Andrew Roller Presents FUCK DECENCY Issue No. 261 Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in Bush League Chapter One ÒJack and Jill, Family Circle, Jack and the Beanstalk!Ó Polly read aloud from the magazineÕs covers. ÒHow to Teach your Child to be Safe!Ó ÒHow to Teach your Child to Count to Ten!Ó ÒThe Alphabet Made Easy!Ó PollyÕs voice became more contemptuous as she read off each title and each article. ÒYick! This magazine has a booger on its cover!Ó Polly declared. She flounced back to me, letting her schoolgirl dress flip up as high as she could, swaying her hips most salaciously, letting her bosoms bounce, and sat back down next to me. ÒPolly! DidnÕt you put on your bra?Ó I asked her. I hadnÕt noticed how bouncy her breasts were until just now. ÒWhy should I? IÕm only 13,Ó Polly snipped. ÒIÕm not supposed to have breasts this big so why should I wear a bra over them?Ó ÒWeÕre trying to be GOOD, Polly!Ó I told her. ÒPlease behave so we can go back to Louis and Andre.Ó ÒI donÕt like Andre anymore,Ó Polly declared. I felt a shiver run through me as I worried she might turn in Rose. Then she smiled. ÒI like Louis,Ó she told me. ÒWell, then donÕt blow it for us,Ó I snapped. Polly was giving me fits. No bra, wonÕt play her Space Invaders, then wonÕt quit, now saying she might just decide she doesnÕt like RoseÕs castle, even though in the limo sheÕd said she wanted to swim naked there forever. ÒDo you like partying at RoseÕs?Ó I asked her. ÒSort of,Ó Polly replied, considering, playing with her fingers as if fiddling with them would give her GodÕs answer. ÒBut I certainly donÕt like having my bottom spanked!Ó ÒJust be glad you didnÕt get a weal like me, Polly,Ó I told her. ÒThough God knows you deserve them all over your tushy, in my opinion.Ó ÒGirls, would you please come with me?Ó the woman with the granny glasses suddenly said to us. She was standing just inside the door, and sheÕd unlocked it without us hearing her. We both got up, and I saw Polly move with extra caution lest she wiggle her breasts and let on that she had no bra. We were separated. I was taken to a room by myself. I sat down in another plastic chair to wait, this time with the option of reading ÒChildrenÕs PlaylandÓ if I chose, a dog-eared magazine dated from 1982. It advised parents that their children should be made to wear ÒSafety BeepersÓ to protect them from strange men. A head looked in on me as I considered the magazine. A hand, gnarled with age, passed me a white paper gown. ÒPlease take off all your clothes and put this on,Ó an old woman told me. Her eyes seemed to regard me with intense jealousy, as if she would like nothing more than to see me spayed. I accepted the paper gown. She shut the door and I swallowed. Then, standing up, I took off the modest clothing IÕd so carefully put on. I was just tying the last of the paper gownÕs drawstrings over my front when a woman entered, about RoseÕs age. She had curly brown hair, long hair, that sheÕd bundled efficiently atop her head for her work. She had a pronounced bust. A stethoscope hung down over her white nurseÕs jacket, and I found myself wondering what it would look like just against her skin, cool, metallic, snaking down between those womanly breasts of hers. At the same time I felt disappointment that I hadnÕt been assigned a man to examine me. But then, I would never be, here, would I? Not at child protective services. ÒPlease get on the table,Ó the nurse told me. She laid down her clipboard and pushed a small wooden platform over to the side of the roomÕs examining table. Then, as I watched, she drew a pair of cold steel stirrups out from the end of the table. She inverted the stirrups so that they both pointed down. ÒOn your belly, please,Ó she told me. I got on the stool and then pushed myself with my hands up onto the table. I lay down on it, hesitant in my movements, but finally letting myself just relax against its hard surface. There was a cushion beneath me but it was made of such solid, efficient leather that it almost need not have been there at all, for the good it did me. A simple paper sheet lay drawn along its surface, pulled from a roller at its head. Just before IÕd laid down the nurse had drawn down the sheet to tear it off from the last patientÕs visit. There had been a wet spot on the sheet where I knew my pussy would lie. Now as I settled into the clean portion of the sheet I wondered if IÕd leave a similar spot when I got up. The nurse offered me a small pillow and I let her slip it under my face. Then she lifted my head and set my chin on the pillow and popped a thermometer in my mouth. ÒYou have a nice tan. Have you been playing in the sun?Ó the nurse asked me. I nodded, holding tight to the thermometer between my lips. She moved down to my legs and drew them apart. With soft fingers she placed each of my feet in the downward pointing stirrups. Then she looped a band of leather around my ankle and tied it. I was not wearing my anklets or wristlets, or my collar. Those had been left behind, at RoseÕs. It felt odd to have the leather tightened around my ankle. I was not used to that part of my skin being bare, despite spending all weekend nude. Now it was tied up again, but the leather which bound me now was thin, like a shoelace, and the nurse tied it so that it made a little bow at the back of my foot. I lifted my heels a little and found that they were quite immovable, being fixed to the stirrups now. I was imprisoned again, though for what purpose I knew not. The nurse hiked up the back of my paper gown. I felt the air of the room touch the backs of my thighs and then finally my upswelling rear. The nurse gasped. ÒWho did this to your bottom?