--------------------------------------------------------------- PROBLEMS? Please try viewing this with Netscape Navigator. --------------------------------------------------------------- REASONS CLINTON HASNÕT YET BOMBED IRAQ 1. Needs to consult with our un-allied ÒalliesÓ. 2. Needs to give Ken Starr more time to make long-winded speeches to the media. 3. Needs to wait for Saddam Hussein to place women and children around all his strategic sites, so the U.S. can be called Òa baby killer.Ó 4. Is too busy getting another blow-job from a White House intern. Andrew Roller Presents FUCK DECENCY Sponsored by: Innocent Interns, Inc. 1-800-ORAL SEX Issue No. 343 Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in Dungeon of Desire Chapter Four ÒIf you do pee in my bed IÕm sending you straight back to Sauron,Ó Miriam warned me. She wore a simple summer dress and her hair was caught up loosely in a chignon, but I had no doubt she could enforce her will upon me if she wished. I wore a dogÕs collar. She, as if to keep some symbol of authority upon her, carried a long slim riding crop in her fist. It was freshly polished. I gazed at it and she watched me. ÒGo ahead, do it,Ó Dick laughed. ÒI will if you do.Ó Miriam, looking like she must enforce her will somehow, put a hand on young DickÕs tousled head and leaned over him. Her big bosoms nearly spilled from her open-necked dress, its buttons more undone than done, barely containing the weight of her full breasts as all but their nipples hung forth. Carefully, looking quite grave and mature, Miriam slipped her riding crop under DickÕs penis and lifted its elongated length. ÒSuch a delightful young penis you have here young man...Ó Miriam said. ÒI should hate to have to hurt it.Ó Dick trembled. I think something changed in him as he watched his big penis hefted up by MiriamÕs crop, held stiffly in her small fist. I gazed, fascinated, as she ran her crop in sawlike fashion under the halfway point of his shaft, as if to cut it in two. Then she slid the crop down to the tip of his penis. She caught the crown of his huge knob in the loop at the end of her crop. She tugged on him. He was trapped, lightly, within her cropÕs loop. Then she delicately brought her free hand down and, nimbly, used her nailed fingers to detach him from her loop. She swung the crop freely. He watched, his eyes big. ÒA man is coming to fuck me,Ó she said to Dick. ÒOtherwise IÕd make you pee and IÕd torture your big penis all night for it.Ó She stood upright, looked at the window, ran her fingers through her hair. ÒAnd all afternoon. And forever, probably, but this man is most jealous and I cannot let him see you. You must leave, dear boy, and you too, Kelly. All of you must go now. PlaytimeÕs over. Back to the real world and real things.Ó She turned, and I saw her bottom swag within her dress as she moved. It was a large, fully shaped womanÕs bottom. She looked back over her shoulder at me and then, watching me, she slapped her own hiney with her riding crop. ÒHeÕs most severe,Ó she teased me. ÒYouÕd never be able to stand him.Ó And then she left. Leaving, though, thoughts behind in my mind. I was trembling with some untouched need, something IÕd only tested a little before, something which still lay dormant within me. I had to have someone break through to it, and I knew if he did IÕd melt into myself in a pool of bliss and IÕd die. HeÕd birth a new me. I wanted the baby. I glanced at Dick, longing in my eyes, but I knew he couldnÕt break through for me. He was only good at spearing hymens, physical barriers, not breaking into a girlÕs psychology. Yet, he could help. I think, somehow, he knew what I was thinking. As if to bond with him, with my fate, I let my pee (with some trepidation and difficulty) spritz from my peehole. It flooded the bed between my thighs. My cunny made water. Dick watched and then, as if tacitly agreeing with what I must do, he peed too. Our companions laughed as we added to the wet spots already on the bed, most significantly. ÒTake me. Protect me,Ó I whispered to Dick when we were done. We sat like children, apart, our legs spread on the white sheets of the bed. ÒYou know I canÕt protect you,Ó Dick replied. ÒTake me anyway. I want you to watch,Ó I urged. I really did need him. ÒWho will protect me?Ó he asked. I smiled. ÒYouÕre a big strong guy,Ó I said. I licked my lips. ÒSoÕs Sauron,Ó he answered. ÒCome on, letÕs all take a bath together,Ó the honey blonde interrupted. The strawberry redhead nodded her agreement but asked, ÒWhere?Ó ÒOutside, on the grass. We can all bathe together out there. ItÕs nice and warm,Ó the blonde answered. I looked at her. We didnÕt even know each otherÕs names yet we were all nude together. She smiled at my blonde hair and we shared dumb blonde thoughts, sisterly thoughts, just our eyes speaking. Beside her stood her lover, a newly minted Officer with his cock erect and ready for action. I decided to join them. Rising, I snagged DickÕs penis between my fingers as I left the bed. I made him follow me. I held him by his lone fleshy rein, his genital-rein. He came after me like a big horse, his feet heavy on the stairs, his breathing a little labored (from passion!) as he followed me with his dick in my hand. The blonde and the redhead copied me, leading their Officer lover by his penis, both of them holding him. NAKED AT THE NEWSSTAND by holy joe HereÕs how I see the Clinton thing. Clinton is about 50-years-old. Monica was, when he (allegedly) fucked her, 21. So, 50 minus 21 equals an age difference of 29 years. As for myself, IÕm younger than Clinton. So I figure if he gets to knock 29 years off the age of his love interests, I can too. In my case, this would mean I would be allowed to get blow-jobs from girls who are 8. Perfect! In the meantime, though, until school lets out, IÕll content myself with looking at porn. There is a very great issue out this month. ItÕs: Skank, April 1998, $6.99. Web: http://www.swankmag.com Review: At Tower Books, where I go to improve my mind (and buy porn) there is a big plastic shield lying across the porno magazines. It keeps you from seeing all but the top of each magazine. I suppose the hope is that, by not seeing the cover, IÕll not be tempted to buy porn, and will buy Seventeen instead. (Which isnÕt covered by plastic.) And so it was, with this issue of Swank. I wasnÕt going to buy it. I wasnÕt even going to pull it up from behind the plastic, to look at its cover. IÕve been prejudiced against Swank. I donÕt mind buying Playboy, and Penthouse, and (more recently) Hustler, but there is a limit to how far down the Òjack off chainÓ IÕm willing to go. There are, or at least there used to be, some really crappy porno magazines. I donÕt like looking at them. So, I was going to skip looking at this issue of Swank. Then I saw, above the magazineÕs title, sticking out above the plastic, this phrase: ÒUncensored All Girl Lickfest!Ó I grabbed the magazine at once. And what a great pictorial the Òlick festÓ is! First, though, check out ÒCindy and JohnÓ (pg. 47). This pictorial features a very hot babe from Germany. I donÕt think she speaks English, but she is extremely cute. You may have seen her before, in other porno magazines, or in porno movies. She has a lovely face. Her body is perfect. She bites JohnÕs underpants on page 51. Then she releases him and practises sucking his naked dong in hopes of being accepted by the White House intern program. I really enjoyed the photos of Cindy licking and biting JohnÕs underpants. Those are photos IÕve never seen before in any porno magazine. They are intimate and natural-looking. You get the feeling youÕre looking at two people in love, challenging each other with their sexuality. You donÕt feel like youÕre just watching two paid models, disinterested in their work, as you see in so many other porno magazines. Another great shot in the Cindy and John pictorial is on page 56. It shows Cindy, her mouth agape, about to receive an emission from JohnÕs penis. Yet another photo I liked is on page 59. It shows Cindy licking JohnÕs cock. But you also see, in the same photo, her long, lovely neck, stretching forth to suck him. And you see her slender, naked back, plus her sumptuous bare bosoms. I mention particular photos in the Cindy and John pictorial for this reason: the ÔimportantÕ photos, of Cindy licking JohnÕs cock, mostly didnÕt turn me on. Sure, theyÕre great for helping little kids understand what Clinton (allegedly) did with Monica. But, aside from that, theyÕre not much fun. IÕve seen tons of dick-licking photos in porno magazines and am quite tired of looking at them. But the shots IÕve detailed above are new, fun, and interesting. If youÕre making porn, itÕs important not to just recycle the same old poses again and again. Photos of splayed cunts and licked dicks are as common as weeds. But, with a little ingenuity, as Swank displays in some of its photos this month, an old, tired subject can be given new life. Cindy reappears, in the ÒUncensored All Girl Lickfest,Ó on page 84. (She has a different name in this pictorial, but itÕs the same girl. SheÕs the one holding the camera.) The Òlick festÓ is a standard girl- on-girl pictorial, but again Swank saves an otherwise boring pictorial with the inclusion of new and creative shots. For instance, right at the start of the pictorial, a blonde in a white bikini is baring her breast. Despite the fact that all four girls will soon be licking each other, I sense a tad of jealousy in the face of another blonde, in a silver bikini. SheÕs staring at the blondeÕs bared tit and seems to be thinking, ÒOh, she thinks sheÕs so hot... just because she has such nice tits.Ó ItÕs exciting to think that these girls could be envious of each other! I can imagine girls at a real orgy being like that. Eager to fuck, yet jealous also. This is the sort of emotion thatÕs important. It makes this pictorial seem real. The worst sort of pictorial would be what you usually see... paid harlots, who couldnÕt care less about getting naked, and arenÕt even thinking about what theyÕre doing as they engage in the most ÔintimateÕ of acts. Another nice photo begins the Òlick festÓ pictorial. ItÕs of all four girls, still ÔclothedÕ in their bikinis, gazing up with innocent eyes at Cindy as she photographs them. ItÕs another way of saying, ÒThese are real girls, with real emotions.