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Perply University Presents
WIFELY STUDIES
Hi, itÕs me. holy joe. Or, as you might now wish to call me,
ÒProfessor Joe.Ó Call me ÒProÓ for short.
Now, what am I a pro at? Well, not having a girlfriend (now or ever)
has given me lots of time to think.
What do I want to have in a wife?
You will be pleased to know that by not having a girlfriend (now or
ever), I have not compromised my expectations like other men have.
Hence, I am the perfect person to head up our new department here at P.U.
(Perply University). This department, and area of study, is known as
ÒWifely StudiesÓ. ItÕs a demanding curriculum.
Of course, I can already hear the first question a potential pupil will
ask. ÒIs this university accredited?Ó
Yes indeed. It is accredited by the N.A.A.C.P. This stands for the
National Association of Actual, Certifiable Pedophiles. Since I am its
president, you have my personal guarantee that you will be attending an
accredited university!
Now letÕs look at the curriculum for a degree in Wifely Studies.
First of all, P.U. is an exclusive college for females only. This is to
ensure that females may study in an environment safe from competitive
males.
The courses for a degree in Wifely Studies are as follows:
NUDITY 101 - In this course the professor will instruct new
enrollees on the use, and (especially) removal of the brassiere. Also
addressed will be this question: ÒHow do I undo the ties on my panties?Ó
Finally, at the end of the semester, the pupils will attend a nude party.
PORNOGRAPHY IN AMERICA 200 - This basic course will initiate the
pupil into the ÒproÓ and ÒconÓ arguments, for and against pornography.
Students will participate in the making of a pornographic film to see how
they feel about it. Prerequisite: Nudity 101.
RAPE 101 - This course focuses on Rape awareness. Pupils will be
stalked and raped by the professor so they know the important Ôdanger
signalsÕ to be aware of. Note to younger girls: The sooner you take this
course, the sooner you will know about the important topic of rape.
Protect yourself!
BLOW JOBS 300 - This advanced course will focus on oral sex.
Pupils will learn how to open their throat properly, so that their lover
does not choke them. Also explored will be: ÒTo swallow or not to
swallow?Ó and ÒHow to avoid blowing sperm out your nose.Ó
ANAL SEX 211 - In this course pupils will learn the proper wear of
an anal dildo (to be inserted by the professor). Pupils will wear this dildo
to make themselves more available to their lover. If no lover is available,
a substitute will be provided by the professor. Pupils will be permitted to
stand during this course, since sitting will be impossible.
SPANKING 303 - What does it feel like to get a good, old-fashioned,
over-the-knee spanking? Pupils will find out, with the help of the
professor. Afterwards students will take turns standing in the corner.
BONDAGE 400 - Explore all the kinkiest aspects of ÒundergroundÓ sex
with ÒProÓ joe. Whipping, nipple clamps, cunt clamps, and the wear of a
horseÕs saddle are all considered. Students will bring their lunch to this
course, and practise eating it out of a dog bowl.
KAMA SUTRA 500 - This course is taught only at the professorÕs
house. Admission is limited to selected girls. You must complete Nudity
101 and one other course before enrolling in this course. However, you
will save on living expenses while taking this course since you will be
sleeping at the professorÕs house.
ADMISSION FEES:
Blondes - Free.
Brunettes - $5.00
Redheads - $10.00
Redheads with freckles - $500.00
RAPID ENROLLMENT for blondes: Go to room2A (the menÕs room).
RAPID ENROLLMENT for feminists: Go to room6B (the shooting range).
Thank you for considering Perply University. Graduates from this
university can expect to have a career as a wife.
Andrew Roller Presents
FUCK DECENCY
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Issue No. 426
Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in
PassionÕs Playpen
Chapter Twelve
ÒNo! Oh, please!Ó Debbi begged Mistress. But her pleadings for relief
only inspired Mistress to hit her harder. With nobody in the room but
Mistress and the fat Sultan, all DebbiÕs sexual contortions went
unadmired, as far as she was concerned. She was being hurt and ruined to
no end, with only a short fat little man watching, standing in a corner
masturbating. SheÕd dreamed of stripping in London bars, showing herself
salaciously to men, teasing them with her young, untried body. Yet no
sooner had she taken down her panties for the first time in London than
sheÕd found herself aboard a plane, bound for Arabia with a smooth
businessman whoÕd assured her that heÕd care for her for the rest of her
life. Instead he sold her at the airport. And now she was here, performing
privately for an ogre of a man who was so unmanly, so short and fat and
effeminate, that she might as well have been performing for nobody.
ÒOhhhh, I canÕt bear it!Ó Debbi whined. With relish Mistress gave her
saucy bottom yet another smack.
ÒYou must exercise every day, Debbi,Ó Mistress chided her. ÒExcept
here at the SultanÕs it is sexual exercise. And youÕre most likely to do it
at night, not in the morning.Ó
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Mistress stepped back and fetched a bottle of baby oil from a nearby
table. ÒAre you feeling your cunt lips spread apart by the wedge?Ó she
asked the girls.
ÒYes it burns!Ó Debbi cried.
ÒSuch soft fur,Ó Mistress commented. She placed a fingertip on the
surface of the wooden wedge. It had a strip of fur lining its top. ÒBut I
guess if youÕre a hussy and you rub yourself against it a lot it might burn
after awhile,Ó Mistress smiled at Debbi. With a glance to her right she
saw that Kate was as indisposed as her friend. ÒLet me oil it down a bit
for you girls,Ó Mistress said. ÒSince you still have far to ride.Ó She urged
them to lift their cunts and, pressing their knees valiantly to the sides of
the horse both girls managed to lift up their cunnies and hold them aloft.
