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                               my ass is open for business


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(she said)


                              Advantages of being a Nerd


1.  You donÕt have to worry about going out.  Just subscribe to Tight 
magazine and the girls come to you.
2.  There is no Òhoney, I have a headacheÓ or ÒIÕd rather play on the 
playground.Ó  The girls are open and ready whenever you are.
3.  There are no Òsecond thoughts,Ó after the fact.  You can go watch t.v. 
when youÕre done and the girls will sit quietly on your bookshelf.
4.  You can cum 10 times a day.
5.  If you handle the magazines carefully you can sell the girls and get new 
ones whenever you want.

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Copyright 2001 by Andrew Roller.