Dear Dr. Pederos: Saying No To Sister Sex by Pederos (nosex) Dear Dr. Pederos, I'm 16, and I don't get dates from girls my age, and I really want sex. My mom wants me to help my sisters lose their virginity, but I'm afraid that if I do, the kids at school will find out and call me a sick fuck. They don't know that my mom and dad are pedophile rights advocates, and that they've been waiting for me to "do the deed" because my dick's smaller than my dad's. My mom doesn't want my dad to do it because his dick's really huge and it might hurt my sisters' cunts. I mean, my sisters are only TEN, but they keep begging my mom to make me sleep with them!! Yuck! I wish I could get a date with a girl MY age!! Signed, Saying No To Sister Sex Dear SNTSS, I cannot tell you what a unique and truly thrilling experience you will be missing by saying no to sex with your sisters! Ten is when girls are the MOST ATTRACTIVE, and they would be thrilled to death to have YOU as their first cock! The excitement of thrusting your cock inside such young vaginas will be THE single greatest moment of your teenage life, and they are INFINITELY better than girls your age!!! Trust me----I wouldn't be writing these columns each week if I wasn't an expert in turning pre-teen virgins into penis-hungry sluts!! Besides, you don't HAVE to TELL anyone at school that you're getting tight, warm, wet, amazing pre-teen pussy at home!!! And just imagine the money you'll save by not having to take some teenage drama queen out on dates!! You'll have your own eager lovers in the comfort of your own home, and if you happen to get them pregnant, then I am pretty darn sure your parents will have absolutely no problem with helping you raise another child or two!!! Despite the fact that sex with kids is perfectly legal now, nobody at school (or anywhere else, for that matter) EVER has to know that you get to drill your sisters' twats and cum inside (or ON) their pretty petite bodies, and you can walk down the halls of your school with a LEGENDARY shit-faced grin because you get the be the Porn Star at home, while the other kids have to settle for their age-grouped peers!!! You may not believe me now, but if/when you finally decide to pop your sisters' cherries, you will be THE happiest fucking teenage boy alive!! And you'll be smiling CONSTANTLY, knowing your secret is safe at home!!! Another advantage to being your sisters' lover is that your mother, upon hearing the shrieks and moans of pleasure you're giving your sexy siblings, may eventually want to get her own piece of your ass, too!!! The privilege of being sucked and fucked by the woman who gave you birth is an incredible experience all its own, and you may find yourself wondering what ever made you doubt me!!! Pretty soon, you'll have a virtual harem of lovely lasses to fulfill your every desire!!! Who knows? Your mother and sisters might tell their pedo-friendly friends about you, and you may never get a moments' privacy again!!! Please don't deprive yourself of this, the greatest of pleasures! Have your mother teach you how to make love if she's up to it (chances are, if she wants you to pork her daughters, then she'll very likely be MORE than happy to give you some "hands-on" instruction!) The double-benefit is that not only will you learn how to love your sisters, but how to make love to a grown woman that will make you the Lothario of your family---and quite possibly your neighborhood!!! Since your parents are obviously very open-minded about this sexual arrangement, and about child-adult sex in general, don't be afraid to talk to them about the proper technique for taking your sisters' hymens safely. Listen to her advice and counsel about this so that your sisters can be "converted" with as little pain and mess as possible. When you tear their maidenheads, there will be a lot of blood, and that's not something to be scared of or grossed out by. It's just what happens when virgins are made into sluts! Finally, don't be ashamed of incest or pedophilia....they are THE most fulfilling, erotic sexual situations imaginable!! Nobody can love you as fully or as passionately as your own female family members, or as skillfully!! Family sex is the most satisfying sex there is, and when you get naked and nasty with those two hotties, or even with your mom, you'll know that I would never steer you wrong!!! Don't even hesitate to write me back to tell me how it went!!! I eagerly await your letter!!! Happy De-Virginizing!!!! Very truly yours, Dr. Pederos