Andrew Roller Presents FUCK DECENCY Issue No. 42 Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in A Party for Perversion Chapter Two "Come on, you two, rub those dicks together like you were doing before," Roger said. "I might come," Jake said lamely. CRAAAK! This time the whip did not hit the floor. Jake let out a howl as a bright red streak formed across his buttocks. "You will obey your friend Jane here," Roger said. "She has asked me to entertain you and until she says otherwise I shall. Right, Jane?" the man lightly struck Jane's bottom and she jerked her hips forward. "Right," Jane exclaimed, exhaling. "Just not too hard." "Of course," the man said. "Your wish is my command. One must be brought to the whip in stages. We cannot accomplish everything the first night." "And how about you, young man?" Roger gave a stout crack across Mike's bottom. "Was it your idea to break into my apartment? You're lucky I found you with two beautiful women or you would be in for more than a red bottom!" "YÑyes, sir," Mike said, not knowing why. "Ah, so you wish to protect the tender bottom of your newfound friend, do you?" Roger asked Lori. "No, daddy!" Lori said, a trace of fear in her voice. Mike wondered if that was a term of affection that the man insisted on or whether it in fact stated a relationship that really existed. Roger flicked the whip against Lori's bottom. "Grew up without a father, did you, little girl? My how you young things long for the spankings you never had. And the birchings and whippings that you would have had but for Doctor Spock. Fix us some drinks, girl, that we may be refreshed after our little foray into perversion here." Lori scampered off and Alison made to follow. CRAAAK! Roger admonished Alison's intentions with a quick stroke of the lash. "So you wish to be my daughter too, eh?" Roger asked. Tears welled up in Alison's eyes and she bent her head down. Dutifully she kept massaging Jane's breasts, however, fearing additonal stikes by the lash if she did not. Roger ignored her crying and returned to Jake. He looked over his shoulder and bit his lip as Roger eyed his thrusting buttocks. Roger clenched his cheeks and the whip bit hard. "Eeeyow!" Roger yelled. "God dammit you hit too fucking hard!" "I shall not draw blood, or create a weal," Roger said simply. "You're just a sissy, that's all." Roger struck him twice more for good measure. "Daddy, what drink shall we have?" Lori asked from the bar. "Fucking harlot!" Roger shouted, and stuck the floor. "The usual is what I'll have!" He thought to himself for the most fleeting of moments and then added: "You'll have to ask these kind folks what their undoing will be." Roger continued his rounds with the lash, talking to each person as he went and spurring them on with the slim length of leather. Alison continued to sob, but did not move from her appointed position, her hands continuing to bring pleasure to Jane's breasts as Jane rubbed her in turn. Lori, still in her high heels, which she seemed not entirely steady in, appeared at Jake's side wearing an apron about her waist and a little maid's hat atop her head. The apron was quite small, and the lower fringe of her pubic hair curled out just beneath its hem. Lori held a little pad, and as Roger continued his work she took down the requirements of each guest, offering them a selection of sandwhiches in addition to their beverage. Alison asked for water, but received a swift crack on her bottom and instructions to order something more appropriate. Lori herself did not escape unscathed from Roger's whip in taking down the orders, though she committed no mistake in writing them. Finally Roger complained that his arm was becoming tired, and Mike and Jake let out a groan of relief. They separated from each other and the girls, even withdrawing their pleasantly ensconced fingers from the girl's bottoms, where they had received not a few lashes on their wrists. Jane caught up Alison in her arms. The girl was still weeping. "Poor baby," Jane said soothingly, gently massaging Alison's bottom with her creamy hand. The cream was mostly dry now but it felt cool against Alison's skin. "Your bottom is bright pink to match your embarrassed cheeks now," Jane said brightly. Chapter Three Lori, still the errant child, was halfway through mixing up the requisite drinks when she was taken with the idea of peeking through the curtains. Perhaps her ears had picked up a male voice outside, perhaps she was just exercising the ever unpredictable curiosity of a juvenile. In any event, Roger spotted her leaning forward, tits dangling and small bottom thrust out, as she let out a gasp. Quickly she put her hand to her mouth, but it was too late. "What are you up to now?" Roger asked Lori hotly. "Nothing daddy," Lori lied. "You saw something out there, didn't you?" Roger said. "Or rather, I think, it was some one." "No, really, daddy," Lori said. Jane came up behind Roger. Her hand reached around his waist and lightly stroked his stiff penis. "Mmmm." Jane said seductively. "Let's sit down. I want to play with your thing." "No." Roger said. He pulled himself away from her. "I was just looking out at the stars, daddy," Lori pleaded. Through the night air a man called to his dog. "I thought so," Roger said. He walked up to Lori and seized her arm. He briskly walked the young girl over to a couch. Lori tripped on her heels as she went. "No daddy, no! Please!" Lori said. Roger planted himself in the couch and threw Lori over his knees. He raised his hand to strike her bare bottom. Jane