Andrew Roller Presents FUCK DECENCY Issue No. 116 Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in Jack and Jill Chapter One ÒYou look very beautiful in the nude and you shouldn't be ashamed of it." "You don't look bad yourself," Jill smiled. "I didn't know your dick was that large!" She covered her mouth with her hand and leaned forward and giggled as she said it. "You've got quite a large endowment yourself," Jack smiled at Jill. "I never realized, with that vest and blouse and bra and all you wear." "You don't they're too large, do you?" Jill asked, a note of concern in her voice. "No, no!" Jack said. "Breasts can be too big, in my opinion, but yours aren't. They're just right for accommodating a dick like mine between them." "Jack," Jill confided. "I don't know if I can eat. That probing interview got me all wound up." "Me too," Jack replied. "I'm hot, to say the least. Where did you make reservations?" "At the Beachcomber," Jill said. "It's right up the street." "Mine are at the Everest," Jack said. "Are you really as, uh, full as that girl said you were?" Jill asked Jack. "I haven't come in a month," Jack said. "A month!" Jill exclaimed. "I guess that would make your balls pretty swollen." "Let's see what kind of a room you've got at the Beachcomber," Jack suggested, to delighted agreement from Jill. "I promised not to come," Jack said, taking Jill's soapy hand from his dick as they stood naked in the steaming shower. "Any more of that and I'll break my pledge." "You really like Diane, don't you?" Jill asked. They stood face to face, their bodies wet but only their private parts lathered with soap. "Sure," Jack said. "But I like you too. A lot. And you and I are going to have the time of our lives at that club. And that means no breaking promises." "She won't be able to tell," Jill said. "Yes she will," Jack said. "Now turn around. It seems we're missing a few areas in our washing here." A little later Jack and Jill sat on the suite's king size bed, dry but still naked. The toweling off they had given each other had done little to lower their boiling passions. Jill put her hand to her pussy as she sat cross-legged before Jack, his erect penis still looming pleasantly before her. "Well, I can come, even if you can't," Jill said, and began rubbing herself. "You'll just have to watch me, I guess." "Oh, no you don't," Jack cried, and tumbled atop Jill. He grabbed a nearby pair of her discarded nylons. "What are you doing?" Jill asked. Jack had clamped her wrists together and was binding them with the nylons. "You're going to stay tied up all night long, young lady, to make sure you behave," Jack said. "No! Jack! I don't want to!" Jill cried, but fought back with only half her strength. Jack tied her wrists securely to the bars that made up the bed's headboard, then planted his ass on her tummy and thrust his dick between her breasts. He squeezed Jill's breasts together and began threading his penis back and forth between them. Jill, her pussy still aflame with desire, stopped kicking her legs and gazed down at the delectable dick just inches from her mouth. A bead of saliva formed on her lower lip and she licked it away with her tongue. Jack gave several more thrusts and then, just stopping in time, fell on his back beside her. "Go to sleep now," Jack said. He slid a hand underneath the small of Jill's back and let his fingers glide down between her legs to tease her clitoris. Jill turned her head toward Jack and their lips meshed. She bucked her hips once or twice as their kiss lasted, urging Jack's fingers to explore her further, to no avail. Jack touched just the tips of his digits to her, lightly and intermittently. His penis stood erect, pointing at the ceiling, straining as if a vagina was planted on the ceiling above them. Outside the sky grew dark and the lights of Waikiki winked on. Jack and Jill had made the round of most of the guests the following evening when Diane appeared and asked them to pick their punishments for initiation to the club. "You should pick each other's initiations...that would be most romantic," Diane advised, handing the list of male rituals to Jill and the female initiation sheet to Jack. "I want you to tease Jack but not let him come...all night long, just like it says here," Jill said ruefully. "Well, in that