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 Dear Dr Pederos-Pedosexuality in the Classroom by Pederos (nosex)

   Dear Dr.  Pederos,

   I am a biology teacher who is seriously considering emigrating to your
country due to the recent changes in your age of consent laws.  My question
to you is regarding sex education classes.  Do teachers now get to give
practical lessons in their classes?  I would be more than happy to
demonstrate hetero and homosexual practices in class with students, along
with various (mostly pain free, as I am not into hurting or being hurt)
fetishes.  I would be grateful for any advice you could provide on this
subject.

   Yours sincerely, Samet



   Dear Samet,

   Hello!  Thank you for writing me!  I am delighted to provide advice to
teachers as well as parents and kids!  Sex education is truly advancing
beyond bland, purely academic book-knowledge to full-fledged open,
uninhibited hands-on classroom instruction!  But even as these new laws
provide for an open environment for nudity and sex in the classroom
setting, there are some rules and guidelines you need to follow to make
sure students are safe as they learn and grow sexually.

   As someone who obviously likes being intimate with kids in a pain-free,
coercion-free environment, you have already satisfied two important
requirements for teaching sex education in the United States, but you still
need to take the necessary tests and background checks to receive your
certification to teach sex education, but that won't be difficult at all.
These will include a pre-employment physical and health checks to make sure
you have no sexually-transmitted diseases and that you are fit enough to
keep up with these horny kids!  They are full of energy and are very hungry
for long, hard cocks, so make sure to stay fit even after you're hired! 
Also, be sure to provide PLENTY of condoms for yourself so that you can
safely demonstrate in the classroom and avoid lawsuits and angry parents.

   After your hiring, have the school make out consent forms for both
students and their parents.  Consent is THE MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT of sex
education.  Have both parties fill out these forms COMPLETELY and have them
signed by the student and his/her parents.  I cannot stress the importance
of this enough.  Talk to the students about consent, making sure they know
what it is and how to give it.  Have their parents reinforce this at home.
One rape accusation can mean big trouble for you, so make sure you have all
your legal bases covered.

   After all this legal rigamarole is taken care of, develop a solid
curriculum with practical instruction (anatomy, sexual development,
pregnancy, family planning, etc.), philosophy (self-confidence, body
appreciation, sexual communication, etc.), and hands-on learning (open
nudity, masturbation, sex toys, visual stimulation, safe penetration,
foreplay, orgasm, etc.).  Your instruction and interaction should be
holistic, covering ALL aspects of sexuality.  Teach them to love and admire
their bodies, regardless of size, shape, color, and so on, and have them
write an essay about their views on sex, their sexual orientation, their
AOA (age of attraction), and sexual fantasies.  In addition, give them a
homework assignment where they take photos of themselves in various states
of dress and undress, with no restrictions whatsoever on what they can
show.

   As for your in-class sex demos, don't pick students at random.  Only
invite those who are not shy about getting undressed and engaging in
intercourse with you.  Some kids may not be ready for such an experience
with an ADULT male; in this case, and if they wish to, have them
demonstrate sexual technique with an age-peer.  Many kids are afraid of
penises like yours because they are huge in their own eyes and could cause
them pain or trauma.  Let your more reluctant students take baby-steps
towards the goal of enjoying the experience of being impaled on your
throbbing erection or putting it in their mouths!

   Now, there are a couple of situations you should wait to perform in
class until after they have been depicted on video.  These are deflowering
(popping a virgin girl's hymen) and external ejaculation (cumming on a
child's face or body, or even in their mouths).  Some of your female
students may still be virgins, and you'll have to get the parents' and
child's permission before you attempt to tear their maidenheads, as there
is bleeding and pain involved.  Make sure you have a physician there to
assure the student is as comfortable as possible, and also make sure she's
prepared physically AND mentally.  Have some towels under her vagina to
soak up the blood, as well as some stress balls to squeeze and a mouth
guard to bite down on.  As far as ejaculation is concerned, let the
students watch the act on video, then discuss with them whether they found
it appealing or not.  If you have students who are open to receiving a
facial, a tummy-shot, or your sperm down their throats, then by all means
give them that chance.  They may grow to actually enjoy the taste and aroma
of fresh semen!!!

