ÒAh, a perfect stool,Ó the redhead announced.  People gathered round 
me.  There was a murmuring.  Cocks were fondled.  Dresses were upraised 
and pussies sought.  ÒGood, good,Ó the redhead told me.  I heard a snip.  A 
branch was passed to her from a nearby tree.  It was a birch branch, newly 
budded.  I did not like that.  It scared me.  I urged my bowels to expel the 
turds faster.  Plop!  Plop!  Two more.  I felt grateful.  I thanked myself for 
eating just the right amount of granolas.  Enough to actually go, when 
needed, here in the garden; not so many as to embarrass myself.  I had not 
planned it.  I had prayed.  God had answered.
         Hoping to avoid the birch, I knelt again.  I felt a last tardy turd make 
its way down my passage.  I spread my knees on the grass.  I forced it out.  
Then, lickety-split, I headed across the grass.  My leash trailed out behind 
me and dragged along, loosely.  I was a loose doggie.  Someone would have 
to catch me.
         I spied a sprinkler.  Yes!  God was with me tonight, despite my 
immense sinfulness.  I drew the leash into a coil in front of me.  I turned 
around.  I backed into the sprinkler.  I felt a rush of terrible excitement as 
I gasped at the icy sprinkler water spritzing onto my behind.  I was 
douching myself, right here, at the garden party!  In front of two dozen 
people, elegant strangers.  I giggled.  It was too silly to be true.  Yet I was 
doing it!  I wagged my hiney in the cooling chill of the prickling sprinkler.  
My lovely hair tumbled over my face, still dry, my boobies hanging dry and 
bare beneath me.  Only my bottom was wet.  I kept my legs apart, trying to 
aim the spray just where it was needed.  I was fortunate.  It was 
reasonably well-directed.
         ÒShe is beautiful beyond belief,Ó a woman said of me, coming up.  
They all gathered around me.  A few stole away, in the distance, to 
undress more fully.  They were unable to wait any longer.  Could I wait?  I 
gazed up at the gorgeous cocks arrayed over my head.  I licked my lips.  
Instantly I knew it was a mistake, for they all interpreted it as an 
invitation.
         The birch was passed forward.  The woman took it, the one who had 
so recently complimented me.  She had long blonde hair pinned up in a bun, 
a few strands hanging down.  She was still in her fancy gown, a true Lady 
welcome at any ball.  ÒBad dog!Ó she said.  She brought the birch firmly 
down on my rump.  I cried out.  I did not want this!
         I looked up at Cybil pleadingly.  My bottom, bitter-stung, bounced 
behind me.  My mouth hung open, agape.  My bosoms bounced their nipples 
above the grass.  ÒIt must be so,Ó Cybil said sweetly, courteously.  ÒThe 
price must be paid.Ó
         ÒBad doggie!Ó the blonde said again.  Her hair was whitish-blonde.  
Her face was delicate.  Her tits bulged out above the confines of her low 
cut gown.  Swiftly she brought the birch down again.  I yelped.  Like a 
doggie I yelped.  My bottom stung all over.  I felt as if IÕd backed into a 
rosebush.  Tears brimmed in my eyes.  I had backed into a beeÕs nest, thatÕs 
what!  A whole swarm of them!
         A few extra strands were free now of the blondeÕs pinned-up bun.  A 
nipple popped free of her dress, stiff from her exertions.  My eyes met 
hers.  We were two blondes together.  Gentlemen prefer blondes, donÕt 
they?  She preferred me with a sore hiney.
         ÒBad, bad, doggie!Ó the blonde admonished again, giving me a third.  I 
bolted under the blow.  I ran, crawling, dashing on my knees across the 
grass.  The people laughed.  They made way for me with my swinging tits.  
My ass churned through the cool night air, red-speckled from the birch.  I 
heard someone shout that I should be greased down and made into a pig.