case you can give Jill an introductory whipping," Jack said, finding that item on the list. "Oh, you!" Jill cried. "My daddy never even spanked me!" "Sounds like we should make up some lost time then," Jack smiled. THE END Naughty Naked Dreamgirls in Holland Hunnies Chapter One We were tourists. We sat mesmerized on the bed, wondering where to go today. Wondering if we should. ÒDungeons to Let,Ó my boyfriend read aloud again. I snuggled closer to him. Mark and Elizabeth drew nearer too, Mark grasping me by both my shoulders as he leaned in over me, sitting next to me on the bed. I sensed Elizabeth getting cuddly-close to my Rob. We were in Holland. WeÕd finished Paris, been rather bored, actually, but now I was wondering if it hadnÕt been our fault. Perfect Puritans, weÕd slept as couples in separate bedrooms, myself with Rob and Elizabeth with her steady, Mark. Perhaps it was our own growing, gnawing ennui which was keeping our eyes fixed to the ad. I shifted my gaze, not to my husband, but to Mark. His manhood was boldly visible in his shorts. I noticed, for the first time really, how short the legs of his pants were. His strong, hairy legs sat commandingly on the edge of the bed, a young athletic king. His hands on my shoulders seemed to press into them, almost painfully. I kept my mouth shut, though, didnÕt complain. He was smitten by the ad, he did not mean to hurt me. ÒDungeons to Let, HollandÕs Finest. Quiet, discreet neighborhood. Pick your favorite. Hourly or Nightly rates. Couples Only.Ó My boyfriend read out the address. We seemed to savor every word of the number, the street, as if they were sweet candies. ÒSilly, of course,Ó My boyfriend said, looking up. ÒDo you think couples really do that?Ó Elizabeth asked. Her eyes were wide. Unconsciously, I think, she was stroking the inside of my husbandÕs thigh, her fingers rising ever closer toward his bulging crotch. ÒI guess so, European couples, I imagine,Ó my husband replied. He tried to say the words dismissively but the last of them caught in his throat. ÒI donÕt know about the rest of you, but I suddenly have a very strong urge to fuck someoneÕs brains out,Ó Mark announced unabashedly. I could see his words were true. Despite making love to Elizabeth last night, he was already full and ready to go again. I glanced at Elizabeth, saw her shocked look. Was she ready for more? Perhaps she was still sore from last night. Or just embarrassed. Yes, that was it, for her fingers had crept up to my boyfriendÕs crotch. Consciously or not she was stroking the outside of his pants where they bound his testicles. I allowed myself the same liberty. Deftly I squeezed MarkÕs balls, through his pants. ÒYou sir, couldnÕt possibly be full again already, could you?Ó ÒAre you girls going to stroll around again without bras today?Ó Mark asked. He glanced at my breasts. They were visibly excited. ÒWell, my nipples werenÕt erect yesterday, when we were walking around,Ó I answered sheepishly. I glanced at ElizabethÕs. They were as stiff as mine, making little tents in her tight, bulging tee. ÒWe got some looks yesterday, you know,Ó my boyfriend chimed in. ÒSo what? So what if men look at us? You two have been turning heads all across Europe,Ó Elizabeth replied. ÒYes,Ó I said, firm in my words but not in my heart. ÒWe will go out in whatever we wish, and you boys will just have to put up with it. I can just see you two today, striding along with your dicks all hard like they are, stuck inside your pants. Do you think women wonÕt notice that?Ó ÒWell, its the fault of this damn ad,Ó Rob, my boyfriend, replied. He stabbed the ad in the tourist brochure with his finger. ÒI want to stop there,Ó Mark announced. ÒOnly to look,Ó I told him. ÒSure, only to look.Ó ÒYou want to go there?Ó my Rob asked me. ÒWell,Ó I turned my gaze to Elizabeth. Her palm had slipped up to the actual protuberance of my boyfriendÕs cock in his pants. It was as if she were modestly covering his manhood from my eyes. ÒIÕll go, to look,Ó Elizabeth said. ÒWe can stand outside and take a picture of it. That would be pretty cool, to show to our friends back home.Ó ÒOkay,Ó Rob agreed. ÒI guess IÕd be labelled a chicken if I couldnÕt at least go and stand outside the place. Something for the scrapbook, I suppose, to entertain the guys back at work. A real dungeon, not just something you read about in Penthouse.