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                             My life as a happily married man


         Apparently, some people are under the impression that IÕm not 
married.  This isnÕt so.  IÕve been happily married for almost 40 years.
         I met my wife when I was three-years-old.  My wife was three also.  
They say young marriages donÕt last, but ours did.  Even though both I and 
my wife were still in pre-school, we both shared the same interest:  
sexual gratification.  We got busy right away, as soon as we met, and 
weÕve been happily sharing orgasms ever since.
         Men, I donÕt mean to boast, but I have the very best of wives.  DonÕt 
think so?  My wife wipes my ass for me.  ThatÕs right!  Does your wife do 
that for you?  IÕll tell you another thing, too.  My wife follows me around 
all day just so she can wipe my ass for me whenever I take a shit.  If I 
need to pee, my wife holds my dick for me.  And while IÕm sitting on the 
john, she and my other wife hold a newspaper for me so I can read it.
         Yes, in fact I have two wives, and both my wives cook for me.  They 
clean up for me after dinner.  They operate the remote control for me when 
IÕm watching T.V.  And they never complain about me watching too much 
football.  No, they just sit right there, waiting for me to command them to 
raise or lower the volume on the remote, or change the channel.
         But the best part, IÕll have to admit, is the sex.  My two wives are 
ready for it whenever I am.  All I have to do is order them to fuck, and they 
are busily gratifying me.  They have been trained to satisfy my desires in 
all sorts of places.  At home, of course, watching porno movies.  Or riding 
the bus.  If I tell them that weÕre going to have sex in front of innocent 
children, they do not complain.  They are perfect love slaves, willing to do 
whatever I ask.  Unfortunately theyÕre so compliant that IÕve sort of grown 
bored with them.  
         One time I was riding my skateboard with my two wives and I fell 
down.  They broke my fall, but unfortunately they were injured.  I went to 
the doctor and he told me that it would take awhile for my hands to heal, 
and when I cried, ÒBut what will I do without my two wives?Ó he sent me 
to a psychiatrist.  That guy was no help but eventually my two wives 
healed on their own and now we are back to having sex again.  Just 
yesterday I had constipation and one of my wives stuck her finger up my 
ass and dug out the turd.  Yes, I am happily married, and probably will be 
for many years to cum!

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