         My leash was caught.  Alas, the curse of every household pet!  The 
blonde came forward.  I cowered.  I could not take any more.  She smiled at 
me.  There was a communion between us.  I realized she might have played 
this game, months before, last summer perhaps.  ÒOne more,Ó she said to 
me.  Her eyes were bright.  She reminded me of a blonde on MTV, a game 
show host.  I saw her naughtiness.  Her silken hair was tousled.  Strands 
hung freely down around her eyes, her ears.  Her nipples had wiggled free 
of her dress, both of them, though her bosoms were still firmly gripped by 
the dress farther down.  They looked like half-birthed babies.  Twins.
         ÒThatÕs it,Ó the blonde said to me.  With awful fright I raised my 
bottom up for her.  My legs shook.  I knew this one would be the worst.  I 
could guess it in her eyes.  ÒYes,Ó she breathed.  She waited, savoring the 
wicked blow.
         ÒOh, please get it over with!Ó I begged.  My hiney was high, too high, 
high as the clouds, scorched by the sun, though it had long since set.  The 
yardlights illuminated my distress.  My bosoms quavered beneath me, full 
and round and pendant.  I sank forward on my shoulders.  I could not bear 
it, no!  But I kept my bottom high.  My breasts touched, pressed into the 
grass.  
         WHACK!  Deep-impressing the birch came then.  I felt it swoop under 
me, scooping me up, lifting my hiney high as the moon.  
         ÒAughgghgh!Ó I cried out like a banshee.  The buds had bitten me, my 
poor soft hiney, even my cunt!  I wailed out my unbelievable, unending pain.  
Oscillating, grinding, my cheeks clenching for dear life, desperate, I 
worked my ass.  The people laughed.  They did not care.  They enjoyed my 
display.  And then I felt it.  A dozen pricks spouted right onto my burning 
bottom.  It was like the sprinkler again, except the seed was hot, blazing, 
like my beet-red ass.
         Suddenly I pressed my face to the grass and abandoned all my 
principles.  I knew what Cybil meant, suddenly, thrusting my hands back.  I 
found my cunt, fingered it.  In between the burning pricks where the birch 
had struck I found my clit.  It was unharmed.  The blonde was either a very 
good aim, or I was very lucky, for I had been fully budded when she struck.  
Gently I massaged my spot, but with passion, yes, feeling it upon my 
seeking fingertips, loving it.  My bottom ground on, spermed, wet, flaming 
flames of strawberries and cream.  
         Never would I have done this, never!  Upreared, my face and shoulders 
thrust into the padded grass, I rubbed myself to orgasm.  Two dozen eyes 
watched, four dozen!  I could not keep track of my surroundings anymore.  
Crying out my pain, my pleasure, I worked myself to bliss, again!  Again!  
And yet again, in throes of untold dreams and nightmares on the dewy 
grass.  
         At last I was finished.  I was a mess.  There was no question.  My 
bottom burned, my cunt was bitten, my breasts had ground their nipples 
into the earth.  My hair and makeup were beyond repair.  Quietly, almost as 
an afterthought, I peed out a new tribute on the earth.  I felt Cybil nudging 
me with her toe.  
         ÒGet up, darling,Ó she said.  I turned my face to her.  I had grass 
stains on my cheeks.  She saw me wide-mouthed, my tongue lolling on my 
lower lip, smiled.  ÒYou are virgin yet.  I have hardly begun with you,Ó she 
said.  I gulped.  I could take no more of this.  ÒCome, we must treat your 
bottom,Ó she said to me.  ÒAll play and no rest would make for a very worn 
out wench indeed.Ó
         Unsteadily I rose.  She bent, lifted me.  Amidst my bedraggled hair I 
surveyed the scene around me now.  Couples sprawled upon the grass, or on 
blankets hastily thrown down, imitating me in my so-recent cries.  Men 
fucked women deeply, women worked their bottoms, elevated their cunts 
in quick successions.  All was as if in Hell, except there were no tortures.  
