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A Liberated male
In the 1970Õs we had WomenÕs Liberation and now it is time, my
friends, for us men to get liberated too. As far as I know, I am the only
liberated male in America.
What is Male Liberation based on? It is based on no less an authority
than feminism. I simply take feminism and switch it around to apply to
men.
For instance, consider this: No male urge is invalid. ThatÕs right.
HavenÕt you heard feminists say that about womenÕs desires? The Bible
tells us that God created man first, and woman second. These days we
learn that all men are created equal, and that women are equal to men. So
if all womenÕs desires are valid, shouldnÕt menÕs be too? Either weÕre
equal to women, which means our desires are no better or worse, or, as
the Bible tells us, weÕre better than women, which means our desires are
better! In any case it cannot possibly be true that their desires are valid,
but ours are somehow invalid.
So, as a liberated male, I simply follow my heart. Today, for
instance, I bought some paper towels at the grocery store. The bag said on
the side of it, ÒNational Breast Awareness Month.Ó
ÒNow thereÕs a liberal cause I can believe in!Ó I said to myself. So I
decided to help America by being aware of breasts. The first person I saw
with breasts was the girl who was putting my paper towels into the bag.
So I took note of her tits, staring at them while she was bagging my paper
towels. When she asked me what I was doing, I informed her that this was
National Breast Awareness Month, and that I was being aware of her
bosoms. Unfortunately, although she had a great pair of tits, she
complained to the manager about me admiring her breasts, so that sort of
ended my liberation at RalphÕs grocery store, in addition to doing nothing
for the cause of breasts.
Nonetheless, I decided to persevere in helping our country. As I was
walking home with my paper towels I saw a little girl on a playground.
Even though she was in elementary school, she had a great pair of tits. I
have never seen, in fact, such a little girl with such nice tits. So I
admired this girl as she was climbing on the monkey bars. When her
father saw me standing there and came over and asked me what I was
doing, I pointed to my bag.
ÒNational Breast Awareness Month,Ó I told him. ÒYour daughter may
be little, but her tits are growing quite nicely.Ó
Unfortunately the girlÕs father must have been a Republican, because
he chased me off the playground. Some people just donÕt want to
participate in these sorts of things, I guess.
When I got home I decided to tack up the bag on my wall. It was the
least I could do, in honor of breasts. However as I was tacking the bag on
my wall I read it more closely. It says, ÒNational Breast Cancer
Awareness Month.Ó I was aghast. Who would ever want to spend a whole
month being aware of something as morbid as cancer? So I am going to go
on being aware of breasts. Young, high, delicate, firm, generously
proportioned tits! And since another tenet of feminism is that ÒAll men
are evil,Ó I am not going to pay attention to womenÕs breasts, since, being
a liberated male, I believe that ÒAll women are evil.Ó However, I will
happily pay attention to the tits of girls! Elementary school girls, junior
high girls, and high school girls. Not girls in college, though, since
technically theyÕre women, and that would cause me to be admiring evil.
Yes, it is possible to be a liberated male, but first you must learn all
you can about feminism. Strange, isnÕt it? But when you do, you can
probably get a fancy job at some college, teaching young men to like little
girlsÕ tits!
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