Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. The Smoke Counselor, How it all started Introduction Yes, I have to admit, I am a smoke fetishist. This is the diary of my practice as a smoke counselor. In the days before all the amateur and professional sites for us fetishists began to pop up in Cyberspace, it was very hard to get enough fuel for my fetish. That is why I searched and eventually found a way to satisfy my fetish. One of my better sides is that I can listen to people. While in my teenage years I was a rather nondescript individual, with narrow shoulders and broad hips, so the more glamorous girls would laugh at the idea of dating me. But I noticed that some of the better-looking girls sought up my friendship, seeing in me a sort of comrade. They regarded me as a minor male, but a guy who would help out with homework and sometimes be their confessor. By and by they would seek my advice in all sorts of things, especially in their little dramas with their boyfriends. As rumor spread I was trustworthy and also rather "wise" I soon had many girls as platonic friends and even some guys too. It was hard sometimes, when they would sit there weeping their hearts out and smoking up a storm, as most of the girls who would seek advice were smokers, but I knew that any attempt to cross the line would instantly ruin my reputation. The few times I made attempts to date a girl didn't work out well, either because the girl was too nice and virtuous, or she was unattractive. One attempt to sleep with a non-smoker had ended in disaster, as I was totally unable to get my flagpole raised. Back then I didn't dare approach a smoker, and with my fetish only smokers would arouse me. So I almost finished high school as a frustrated virgin lurker, if it hadn't been for a seaside vacation when I had my first "affair" with a girl my age. As she was quite smoker, I had no problem to spend a couple of hot nights with her and learn how good a smoky kiss could taste. After high school I hung out in a couple of jobs, but as my well-to-do belated aunt had left me some money, I decided to give it a try and do something new. Why not try and make something out of my counseling talent I had proven in high school? So I rented a former practice from a shrink who wanted to retire and gave it a start. The sign on the door said simply "Advisory services. Seek advice with your problems." and below, smaller, "smoking allowed inside". I was counting on the fact that women were more likely to try out any new trend, while men were too proud to admit they had problems they couldn't handle. The little hint with the smoking part was meant to attract smokers. My goal was to build a reputation of a smoking specialist who would "treat" smokers, especially female ones. This way I hoped to not only meet lots of smoking women who would smoke in front of me, but eventually get around to a bit more then that. File #1 My first real case of smoke counseling It took some time till the first real "case" of the kind I was seeking came my way, but it came. She was a woman in her mid thirties, a nice blonde, not exceptionally beautiful, but nice to look at. She was about 5"5, a bit stocky and well stuffed. A friend of hers (whom I had quite successfully advised on something trivial) had directed her to me. On my desk was a sign "Thank You for Smoking" and most of my customers would laugh, considering it a joke, except the smokers. She gave the sign an inquisitive look: 'Is this meant in earnest?' she asked with a look of disbelief. The anti-smoker campaigns that were popping up lately had unsettled many smokers. 'Yeah, sure. Actually I wrote this, because a smoker who isn't allowed to smoke gets nervous. That's not the best state of mind to open up one's heart. So I prefer smokers to smoke here, so they feel more comfortable.' 'Nice. The first doctor who wants me to smoke.' she replied, amused. 'Well, I'm not a doctor you know, just a guy who will listen to you and hopefully give you some advice on whatever is bothering you.' 'Yes, yes I know that. So you really don't mind if I smoke?' 'No, please smoke whenever you feel like it.' I would at least get the opportunity to watch a woman smoke. One for me. She took out a pack of Marlboro 100's, the red ones, full flavor. I loved to see women smoke all sorts of stuff, but the 100's with the cork tip had always been my favorite ones - when a woman smoked them of course. She lit her cigarette and took a nice drag, followed by a good inhale that made her chest rise. I had always loved that moment the most, when a woman's chest rose, making her breasts press against her bra, or even better when she had no bra, and it would lift her nipples in a delicious way. She held the smoke down quite a while and then blew a big stream of creamy white smoke right above my head. A nice start, I said to myself. Wonder why she's here. 'This is exactly why I'm here.' she said lifting her hand with the cigarette. She held the cigarette in the sexiest way I know. Her elbow rested in the palm of her other hand on her lap and the arm pointed upwards, her hand held sideways with the burning end of the cigarette pointing to the sky and the thumb rested on the filter end. 'I'm here because of my smoking.' she said. I must have looked a bit puzzled. 