Just wild, unceasing fucking.  The tribute that the men had paid had not 
finalized the night.  In my wild buckings they had gained new strength, 
watching me.  With cries and grunts echoing in my ears Cybil took my 
hand, led me away.  In the distance I saw the blonde, receiving her due.  
Ah, yes!  The redhead had the birch now, it looked worn down.  Valiantly 
she struck the blonde with it, besmirching her bottom, making her sob, as 
the blonde herself sucked greedily on a manÕs cock.  So she received her 
due also.  Good.  I found myself impulsive, suddenly.  I broke from Cybil and 
ran to where the redhead stood.  I grabbed the branch from her.  And then, 
seeing how hurt the blonde already was, I could not strike her.  No, there 
were too many red lines already, crisscrossing her, too many little 
bruises marring those lovely, creamy, shuddering round hinds.  
         I dropped to my knees.  Feeling absolutely unimpeded by any 
remaining morality, I laved my hot tongue over the poor blondeÕs bottom.  
My own knees pressed into the grass.  I lost my footing on my heels and 
knelt like a bitch in heat, bottom upreared once more.  The redhead dove 
down behind me.  Immediately she began giving me the same tongue bath I 
was treating my blonde tormentress to.  And Cybil, somewhere back behind 
it all, took up the birch and raised the redheadÕs skirts.  Uncaring, I heard 
a howl as that well-used birch rod made a new acquaintance.  Above us, 
the moon raced through the clouds.  We were werewolves, members of the 
werewolf club.  We had each in turn howled out to the mistress moon and 
she had shone down upon us, tut-tutting at us.
         New wonders seized me.  The redhead found my clit with her delicate 
tongue even as Cybil lashed her.  I prayed the redhead would not bite me 
there.  Licking, licking, licking she brought me to orgasm.  I could not hold 
it, I groaned and moaned and bucked.  I forgot about my chastised bottom.  
I lived in a world of bliss, eternal, licking the ass in front of me and being 
licked in turn in back.  Rearing we formed a kind of female daisy chain.  I 
think I peed again, doing it there, on the grass.  I think the redhead drank 
my pee.
         Later, it became obvious we were finished.  The game had been 
completely played out.  Mouths separated slowly from cunts.  Final kisses 
were exchanged, in the most intimate places.  I arose.  I felt abashed.  
Teetering on my heels I made for the back door of the house.  I had not 
seen it earlier.  I had been blindfolded before.  I was in a new landscape.  
Cybil bobbed up beside me, pulling up her dress, her titties hanging free.  I 
saw others, gathering their clothes.  People dressed quickly, hastily now, 
as if not wanting to be the last to be seen in embarrassing nakedness.  I 
had nothing to wear.  Cybil passed me a dress, said the wearer was inside 
somewhere.  I heard a shriek.  Someone played still.  There was the swift 
unmistakable crack of leather.  But the rest were done.  I dropped the 
dress to the grass and stepped into it.  I pulled it up.  She was slim, 
whoever she was, now receiving her torments upstairs.  I got it up, Cybil 
slipped the straps up onto my shoulders.  They were spaghetti thin.  I 
heard soft moans, a command.  Another, quieter slap of the leather.  And 
then then creaking.  A bed on springs.  They would be done soon too now, 
unless the male still had much strength left.  Perhaps it was a nightcap.  
ÔOne for the road,Õ for lovers of discipline.  
         I was not one of them.  I had cum, yes, but I was going now.  I would 
go home and go back to the health club and get my ass back in shape.  I 
hoped never to have it Ôshaped upÕ again.  I would ship out.  I would leave 
all this behind.  They would be dreams, memories.  
         Cybil guided me by my shoulder.  We passed a gentleman, a lady.  She 
said goodbye to them.  I bowed my head, too embarrassed to say goodbye 
myself.  I was submissive again.  I was with Cybil.  She would take me 
home.
