Published more often than most people go to the bathroom itÕs... Andrew Roller Presents FUCK DECENCY Issue No. 183 Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in Puppy Love Chapter One For my sixteenth birthday I was awakened early, carefully made-up, and presented to master with a gift-wrapped bosom and tiny panties. ŅI might tear the panties,Ó he said, and slipped them off. To preserve the ribbon as a souvenir he undid it and had it put away. Then he took me to a post and beat me all day long, letting me feel each stroke of the strap, or the cane, each incurling bite of the whip. He fed me at the post, and watered me there. I peed at the post, into a little china dish. Guests came, admired my suffering. He took me in the ass for them, twice, to show his dominance over me, and to let me know how much he loved to have me as his slave. Frequently my hair was combed, my makeup checked by the girls, by Tara especially, who delighted in seeing me become a full-fledged women under masterÕs hands. I cried often in the first hours. Later my tears dried and I just endured, but there was a sweetness in the endurance. All the girls dutifully sat around me sometimes, but at other times they partied with the guests, ignoring me. Master came and went, letting me feel his presence, then his absence. When I was untied at dusk my bottom glowed with a redness of its own, red as the setting sun. Master quietly carried me to my own bed, feeling me weeping in his arms, coughing, trembling. My thighs were bruised, front and back, long thin bruises from a riding crop. I could feel bitter red curlicues of fire up and down my back. Master flopped me onto my belly in the bedroom, like a fish, right onto a cool, sheeted bed that received me with a comfort I relished. He watered me again, right there on the bed, pouring water into my mouth from a little cup, letting it drool out the corner of my mouth and stain the bed under my face. Then, as a final tribute, he inserted his cock right into my wet mouth and fucked me a third time, until he came. The girls gathered around my newly broken-in 16-year-old body and immediately began applying ice and salve to my wounds. I slept fitfully that night, tortured by the remnants of my punishment, the stripes burning me, reminding me of masterÕs power over me. At last a sense of satisfaction lulled me into dreamland. I had pleased master. He had enjoyed me. To the full. With no restraints, save those which kept me bound to the post. Curiously, the post had been covered with soft cottony velvet, to protect me from its hardness, its rough surface. I would only bear the marks that master gave me, with his hands. No others, not even from an inanimate, lifeless post. I was masterÕs alone. When morning came, master awoke me. ŅI want to sleep,Ó I groused. I turned away from him and yelped at the pain that shot through my bottom and up my back, that rippled through the bruises on my thighs. ŅGet up,Ó he commanded. He drew me from the cool, comforting sheets. ŅYou are going swimming,Ó he said. He took me out back. He made me dive into the pool, as perfectly as I could, and swim in it. The water felt soft, comforting against my body. When I got out, I trembled with a freshness of feeling IÕd never experienced before. In the cool morning, the sun just rising, master toweled me off. ŅAm I yours?Ó I asked, sniffling at the water that seemed to be in my nose. ŅI am a man,Ó was his only answer. I knew it meant he would always have other women. But now I was his too. I would share him with a few special others. We would play together, dine out, go to films, even travel together to faraway lands, always his faithful wenches, to be used as he saw fit and whenever he wished. And we would be cared for, cosseted. He had oodles of money and he delighted in buying us precious things, that only he ever saw. Nighties, and panties, and jeweled collars and special whips to make sure we behaved. We were pets, like expensive Siamese cats or frisky toy poodles. Poor men in apartments, with balding heads and fat tummies, kept a cat or two for company. Master, wealthy and handsome, kept us. THE END Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in Private Places Chapter One I had begun the ritual three days ago. ŅFleurette,Ó I would hear my mom saying, in my mind. ŅDo your homework and go to bed. Quit watching Letterman!