My Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire (A parody of "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire") My nuts roasting on an open fire My pubes nipping at her nose My dick is Pinocchio, and I am a fucking liar Curling with delight are her toes Everybody knows a finger and some lube Help to make the asshole slack Tiny tots with their ears hear me suck boob And jack off dreaming of mommy's rack They all know that Daddy's on his way He's loaded with lots of sweet hot cum today Every impulse in her body tells her such pleasure is a crime But all she thinks is, "fuck it: it's sublime" And so I'm offering my cock with this praise To girls from A to triple D We can do it many times and many ways Let's go fuck blissfully! And so I'm offering my cock with this praise To girls from A to triple D We can do it many times and many ways Let's go fuck Let's go fuck Let's go fuck blissfully!