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How to become a sex deviant
Today I have an important mission. I'm here to educate our young
people on the virtues of virginity. Take me, for instance. I'm a 40-year-
old total virgin. You might wonder what the modifier "total" means. It
means I have never kissed, hugged, or held hands with anybody, let alone
done any of the "heavier" stuff.
Of course now and then I was required to kiss my parents or my
grandparents, but I don't count that.
Here's some more about myself: I have never smoked, drank, or used
drugs of any kind. I haven't even sniffed glue or smoked pot, although pot
was very freely available in the 1970's, when I was in high school.
So how have I turned out? Let's see...
I have no job. I have basically been unemployed my entire life. I
have the distinction of having been unable to obtain employment at
McDonald's (twice), and as a cab driver (for Yellow cab).
I vote. If you seem to be a pervert, pedophile, or some other sort of
deviant, I'll vote for you. I vote in every election since I figure, in low
turnout elections, I might get lucky and elect a sex offender governor.
I'm an atheist, so I don't go to church. But, as luck would have it, I
was required by my parents to attend church every week for the first 25
years of my life.
I have the largest self-created sex story site on the Internet, which
you can visit at: ftp://ftp.asstr.org/pub/Authors/Roller/. It includes
stories of 13-year-old girls having sex, since that is in fact the age at
which normal white girls have been having sex in our society since the
1960's. (For more information on the age at which girls have sex, read my
previous column about the PBS program Frontline.)
So, children, it is important for you to remain a virgin, since I would
like to see the entire world consist of atheist perverts like me. Please,
kids, don't have sex! Look what happened to the yuppies. They all had sex,
took drugs, and invented rock and roll. Today they're stuck being married,
working, paying taxes, and going to church. Who wants to be a boob like
that? Stay a virgin and become the Internet's foremost sex pervert, like
me!
As the Roger Ebert of little girls in films, I am today offering up a
list of all the little girls I have written about so far. This will hopefully
be of benefit to agents and movie producers, who will make more movies
featuring cute little girls.
First up is Katherine Heigl. My God! What a cute 14-year-old girl
she is! In My Father, the Hero she is poised exactly between being a child
and a teen. Don't miss this luscious girl. The plot of My Father the Hero is
that she tells everyone that her father is her boyfriend. If you tweak the
resulting storyline just a little you can imagine that she is, in fact, the
adolescent girlfriend of an older man. In my opinion, this film is the real
Lolita! Never mind that dumb re-make of Lolita that was made several
years back. That Lolita girl was too old, and the relationship between her
and her lover ultimately soured. But in My Father the Hero, Katherine Heigl
and Gerard Depardieu (her father) make the perfect couple, and stay
friends to the very end.
While Katherine Heigl is lovely, at 14 it's unlikely that she's a real-
life virgin. And the purpose of this column is to report primarily on cute
little girls who are in fact virgins, which means girls like Katie Stuart
and Emily Lipoma. They're Frog and Wombat, from the movie of the same
name. These two girls are in elementary school. They start to have
suspicions about their school principal and decide to investigate him. In
the process, Katie Stuart winds up being gagged, bound, and kidnapped.
Then there's Ariel Mara, in the movie Hide N' Seek. This girl is
younger than Frog and Wombat, being about 9-years-old. Hide N' Seek is a
movie, believe it or not, about lesbians. Ariel Mara's friend is gradually
becoming a lesbian, and she feels pulled between her and a heterosexual
girl.
Although she's way too old for this column, I can't help but mention
Ewa Aulin. She's Candy, in a 1960's film of the same name. I've only seen
the latter half of this movie, but I can say that it pretty much sums up my
mental makeup. First there's the wild plot, which involves endless
numbers of older men trying to fuck Candy, who's still a "little girl" in
high school. Then there's the music, by The Byrds and Steppenwolf. Next
there's the references to hippies, free love, and drug use. Yes, even if I
didn't get to participate in the 1960's, I did manage to imbibe the ideology.
Perhaps it's the case that the people who actually get to do that stuff
pass through it, while those of us who were "protected" wind up as True
Believers. You might say that's my program for America: unlimited free
drugs, unlimited sex with anyone (or animal) of any age, and unlimited
pornography, with the possible exception of "snuff" films. Vote for me and
you can have all the drugs, sex, and porn you like! Hopefully Ewa Aulin has
a daughter (or granddaughter) by now, and she's as pretty as her mother. If
that's the case, somebody should put her in a movie. Maybe they can make
Candy 2, the sex, drugs, and rock sequel.
Getting back to contemporary girls on T.V., there's Ashlie Brillault.
She plays Kate in the T.V. show Lizzie McGuire. As you might have guessed
by now, I use the term "little girl" rather expansively, for the purpose of
drawing in readers. At 13, Ashlie Brillault isn't actually a little girl (at
least to me). It's doubtful that she's even a virgin, which would normally
disqualify her for this column if I had more elementary school girls to
write about. But since she's cute, young, and blonde, and since the society
at large doesn't approve of a 40-year-old man like me lusting over her, I
include her.
A girl that definitely qualifies for this column is Carrie Mullan.
She's Lucy in Hideous Kinky. Since she's only 5-years-old in this movie,
and it's of a fairly recent vintage, it's likely that she's still a virgin,
which means she still qualifies for being in my column if she stars in
future films. In Hideous Kinky she's notable for her big, glowing eyes
(always a plus with me) and her authentic little girl nature, right down to
shots of her asleep in white panties sucking her thumb.
Another girl that's still a bona-fide virgin, and potentially available
for future film work (and mention in this column), is Mankind's daughter.
He's a wrestler, and you can see his 4-year-old daughter in the film
Beyond the Mat. Her favorite word is "nipple" and yes, there is a shot of
her in white panties.
Ten years ago I was watching the Playboy channel and writing about
nude women. But now I've reformed. I watch children's movies and T.V.
shows and write about little girls! Hopefully there will be many more
columns like this one, featuring primarily girls who are virgins, plus the
occasional non-virgin 13 or 14-year-old. Although I did mention other
little girls in other columns, the ones listed above are those who are in
fact still girls, and still available for future film work as girls. My
apologies if I left anybody out. If you're a young beautiful starlet, and
need publicity, don't hesitate to contact me. A quick nap in my bedroom
will ensure that I remember to mention you.
AND IN THE END...
"These [13-year-old middle class white] girls were not just having
regular intercourse, they were having every kind of possible sexual act
that you could do."
- Cynthia Noel, R.N., Rockdale County Pubic Health Department,
Frontline, PBS, episode #1804, The Lost Children of Rockdale County.
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