Ó she asked. She traced my red-hued scars with the tip of her finger. I shivered a little. There was a thermometer in my mouth. She remembered, and plucked it from my lips just as I reached to take it out myself. ÒI-I canÕt say,Ó I replied. ÒI donÕt want to blame anyone. But I donÕt want to go home either.Ó ÒOh, my, well, I wouldnÕt want you to have to go home either,Ó the nurse answered. But I sensed a bit of amusement in her voice. I had not said my dad did this to me, or my mom. Did she think they did, or did she know better? ÒLet me get some lotion to put on your poor hiney,Ó the nurse told me. She read my thermometer. ÒWell, your tempÕs okay,Ó she told me. ÒAbout your fanny, thereÕs a best way to do it and the ordinary way,Ó she said. ÒYes?Ó I asked. I looked up at her with innocent eyes. I was doing okay so far. No questions IÕd had to lie about, and she seemed to have moved on to just healing me now, like a real doctor, not worrying about my injuries came about but only how to make them better. ÒIf I put--Ó She seemed slightly flustered. She touched a hand to her hair, then to the topmost button on her vest, where her collar suddenly seemed to be fitted so tightly around her slim neck. ÒIf I put the lotion on with my fingers that will be okay,Ó she said. ÒThis sounds silly but-- if I use my nipples, that will be better. It will be softer and wonÕt hurt as much.Ó She fidgeted with her collar button. ÒOkay,Ó I replied. ÒGood,Ó she said. ÒIÕm glad you agree.Ó She undid the buttons of her jacket, letting me watch, still wishing I could have a man doctor somehow, and wondering how I might ask her, when her jacket popped open and her breasts burst forth, full and upthrusting and with quivering teats. ÒI should wear a blouse and bra but I was in a rush this morning,Ó my nurse explained. ÒA demanding boyfriend,Ó she added. I saw teeth marks around the tips of her breasts but said nothing. Love hickeys, left by her boyfriend to remind her of his love. Had he suspected sheÕd show them to a female patient? My nurse saw me watching and cupped her breasts. Briefly she looked at her tits. ÒYes, it was kind of a rough night,Ó she admitted. Then she let go of them and they hung very nicely, kind of like gourds, but much rounder. ÒAre your breasts okay?Ó she asked me. ÒYes,Ó I answered. There was a thankful sigh in my voice. ÒGood. IÕll check them later for you, just to be sure,Ó my nurse told me. ÒBy the way, since weÕre going to be somewhat intimate with each other, showing each other our marks and all, my nameÕs Glenda,Ó she said. ÒMineÕs Fleury,Ó I replied. ÒYes, I see it on the chart,Ó she nodded, indicating her clipboard, which lay on the plastic chair now, where IÕd been sitting, trying so hard just a few minutes ago to be as simple and plain and unaffected as possible. Now I was quite naked and showing my scars, my gown hiked up and my tanned legs pulled apart and tied off at the ankles in metal stirrups. I was living a girlÕs life, I suppose. My nurse got lotion and, without removing her dress, or any other part of her clothing, including her neat white nurseÕs hat, she dribbled lotion from a small glass bottle onto her nipples. Then, with her nipples gleaming, she lowered down my table by pressing a switch. She looked like a doctor preparing for an operation, except she was topless and there were no tools to cut me with lying about, my cuts already having been inflicted the night before. Glenda pressed her fingertips to my paper-sheathed table. She leaned over my bottom and, in very gentle circular motions, she began brushing her wet nipples over my heinie. ÒOhhh,Ó I breathed, feeling those prim wet tips trace healing lotion onto my flaming tushy. She breathed a gentle ÒohÓ of her own, echoing mine. Was she feeling the healing effects of the lotion upon the teeth marks her boyfriend had left on her breasts, or was she feeling pleasure at caressing me? I could not tell. I did not ask. Whenever she ran short of lotion on the tips of her nipples Glenda would stop and put more on. Then she would return her soft teats to my ass, newly wettened, and begin caressing me once more. ÒHow do you feel?Ó she asked, after a bit. I turned my head. I let my cheek snuggle against my pillow. ÒNice,Ó I replied. ÒIs your ass starting to feel better?Ó she asked. ÒMmmm, a little,Ó I replied truthfully, for all the oil, however carefully it might be applied, would still not take all the sting out of my bottom. Only time would heal that. She placed two fingers gently within my bottom crack and vented me. ÒHave you been playing with widening yourself?Ó she asked me. ÒMmmm, a little,Ó I replied again, feeling warm and cared for. It was nice to have someone so attentive looking after me. ÒI only mention that because you seem to have an especially tight asshole,Ó she said. ÒYour boyfriend might need to stick something up you to make you more accessible.Ó She touched my hiney-hole with the tip of her finger. Secretly I wished sheÕd use her nipple. ÒIÕve learned to relax it better,Ó I confessed. ÒGood,Ó she replied. ÒWould you like me to help a little? ItÕs totally Ôoff the books,Õ you know, doing something like that, but I had the same problem myself.