'You see, I'm a closet smoker. Actually I smoke at work, but not at home. My husband doesn't know about it. I'd hate to quit, but on the other hand I fear one day my husband will find out, and then I don't know what's gonna happen. I wish I knew a way to tell him, but I'm afraid he may be disgusted and turn away from me.' She talked rapidly, like she was afraid to lose her courage. In between words she dragged nervously on her cigarette, spreading puffs of smoke while she talked. She wasn't exactly my type, but still the sight of her smoking and talking was exciting. Time for a bit of questioning. 'Your husband is an anti-smoker then?' 'No, not excatly, I mean I don't really know. We never talk about smoking.' 'Had you been a smoker when you two met? 'Well, I smoked my first one when I was eleven and I have been smoking daily since I was twelve, but when I met him I was trying to quit, so he never saw me smoking. As he doesn't smoke and never did, I was glad that I wasn't smoking when I met him. Somehow, while I did pick up smoking again after we'd been dating a couple of times, I didn't dare to confess.' 'So you're positive he never suspected anything, but on the other hand you have no idea if he is against smoking, or more tolerant?' an idea was forming in my mind. I knew that a lot of men actually found smoking erotic, even if they were no real smoke fetishists. So there was quite a chance that with a good strategy, I could make them both happy. It was a gamble and it would take some patience on her part, but I was anxious to see if the strategy would work. 'You see, I'm asking these questions with a purpose. If he had been a rabid anti-smoker, you had only two options: he or the cigarettes. But let's hope it's not that bad. I will give you directions on what to do over the next week. Then we'll meet again and discuss what's to be done.' 'So you think there may be a way...?' 'I'm not saying anything yet. You will have to study your husband's reactions in some situations and then we'll decide.' 'Oh, I see.' she was working her way thru her second cigarette now and I admired the way she relished her smoke. Even with the second or third exhale after she had inhaled, thin streams of smoke would still float from her mouth and nose. She sure took in lots of smoke. 'I need some supplementary information about your lifestyle and preferences to refine my plan.' I made a mental note to prepare a questionnaire for future cases. For now I would take some notes. 'Do you rent video tapes now and then?' 'Once in a while, yes.' 'Good, I will give you a list with some movies. They all have lots of scenes where women are smoking. You must try to watch your husband's reactions when a woman smokes in the movie. I have here a special one for you. In this movie the heroine is a chain-smoker and at one point the hero, after making love to her, tells her she shouldn't smoke that much. She then decides to quit on the spot. It would be a good idea if you criticize the male character for patronizing the woman, like if he loves her, he shouldn't care if she smokes or not. It may give us a hint as to whether your husband is totally against a smoker-nonsmoker couple, like the one you'd want to become.' I handed her my private copy of "Millennium". 'Take good care of it.' The story of that video-tape passed my mind. In high school, I had watched the movie by coincidence and then spent a substantial part of my pocket-money on the tape. I used to test how some of my school-mates would react to that scene. To my surprise only a few agreed with the man. Almost all would be on the woman's side, like they wanted her go on smoking. I scribbled some more titles on a piece of paper and handed them to my "patient". 'Then you must try to make him take you out to a bar or a restaurant with a smoking section, and manage to place him so that there are women smoking in his line of sight. Again watch him and try to direct the conversation towards the topic of smoking and especially women smoking.' 'That will be easy. He wanted to take me out one of these days anyway.' 'You can also make up a story about a work-mate who had been dumped by her boyfriend because she wouldn't quit smoking, or maybe talk about whether mothers should allow their daughters to smoke and the likes. But don't ever admit to him that you have smoked or that you still do, or you might ruin everything.' She absorbed my words eagerly while she reached for yet another cigarette. 'I hope you don't mind that I'm smoking so much, but I rarely get the occasion to smoke leisurely. I'm afraid you'll have to keep the windows open all day after I leave.' 'Oh, don't worry about that. I don't mind. Besides I have this smoke-killer here and it works pretty well. I doubt you have smelt much when you entered this room, although people smoke here every day.' I showed her the machine on a side-table. I didn't lie to her. The nifty contraption indeed took care of most of the smell. 'But let's get on with our plan. If you think you can figure him out, you can make preparations for the second stage. Only if he shows violent anti-smoking reactions, we may have to meet sooner. Even that mustn't necessarily mean all hope is lost. But let's hope for the best. For the second stage you will need some fancy lingerie, whatever you think works best on your man. You will also buy a long cigarette holder, but you have to exercise on it. If you have nowhere to go, you can come here to practice.' How unselfish of me! 