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 Title: The Aristocrats have Dessert
Author: RUListenen
Keywords: M/g, F/b, ped, beast, ws

   Copyright 2007

   This is RUListenen's version of The Aristocrats Joke.

   A family walks into a talent agency.  It's a father, mother, son,
daughter and dog.  The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really
amazing act.  You should represent us."

   The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts.  They're a little
too cute."

   The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want
to represent us."

   The agent says, "OK.  OK.  I'll take a look."

   The curtain opens on a formal table with the father and mother at either
end.  Candelabras, silver, china and service dishes are on the table.  The
mother in evening dress says, "Well then, shall we invite the children in
for dessert?" "Certainly" says the father, who is wearing a dinner jacket.
Mother rings a crystal service bell and two children enter.

   "Hi Mum, good evening Father, we helped the cook with dinner"

   "Oh?" responds the mother.

   "Yes" replies the seven-year old Sally "I shit in the soup and Peter
pissed in the champagne."

   "How clever" responds the father.

   "Father, may I sit in your lap?" asks Sally.

   "What took you so long to ask, Cuntlet?" He slides his chair back
revealing that he's wearing no trousers, and sporting a huge hard-on.  He
rips open her school uniform blouse, pulls down her skirt and panties and
lifts her straddling onto his lap.  Facing him her little pussy slides down
over his schlong.  He forces a tongue kiss on the little girl as he starts
fucking her.

   Meanwhile eleven-year old Peter says, "Mum, may I get in your lap?" She
slides her chair back, hooks her knees over the arms and reveals a huge
hairy snatch as her gown slides back.  Peter slides his slacks down, starts
jerking off his little dick and kneels, diving face first into her gash. 
The dog aroused, gets up from his sleep under the table and starts
ass-fucking the little boy.

   Sally suddenly jumps off her dad and kneels in time for him to blow his
load on her face and mouth while he plays with her little titties.  Mother,
Peter and the dog all have simultaneous loud orgasms.

   "Oh by the way, Dear" pants the mother, "we're having the Gasse-Paynes
over for dinner tomorrow."

   "Splendid" he replies.

   "Yes." says she "They're bringing dessert."

   The curtain closes as the two parents unload streams of piss on the
kneeling kids.

   For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence.  Finally, he
manages, "That's a hell of an act.  What do you call it?"

   And the Father says, "The Aristocrats!"