Ó Her voice seemed sympathetic. ÒOkay,Ó I answered, not thinking about it really, just letting her do with me as she pleased. Glenda went to a table on which there were cotton swabs, a syringe, and a speculum, all laid out neatly, just waiting, waiting... She reached behind the items laid on the table and opened a metal box. She had to stand on tip-toe to find what she wanted inside it, her breasts hanging down like ripe fruit, wet at the tips, her tongue lightly licking her lips. Finally Glenda drew forth a long gleaming dildo, hard metal steel but with joints in it, as if it might need to bend in certain places, if enough pressure were applied to it, to accommodate whatever it was stuck inside of. The dildo was quite thin, but I saw a bladder at the bottom of it. ÒThis is called a DevilÕs Dildo,Ó Glenda told me. She held it aloft for me to catch sight of and then went to the sink and began running the water there until it was as cold as she could make it. She filled the bladder at the base of the dildo with the icy water. Matter of factly she walked over to me. She showed me the dildo up close. She squirted lotion onto it, the same as had been used on my bottom, applying it through the nipple-tip of the small glass bottle until the bottle was almost empty. ÒWhen the dildo is inserted IÕm going to squirt ice water up your rectum,Ó Glenda told me. ÒThe ice water is quite uncomfortable, but it should help you get more in touch with your asshole. As you can see, the dildo is quite long, longer than a manÕs penis, and IÕm going to try to get the whole thing up you. Tell me if IÕm hurting you, but donÕt expect me to stop unless I actually think itÕs impossible to go on. I just need feedback to help you master your sensations, thatÕs all. Okay?Ó She smiled at me. ÒI- I donÕt want to,Ó I told her quite frankly. ÒPlay with yourself while I do it,Ó she told me. ÒIt will make it easier for you and I need to check whether you can have normal orgasms anyway. Sorry, but no men allowed. This is child protective services, you understand. I canÕt break all the rules for you. Just diddle your spot and see if you can concentrate on your clitty, but remember IÕll be getting you in touch with your backhole all the while, squirting icewater up you as we proceed so you can feel the entire length of your inner tubing, as one might say. Would you like a little something to ease your nervousness before I begin?Ó I nodded, silently, saying nothing. Glenda went to the countertop again, where the other instruments lay. She reached down beneath it and opened what I saw to be a small refrigerator. There were samples inside it, of blood, urine, feces, each neatly bottled and packaged and labeled. There was also a freezer compartment in the fridge. Glenda opened it and took out a tray of ice cubes and plopped the dildo into it. I shivered, seeing that. It was supposed to go up my ass in a minute! Rummaging among the specimen containers, reaching all the way to the back, Glenda drew out a flask of brandy. She reached up to an overhead cupboard and got out a medicine cup. Wiping the top of the brandy flask first, to make sure it was clean, using a medicated sanitary wipe to do it, she then opened the flask of brandy and poured it into the medicine cup. She brought it over to me and made me sip it down. ÒIt doesnÕt taste too good, because itÕs partly mixed with castor oil, but it should still help you relax,Ó Glenda told me. She poured the brandy between my lips for me. ÒEw, wonÕt it make me go to the bathroom?Ó I asked her frankly. ÒSome, but itÕs okay. I need you nice and juicy in back because when weÕre done with the DevilÕs Dildo IÕm going to give you the biggest youÕve ever had. We nurses call it the Master John, because gays sometimes use it to train their lovers. Start rubbing yourself so youÕll be plenty aroused when itÕs time for that one,Ó Glenda said. ÒIf you donÕt mind IÕm going to rub myself a little while you do yourself. May I undress?Ó ÒI donÕt mind,Ó I replied. I was curious to see her bush, I must admit, after admiring her bosoms. Anyway, I wasnÕt exactly hiding anything from her. Glenda removed her dress and then her panties, leaving just her stockings and heels on, and her little nurseÕs hat. ÒI hope nobody comes in,Ó Glenda told me. ÒI locked the door but some people do have the key. When itÕs time to put the Master John in you IÕm going to put it on, if itÕs okay with you. ItÕs too hard to push it in with my hands.Ó ÒAlright,Ó I said. This was getting more demanding every minute. ÒThanks for letting me undress early,Ó she told me. ÒIt is kind of tough to have that Master John rubbing against my clit if I havenÕt prepped myself. ItÕs supposed to have a soft harness but I find it kind of rough, actually, though IÕve tried wearing it down and IÕve used it, of course, on other girls.Ó ÒHow many girls do you do this to?Ó I asked. ÒOnly the special ones, the ones that need it,Ó she replied... holy joeÕs DUMB ÔLIST SERVEÕ MAIL As you know, IÕve had the misfortune of getting subscribed to various Ôlist serves.Õ If youÕve never had this experience, it is pretty weird, because all your incoming mail LOOKS like itÕs for you, even though it isnÕt. (After all, the subject headings are written by ordinary people. They arenÕt commercial SPAM, which is easier to identify and delete.) HereÕs an example of, in my opinion, really dumb Ôlist serveÕ SPAM. 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