'That's about all for now. Call me for an appointment if you think you've studied him enough.' She looked like she had some more questions, but she didn't express the doubts she might have had. She smoked her cigarette down to the filter, like the ones before, and then she left. I had to admit that the whole business had placed me into a state of excitement, with a hard bulge in my pants. I was very curious to see if her husband would turn out to be a hopeless case of smoke-hater or not. Next day it turned out I didn't have to wait. She phoned me from work and sounded pretty desperate over the phone. I told her to come over as soon as she could. At noon she came in, almost hysterical. She immediately lit a cigarette. She took a couple of hard drags and then said: 'It was a total disaster. We watched that movie and he constantly made negative remarks about the woman in your movie and he seemed very satisfied when the man made her quit. I didn't even dare take up the subject.' 'Well, that's not the end of the world, you know.' 'Oh but I will never be able to make him accept my smoking. I'll have to quit and even the thought chills me to the bones. I know how hard it had been the first time. Weekends drive me crazy when I have abstain.' 'Now have another cigarette and let me clarify a few things. What happened after the movie? Don't get me wrong, this may be important. Did he make love to you last night?' She blushed and after a deep drag on her cigarette she answered: 'Actually, yes he did.' 'Was it good or just average?' 'Well I couldn't really enjoy it after the show he had put on about smoking, but he was quite frantic. In fact he almost dragged me into the bedroom right after the end of the movie.' Exactly as I had hoped. He was obviously fighting his attraction towards smoking women. But I didn't want to blow it, so I gave her another movie from my collection. 'You will have to make some more observations on him, but the way you describe it, there's definitely a good chance he actually finds smoking makes a woman look sexy - only he's afraid to admit it. That may well be the reason why he reacted that way. Try to make him take you out tonight, and make sure that he can see a lot of women smoking. If I'm on the right track, you may even find he gets an erection from watching a sexy smoker in the bar or restaurant. I'm sure you'll find a way to feel around for his buddy without attracting attention. You can also watch this movie and test him again. If you get a positive result, meaning he does get a hard one from watching smokers, or he gives you a good workout again, you come back to me. Then you'll get your final instructions.' The prospect of helping this couple to a smoking happiness elated me all day. I was pretty sure already the guy would gladly accept his wife as a smoker, once she managed to break his self-imposed barrier down. The next two days I dealt with other more trivial cases. She came in the third day, still quite nervous but cautiously confident. 'You were right. He sure got hot while watching women smoking at the bar we went to. Yesterday after the movie he made love to me again and it was almost like in the beginning of our relationship. So what do you want me to do next?' 'Ok. Take care you make it home an hour or so before he is due. Get in shape and put some make up on, just a bit tartish, if you know what I mean. Dress up in some hot lacy lingerie. A stiff drink might loosen you up a bit, but don't get drunk. Then you hide the lingerie under a gown or whatever you wear at home. When he comes home, make him a drink or give him his slippers and his food or whatever his homecoming routine is. He's not supposed to notice anything out of the ordinary. After he has settled a bit you will start the show. Tell him to keep his eyes closed as you want to surprise him. You then slip out, undress, light the cigarette in the holder and pop up in front of him. You can also make him leave the room for couple of minutes and drape yourself in full pose over the sofa. The thing is, you must take him totally by surprise and confront him with your vampy attitude. The best pose is in profile with the holder between your lips. Take a couple of hearty drags from the cigarette and exhale a big stream of smoke. He may freak out at first, but don't get confused. Instead approach him slowly and give him a good French kiss, while blowing smoke into his face. You think you can do it?' 'I sure hope so. It's worth a try. I can always pretend it was something I read about how to enhance our love-life. I'll probably have to quit smoking if it doesn't work, but then I'll be sure there's no other way.' 'Well then, go ahead, no need to put it off any longer.' She finished her cigarette and went away, eager to make her stunt. Success Sure enough a happy woman came flying into my office next morning. She gave me a thorough hug and a sisterly kiss on my lips. Then she told me the story. 'My God Mr. Fleming, you are a genius!' she exclaimed, puffing relaxed on her cigarette. 