appeared at Roger's side and took hold of his upraised hand. "I want you to save her bottom for me," Jane said. Roger looked up at Jane without speaking. Lori quivered as she lay over his knees. Although her bottom had received a nick or two from Roger's lash as she took down everyone's orders, those little strikes had only produced one or two tiny pink dots on her creamy hinds. She lay over Roger's knees with her still unblemished bottom, upturned like her face but not pouting like her lips were. Lori touched a well polished nail to her lips as her eyes above looked for all the world like twin pools of deep blue water. There was apprehension in them. "Hey, there's a really cute guy outside!" Alison, who had walked over to the window, said. Her fingers had pulled the curtain back just far enough to give her a view without exposing too much of her nude body. "Cuter than me?" Jake asked. He came up behind Alison. His fingers touched her nipples and swirled around them. His rampant penis impressed itself into the crevice of her bottom. "As cute as you," Alison said matter-of-factly. "Look daddy, you know you like to save yourself," Lori was saying as she perched uneasily atop Roger's knees. "That means there are effectively three girls and two boys." "And you want to even the score, eh? Well, I have a mind to just sit her and whack you all night you little hussy!" Roger roared. He attempted to pull his palm from Jane's grip but she held it fast. "Is this a game you two play?" Jane asked. "Yes, and you're welcome to participate," Roger said. "By putting your own bottom over my knees after I finish with Lori here." By this time Alison was waving to the man on the beach, a look of delight on her face that was not entirely due to his presence. The man had sensed someone was watching him, and had looked up and spotted Alison. One of Alison's breasts, still being teased by Jake, slipped into view between the parted curtains. The man had difficulty in the gathering dusk making out exactly what he was seeing, but his general guess hit the mark. The man reluctantly made to walk on when Alison cupped her hand and waved it toward herself to indicate he should come up. Meanwhile Roger was still sitting on the couch with Lori poised atop his knees, but Jane had knelt down onto the couch beside him and was engaging him in a very long, very thorough French kiss. Mike walked up behind the coupling couple with an open jar of cream and placed one of his knees on the couch. As Jane's bottom undulated gently before him he dipped his fingers into the cream and began re-lacquering his dick. By this time the young beachcomber outside had ascended the apartment's winding staircase to it's second story porch. (There was another apartment, owned by someone else, underneath.) The man's dog followed him. Alison opened the curtain and then the window. She placed her elbows on the windowsill and let her creamed breasts dangle naked in the open air. Jake, whom she had scolded aside, stood next to her out of view and lightly pinched her bottom. "Hi! What's your name?" Alison cheerily enquired of the beachcomber. "Jason," the young man replied. His bleached, sandy curls rustled slightly in a passing evening breeze. He was built like a seasoned weightlifter, and his penis, bulging in his shorts, threatened to exceed even Jake's in size. "We're having a party and I'm engaged, but my fiancee said you could come in if you wanted," Alison said perkily. "That's a lie," Jake said from the shadows. His unshaven face suddenly appeared in the window. "Don't believe a thing she tells you." "Sure, man," the beachcomber said. "Wait!" a female voice cried from the shadows. Jane separated herself from Roger and pushed back Mike, who had just penetrated her anal sphincter with half of the head of his penis. Jane disconnected her bottom from Mike's member and padded over to the open window. "Hi!" Jane said to the beachcomber, who at Alison's insistence had just said that his name was Peter. Jane squeezed her own body into the open space of the window beside Alison and the two girls stood there, side by side, their creamed and creamy bosoms jiggling. "We should invite him in, don't you think, Alison?" "Yes!" the blonde cried. "After all, we're not married yet." The two girls were obviously excited at the opportunity to show off their charms to a man who might or might not be permitted anything more than a longing look. "What's come over you two?" Jake asked of the two girls, taking each of their heads in one of his hands. Normally such a development would have pissed him off in a major way, but the tautness of his testicles prevented him from thinking of little else than the two nude girls in front of him. He had already shared his future wife with his friend Mike, and in fact she was wedded to him for the night. It was Jane that Jake really wanted, but he knew he would only succeed with the older girl if he acceded to some of her exhibitionistic impulses. YOUNG AGAIN, FOR $3.95 by holy joe PlayboyÕs Pocket Playmates, Vol. 1, No. 3, $3.95 Review: Recently I got a job. ItÕs a part-time job, for MTV. I have to go around neighborhoods and knock on doors after school and find out how many people like Bush. I go up to a house, knock on the door, and ask: ÒExcuse me, do you have any Bush in the house?Ó And the girls, who are usually MTV-age (if not younger) often say, ÒYes I do,Ó or ÒNot yet, come back in a year or so,Ó or ÒI donÕt know, let me check...