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                            holy joeÕs advice for young girls


         I know you girls are told by your mothers, ÒBeware of men, and donÕt 
pose in those awful menÕs magazines.Ó  Well, all I can say is, ÒPlease do!Ó  
Take Claire Cass, for instance.  She was a nude model in Mayfair.  Recently 
I saw a photo of another girl, a fashion model, and I was struck by how 
much she looked like Claire.  Perhaps it is Claire, for all I know, but it 
probably isnÕt.  ItÕs quite rare for menÕs magazine models to go on to 
fashion photography, from what I understand.
         So I suppose Claire (whose breasts arenÕt that big, small breasts 
apparently being a requirement of fashion modelling) could have been a 
runway girl.  Thank God she wasnÕt.  THANK YOU, Claire, for choosing to 
bare your ass and even your asshole in menÕs magazines, instead of being a 
clothed fashion model.  I have enjoyed hours of much-needed masturbatory 
relief thanks to your decision, especially since I like young girls and you 
are one of the youngest-looking girls ever to pose in a menÕs magazine.  
Thank you for being a lascivious sex pin-up instead of a fashion model.  My 
balls thank you, my dick thanks you.
         So please, girls, when your mother tells you not to pose nude, IGNORE 
her!  Us guys NEED to see you naked, doing all sorts of wonderfully 
creative and lascivious things.  Serving drinks naked, serving dildos naked, 
getting things stuck up your ass and generally being naughty (while being 
young and innocent at the same time)!  I donÕt know anything about how the 
porn business works but assuming you can find a photographer you trust, 
strip for him, play around for him, and then let me see those photos too!  
Some day at 3 a.m. (or 3 p.m. for that matter) I will be VERY grateful for 
the fact that you disobeyed your mother.

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Copyright 2001 by Andrew Roller.