights.  There was music throbbing
through the walls and had a huge congregation of populace.  This club was
hardcore indeed and I had the choice of many wenches.

   Frank and me decided to split up and see how many people we can pull in
an hour, we were to meet up at the bar.

   I wandered about looking for people that would share the same interests
as me and hopefully get in their pants.

   The first girl that came up to me seemed attracted to me, and asked what
I did.  I kind of stuttered and reached into my pocket to receive a
Polaroid.

   "Here's a picture of my servers," I said.  Needless to say she just
laughed and walked away.

   A second girl came up to me and started to talk to me.  I simply
responded with "HAI IMMA MASTUR OV L33T SP34K, WUT KHAN J00 DO" I said out
of pure fear of the opposite sex.  She backed away slowly and ran like the
wind.

   Then there was a final girl that I had approached myself (thank god) I
tapped her on the shoulder, she turned around and she was the most
beautiful girl I had ever seen.  She had sunning blue eyes and glimmering
dark brown hair.

   "Can I help you?" She uttered.  I had stammered a little and said one
thing that could of ruined my chances with her forever.

   "Wanna Cyber?" I said, and then I braced myself for an embarrassment of
a lifetime even worse than the first girl.  She did something unbelievable
and grabbed my hand.

   "Let's go," she whispered as she led me out the club and into the
nearest taxi.  We were making out like a couple of teenagers on the ride
home we went back to my house and we were kissing all the way to the
bedroom.

   She was on her knees unlatching my pants; she was successful in doing so
and I was naked waist down.  She grasped my hard drive and began to lick
the tip of my disc.  After a while she took the whole thing in her mouth,
as it was only a 20GB capacity.

   She began strip off her casing to reveal her motherboard, I could see
her AGP slot and her ram and it was to die for.  My flaccid CD Drive's tray
whirled out.

   She straddled me and I thrust my Ethernet cable into her modem, the RJ45
was already in her but I had to get the rest of the cable in.  She was in
ecstasy; I could see it in her dual screen monitors.  Since it was my first
time I was going a little fast, faster than 3.2 GHz in fact.

   She was about to have a memory overload and I could tell as there was a
loud noise coming out her speakers.  I clutched her by the mouse, as she
was about to stand by.  I knew how to push her buttons, I was about to
execute and in caps lock I shouted.

   I looked over at the web cam and wondered if we could of print screened
it but alas it was too late and the girl has shutdown from so much
pleasure. After a while I tried to ctrl + alt + del her, she had awoken.

   Her OS never crashed during intercourse; I had to upgrade my OS after
this.

   As we lay in bed she had said one thing that I'll always remember:
   "Who says there aren't girls on the internet?"