Ó Also, I have to poll for Hole. This is easier, as all the girls do say they have Hole, but I am wondering if the results arenÕt flawed somehow... Oh, well, as a mere employee it is not for me to question my employer. Next week I will be going around asking about ÒButthole.Ó The band used to be called ÒButthole Surfers,Ó but they decided to modernize by shortening their name. This is the MTV era, you know. People today have short attention spans. After work today, I decided to stop off at my local bookstore for the latest issue of Popular Mechanics. But the magazines are arranged alphabetically, and Playboy comes right before Popular Mechanics. As a result, I have not seen an issue of Popular Mechanics since 1968. But recently, I have been getting sick of Playboy. Most of the issues are pretty boring. So I had high hopes of finally getting to read Popular Mechanics. I assumed I was getting old, getting Ôpast my prime,Õ and would soon be wearing overalls and sitting all day in a garage workshop, planing wood instead of being afflicted with it. But when I picked up this new Pocket Playmates (just in case IÕd be interested), I was astounded! I did shoot off in the bookstore today, and I had diarrhea too, which made it very difficult for the people behind me while I was waiting in line to buy. (Especially since they were having a big sale today, on childrenÕs books.) These are photos from the Good Ole Days, when Playboy actually knew how to photograph a girl. What a luscious bunch of photos are in this little book! Beautiful girls, posed and photographed in very interesting and erotic ways. So I guess I must not be getting old. Instead, it is the Playboy Company that has gotten old. But take a look at this issue for yourself and see what you think. I am of the opinion that these are some of the most glorious photos that Playboy has ever put out. Am I just nostalgic for those long lost girls of my halcyon youth, from an era long past, the 1970Õs? Am I just remembering my de facto girlfriends from that era, in issues I was too young, too scared, or too poor to buy or (if I did buy the issues) too stupid to save unto the present day? I cannot really make up my mind on this. You will have to decide for yourself. But, to me, except for a handful of Newsstand Specials that Playboy put out last summer and fall, this is the only booklet of worth that Playboy has issued in many, many years, with the possible exception of the ÒStrippers Next DoorÓ issue they put out this Spring. Beware, though! Kym MalinÕs photo (age 12... I mean, page 12) has mild ÒmanufacturerÕs damageÓ across her pussy. (A red blotch.) So make sure you get a copy that doesnÕt have manufacturerÕs damage. There are some available. Decide for yourself: post your reply in alt.sex.stories. HereÕs how to vote: ME TOO! Add me to your list of people who think PlayboyÕs Pocket Playmates No. 3 is the greatest collection of girls (and photo skills) ever! or ME TOO! I think Holy Joe should be sent to Pervertville (in Washington state) for even wondering what females look like, especially such young and lovely females as these! By the way, where is PlayboyÕs College Girls? According to the most recent issue of PlayboyÕs Lingerie, that is the next issue that was due to be released. Now, personally, I have no interest in college girls (take that as you wish) but I was wondering... Also, since I am a reviewer, why am I not getting any of these magazines in advance, for free? I mean, if you send it, IÕll jack off over it, fair enough? (Oh yeah, and review it too.) Now this offer is only intended for the likes of Playboy and Penthouse. Magazines, videos, special issues, whatever you got, we here at holy joe headquarters will look at it. (Again and again!) Also, if you are wondering what other photos from the past to print, just send them to me. You donÕt even have to pay me. I will drudge through all those photos from the olden days and pick out the very best ones, o.k.? IÕll make real sure not to get any semen stains on Ôem, either. I know how that can Ôkill the feelingÕ for all the non-gay readers. If I may make a suggestion: the PlayboyÕs Pocket Playmate photos are just (Òthis is the girlÓ) type photos. But there are many, many other very great photos from those olden days. (Not just the frontal or rear nudity shots, but what we might call Òaction shots,Ó for lack of a better word.) Well, these photos should be published too. (Presumably in a full- sized format.) LetÕs see more of those great photos from the 70Õs! It sure beats most of the crap on the newsstand today. FEMINIST ATTACK CONTINUES! Will NND Survive? t9652448@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU (Barbara Anne Kerr) writes: ÒYou left out a few obvious ones, like: E) You are a boring git who simply rehashes stuff he has read in _Hustler_ F) You are most likely a virgin and likely to remain so indefinitely G) Doesn't it hurt having your hand Tarzan's Gripped to your weiner? H) You have the erotic potential of a dead puffer fish. Please fuck off to Ôalt.sex.boring-pornographersÕ or wherever.Ó Xalapeno writes (in part): Òit's people like you that gum up this newsgroup.Ó (DonÕt worry, dear reader! We here at holy joe headquarters have filled up lots and lots of sandbags to withstand this attack. We didnÕt have any sand or bags, but we do have lots of old porno mags, which work almost as well. We are standing by, hands on our Ôweapons,Õ (so to speak), and ready for action! (RollerÕs rubbing himself already!) - h.j.) AND IN THE END... EXON LIKES THIS EVEN BETTER THAN CANING ÒIn Singapore... 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