         We went out the front door.  Cybil took out the blindfold.  I looked at 
her.  She tied it gently over my eyes.  I must not see, must I?  The police 
would come.  They would ruin it.  All must be kept anonymous.  Except my 
bottom.  Flaming brightly, it knew what had happened.  It would be 
introduced into evidence.  The prosecutor would introduce it to the jury.  
ÒThis is her ass, let me see, mmmm, it is a virgin ass, isnÕt it?  IÕd better 
check, to verify the authenticity of our evidence.  She SAYS she has a 
virgin ass, but we must be sure.Õ  He would jab me.  The observer would 
change the observed.
         The limo came.  We got in.  I could not sit in it.  Cybil had my lie 
sprawled over her knees, my bottom up.  She raised my dress and squirted 
cold cream on my sore hinds.  I shivered.  She rubbed, but lightly, gently.  I 
cried softly then.
         ÒDonÕt worry, you have a healthy bottom,Ó Cybil assured me.  ÒIt will 
be back to normal in just a few days.Ó  She grinned.  ÒProvided, that is, you 
stay out of the dungeon.Ó
         ÒIÕm already in Hell,Ó I groaned.
         ÒYour bottom will have a sweet sting to it after awhile,Ó she said.  
ÒA kind of flush.  It will present a blushing brideÕs pair of cheeks to all 
who see it.  You must show it off, show what a good girl youÕve been.Ó
         I bit my lip.  A virgin showing off her cherry, blushing hiney.  Yes, 
what a capital idea.  Perfect.  If you wanted your bum speared by the 
passing gentry in the hall.
         ÒNow dear, do not be at all upset about this,Ó Cybil urged me, 
squirting cream directly on my still injured cunt.  ÒDo not let it dampen 
your enthusiasm.  She was a little rough with you, I admit.Ó  Cybil eased 
her fingers over, into my cleft.  ÒBut nothing too terrible.  I will see to it 
that you are better treated in the future.  The moon was full, you might 
say, and she got carried away.  But a girl must feel it at least once, donÕt 
you think?  That biting, right where it really makes an impression.  I think 
so, anyway.  Then you know you are truly female.  It is our lot in life, you 
know, despite the best efforts of NOW and Hillary Clinton.  We must 
receive if the race is to continue.  This is but practise.  Wait until you 
have a babyÕs head bulging out between your cuntlips.  Then you will 
REALLY feel something, I can assure you.Ó
         ÒHave you ever had a baby?Ó I asked.  I was pouty now, sulky.  My 
bottom jerked as Cybil touched my sore spots.
         ÒNot yet,Ó Cybil sighed.  ÒBut I will soon.  I want to feel it, you 
know.  I want to feel my belly swell with some manÕs seed.  The perfect 
father, of course.  He has to be Mr. Right, not just some boytoy.  But when I 
find him IÕll let him rut in me until IÕm quite well pregnant, I assure you.  
We will do it every night.  And when IÕm pregnant too, to make sure I stay 
that way.Ó
         ÒIÕve never given birth,Ó I said moodily.
         ÒI didnÕt think so, dear,Ó Cybil replied.  I felt immature then.  I 
wanted to be older.  Yes.  And she would certainly make me older, wouldnÕt 
she, if I let her?  Still 15, maybe, but Ôroadtested.Õ
         ÒModel drives well, men find,Ó the headline would read.
         ÒItÕs our newest,Ó the proprietress told the press Friday.  ÒA fine 
specimen of American engineering.Ó  Lee Iacocca would be pleased.  
America had triumphed again.  Except I might be a little sore, after all 
that test-driving.  Ah, well, kick my tires, why donÕcha.  Take her for a 
spin.
         Well creamed, I got out of the limo.  Cybil urged me forward, back to 
her house, back to new mysteries.  I would go exploring once again, I knew.  
I loved, dreaded it.