   As for your gay male students, don't be disappointed if they don't wish
to participate in a live demo with you, as some boys are still very
reluctant to perform homosexual intercourse in front of their classmates.
Find out how open-minded the kids are first, then proceed from there.  If
the class is still a little "iffy" about gay sex, then hold off until you
have a more tolerant class.  Despite the liberalization of sexual norms,
there still exists some resistance to seeing a man pounding a little boy's
rectum with his super-stiff member.  So, tread carefully when it comes to
that point.

   If you are fortunate to have an extremely open-minded and progressive
class of kids, ask them what they would think of a class orgy!  If they're
into that, then schedule a session for just that!!  Have some refreshments
out for the kids to snack on, as well as beanbag chairs and pillows for
them to relax on.  Encourage, but don't force, your heterosexual students
to experiment with gay or lesbian encounters, and invite another teacher or
two to provide the kids with opportunities to make out with adult woman and
men besides yourself!  This will give you a chance to instruct them on
various sexual techniques and positions.  Show the boys how to lick pussy,
the girls to suck cock, and vice versa.  Also, explain to them the
importance of pre-sex and post-sex touch, as well as the proper way to
kiss. Finally, instruct them on proper and safe anal intercourse, even if
most of them are not into that kind of thing.  You may be surprised to find
that some among them will be at least curious to know that it can be
pleasurable!

   In a separate class session, let the class view side-by-side child porn
films.  Have one of them be a video depicting a child being forced to have
sex with an adult against his/her will, and then show them a video where
the child is clearly enjoying---and has consented to---sex with an adult.
Have the class critique both examples and discuss which video they feel is
more stimulating.  Get a consensus of the class's feelings about the first
video, and have that be a springboard for a broader discussion on consent.
I have a "behind-the-scenes" DVD of a boy and a girl involved in the child
porn industry, and I could send you that video in case any of your students
express an interest in starring in kiddy porn.  It is a very high-paying
industry, but it can be hard work, so it would be a great way to give them
a realistic picture of the demands and rewards of being a child who makes
money spreading their legs (or opening their jaws wide) for adult male
dicks.

   Finally, make sure your classes are FUN!  Don't be TOO serious about
your instruction.  Sure, you should make sure the students are on time and
ready to learn, but don't be TOO rigid (I mean that in more ways than
one!!! Ha ha!!).  Be sure to keep a close eye on students trying to force
themselves on unwilling students during orgies/gangbangs, and have a set of
rules in place to prevent unwanted encounters.  Attraction is a strange
phenomenon, and some kids may not be physically attracted to other kids. 
If you find a child who isn't getting a lot of positive attention from
their fellow students, talk to the class (without shaming them) about
what's going on.  If the students is still not getting results, then invite
that student to other gatherings where they will have a better chance at
getting to fulfill their sexual needs and desires.  This is where
body-positivity discussions will be most useful in the beginning of the
semester.

   Best of luck to you, Samet, in your educational goals, and know that I
am here to provide you with all the resources you may need to teach (and
thus LIBERATE) your students so they can become HAPPY youths, confident
about their bodies and their self-esteem, and open-minded and eager to
explore just how awesome sex can be!!!  I hope you get to thrust your huge
erection (and copious amounts of your thick, potent semen) into the
gorgeous bodies of every student you teach, and that they line up to suck
every last drop of sperm out of your pulsing testicles!  You will be an
invaluable guide to helping start a new sexual revolution of healthy and
fun pedosexuality!!!

   Yours in the Movement,

   Dr.  Pederos

   P.S., If you would like me to fly down there on a moments' notice, I'd
be more than happy to!  I would LOVE to visit and speak to your class(es)
so I can share my vast knowledge of sexuality and pedophilia, not to
mention take off my clothes and get my willy wet with as many cute kids as
are willing to strip theirs off for me!!!  I've been told I am fantastic at
eating pre-teen pussy, and my facials are the stuff of legend!!  I have a
10" hard-on and incredible stamina, and can take a ton of girls and boys to
Orgasmville!!  Let me know what you think of my erotic proposal!!!  ;)