Ó And it would make me angry. I was on vacation, wasnÕt I? We had school year round in L.A., where I lived, but my dad had taken a beach house here in South America for the summer. I had come along. What else could I do? I was just 13, and where my parents went, I went. Or so it had always been, so far. Slipping into one of my littlest bikinis, I stole from the house. I walked down the short stone path to the beach. It was broad, vacant. The sun was just breaking the surface of the water in the east. Seagulls called, in the distance. I watched them wheel and dive as I crossed the big beach to where the tide was just going out. Wet sand squished at last under my feet, the water washing the shore just a few feet away. In, out, rhythmically. I stood on the glistening wet sand all by myself. I tossed my head. I felt my long blonde hair swish across my upper back. Then, reaching behind myself, I untied my bra. It sprung open and my eager breasts popped out, quivering, my nipples deliciously stiff. I wanted to rub myself, knew I mustnÕt. With trembling hands I pushed down my bikini panties. I felt the cool sea breeze against my blonde thatch. My bra dangled from my neck, like a bib, my boobies wiggling with the bra cups, useless now, flapping against them. I undid my bra at my neck and let go of it with tweezer-like fingers, delicately, watching as the light wind caught it and carried it away. It hit the beach where the sand was soft and almost dry. I reached down to the panties that hung from my thighs. Again I felt the need to tickle my cunny, but I passed my hands on down to my half- lowered panties. With careful fingers I undid the drawstrings. I lofted the my panties into the air and watched them sail neatly to within a few feet of my bra. Then, worshipfully, I lay down on the wet sand. I pressed my breasts into it. They were big for my age, they indented the sand deeply, two magnificent scoops of white ice cream tumbling down into the wet sand and making depressions there. I scooted forward a little to press them even deeper. I snuggled into the sand, feeling its wetness. I humped it briefly with my muff, wishing I had a penis to spear it with, but having only my little lovelips. My clitty could not compete with the big balls and penis of a male who I wished might lie down beside me. I did not know who I wanted. A boy from my school in L.A. perhaps, or my science teacher, or some stranger maybe, like the man IÕd seen at the airport, guarding us as we deplaned. I opened my thighs. Murmuring to myself I lay upon the sand, waiting, hoping someone might find me. Poseidon perhaps, or some other mighty Trident-bearing god. He would see a sweet maiden lying in the and and come to her rescue. She would not do any more homework. She would watch Letterman all night if she wished. Lying on the beach, I kissed the sand with my lips. Ick. I got sand on my mouth. I brushed it from my lips and lay quietly again, waiting, letting the sun caress my bare white hiney. I would get an all over tan, perhaps, if I came down here enough mornings. Then, one day, IÕd boldly arrange for mom to see my bottom, and she would gasp at how tanned it was, just like the rest of me. What? Had I been to a nudist colony? When? How? I giggled. Then, with my eyelashes fluttering closed, I tried to sleep and wait for some rescuer to find me. There could be no fault on my part if I fell asleep, could there? I mean, certainly, IÕd chosen to come down here, but I was just a silly little girl. If I fell asleep, though, that would be entirely out of my hands. Ummmmmm, I thought to myself. Sleep, sleep, dream of sheep. ŅHi!Ó Rats. Somebody was interrupting my sleep. Yikes! That meant somebody was HERE! IÕd not fallen asleep, actually, just dozed and let my mind wander. Now I opened my eyes and looked up with embarrassment. ŅIÕm Barbi,Ó a sweet, female voice said. I let my eyes meet hers. She was a few years older than me, sixteen perhaps. A fellow traveller? My blush faded a bit. It wasnÕt too bad, just a girl like me. Blonde, blue-eyed. With the brightest, sweetest smile youÕd ever want to see. I felt a sudden surge to BE her, not just look at her. And she wore a little bikini, like IÕd had on, until IÕd taken it off. Her breasts were big, too big, like mine. They trembled within bra cups that were soft and flimsy, and small. I let my eyes travel down over her smooth, slightly outcurved belly, with its dimpled navel, and down, down to her (at last) bikini bottom. It was daringly teensy. I thought I spotted a wisp or two of her pubic hair curling out the top of it, there was so little fabric to the thing. Along one of the frail ties of her undies I saw a pair of steel handcuffs. I gasped. They were casually slung over the drawstring, pulling down on it a little, due to their weight, and the flimsiness of her panties. Barbi tossed her hair back from her eyes and knelt down beside me. ŅDid you wash up on the beach?