Ó Of course, a porno magazine wouldnÕt be any fun if the most innocent-looking of girls didnÕt get down and Ôdo itÕ! These girls do, on the following pages, beginning with some lovely shots of the blonde being stripped of her panties and bra (pg. 86). Also on page 86 is a fantastic photo of Cindy kneeling. You see her mouth, open in wonder, gazing at the blondeÕs twat. Even more exciting, you see her bare bottom, her bare legs and bare feet. The fact that Cindy is barefoot adds to her naturalness. If she were wearing high-heels in that photo, I think it would be less sexy. But those bare feet, with her bottom jutting above them in all its wonderful, naked, cheek-split glory, is the best photo in this issue! Sadly, the Òlick festÓ pictorial loses its way on the following pages. Sure, thereÕs a great shot of the blonde screaming, as sheÕs invaded by her cunt-matesÕ fingers and tongues. But there are also some boring, ÔstandardÕ photos, images that are little more than explorations in gynecology. (Or butthole-ology.) How wonderful it would have been if these girls had wound up taking playful swats at each other with a riding crop! Or, they could have inflated a baby pool (with their succulent mouths) and played in it. There is no reason why a pictorial has to stick to just one subject. Why do photographers seem to concentrate on just one thing? Like, you know, Òthis is a pictorial about sex and food.Ó Or, Òthis is an all girl lickfest.Ó Fuck that! Put lots of stuff in your pictorial! Sure, youÕll have to make the pictorial longer, but so what? Editorial judgement should tell you: ÒThis is a good pictorial. Heck, we could devote half the magazine to just these four girls, having sexy adventures.Ó Note: I do NOT mean, in saying the above, that the girls should have a series of separate adventures. That would be a return to the same, tired formula, of Ôone subjectÕ pictorials. They could do everything in one afternoon: strip, lick, spank, and swim. The pictorial could be 20 pages long, showing the girls getting progressively more kinky and messy. But, always, there should be a strong element of naturalness in the photos. The viewer should think, ÒThis could really happen, to real, innocent girls.Ó Maybe the girls are cooped up in a boarding school. Maybe their boyfriends are away, in the Army, in Saudi Arabia, and they decided to make a sexy video for them, and got carried away. Whatever. As long as they donÕt look like uncaring hookers. That weÕve seen far too much of in porno magazines. (One could, of course, make a magazine featuring tawdry older women who absolutely donÕt give a damn. In that case, you would want to focus explicitly on that. But you must decide what you want! Too much porn is just Ôwhacked out,Õ without any regard for an artistic vision.) Another fun pictorial in this issue is ÒSonya and JosieÓ (pg. 20). This pictorial isnÕt as creative as the others (just two girls in bed), but it does have one or two nice shots. Specifically, a Ôbutt fucking shotÕ on page 22, plus a shot of Sonya gazing anxiously down at Josie as Josie licks SonyaÕs twat. (Also on page 22.) Which brings up an important point: girls, OPEN YOUR EYES when youÕre doing girl/girl pictorials. Sure, there are some photos, where the characters will be so overwhelmed with lust that their eyes will necessarily be closed. But, far too often, I am seeing girls with their eyes completely closed throughout the pictorial. How stupid! If I were having sex with a girl, IÕm very sure my eyes would be open! IÕd be like, ÒWhoa, thereÕs her tits!Ó and, ÒLook! Her cunt!Ó Do you think if Beavis and Butthead were having sex with a girl their eyes would be closed? Heck no! Now, since I donÕt have enough money to make my own porn, allow me to give away a few of my ideas. Here are some things IÕd like to see in a future issue of Swank: 1. One girl brushing another girlÕs teeth. Make sure both girls look sweet and innocent. Also, make sure you can see the bare bosoms of both girls hanging down. Have the girl who is getting her teeth brushed wearing a bright ribbon in her hair. 2. One girl douching another. 3. One girl wiping another after she poops on the toilet. 4. A girl eating with a too-short bib around her neck, so that you see her lovely bare bosoms. 5. A girl at a party, being initiated by being made to drink Castor Oil. Then, so she doesnÕt make a mess, she has her bare bottom powdered and fitted into diapers. (With pins, of course!) Remember to emphasize the softness and intimacy of feeling that exists between the girls. Also, they should look extraordinarily pretty. There should, in addition, be a sense of competitiveness between the girls in some of the photos. Is the brushing of teeth a loving act between two girls, or a ÔmotherÕ girl brushing the teeth of a bratty ÔbabyÕ girl? ItÕs up to you, Swank! The important thing is not to simply grind out shots of naked people. Use your imagination! If you canÕt think of anything, just go to some college or high school and find some nerdy guy. Some guy whoÕs never had sex. HeÕll be full of all sorts of wild, creative, fanciful ideas you can try. Some will be a little ÔexoticÕ. Some might violate the Hatch Act. But, on the whole, heÕll probably have some pretty great ideas. In my case, IÕm thoroughly bored with the subject of sex and will, from now on, be devoting this newsletter to the Windows 95 operating system. AND IN THE END... ÒIf sexual harassment is a crime - and it was feminists who fought to make it one - then itÕs just as much a crime when nice-guy Democrats do it.Ó - Time, February 9, 1998, pg. 68. -------------------------- Fuck Decency! ------------------------ -Back issues (and stories): type http://www.dejanews.com/ into your browserÕs ÒLocationÓ window. Press your ÒreturnÓ key. 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Work by others copyright 1998 by the respective copyright holder. -END OF 343 EMISSION -Note to Clinton: If you spent more time looking at porn on the Internet, youÕd have less time to (allegedly) fuck your Intern.