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Virus attacks computers that don't have kiddie porn!
Warning! A brand new virus has been released. This virus is very
smart. It's like AIDS. It sends you a preliminary e-mail attachment that
scans your hard disk and determines what your favorite subjects are.
Then it sends you a second e-mail attachment. You will find this
attachment irresistible, since, having scanned your hard disk, the virus
has deduced what you like best and sends you an attachment on that
particular subject.
If you like real estate, the e-mail attachment will be about real
estate. If you like politics, the attachment will be about politics.
Apparently some warped computer genius wrote this virus, not a mere
script kiddie, and its ability to determine what you like best is considered
99 percent accurate!
When you open the e-mail attachment, which will be about your
favorite subject, the virus springs into action. As you sit there reading
the attachment, the virus busily erases your hard disk. If your disk is
linked to any operational backup systems, the virus will invade those
systems and erase that data too! Already many users have found years of
work and saved files zapped into oblivion.
Fortunately, there is a way to protect yourself. You must ensure
that your hard disk (and your backup systems) contain kiddie porn! The
virus has very strict parameters. It must be bona fide kiddie porn or your
data will be erased!
Go to a web site or IRC chat line at once and get some kiddie porn.
Don't worry about law enforcement, tell anyone who asks that you're just
doing it to protect yourself. And of course you're doing it to protect your
children too, since their schoolwork is undoubtedly stored on your hard
disk. Your whole family can be kept safe from this virus by making sure
you have kiddie porn on your hard disk. Get a lot of it, just to make sure
that you're 100 percent protected. When your own hard disk is protected,
don't forget about your friends. Protect them too by sending them kiddie
porn. Give some to your co-workers, your boss, and make sure your local
police don't lose all their data by giving them some kiddie porn too.
There is one other way to protect yourself, but I hesitate to mention
it since it is obviously totally unacceptable. Since this new virus only
attacks computers running Windows, you could go out and buy a Macintosh.
But obviously that approach won't be followed by anyone.
AND IN THE END...
"My... favorite book... [is] Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita, the greatest
novel ever written."
- Ben Stein, The Week, June 15, 2001, pg. 32.
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