         Betsy met us as we entered.  She had on pajamas, clutched a teddy 
bear.  Her thumb was in her mouth.  She seemed to have been roused from a 
late night movie.  A cartoon Bugs Bunny squawked in the next room in 
Dutch.  
         ÒWhere have you been?Ó she asked.  Her eyes met mine.  I looked a 
wreck, I could not hide it.  I smelled very feminine, too feminine.  I felt a 
wave of humiliation wash over me.  A smack.  The back of BetsyÕs drop 
seat pants were open.  Her little bottom stuck out.  Cybil spanked her hand 
across it.  ÒOw!Ó Betsy cried.  
         ÒFasten up your seat,Ó Cybil told her.
         ÒDon wanna,Ó Betsy replied.  But she set her teddy down and lifted up 
the flap, struggled with the buttons.  Her teats budded into the front of 
her tight-stretched pajamas, forming twin tents.  I loved her then.  I bent, 
kissed her lips.
         ÒYou taste funny,Ó Betsy said.  She wiped a hand across her mouth.
         ÒThen donÕt ask where IÕve been,Ó I replied.  I stood.  I made to leave.  
Unknown to me, as I turned, the well-slit evening dress I wore billowed 
out.  
         ÒYou got a spanking!Ó Betsy cried.  She glimpsed my streaked ass, the 
nearest hind.  I, of course, was completely without panties, lucky to have 
the dress.
         ÒYes, she went to get a spanking, and now sheÕs back,Ó Cybil told 
Becky.  Without even asking me she pulled up my dress in back and let the 
poor innocent see my flinching, reddened bottom.
         ÒW-Why?Ó Becky asked.
         ÒBecause she wanted one,Ó Cybil lied.  At least I hoped it was a lie.  
ÒItÕs what big girls do sometimes.  They get spanked, because they want 
it.Ó
         ÒOhhh!  I donÕt care how big I get, IÕll never want a spanking!Ó Betsy 
cried.  I loved her self-assurance.  For her, the world was determined fact.  
It would remain so until she was twelve.  Then, somehow, it would begin 
to change. 
         ÒWell, youÕd better not stay up past your bedtime, then!Ó Cybil 
continued, as I stood with indrawn cheeks, wishing I were someplace else.  
         ÒBut Bugs the Bonker only comes on after midnight,Ó Becky replied.  
Her eyes were wide.  In the next room I thought I heard a pig getting 
porked with a carrot.
         ÒWhat?Ó Becky dropped my dress.  The lesson on the bare essential 
meaning of life was over.  ÒWhat are you watching in here?Ó Cybil asked.  
Traipsing into the room with the television, her hair as mussed as mine, 
her perfume almost as thoroughly natural, she let out a little howl.  ÒGood 
heavens!  This is pornography!Ó she cried.  I heard a click.  Silence 
followed.  A scampering of footsteps.  The teddy was gone, picked up 
again.  ÒWho ever told you you could watch such trash?Ó Cybil scolded 
Betsy.
         ÒNobody,Ó Betsy replied, wan-eyed.
         ÒSkkeeeat!Ó Cybil cried, thrusting out her palms.  ÒUpstairs with 
you, or youÕll look just like Melody there!Ó  Betsy scurried past me.  Her 
drop seat pants remained half-unbuttoned, her bottom showing.  She 
dashed up the stairs and was gone.
         ÒShe can be such a little dickens sometimes,Ó Cybil told me.
         ÒWell,Ó I answered.  My eyes were loving, reproving.
         ÒAh, yes, I guess IÕm not the best example either,Ó Cybil sighed.  
