--------------------------------------------------------- CLINTON APOLOGIZES (again!) ÒIÕm sorry, mommie, even though IÕm not. And I promise never to do it again, even though I probably will. And I would never have told the truth to the American people, except I got caught. And please forgive me, even though IÕve never forgiven anyone and have taken every opportunity to condemn my fellow man for the purpose of political gain. ÒAnd, furthermore, Ken Starr probably doesnÕt even have a penis, so whoÕs he to talk anyway?Ó --------------------------------------------------------- Copyright 2001 by Andrew Roller.