'It happened exactly as you predicted. When he entered our living room and saw me draped over our couch like Marlene Dietrich, I thought he was gonna have a stroke. He turned red and I feared his eyes would pop out of their sockets. He sure was mad as hell, but also too shocked to react. So I approached him slowly and gave him a smoky kiss. He wanted to step back at first, but like a snap he gave in. Suddenly he couldn't have enough. He wanted to kiss me after each drag from my cigarette. He sank on the couch and dragged me onto his lap. He kissed me thru a second cigarette, this time without the holder. He even inhaled some of my smoke and acted ecstatically over it. We ended up making love like crazy right there on the couch. He made me light cigarette after cigarette thru the whole act, till he came with a force like never before. I must say that odd as it seemed at first, smoking while he was riding me turned out to be the best thing I have ever done. Afterwards we had a very long talk. Of course he wanted me to go on smoking while I sat on his lap and we talked it out.' Wow, I said to myself, first try, first hit. I was getting aroused myself and wished I could have watched them at it. She went on smoking and accounting of the memorable event. 'He confessed that he had always been attracted to female smokers as long as he could remember. However while in high school something happened at a party. He had met a girl there and they retreated to a room to talk. But then the girl took out a cigarette and lit it. He assumed, wrongly as it turned out, she was hot on him. Utterly aroused by her smoking, he gave it a try. Unfortunately she had nothing like that on her mind, so he ended up trying to rape her. She fought back well, and he came to reason before any real damage happened, apart from a few loose buttons on both of them. The girl never said a word about it, but he was so ashamed of what he had done, provoked by a cigarette in the girls mouth, that he swore to himself he would stay away from female smokers forever. He never suspected me of smoking, but he smelled something about my maneuvers with the movies and the bar. Not in his wildest dreams had he hoped for what happened. He even admitted that sometimes, when we made love, he had to picture me as a smoker to get an orgasm.' Well done, I thought, mentally patting myself on the shoulder. Another cigarette and she continued: 'After I gave him some hot smoky thanks for his confession, I told him the truth about me too. How I had started smoking early in my teens, how he had met me just when I had quit for a while, without actually meaning to. I told him how I had hidden my habit from him, and how I had searched for a solution to this dilemma, afraid to admit my habit after so many years and afraid I would lose him. He told me that had it not been for the vamp-show I had devised, he may have considered separation if he had found out accidentally that I had double-crossed him all these years.' She smiled happily and I noticed that she looked much better then before. She radiated an aura of satisfaction and self-assuredness that had been missing before. Being not only able to smoke whenever and wherever she wanted, but also having her smoking now as a means to enhance her sex-life, she now could look forward to living "happily ever after". 'He gave me another ride after we talked, a thing he never had done before. My tame husband, who would hardly bring it up to twice a week, has now turned into a raging stallion. I had given up all hope for the fuck of the century - and now I had it twice in one night, each time more than half an hour!' Her words went down like oil. She was making me horny, with those luscious deep throat inhales and her slow rich exhales. 'He said we'll take it up tonight where we had left it yesterday. I can hardly wait. It's so good I can smoke all over the house now. Imagine he told me he actually loved the smell of stale smoke in the morning. He wants to smell my breath all the time! I had a hard time avoiding that, lest he might find out my secret and now he wants to sleep with his nose in my mouth!' She had red cheeks from the excitement, telling me all those intimate details. She smoked away, enjoying every drag. 'You know what he told me this morning? He wants me to try a cigar from time to time. Can you imagine that? I'm not even sure I'm so keen on that. On the other hand I always wanted to try a good cigar, so why not use it on my man? As long as he can take it physically - and I have no doubt about that - we have to make up for a long time of sexual mediocrity.' It looked like she wanted to add something, but couldn't make up her mind. 'Actually, there's something I wanted to discuss with you, but I don't know how to put it in words.' Her cheeks were crimson red by now. 'You see, I love my husband dearly, and now with the new situation he has turned out to be the best lover a woman could wish for.' She lit another cigarette and puffed nervously on it, gathering strength to let it out. Then she went on, almost whispering. 'You see, I want to do something I know would upset my husband, but I feel like doing it once in my life, just to know how it feels.' I had no idea where she was heading with this. What came next almost knocked me over. 