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 Rules for Pedophiles by Pederos (nosex)

   Ever since the legalization of pedophilia and incest in 2016, I have
been writing a weekly column about pedosexuality and interfamilial sexual
relations called "Ask Dr.  Pederos", featured in newspapers across the
country.  In it, I give advice and encouragement to those interested in
pursuing a pedophilic/incestuous lifestyle and seasoned veterans who are
just looking for some sage wisdom and/or help.  I have enjoyed it
immensely! As a pedo-incestuous father myself, I have been privileged to
take what I have learned in my family life and share it with millions.  It
is an honor I would never trade for all the money in the world!

   But I would like to deviate from my usual column to write a series of
what I believe to be the fundamental rules of etiquette in regard to
pedosexual relationships---how to get into such a relationship, how to keep
one going strong, how to break off one that has gone south, and how to
start over after a breakup, as well as legal and ethical issues.  The new
sexually liberated atmosphere here in America has opened a myriad of doors
for those who are "minor-attracted" and those attracted to blood relatives,
and it has been an exhilirating series of progressive change.  But this
does not give anyone the excuse to abuse children or under-18 teenagers. 
The laws are very liberal, yet still firmly against coercion and abuse.

   So, in the spirit of sexual openness and the liberation of individual
desires, here are some rules and guidelines for adults on how to enjoy
sexual relations with children and early teen lovers:

   1) The decision to become sexual with an adult must lie SOLELY with the
CHILD.  This is to ensure that they get to choose what they do and how far
they wish to go.  The reason I do not believe pedophilic relations should
be INITIATED by an adult is because of the real or perceived power
imbalance between adults and minors.  Adults still maintain a sense of
authority in that they get to determine rules and final decisions in the
household, and society is still struggling with adult-child authority
dynamics OUTSIDE that context.  So, to stay on the safe side and avoid
misunderstandings, conflicts, or dangers to either party, I firmly believe
it is best for the CHILD to get first say as to whether or not they wish to
be sexual/romantic with an adult.  Plus, it allows the child the right to
seek legal action if they have been FORCED to perform sexually without
their consent.

   2) Do not ASSUME that a child wishes to engage in a particular sexual
practice with you without ASKING him/her.  In other words, if you pull out
of a child's vagina or anus and ejaculate on their face without asking them
if they are into cum facials, then you basically deserve to be yelled at.
This should be dealt with just as if you were having sex with another
adult; don't think for a second that this is somehow different when the
person you're making love to is 8 instead of 28.  This is where open and
honest communication comes into play.  Don't be afraid to talk to your
minor lover about what he/she likes, what he/she DOESN'T like, and about
what he/she is comfortable with.  Kids like to talk about sex and nudity,
too, so be open with them and enjoy the conversation just as much as the
hot action you two are about to engage in!

   3) Do not ASSUME that every child you come into contact with is into sex
with adults.  I cannot stress this point enough.  Although we are even more
sexually liberated that The Netherlands now, it is patently unwise to think
that every child you encounter comes from a pedo-friendly family.  Since
the legalization of pedophilia and incest, milliions of families have shed
their former inhibitions and embraced this new liberation, but not all
have.

   Many families are still very uncomfortable with the fact that adults can
now bang minors consensually without legal consequences.  They look at it
as disgusting, sick, immoral, and contemptible.  Many of these families
still threaten pedophiles and pedo-allies with violence, death threats, and
worse, and it is crucial that pedophiles and their supporters remain aware
of the dangers they face when they cross paths with these people.  This is
not to imply that these people are BAD---it's just that they remain in the
belief that children should be totally non-sexual until some arbitrary age
when they suddenly and magically become knowledgeable about sex.  Let's not
attack them; let's simply let them alone to remain in that belief.  It's
their right, whether we like it or not.

   4) NO MEANS NO!!!!!!  If a child emphatically tells you "No!" or
"Stop!", YOU STOP.  Do NOT go any further.  The laws against ignoring a
child's refusal are harsh, and rightfully so.  It means either that the
child does not wish to continue PERIOD, or it may mean he/she wants you but
is simply not ready to go in a direction he/she is not comfortable with. 
Refer back to Rule #1 with regards to consent and the right of the child to
initiate to understand their right to REFUSE.  In regards to intimacy or
intercourse, THE CHILD MAKES THE FINAL DECISION TO CONTINUE OR
DISCONTINUE---NO EXCEPTIONS.

   5) You as an adult also have the right to say NO.  Just because the
child has the final say on what happpens or doesn't happen does not mean
they can coerce or force YOU.  Consent is a two-way street, so kindly and
gently (but FIRMLY) let your minor partner know if you do not wish to
proceed further, for whatever reason.  If the child begins to complain or
insist that you continue, use the "broken record" method and tell them what
you said before, WITHOUT FURTHER EXPLANATION.  Children and under-18s will
often try to appeal to your emotions by saying things like, "Why not?!" or
"Please?" or "Come on!" Don't let yourself be pulled in, or you'll be
allowing yourself to be coerced.  As with the child, so with the adult.  NO
MEANS NO!!!

