Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. If you by any chance like this story then email me on SandW3507@googlemail.com Something Smells Fishy ---------------------- The bubbles protruded out of my koi carp's mouth, making little `O's with each bubble. This fish was my pride and joy of the fish shows; it was naturally the best fish ever. Maybe that was a little big headed but I loved this fish more than my girlfriend. My girlfriend was constantly tired of me ogling my fish, that bitch should know that this fish had paid for our dates from fish shows. I bet you didn't believe fish shows actually existed. Enough about my wonderful fish, lets talk about me. I'm a 17-year-old lad from Liverpool named Jeremy. My hobbies are swimming and feeding my fish, I also loved to fuck my girlfriend like a fish. For those not in the know fish reproduce by ejaculating and let the sperm find a suitable target. Needless to say my girlfriend was not satisfied especially when I tried to find her gills. So lets talk about my fish and the day that it died, it was my fault the fish died but here's the story. I was stroking my fish, getting my hands wet from the aqua that day. I wondered what it would be like to hold the fish. I picked it out of the water and caressed it. Then I kissed its fishy lips, I wanted to be one with the fish I loved. I unzipped my jeans and exposed my 3 inch erect penis, I grabbed opened the jaws of the carp and got it to suck me off. "Ah ah ah...oh yeah...IM CUMMING," after a grand total of 30 seconds I jizzed in it and watched the semen come out of it's eyes as tears. Afterwards I used the fish to wipe my cock and out of amazement it was still alive so I popped it back in the pond. * * * * * The next hour I had decided to go even further with the fish. This time I removed all my clothing and retrieved the fish from the pond, butt naked and went back into the house. I searched for a hole in the fish and I found a tight spot, which I fingered a little. I was getting hard when I saw the fish make little `O's with it's mouth which must of meant it was getting excited or it couldn't breathe. So I dry humped the little hole which I had found until the tight area actually opened and accepted my penis. "UGH YEAH THAT'S FUCKING GREAT...TAKE ME NOW...FUCK YEAH," this had been the longest I had gone without coming ever which meant that the fish and me were meant to be one. The fish had died during sexual intercourse, probably because it was in ecstasy. I was still humping the fish nonetheless. "AW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!" I ejaculated inside the fish with an incredible amount of jizz, which caused the fish to explode in a shower of blood, guts and semen. After that day I was sad that I could never feel the same way over another fish. My girlfriend finally cheated on me with a guy with a bigger dick. However I do not regret any of it.