Dear Dr. Pederos: Pedo-Party Planner
by Pederos
(nosex)




Dear Dr. Pederos,

I am trying to think up a unique party for my 10 year-old daughter. I don't want
the typical birthday party---birthday cake, streamers, party hats, etc., but I want
something she'll remember forever. My wife and I are both very pedo-friendly,
and have always had a very open attitude about nudity in our home, and I was
wondering how we could possibly incorporate nudity into the party theme! One
problem, though: her birthday is in July, and she wants the party outside in the
heat. Any ideas?

Sincerely,
Pedo-Party Planner


Dear Pedo-Party Planner,

I think the perfect party for your princess on a hot summer day would be to turn
those sprinklers on FULL-BLAST, fill up a couple of inflatable swimming pools to
the brim, and create two or three water slides and have a "Wet and Wild" theme
party!!! Also, have some erotic contests, like wet t-shirt competitions for the
girls, and jack-off contests for the boys to see who can ejaculate the farthest!!!

But, my hottest idea? If you're a reasonably good-looking man, don a jockstrap
or a Speedo and perform a "CFNM" dance (that's Clothed Female, Nude Male)
and strip nude in front of the kids!! If you know of any handsome, well-built boys
that would be into that, recruit them as well!!! Then, when you boys are
completely naked, let the girls fondle and suck your cocks like women do at
those CFNM shows in European strip clubs!!! Have someone take video of this
particular event and put it up on your Facebook page for the world to see!!!!

In addition, I would suggest that the birthday girl select a boy or man to lose her
virginity to (unless she already has!!!) so she can celebrate her special day in the
RIGHT WAY---by letting as many horny males of all ages have their way with her
newly-liberated twat!!! Sex is the best part, obviously, of any party, and if you can
have a bunch of horny kids engaging in sex of some kind and take pictures and
video of it, you can burn all this eye-melting action onto DVDs and give them to
all the kids who attended!!! They can have XXX-rated mementos they'll treasure
for a lifetime!!!

For the sake of cleanliness and safety, have a lot of wet wipes for everyone, and
protection available, especially for those guys who don't want to risk getting a
little girl they don't even know pregnant! If you can get it, have some marijuana
around to help lessen inhibitions and promote a relaxed environment where
everyone can satisfy their sexual desires and have fun meeting new lovers! Have
a child-porn DVD playing on a big screen to help heighten libido and keep those
guys hard longer! Mix in some girl-man with boy-man porn for a little variety,
and have some vibrators for both genders around for those in-between moments
where some poor kid may have to wait a while for the real thing!!

In closing, you can also find more ideas at askdrpederos.com, as well on as my
Facebook page! Be creative and come up with your own sexy, dirty ideas! But,
most of all, don't worry about too many details----let the kids dictate the action,
and they'll FIND ways to keep themselves entertained! Have tons of fun, and
keep it HOT and HEAVY!!!


Truly yours,
Dr. Pederos