Ó ÒYouÕve been reading Penthouse?Ó I asked him. ÒWhen I was younger, you know,Ó he replied. ÒAs in Ôyounger meaning today I am older than yesterday,ÕÓ Elizabeth teased. She squeezed his cock, as if sharing with him some private moment. ÒOkay, well, yesterday, then,Ó Rob admitted. ÒThe magazine had a very alluring older woman in dominatrix attire on the cover,Ó Elizabeth smiled. My eyes on hers, I let my hand take hold of her own boyfriendÕs cock. I would match her squeeze for squeeze, whether she was doing it on purpose or not. Our nipples were quite pointedly poking into our tees, trying to stab through them. WeÕd each chosen shirts of light, thin cotton. In the right light you could see the redness of our areoles within the close-fitting tees. They were tucked in tightly to the waistbands of our skirts. Our full bosoms alone threatened to rend them, our nipples only made matters worse. ÒI wasnÕt interested in her, just in what she was wearing,Ó my boyfriend tried to explain, but it was a lost cause. We were beyond caring now. We had to see that woman, or the version of her that must come with anyplace that advertised ÒDungeons to Let.Ó I stood. My skirt was short. As I fluffed my hair Mark lifted my skirt in back, giving himself an unrestricted view of my behind. ÒKinda short for walking, donÕt you think?Ó he asked. It was true. I wore a short denim skirt that promised to respond to the lightest gust of wind, showing off my panties. It was considerably shorter than the one IÕd worn yesterday. An antidote to tourist lassitude. ÒLook at your own girlfriendÕs,Ó I said. He knew I meant the length of her skirt, not her panties. I did not mind him looking at my panties, IÕd suddenly decided, though heÕd not seen me this intimately before. Somehow he knew, we all knew, that I meant the skirt not my panties. ÒYours is too short also,Ó my Rob said to Elizabeth. She sat still beside him, he lifted her dress in front. ÒNice panties, though.Ó They were white, mine were black. ÒThank you, sir, I thought you might like them,Ó Elizabeth teased. They were transparent. You could see her auburn thatch within them. ÒYour girlfriend has a nice muff,Ó Rob told Mark. ÒYours has a nice ass,Ó Rob replied. He patted me, dropped my dress. He stood up behind me and pressed himself into me. Rob tickled ElizabethÕs cunny, she giggled. Her breasts wobbled within her shirt. They were too light, they showed too much. We should change them, I knew, and I knew we would not. ÒDear, letÕs try it,Ó I said, walking across to my Rob. I embraced him even as Elizabeth reclaimed Mark. ÒAlright, but just a photo,Ó he said. Somewhere Elizabeth echoed him. WHO AM I? by holy joe I was reading Anne McCaffrey recently and she described how readers feel when they see her. She said their responses range from ÒSkepticism to deep disappointment.Ó (The Girl Who Heard Dragons, pg. 11.) I donÕt want you to wonder about me. So let me describe myself. First, IÕm short. My eyes are short too. IÕm not overweight enough to get into the Guiness Book of World Records, but then IÕm sorta lazy and just donÕt eat enough to make that grade. I look at porno magazines at the bookstore a lot. I wear a green eyeshade to keep the overhead lights out of my eyes so I can check to see if there are any finger smudges in the magazines IÕm considering buying. If I see a girl (which happens sometimes) I speak to her in a deep, baritone voice. Unfortunately, it comes out a little high. Sort of like a soprano whoÕs lost his balls. (IÕm disabled, I guess.) (In the voice, not the balls, ladies!!!) Usually I try this line as an ice-breaker: ÒHowdy, honey, how ya doinÕ there?Ó It doesnÕt work too well but itÕs the only line I know. If IÕm successful, and she asks what I do, I tell her, ÒI write porn for a living.Ó This usually increases the dropoff rate, alas, but IÕm just being truthful. (Roller doesnÕt write all those stories!) Of course I hastily add that I donÕt write porn Ôcause I donÕt have a girlfriend. Then I ask her if sheÕd like to go on a date with me. (Not that I need one, of course.) Usually the girl is not too receptive. So at this point I whip out my ÔHoly Joe Guarantee.Õ I assure her that despite the fact that IÕve got eleven porno magazines in my arms, I donÕt masturbate. ÒI havenÕt cum in 10 years!