Ó she asked me brightly. ŅNo, I didnÕt wash up on the beach,Ó I answered. My voice was muffled by the pressing of my cheek into the sand. ŅI know,Ó she grinned. ŅFor three days my master has watched you come down here and strip, and lie in the sand. He wanted you, but he didnÕt want me to be jealous. Finally, this morning, waking up and finding him watching you, I told him it would be okay. IÕd fetch you, if you liked, and you could come over and play with us.Ó I looked up at her. The word ŌmasterÕ ricocheted inside my head. SheÕd said it so casually, so normally, and I suspected she didnÕt even know sheÕd said it. There was just a man in her life who was her master, whom she served, and that was that. I shivered upon the sand. I felt like a jellyfish or a starfish about to be picked up by a passing tourist. Barbi put a hand on my bottom. ŅMaster loves your ass,Ó she said. She pressed a fingertip into my dimples, each of them, as if she were testing it. Then, more daringly, she put two fingers on either side of my hiney cheeks and prised them open, letting the sea breeze enter me more deeply, more fully. I know youÕd think, WHAT?! You lay on the beach and let some girl, older than you, prise open your asscheeks and bare your hole? Well, it was strange, but I felt captive. I felt, ŌThis isnÕt me, IÕm not responsible. IÕm just a little seashell, all pink inside, and IÕm incapable of resisting.Õ And then a thought shot through me that frightened me. My mother, leaning over the balcony of our rented beach house, calling out to me. ŅFlurry!Ó (thatÕs what everyone called me.) ŅWhat are you doing?! Come up here this minute!Ó And IÕd be scolded severely for lying naked on the beach, where anyone could see me. Or steal me. IÕd be berated for days for besmirching the family name (which, being ŌGrines,Õ wasnÕt particularly my favorite sort of family name, but was one that sheÕd chosen to take and, consequently, had vowed to defend to her dying breath.) And who was the little squirt who was the only person in her life who could besmirch the glorious surname of ŌGrines?Õ Why little me, of course, 13-year-old Flurry, with my naked little ass, lying on the beach. DONÕT READ THIS! (but now you will, wonÕt you?) McDonalds, (someplace near you). Reviewed by holy joeÕs stomach. Review: Why is it that magazines like the PennySaver, even though they review numerous local restaurants, never review McDonalds? Well, thatÕs what the InternetÕs for, I guess. I figure since I canÕt be the Larry Flint of pornography IÕll be the Larry Flint of restaurant reviewing instead. So here goes. First, I never go to McDonalds anymore except at mealtime. By that I mean a mealtime that has been designated as such by the Ōmouth majority.Õ In the past, I used to eat at odd hours of the day. But not anymore. Food can be quite old and cold at a restaurant like McDonalds during non-meal hours. So, today, I saved up my appetite until 5 p.m. This is, traditionally, when people eat dinner, and I noticed that it was one of the few times of day that I could get piping hot french fries at McDonalds. So I went at 5 p.m. I went through the drive-thru. As you might expect, the service at McDonalds was very fast. Consider this: if you were tossing garbage out the window of your house, wouldnÕt you be fast too? The fries werenÕt as hot as I would have liked. One french fry was really hot but he must have jumped from one bin to another, because the other fries were all lukewarm. At least they werenÕt old and cold. IÕve eaten about 900 billion McDonalds french fries in my life, so now, being rather jaded in my appetite, I only like hot McDonalds french fries. In addition to the french fries I got a Coke. Sometimes I have gotten Cokes at McDonalds that tasted like medicine, but today the Coke was fine. I also got a six-piece Chicken McNugget dinner. They tasted like absolute crap. So, being an official restaurant reviewer for Fuck Decency, I decided to interview the 5-year-old boy who was handing the orders through the window. me: These Chicken McNuggets