   6) BE OPEN to experimentation, and take it slow.  Enjoy each others'
company, and spice up your intimate time with humor and fun!!!  If you're
not having fun, you're not really making love.  You don't have to perform
like a porn star in bed; you just need to loosen up, smile, laugh, talk,
and pay attention to each others' rythyms.  Spend time just cuddling,
touching each other, kissing, and telling your young lover how beautiful
and sexy they are!  Kids eat up compliments like that!  Also, tell them how
good they are at kissing, or fellatio, or cunnilingus, etc.  Compliments
about sexual skill are also something kids enjoy hearing!  It increases
their level of sexual confidence and encourages them to be open to trying
new things!

   Don't concentrate so much on achieving orgasm, either.  Enjoy the
JOURNEY, and don't get so caught up in reaching the destination.  Make each
sexual encounter seem like your first!  Don't be afraid to be vulnerable;
be honest about your emotions and desires.  Live totally in the moment,
cherish each sensation, and let each touch, kiss, and thrust be a
celebration of love!!!!

   7) Be a guide, mentor, and teacher to your lover.  As an adult, you will
obviously be far more experienced in the art of intimacy and sex than your
minor lover.  Use this not to lord any kind of authority over them. 
Rather, use it as an opportunity to be your partner's sexual mentor.  Let
them ask you all the questions they want, and be there to answer them. 
Show them new things every time you get together to make love.  Speaking of
"making love"---let that be exactly what it sounds like.  Real love is NOT
about "Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Ma'am" a la most mainstream porn where your ass
is pounding the poor kid at Mach 5 so you can reach orgasm as quickly as
possible.  It's about going at the pace both of you are comfortable with so
that you can build slowly to a glorious, other-worldly, earth-shattering
climax that is a result of your MUTUAL ENJOYMENT AND PLEASURE.  True sexual
pleasure is about BOTH PARTNERS, not just the adult.  You're not on a porn
set; you're in a private bedroom.  Use your knowledge to teach them how to
be a FANTASTIC LOVER!!!

   8) Be VERY careful when taking a minor female's virginity!!!!!!  A
little girl's hymen (also called a maidenhead, or "cherry" in slang) is
EXTREMELY sensitive, and puncturing it can mean intense pain for the girl.
Do NOT forcefully thrust your penis inside her to "pop her cherry", or you
will be greeted with a potentially angry child (whose parents will be even
angrier).  After all, to most minor girls, your penis will appear HUGE to
their small vaginal openings, regardless of how small you THINK you are. 
I've seen some girls whose eyes almost popped out of their heads at the
sight of a 5-6" erection!!!!  So you can imagine how shocked they'd be if
you fished your 9-10" stiff prick out of your pants and waved it in their
faces!!!!!!

   Taking a girl's virginity is a DELICATE process and should be done
veeery sloooowly.  Make sure your penis is thoroughly lubricated (K-Y gel
works best, but I also recommend baby oil) before going anywhere near her
vagina.  Lay her on her back on a comfortable surface (like a bed or a soft
carpet or in grass).  Then, lay an old towel under her buttocks, making
sure there's plenty of fabric to soak up her blood.  After that, give her a
plastic mouthpiece or a rolled-up towel to bite on, as well as a couple of
stress balls to squeeze, as this process may hurt and make her cry. 
Reassure her BEFORE AND AFTER the process that you are sorry if you hurt
her.  No matter how much she wants you to bang her, she will still
experience shock from this.  Insert your penis SLOWLY AND GENTLY into her
vagina and work it in a little at a time.

   When it comes time to puncture her hymen, give her the signal to bite
down and squeeze, letting her know you're about to do so and that it will
hurt.  After it is punctured, be there for her.  Let her know everything is
okay and that this is a necessary part of helping her to experience sex to
its fullest.  Her pain and tears won't last too long, so comfort her until
she's okay again.  When she calms down, tell her a joke or lightly tickle
her to let her know you meant no harm!!

   9) Breaking up is hard to do for BOTH OF YOU!  It's hard enough for us
adults to let go of someone we thought was "the one", but it is even harder
for the little boys and/or girls in our lives.  They may have invested a
lot of time and energy in their relationship with you, and losing you may
devastate them---at least for a while.  That having been said, if you as
the adult wish to end your relationship with a certain child, it's
important to know that it does NOT reflect what kind of a person they are,
or mean they're bad people.  Kids don't yet fully understand why people
break up, so this is where your guide/mentor role comes in again.  Let them
know that people break up for lots of reasons, and that life CAN go on
after a break-up.

   Listen to THEIR feelings, and have their parents be involved in some
way. Allow the parents to be your partners in helping you both deal with
these difficult circumstances.  This will let you and the child remain
friends, and you will be showing his/her parents that you're a good,
decent, loving person who just felt the need to move on.  If the child is
having a particularly difficult time letting it go, then you may need to
simply let the parents take over and deal with it themselves.  They may
recommend therapy for the child, and if you think it best, you may
participate with the child and the parents so an amicable solution may be
found.  Eventually, you two will be able to go on with your lives, and
everything will be fine.  These things take time.  Let that time take its
course.

   Well, that's my Rules for Pedophiles list!  If there are any
rules/guidelines you think should be included, please let me know!!!!  I
will revise this list as time goes on and submissions come in, so don't be
shy!  Send them in to:

   column@askdrpederos.com

   OR....just log onto my Facebook page and post your thoughts there!!!  I
look forward to hearing from you!!!

   Keep it HOT AND HEAVY, you pedo-incest maniacs!!!!!

   Dr.  Pederos