Ó I assured the last girl I was speaking to. This didnÕt impress her, for some reason. Then her mother showed up and told her it was time to go. I dress frugally. ItÕs not always the latest style, but I do my best. I was really pleased recently when ÔwideÕ pants came back into style, because there are a lot of old 1960Õs bellbottoms down at the Goodwill store. Usually I wear cowboy boots under my pants. Those always seem to be in style. Then, to top me off, I wear an Aloha shirt. For practical reasons. I donÕt have to worry about tucking it in and nobody wonders why I donÕt have a tie on. LetÕs see: my hair. Well, I have as much as on the day I was born, so, net, I figure thereÕs actually been no loss. Lately IÕve grown a beard to see if I can fool girls into thinking IÕm Z Z Top. So far, no luck. (Guess itÕs not long enough yet.) Exercise! Yes, IÕm an exercise nut. Since I donÕt have a car and canÕt afford a bicycle, I do a LOT of walking. And pushing that grocery cart around all day with all those empty cans in it and all the porno IÕve bought strengthens my upper arms considerably. When I was younger I just used to sit in front of my parentÕs T.V. all day. But now IÕm on my own, an Outdoors Man. IÕm considering starting a catalog business: Holy Joe Outdoors. I could sell skillets that IÕve tested myself, over trash bins, and I could offer advice on where the best public bathrooms are. I donÕt believe in roughing it, despite being an Outdoors Man. I like to avail myself of all the public school restrooms and all the nice, well-kept bushes and trees, and the bathroom at Burger King. I figure, weÕre a civilized race of people now. Why go in the National Forest when I can just go on the curb? IÕm widely read. Standing in Tower Books for hours on end each month, I manage to read almost all the porno mags for free. (The ones I donÕt buy to, uh, check my size with, that is.) So I am highly versed and learned in all matters pornographic. Yesterday a policewoman asked me something and I showed her my intelligence by quoting to her from all the latest porno magazines. Being a woman, of course, she failed to be impressed. (Women are stupider than men.) For a living I beg. IÕm upholding this profession because, in my opinion, it is the worldÕs oldest profession. The first time anybody needed something, and had nothing to offer in return, they were forced to beg for it. I think buying sex came way later than simply begging for it. So thatÕs why I beg, to uphold the oldest values, the ones weÕre in danger of losing as we hurtle into an unknown Information Age future. I ran for dog catcher last year but nobody voted for me. I stood out on the street corner every day shouting at people, telling them my platform, but I guess I needed to get with the Special Interests to insure that I was actually on the ballot. So I lost, or there was no space for all my millions of fans to write my name in. (I was in California at the time. ThereÕs no space for write-in candidates on their ballots. I guess because, with all their T.V. shows and movies, they all forgot how to write.) So ladies, if you are looking for an educated, fashionable male to be your house-husband for you, please e-mail me. I promise to save all the empty beer cans I drink so I can recycle them, just like I do now. IÕll even check the neighborÕs garbage to see if they have any empty beer cans if you want me to. IÕm not afraid of work! But I believe in being married to a strong woman, and supporting her in her career. If youÕre willing to cook for me when you get home from your Important Job IÕm sure we can live quite well together. AND IN THE END... I kissed a little girl in the first grade yesterday but nobodyÕs offered me $100,000 for the movie rights yet... -h.j. ----------------------- Fuck Decency! ----------------------- -Free Fuck Decency e-mail subscriptions: send (18 or up) age statement to: roller666@aol.com -To unsubscribe: Send $100.00 to The North American Man/Boy Love Association, P.O. Box 174, Midtown Station, New York, NY 10018. -My ftp site is: members.aol.com/roller666 Diapergirls! (CuntCastle2d) -My ftp site is: members.aol.com/roller6666 CuntCastle3b here! -My ftp site is: members.aol.com/nnd666 NEW! 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