'You see, I have never made love to anybody else but my husband. Before this all happened I was content to be a mildly attractive woman with a growing weight-problem, and with no prospect but to grow quietly old with my husband. Now that I know I can turn at least one man into a hot lover, I want just for once to try it out with someone else. It has to be someone I like, and he has to be like my husband - excited by my smoking.' She sighed and smoked away in silence, waiting for my reply. I was shocked, not daring to hope what she seemed to hint at, that the one she wanted to try it out on would be me. 'Oh gosh, you do surprise me. You make me feel guilty. I wanted you to be happy with your husband and not...' I couldn't finish my line of thought without offending her. She didn't take it the wrong way. I could see she was still ashamed of her boldness. I must admit that while she had looked a bit plump to my eyes on her first visit to my practice, I now found her bulging softness quite sexy. Besides, her breasts were quite a head-turner. Under the blouse she was wearing I couldn't make out a bra, and still her breasts looked pretty firm and not sagging at all. Hadn't I dreamt all my life of sinking my head into such big firm beauties? But was she really meaning to tell me she wanted to make love to me? Her next words removed any doubts, making my head swim and my buddy tear at my zipper. 'I hope you don't mind, but I was thinking that maybe you... You seem to be crazy about women smoking too, just like my husband, and I thought that... ' She needed encouragement. I stepped over to her chair, lifted her by her hands, embraced her and gave her a hearty tongue-tango. Her body felt soft and firm at the same time. It was an overwhelming sensation to hold a mature woman, chesty and full-bodied in my arms. She smelled of perfume and smoke, an inebriating combination for me. She stroked my hard buddy gently and said: 'We'll get this little friend some work to do tonight. My husband is away for a couple of days on an assignment. Come to my place around seven. I'll be ready for you.' She leaned into me for a while, taking my leg between hers and resting her breasts against my chest. We stood there entangled, arms around each other while she smoked up her cigarette, exhaling right into my face every time. From a distance cigarette smoke can be pretty harsh and even stink, depending on the brand and the gender of the person smoking, but I had always adored the smell of a woman's exhale right into my face. Reluctantly she took her arms down and stepped away to put out her cigarette. With a last peck and a wink she left. The reward I stood there thinking for a long time. Did I have qualms over cheating on another man? No, why should I give up the opportunity to have a round of smoky sex for the first time in my life? Was there any danger her husband would pop up and raise hell, or even worse? I didn't care. I had been working towards such an occasion since I started the whole advisory setup, and by mere luck had not only managed a successful "counseling", but had gotten also the opportunity for a good fuck with a quite attractive mature smoker. I had always had a soft spot for the fuller woman, as long as they had a visible waistline, no big belly and no sagging breasts. So I certainly wouldn't recoil from this chance. But would I be capable of sustaining the act even once? I needed some chemical help on this part. I thought of the little pillbox a fellow student had given to me once. I remembered what he said to me. 'This stuff can make a stud out of an eunuch. But don't overdo it. One pill will take you to heaven and back, two take you to the hospital and three to the pathologist. They work for some twelve hours. Afterwards you will feel like a zombie for another twelve, but it's worth it. And don't even think of taking more than one in a week. You will die of exhaustion if you screw ten times every night.' I decided to take them with me, but use them only in case of emergency. I closed shop, went to my place to have a rest, scrub up and dress. Then I left for her place, only a half an hour walk away. I had thought briefly of jerking off, so I wouldn't make an ass of myself with a premature ejaculation, but I decided against it. I had tried it once and then had been unable to achieve anything with the girl afterwards. True enough, that girl had been no match to the woman awaiting me, but I didn't dare take chances. She opened the door dressed loosely in a translucent flimsy piece of silk that went for a robe. Beneath it she had a black bodice and straps with black net stockings attached, but no panties, her blonde tuft in full sight. She looked like a hooker from the 19th century. I could tell by the slight tremor in her voice and by the way she was smoking that she was quite nervous. So I played the gentleman, kissed her hand and asked if she wanted to call the whole thing off. With a nervous laugh she gave me a big hug and kissed me directly on my mouth. The taste of lipstick and smoke has always been a huge turn on for me and the hint of Bourbon that accompanied it helped too. Her body smelt of perfume and a bit of sweat. I could even smell her sex faintly. My buddy showed flag immediately. After we had shaken tongues long enough, she leaned back a little and said: 'If you were a bit older, I would seriously consider dumping my husband and running off with you. But I'll be an old hag till you loose your milk-teeth.' She laughed heartily. 