ÒBut itÕs all natural, with me.  She likes playing maid.  Who cares if she 
sees a boyÕs cock, or a manÕs?  TheyÕre all born with them, you know.  A 
boy sees his penis from birth.  Does that rob him of his childhood?  I think 
not.  ItÕs those T.V. shows that bother me, all artificial, lowest-common 
denominator.  And that SimpsonÕs program.  Making fun of cartoons that 
saw people in half and squirt blood all over the place.  ThatÕs the problem 
in the world, Bosnia, Rwanda, Pol Pot, still at large, I might add, and 
supported now and then with United Nations funds, IÕll bet.Ó
         ÒWell, my ass is sore,Ó I said, cutting her off.  I felt quite in need of 
a bath.
         ÒYes, itÕs your bedtime too, isnÕt it?Ó she smiled.  She took my hand.  
Wriggling still with my soreness, I proceeded up the stairs with her.  We 
bathed together, tenderly, and then shared her bed.
***
         ÒWake up, silly!Ó Cybil said to me the next morning.  I opened my 
eyes.  At first I did not know who she was.  ÒI licked you to sleep last 
night, donÕt you remember?Ó Cybil asked.  I blushed.  I flexed my thighs.
         ÒOuch!Ó I said.  I remembered my bottom.  The rest flooded back.
         ÒItÕs almost noon,Ó Cybil chided.  ÒBetsy canÕt keep breakfast warm 
forever.Ó
         ÒUm, no thanks,Ó I replied.  Breakfast at TiffanyÕs that wasnÕt, I was 
sure.  I rolled back over on my side to go to sleep.
         ÒIÕd swat your bottom, but-Ó Cybil said to me.
         ÒDonÕt you dare!Ó I shrieked.
         ÒIt will be all better soon,Ó she said, lifting the sheet.  ÒYou licked 
it enough last night,Ó I replied.  
         ÒI was trying to heal it,Ó Cybil said primly.  She laughed.  ÒSleep if 
you want to.  For all I know youÕll wind up in the dungeon by nightfall, and 
be kept awake in there for days.Ó
         ÒNo way!Ó I replied.  I stuck my thumb in my mouth.  I had seen the 
outer levels of Hell.  I did not need to meet Satan himself.  For all I knew 
the place did go down, down all the way, concentric walled circles 
spiraling in and down.  It had been muggy in there, hadnÕt it?  Stephen King 
would be at the bottom.  ÔAnd the scariest thing is, my childhood was 
perfectly normal!Õ he would grin at me.  Anne Rice would be his bride.  
Hades and Persephone.  Ray Bradbury would be their chronicler.  I Sing the 
Body, never mind the Electric.  ÔWe have fire down here, sir, hotter than 
rockets.  We are well lit, I can assure you.Õ  
         ÒYou have the cutest dimpled bottom,Ó Cybil remarked.  
         ÒNo thanks to you,Ó I replied.
         ÒGet up, I insist,Ó she said.  She threw the sheets off me, leaving me 
a naked babe, huddling, fetal-like.  
         ÒOh, you are the winner again,Ó I replied, testily.  I had to go to the 
bathroom.  She watched me walk into the toilet, my ass waggling.  I had to 
go worse than IÕd let myself believe.  I shut the door behind me, to give me 
a little privacy.  It had no lock.  Oh, great.  Locks on Hell, but no lock here, 
where you needed it.  I vowed if she opened the door I would spit in her 
face.  She did not.  She let me have my little moment.
         When I came back into the bedroom she was there.  She sat at a 
mirror, a summer dress on.  She was brushing her hair.
         ÒDo you have any panties?Ó I asked.  I opened a chest of drawers.  It 
seemed a ridiculous question, but I was literally without clothes.  
Whatever IÕd come in was long gone, I was sure, made into rag dolls by 
Betsy if nothing else.
         ÒYou wonÕt be wearing any,Ó Cybil replied.  Her voice was casual, 
self-assured.
         ÒWhat?!Ó I asked.  I lifted a hand to my bosoms, realized I needed 
more than panties.  ÒExcuse me?Ó

Naughty Naked Dreamgirls (Library of Congress ISSN: 1070-1427) is 
copyright 1995 and a trademark of Andrew Roller.