taste like shit! him: IÕm sorry, sir. WeÕre now serving shit as a menu item if you prefer. Would you like to switch? me: What kind of sauce would I get with that? him: The same, sir. me: Well I was hoping for better Chicken McNuggets, actually. When did you cook these? him: They were cooked about two years ago, sir. We were afraid weÕd lost them, but then we found them this morning in the back of a closet. me: The back of a closet? him: Yes. One time we ran out of sponges to clean the toilet, so we used Chicken McNuggets instead. They work quite nicely. I suppose we could have left them in the back of the closet, but weÕre always looking for new ways to increase our profit! me: Well, at least you did cook these at some point... I guess I should be happy with that... him: Oh, but we donÕt cook them here, sir! TheyÕre cooked in a big plant in Omaha and then shipped out to us ready to eat! That way we can save on energy costs and help conserve and protect our environment. We switched to Omaha when we decided to replace those nice styrofoam sandwich containers with shitty soggy paper ones that decompose in your hand and are fully biodegradable. me: Yes, IÕve experienced those... him: Well, sir, IÕm going to have to ask you to pull ahead. Are you expecting anything else with your order today? me: I donÕt know... do you have any coffee? him: That we cook right here, sir! We make it really hot to boil away all the gasoline we use as a base to save on the cost of coffee beans. Would you like to drink it or do you prefer to wear it? me: Wear it? him: Excellent, sir! Here goes-- me: No, no! DonÕt spill it on me! Hmmm, thanks. You know, itÕs rather hot... Am I going to be able to drink this with my meal? him: Probably not, sir. We recommend you save it and bring it back with you. By the time of your next meal at McDonalds it should have cooled enough for you to enjoy it. me: Well, since IÕm here, and doing a restaurant review, I guess I may as well try that new item you mentioned. him: Our ShitNuggets? IÕm sorry, sir. I only hand out the food. YouÕll have to go around and get in line again and pay for those at the previous window. Well, that was my conversation with him. It doesnÕt have a funny ending to it or anything, but then I wasnÕt too amused with my meal, either. I did notice that my McDonalds cup had a huge yellow M on it. I suppose theyÕre putting all their money into gaudy self-promotion these days (when theyÕre not busy cross-promoting something). I remember when going to McDonalds was a treat! (I guess that makes me kind of old.) It was considered the very finest Ōfast foodÕ restaurant you could go to. Instead of going to some locally-owned greasy spoon, you could go to McDonalds! Now McDonalds is the lowest of the low. You could, I suppose, go to Jack in the Box, or ArbyÕs, and get even worse food, but I only go to those places on Christmas Day, when McDonalds is closed. Interestingly, the locally owned restaurants are now considerably better than McDonalds. I have a new rule for eating: DONÕT go to a franchised restaurant. I happen to like Ōhoagies,Õ also known in some parts of the country as Ōsubmarine sandwiches.Õ Well, the worst place you can buy a submarine sandwich is at Subway. ItÕs a franchised restaurant. But if you find a locally-owned sub shop, you will get a fine product, in my experience. So why is it that the franchised fast food places, once the best, are now the worst? I have no fucking idea. But itÕs absolutely true that this is the case. In every instance, be it hamburgers, tacos, subs, whatever, the absolute worst place you can buy such a product is at a nationally- franchised store. Well, like I said, this article doesnÕt have a funny ending to it or anything, but I figured since I had to suffer through lukewarm french fries and shitty mcnuggets IÕd burn up some space in this zine and let some other people suffer with me. Misery loves company. AND IN THE END... ŅMuch of the press continues to paint the Internet age as the coming of Godzilla.Ó - Newsweek, January 6, 1997, pg. 53. ----------------------- Fuck Decency! ----------------------- -Free Fuck Decency e-mail subscriptions: send (18 or up) age statement to: roller666@aol.com -To unsubscribe: Send $100.00 to The North American Man/Boy Love Association, P.O. Box 174, Midtown Station, New York, NY 10018. -My ftp site is: members.aol.com/roller666 Diapergirls! 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