'I have been worried about you not finding me attractive enough, with all the fat hanging on me.' I had to remove her worries pronto. 'Oh, c'mon, you look no older than I am and besides, hasn't anybody told you look like Marilyn Monroe's younger sister?' She blushed and gave me a kiss on my lips, again with lots of smoke on it. I loved it. If she went on like this I would probably shoot off before I even got my dick out. 'You're really after me, aren't you? I like that.' she said in a low husky voice. 'But let's have a drink first.' We had a double one each, good straight bourbon, no frills. The alcohol helped me relax a bit. She had begun to sway a little and her speech was a bit blurred, as she obviously was a few drinks ahead of me. Personally I had always found women are the best lovers when they are tipsy. She wasn't as drunk as to lose control, but drunk enough to act totally uninhibited. And that's what she did. She pushed me to the floor and, cigarette clenched between her teeth, she tore my jeans and pants down. Then she ripped my shirt open and lowered herself over my stone hard dick. It slid directly into her wet and warm slit. She had just started to rock when I couldn't hold back and jerked off like a rookie. She smiled round the cigarette she was still dangling, took a lung bursting drag and held the smoke down. Then she bent over till I felt her nipples touch my own thru the thin fabric of the bodice. Slowly exhaling the smoke she started licking around my lips. Below the intense spicy smell of fresh smoke and bourbon I could taste the tar on her saliva and smell the sweet sour foulish but arousing residues of two decades of smoking. It was the sweetest sensation I had ever had in close contact with a woman. My buddy didn't fail me. Unlike other times after I had jerked off, he hadn't shrunk, just softened up, so I was still inside her. Now as my buddy turned hard again, she just sat up, reached for a fresh cigarette and started rocking again, gently at first, but building up a faster and faster rhythm, while dragging ever harder on her cigarette, enveloping us both in a huge cloud of aromatic creamy white mist. She reached her orgasm fast enough and I struggled not to shoot off, helping her sustain her orgasm. She forgot all about her cigarette, dragging on the empty filter, rocking, shivering and groaning. After what seemed hours, I let loose and squirted out a huge quantity, till I felt it dripping on my loins. Totally numbed I dropped my hands from her sides and fought for air, breathing in the wonderful spicy second-hand smoke that lingered around us. She gave a last ecstatic cry and collapsed on top of me, her legs rested on top of mine, her cheek on my cheek. I felt her weight on my chest, but it was the sweetest load I ever had to carry. I felt encased by her soft yet firm warm flesh and partly by the silk of her bodice and her stockings. The mix of soft skin and silk was tantalizing. On her breath the tarry smell had grown much stronger now, and in conjunction with the alcohol made my head swim. Her sweat smelled sweet and milky. For a moment I felt so warm and cozy I felt I would want to stay like that forever. Her panting slowed after a while and she gave me yet another endless deep throat kiss. She rolled off me and put her robe on. We went to her kitchen and had a light dinner, accompanied by more drinks and a couple of cigarettes on her side. I was inclined to leave it at that and go home, but as I stood up and reached for my sports coat, she stopped me. Slightly annoyed she said: 'Don't tell me you've had enough?' 'Well, err , I...' I muttered, not sure how to react. I sure could have done with a bit more of the same, but I wasn't sure what was on her mind. It was in fact more hard relentless sex, as it turned out. 'I'm not thru with you yet, buster.' she said with a promising smile. Then she leaned into me once more and we kissed hard. I took her hands into mine and looking deep into her eyes, I said: 'Look, you turn me on like no woman before you. I'm willing to go however far you want us to. All I wanted was to give you a chance to withdraw if you had wished so. So whatever you want me to do for you, I'll do it.' 'Aaah, that's my boy. I hope you can stand up to what I have in mind. Now get out of your clothes.' she answered, purring like a cat. I undressed to the skin and she did the same. All she kept was her cigarette. 'Now I'd love to try something new. You think you can stand cigar smoke?' 'I don't mind at all. Anything a woman smokes turns me on.' The prospect made my dick twitch. Heat spread thru my body. We went to her bedroom. She opened a drawer and took out a pack of Middleton's. I didn't know much about cigars, except that the cheaper ones, like those my fellow students had sometimes smoked, didn't smell so nice. To my surprise, after she released a big plume from one of those cigars, it smelled very good, not unlike a good pipe. Later on I found out that they were indeed made of pipe tobacco. She giggled and said: 'Hey, these smell real good actually. Let's see if I can get a bit of smoke down my throat.' Still giggling, she made a tentative inhale. 