Liberally Mistress soaked the fur strip beneath them with baby oil. Then,
collapsing back down upon the fur, the girls were forced to rub themselves
upon it.
ÒShow some spunk, girls!Ó Kate heard from over her shoulder. She
glanced back behind herself to see two young women stalk into the room.
They were each perhaps 21-years-old, a year or two older than Kate and
Debbi. They were dressed as if for a night of club hopping, though Kate
doubted they ever ventured out past the SultanÕs palace walls. Each wore
a tube-like dress that sheathed her body. It was riotously short, barely
covering her bottom. It molded the curves of each girlÕs body, clinging to
her skin, showing everything it pretended to hide. The girls had large
breasts that bounced freely. Below their ample bosoms their waists were
slender as waspÕs. The hips of each girl offered themselves like toys; doll
hips to be held wiggling in a manÕs grasp and uncovered. The two females
each wore long black boots that hugged their legs right up to their knees.
The boots covered their knees in front but dipped down in back to allow
them movement. Each boot was laced behind the knee with black strings.
Like dancers preparing for a performance, the two newcomers, one a
brunette and the other a redhead, fluffed back their hair and approached
the horsed girls. Althea, the brunette, claimed Kate. Susie claimed Debbi.
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Althea bent forward and kissed KateÕs cheek. This caused her dress
to slip up in back, showing her bottom to the Sultan. She did not try to
pull it back down after sheÕd kissed Kate. Instead she put her hands to
work cupping KateÕs breasts and squeezing them.
ÒYou must give your all in performing for the Sultan,Ó Althea
whispered to Kate, bending and kissing her again. ÒDonÕt hold back. Give
him everything. YouÕll find freedom in it if you do. Despite being a
captive.Ó Like a young girl plucking at fruit with her lips, Althea bent and
wiggled her tongue between KateÕs stiff nippled breasts and DebbiÕs. She
licked at both girlÕs teats. They were close enough to touch and she
delighted in licking both a teat of KateÕs and a teat of DebbiÕs at the same
time. Then, turning her head to Kate, she mouthed KateÕs nearest breast
like a child trying to gorge itself.
ÒMmmm! Mmmmm! So sweet!Ó Althea gasped. She suckled hard on
KateÕs breast. Kate wondered, gasping under the assault, if Althea had
missed having milk at dinner. Even as she found herself enlisted to
nourish Althea, despite her inability to do so, having never been pregnant,
Susie went round behind the horse and attacked from the other side.
ÒOh, Godddd!Ó Debbi whined as her closest breast to Susie became an
impromptu feast. Both riders found themselves taunted to new heights.
Even as Mistress kept up the biting patter of the crop on their bottoms,
their bosoms were bitten and sucked. Every curve the girls had ever
flaunted was now being eaten alive. As the crop scorched their fannies
Susie and Althea fed at their nipples. And still they were urged to rub
themselves hard on the deep-cutting wood, the wedge that split their
virginal pussies. Each stroke of the crop reminded them to lift
themselves with their knees, pressing hard into the sides of the sloping
horse, and buck up and forward. Each forward thrust was yanked back in
turn by the position of their arms, bound behind them, looking straight as
arrows plunged right into their backs.
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
by Victoria Rudd
Cradling my face
Between my hands,
Sighing,
I close my eyes.
Remembering yesterday,
Laughter, Joy, Light,
When I knew I loved you,
And I thought you loved me, too.
Contemplating today,
Questions, Confusion, Shadows,
Pent up emotions I am afraid to show,
But you know me so well.
Predicting tomorrow,
Laughter, a hollow chuckle,
Joy, bliss deflected
off a battered tin can,
Light, the pale reflection
of a trillion stars
dead light years ago.
I can fool you...I have to.
May 6, 1999
Victoria Rudd
LUSTY LETTERS
to holy joe !
Dear holy joe: I have a problem. I am a blonde girl with big tits and
a small ass, plus long legs. My boyfriend just dumped me for another
blonde girl with big tits and a small ass, plus long legs. What should I do?
holy joe replies: Please call me. We will discuss your problem in
private, away from prying ears. I guarantee that after you have discussed
your problem with me you will have a new boyfriend.
Dear holy joe: I notice that sometimes you call your magazine ÒFuck
DecencyÓ, and sometimes you call it ÒT.O.I.L.E.T.Ó What gives?
holy joe replies: I call my magazine ÒFuck DecencyÓ when I make it
in my living room. I call it ÒT.O.I.L.E.T.Ó when I make it on the toilet.
AND IN THE END...
AMERICAÕS PRECIOUS CHILDREN
ÒA frightening plot against a school was halted earlier this month in
Port Huron, Mich., where authorities say a 12-year-old, a 13-year-old and
two 14-year-olds, all boys, had been concocting a conspiracy to outdo Eric
Harris and Dylan Klebold. The Michigan boys planned to take a gun from
one of their fathers, use it to hold up a gun store for more weaponry, and
then descend on Holland Woods Middle School to rape some of the girls and
shoot many classmates. They had drawn up a list of 154 targets and
stolen a building plan from the custodianÕs office.Ó
- TIME, May 31, 1999, pg. 43.
(20 years of feminism has produced such wonderful children. - h.j.)
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