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                                      A TEST FOR PERVERTS


         Are you a pervert?  Now you can find out.  In honor of the 4th of July 
I have created this Test for Perverts, in order to protect our children and 
our nationŐs moral fiber.
         HereŐs what to do.  Go to Tower Books.  Buy a copy of Tight magazine.  
Open it to a girl.  (Preferably a girl who is blonde, and is showing off her 
bottom.)
         As you are looking at the young, succulent girl in Tight, begin 
reading this story.  However before you begin reading, unzip yourself.  Let 
your penis display itself and rub it briskly.
         Keep rubbing your penis as you read this story.  Occasionally look 
over at the photo of the nude girl in Tight.
         If you can read this entire story without ejaculating, then you are 
not a pervert.  If you are, please seek help.
         This story was not created because I am a pervert, but because I am 
an F.B.I. Pervert Patroller, paid by our federal government to keep America 
tidy and clean.
         If you know of anyone who might be a pervert, please pass this story 
along to them.  DonŐt worry about the age of the person.  The sooner a 
pervert is detected, the sooner he can be helped.  Even boys in high school 
sometimes need help, and even Johnathan Prevett, in the first grade, 
needed help.  So pass along this story to anyone who you suspect might be 
a pervert.
         Thank you for your patriotic cooperation in this matter.

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         NOTE:  Please do not omit any portion of this test.  This test is 
scientifically designed to maximize detection of perverts.  Skipping 
portions of this test could be construed as an attempt to evade detection, 
which itself is evidence of a pervert mentality.

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         This test has been funded by a special grant from the NEA, the 
National Enforcement Administration.



         This test will be lengthened and reposted if additional pervert 
activity is detected.



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Copyright 2001 by Andrew Roller.  All rights reserved.