'Wow, that's good. It tickles a bit, but it's nice.' Next thing she took a serious drag and inhaled again. I feared she had choked or something, as she stood there immobile, holding her breath. But then after a very long time, she slowly exhaled with a pleased sigh. 'This is the best smoke I've ever had.' She took another drag, again holding down for at least ten seconds. This time she exhaled a bit thru her nose before she released a long stream thru her slightly parted lips. 'I'm getting a little dizzy, but it tastes so damned good! And I love the raspy feeling on my throat, like mint.' She came over to me, blew a bit of the fantastic smelling smoke into my face and then, after inhaling again, she kissed me hard, letting the smoke escape slowly thru her nostrils and a bit of it into my mouth. Her bare skin against mine felt much better than the silk. Her nipples pinched my skin in a very pleasant way. She withdrew and asked: 'How did you like it?' 'Makes me wanna fuck your brains out.' I was a bit ashamed that I had uttered such gross words, but she seemed to like it. 'Then what the hell are you waiting for? Shove your ass over here and let's go.' I complied gladly. The sight of her with the tipped cigar and the smell and taste had done it to me. I was hard as a rock again and ready for another ride. This time she wanted me to sit on a chair, and she sat on my lap face to face. It was a bit awkward, as I couldn't penetrate her completely. Still, with her nipples against mine, her soft thighs and her face opposite mine, so I could look at her while she smoked hands free, made up for it. We worked away for a while not really hitting the path to paradise. So she knelt in front of her bed, cigar clenched firmly between her teeth and presented me her backside. I bent over and started thrusting hard into her. This was much better, I love doggie style anyway and she seemed quite satisfied herself. But I couldn't see her face this way, so I turned her around, made her lay on her back and then I took her legs on my shoulder. This turned out to be best. We continued with much more passion. She was ready long before me and the sight of her biting and hitting hard on the cigar, dragging all she could get right down into her lungs, breathing undiluted smoke in and out, almost my eyes pop out. I wanted to share the smoke with her. I thrust my dick in and out frantically and the moment she gave a shrill cry, beating her heels against my back, I pushed her knees away from my shoulders and bent over. As she exhaled, I dragged the smoke in thru my lips. It hit me hard and a climax swept over me like I had never had before. The smoke had made my dizzy, almost to nausea and had raked badly on my throat, as I wasn't used to smoking, but done on the culmination of an orgasm it was indeed a terrific experience. I nestled into her side, hands over her breast and started to playfully kiss my way around her cheek. She had smoked down the cigar to a mere butt, so she stubbed it out. 'I'll have more of these. They're too strong for all day, but they're a nice treat for special occasions and they're perfect for sex. You can't munch them up and they don't fall out of your mouth that easy. Right now I feel like having another one. Ever since I've outed myself in front of my husband, I can't seem to get enough nicotine in my system. God how I love it!' she wriggled in my arms, made a half turn to face me and laid a leg over mine. Her breasts pressed against my chest and I could feel her breath in my face. It smelled different now, sweeter and even more aromatic, a huge turn on. She reached for the box of cigars and took one, brought it to her lips and lit it. 'You wanna share this one with me?' she asked. 'No, I'd rather not. I'm not used to it and I will get sick. But I'll gladly take some second-hand stuff from you.' 'You're welcome. Help yourself.' she inhaled, cigar firmly clenched sideways between her teeth, pushing her breasts into me while her chest heaved. Then, after holding the smoke down for a while, she approached my lips and blew the smoke in my mouth. I didn't dare inhale properly, but I sealed her lips with mine. The cigar pointed upwards now, close to my cheek. I could feel the heat of its glow, but it didn't matter. I caressed her teeth with my tongue and met the tip of her tongue. Then she held the cigar with her hand and pushed it a bit inwards, so she had the thicker end of the plastic tip between her teeth. This way our tongues could meet, even if the plastic tip of the cigar was a little in the way. She dragged on the cigar and the smoke filled the joint cavity. It tickled pleasantly on my tongue till she sucked it all in, lifting her lip a bit, to allow for air to come in. It was delicious, almost as good as sex. I was with her when she smoked, my tongue felt what she felt, and it made us both happy. She went on smoking for a while, exhaling thru her nose, till we started drooling too much and gave it up. I felt that however exciting the situation may still become, my buddy would fail me, so I thought of the little pill from my friend and excused myself to go take it. The pill had hardly melted when my buddy stood upwards and felt like bursting. I returned to the bedroom and when I saw her suckling on the cigar, exhaling smoke with every breath, I couldn't help but jump on her and pump her up once again, this time in the plain old missionary style. She was over the top in no time, almost choking from the direct inhales she took, but still hitting hard on that cigar. Finally we collapsed, exhausted and I rolled to the side once again. 