--------------------------------------------------------


                        Survey shows most authors are perverts


	New York - Matt Sludge here.  A survey conducted by my staff has 
revealed that most Internet sex authors are perverts.
	ÒIt makes sense,Ó social commentator Lillian Healthwell told me.  
ÒWho is going to write sex stories?  Not a normal person.  She or he is too 
busy having sex.  So instead perverts write it.  Gays, transvestites, 
pedophiles, people like that.Ó
	ÒThis will become our national heritage,Ó librarian Boswell Torque 
told me.  ÒIn the future, all literature will be read on computers, accessed 
from the Internet.  And what people will mostly get is this sort of thing.Ó  
He pointed to his computer.  Lurid text glowed on the screen.  ÒThereÕs 
just so much of it!  And every day more is written, by all the repressed 
sexual minorities.Ó
	A politician, shown the poll, agreed there was only one way to stop 
the flood of porn.  ÒSome day we may have to let gays out of the closet,Ó 
he told me.  ÒAnd pedophiles out of the toy closet.Ó

--------------------------------------------------------

Copyright 2001 by Andrew Roller.