WARNING:
                                       
   
   
   Do not be deceived by titles. These stories are ADULT-ORIENTED
   parodies of popular classic television shows. They are NOT -- repeat,
   NOT -- meant for children.
   
   These stories contain graphic descriptions of sex acts.
   
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The Porno TV series is ongoing; more stories will be added as they are written.

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   The Stories:
   
   Gilligan's Island         gilligan.txt

	Originally posted in three parts, this listing contains the entire
	story.
   
   The Twilight Zone         twilight.txt
   
	My second TV-themed posting, parodying several shows.

   My Favorite Martian       martian.txt
   
	One of my favorite TV shows.  Uncle Martin makes it with Mrs. Brown --
	And Mrs. Brown really does have a lovely daughter.

   The Mary Tyler Moore Show     mtmshow.txt
   
	Another favorite.  Ted Baxter doesn't understand a word in his newscast,
	so Mary has to show him what it means.

   The Dick Van Dyke Show        dvdshow.txt
   
	A lovely foreign blue-movie star is the guest on the Alan Brady Show,
	and the gang comes up with a suitable script.  Meanwhile, Laura and
	Millie get friendly.

   The Andy Griffith Show (Two Parts)    griffith1.txt  griffith2.txt

	Andy and Helen are getting married, and Ernest T. Bass is back in town.
	Meanwhile, Barney runs into Helen.

   Green Acres                  greenacre.txt
   
	Lisa helps the Monroe Brothers fix the roof, and Oliver pays a visit
	to the Shady Rest.

   Petticoat Junction           petticoat.txt
   
	A continuation of the Green Acres story, when Homer Bedloe gets his,
	and Oliver gets dessert.

   "One Dark and Stormy Night"       stormy.txt
   
	Another jumble of multiple shows as a couple discover that on a dark	
	and stormy night strange things may appear on television.

   The Munsters                     munster.txt
   
	Everybody leaves Lily and Herman at home alone.  Grampa goes cruising, 
	Eddie visits the Addams Family, and Marilyn has a date.

   The Addams Family                addams.txt
   
	Continuing from the Munsters story, Eddie pays Wednesday and Pugsley
	a visit, forgetting it's a full moon.

   Bewitched (in two parts)        bewitched1.txt   bewitched2.txt

	Marilyn Munster is related to Samantha Stephens; exploring that family
	relationship.
   
   Get Smart                       getsmart.txt
   
	Max and 99 go after K.A.O.S.'s latest attempt to take over the world.

   The Real McCoys                 mccoy.txt

	Grampa goes into town to buy a hoe, Little Luke spies on Hassie.
   
   Have Gun Will Travel            paladin.txt
   
	Our man Paladin is hired to release a showgirl from a pimp.

   Maverick                        maverick.txt

	The Maverick brothers have a similar mission as Paladin, some years 	
	later.  Part two of a trilogy.

   

Not a Porno TV parody, but the original's been on TV enough...

   Dorothy Does Oz

	The Wonderful Wizard of Oz has never been so ... dirty.