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An Introduction to the Works of Andrew Roller
by Andrew Roller
My friend Ian Shires used to publish hand-written diatribes about his
works, which consisted of line drawings in a minicomic format. He would
then send out these missives, uninvited, to people in the Òsmall press
networkÓ, a collection of amateur publishers spread out across America
and Canada. So this essay is somewhat in the style of that, a mostly self-
congratulatory survey of what I have written. Naturally, if you donÕt know
what IÕve written, you canÕt read it, and I canÕt get rich and famous and
travel the world on your money. (All of my works are currently available
for free. IÕm still working on how to charge you for them.)
At one time I published Comic Update, a review of the latest in
homemade comics, but since the maximum number of subscribers I ever
had was four (and usually two), IÕll leave Update, which is currently
moldering in a cardboard box in my apartment, unsurveyed. Also
unmentioned will be my Chester series of comics, which was about a boy
in elementary school. These were even less fortunate than Update, having
been seen by no one but myself, and then only once, as I was drawing them.
(Worse, they were only ever sketched lightly in pencil, so they donÕt even
exist in publishable form, assuming anyone ever would want to look at
them.)
My first publishing success was Naughty Naked Dreamgirls. This
came out during the second term of Ronald Reagan, when the likes of Ed
Meese, Dick Thornburg, and the Moral Majority held sway as far as the eye
could see. Fortunately for me those folks were busy trying to ban Playboy,
so something like Naughty Naked Dreamgirls, run off on a xerox machine
and sold for a dollar through the mail, never showed up on their radar
screen. I did get kicked out of KinkoÕs copies for publishing it, and visited
by the F.B.I. (they thought I was going to blow up a comic book convention),
but other than that I had no trouble selling it. I never made any money, of
course, the cost of my computer, laser printer, time, gas, xeroxing,
staples, postage, etc. more than ate up any profit, but I at least had the
feeling I was doing something meaningful. Hugh Hefner had beautiful girls
in the Playboy mansion, and I had piles of uncollated self-written porn.
Naughty Naked Dreamgirls is intended to be a Òcatch-allÓ title. Each
book in the series features a different female protagonist. The
protagonists started out being 18, but as America got more paranoid about
so-called Òkiddie pornÓ the girls in my stories got younger. Today they
average about 13 or 12. Funny how artists always do what the society
most desires them not to, isnÕt it? I guess thatÕs our role, to keep a
society in balance by not letting it get too extreme in one direction or the
other. If pumpkins were declared illegal tomorrow, IÕd probably start
writing about them.
The point of Naughty Naked Dreamgirls is sex! Yes, believe it or not,
sex is actually more important than AmericaÕs usual preoccupation, which
seems to be telling people what to do and imprisoning them or killing
them if they donÕt obey. I have always felt that everyone is ÒsexyÓ, pretty
much irregardless of their age, and whether or not they are actually
having intercourse. So you will not find any of the current taboos in the
publishing world here in my stories. The female protagonist can be
whatever age seems best suited to the story.
What is Naughty Naked Dreamgirls? It is a vast sexual adventure.
The girl usually starts out as a virgin, or nearly so, and proceeds to have
sex in every possible way I can think up. The nice thing about Naughty
Naked Dreamgirls is that, unlike police or murder mysteries, or horror
stories, nobody is ever really harmed or in danger. While the elites of the
Òchild protectionÓ movement might be horrified, the girls in my stories
are always pretty much going along with whatever is happening, albeit
from a fetchingly naive point of view.
In addition to Naughty Naked Dreamgirls, I also have written some
Science Fiction stories. These are rougher. In Amazonia, the story begins
with a boy smashing his girlfriendÕs head into the windshield of his truck.
Not exactly the perfect date, but it unleashes a whole new world.
More recently, I have started my Lollipop series of stories. These
concern the adventures of girls younger than Naughty Naked Dreamgirls
age, mostly around age eight to eleven. Once again you will find none of
the taboos that such a story would have to observe to, say, be sold in
Waldenbooks. In Lollipop, three little girls donÕt simply wind up at the end
of time, they also have a relationship with a 35-year-old man.
Then there are my essays. These appear in Naughty Naked Dreamgirls
(the Internet zine), Fuck Decency (another zine), and ÒrareÓ (miscellaneous
material). You will not find the points I make in my essays in Time, U.S.
News, or (God forbid) Newsweek. If you find yourself at odds with the
propaganda churned out by the major media, perhaps you will find solace
in knowing that youÕre not alone.
Finally, there is my friend holy joe. He lives in a porta potty at a
construction site, or sometimes in a dumpster. He also appears here, and
if ever you read anything that you feel is an arrestable offense, I can
assure you that it wasnÕt me who wrote it, it was holy joe. Fortunately I
can never remember whether I wrote something or joe wrote it, so feel
free to blame him for anything you donÕt like, and feel free to praise me
for anything you do like. Or, to put it another way, make any checks
payable to ÒAndrew RollerÓ and make out any arrest warrants in the name
of Òholy joeÓ.
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-- Naked little girls/politics: http://www.AlessandraSmile.com
Man/boy love: http://www.nambla.de Politics: http://www.lp.org
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-- Naughty Naked Dreamgirls (Library of Congress ISSN: 1070-1427)
is copyright 2001 by Andrew Roller. All rights reserved. Lollipop,
NND, and Naughty Naked Dreamgirls are trademarks of Andrew
Roller. No claim is made to the exclusive right to use ÒnakedÓ
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