'Boy, luckily my man isn't such a stud like you. The way these cigars propel me thru my orgasm, I couldn't make it long with three of them each night. I feel them heavy on my chest already, but I still can't stop drinking them in. Time to switch back to cigarettes.' She gave me a kiss and made for the bathroom, cigar still dangling from her lips. The pill worked wonderfully on me. I wasn't tired at all and my dick refused to go to bed too. I hoped she would let me use it a bit more on her. I heard the shower and I said to myself: in every other movie they do it under the shower. Why not try it out. I joined her, and nature took its course once more. It was a pleasant alternation and while neither of us grew ecstatic, we had our fun. I found it a bit awkward as she was quite a bit shorter than me, so I had to bend my knees in an unpleasant position, but we managed quite well. Still, I didn't find it a memorable experience. That one was still to come. 'You still fit?' she asked enigmatically. I wondered what would come next. On my list there were a couple of stunts we hadn't tried. 'What I'd like to do now is more uncommon and I won't be cross if you refuse. You think you might eventually... well, do it up my ass?' So she wanted the anal stuff. Why not, I said to myself. She took a can of ointment and greased my dick thoroughly and her own anus too. She knelt over her bed with a pack of her Marlboros handy. I knelt down behind her and gently started to seek out her backdoor with my dick. With all the lubricant, I penetrated her backside quite easily. It was a bit tight but not unpleasant. So I slid my dick in and out with growing pleasure. To my surprise it seemed to please her too. While hitting hard on her cigarette and lighting the next one from the butt of the one before, she reached down and worked on her clit, so when I jerked off she had her own orgasm. It didn't shatter the world, but it had been satisfactory for both of us. We went to the bathroom together and cleaned each other. It was a pleasure to have her wash my still half erect dick with her soft hands, cigarette dangling from her lips. 'We still haven't tried the oral works, you know? she said. I had hoped for that, but I thought it best to give us a rest prior to more exercise. The pill kept me going, but we were both already a bit sore on our best parts. Besides, some tender in-between-play would be good to relax a bit. So I said to her: 'Look honey, we don't have to use it all up on the spot. I'm pretty hungry again and we could lie down for a change afterwards. It'll be more fun after we relax a bit, OK?' She gladly agreed and we went to her kitchen. Naked as she was, she made us tasty omelets. She produced a bottle of good Californian red wine and we ate and drank with good appetite. She had been sobering up before, but now she drank more than half of the bottle, so soon she was in good spirits again. Leaving the plates on the table, she took my hand and led me to her bedroom. We lay on her bed side by side and while we chatted a bit I started to explore her body. I worked on her beautiful breasts a lot, licking and sucking on her nipples, pushing my nose under each breast and burying my face in her cleavage. I worked my way down to her belly button and finally landed between her legs. I wanted to give her a good lick, but she stopped me and told me to lie down on my back. Then she placed her pelvis above my face and took my dick into her mouth, setting up the 69. We both started to work on one another. Her thighs pressed softly against my head while I fought to stick my tongue in as deep as I could. She worked on my dick with her soft lips, up and down my shaft, sending shivers down my spine. On and off she would take it out to drag on her cigarette, then she would go on sucking my dick in, till I felt the back of her throat, then out again till I spurted it all out in her mouth. I had managed to work her up to an orgasm too, so she rolled off me, turned around and then smoked peacefully with her face close to mine. She blew the smoke right over my face each time. I decided to take a drag myself. The notion of sharing a cigarette after sex with her seemed appealing. I must admit the smoke felt really good. I could understand now why she loved to smoke. It was very relaxing. From then on I have often shared a cigarette with a woman after sex. It seemed like the perfect conclusion. I spent the next day in bed, tormented by the worst hangover I had ever known. I would never ever try that damn pill again. Who the hell wants to screw ten times in a row? Two or three good workouts with the right person were more than plentiful for one night. Still, I didn't throw them away. THE END