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 Dear Dr.  Pederos---Pathetic Pedophile by Pederos (nosex)



   Dear Dr.  Pederos,

   Ever since sex between adults and children became legal, it's all I've
been able to think about and do.  I cannot stop myself from the desire to
fuck as many little girls and boys as I possibly can until my nuts are
drained dry.  I watch child porn and erotica for hours, to the point where
I often forget to eat!  I have even cut off contact with family, friends,
and others so I can spend all my waking time jerking off and ejaculating
over and over and over again.  I sleep almost all the time because my
muscles are so relaxed from all this masturbation.  I just want the REAL
thing----to be able to spread all those beautiful kids' smooth legs apart,
lube my stiffy up, and bang, boff, pound, and pork all the kiddy vagina and
asshole I can possibly get my grubby paws on!!!

   Dr.  Pederos, am I becoming a sex addict?  Fucking children is literally
ALL I think about, 24/7/365.  I think it's harming me in ways I can't even
recognize.  I often have daydreams where I am in an auditorium full of
children under the age of 12, girls and boys of all shapes and sizes, races
and colors, lining up single-file to get their chance to play with my prick
and have it deep inside them.  For hours and hours, all I do is endlessly
thrust my hard-on into child after child after sexy little child,
discharging gallons and gallons of cum inside them, listening to them
squeal and scream as both them and I achieve earth-quaking, mind-blowing,
reality-shattering orgasms!!!

   But, here's where my really big problem starts: I am a very single
middle-aged man, never been married and never had kids, who isn't exactly
very fit physically.  In fact, I have somewhat of a beer-belly and a penis
that's way too small.  When erect, it's only about six inches long.  It's
just not very impressive.  My fear is that when I get the opportunity to
ram some kiddy-cunt or kiddy-ass, the child I want to bang will laugh at
not only my small cock, but my less-than-appealing hairy body.  I am not
particularly choosy about who I want to fuck.  I find beauty in lots of
different forms, and I want to be able to fully explore all the diversity
of kids out there.  I don't care if they're skinny waifs or chubby
cherubs----I just want to be a pedo-playboy and have an endless harem of
delectable, delicious preteen lovers!!!

   I know you are an expert in all things pedophile, and I haven't been
able to find anyone else who can help me out of this dilemna.  Are kids as
picky or discriminating as adults?  Are they going to care that I don't
look like a male model or a muscular porn star?  I just want to experience
endless, euphoric pedophile pleasure!!  HELP!!!

   Signed, Pathetic Pedophile



   Dear "Pathetic" Pedophile,

   RELAAAAX......RE...LAX.  PLEASE.

   Please don't disparage yourself.  Don't knock yourself down or sell
yourself short.  Don't insult your body or your penis size.  And let me
tell you why.....

   YOU ARE PERFECT JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!!!!!!!

   And I'm not feeding you a bunch of feel-good psychobabble, either.  I am
telling you the honest-to-goodness truth.  Children who are after sexual
intimacy or hot, aggressive fuck action are simply not going to give two
liquid shits what you look like!  In fact, let me use myself as an example.

   I am a man in my late 30s, and I am no Vin Diesel physically.  I am bald
and have very noticeable scars on my chest, neck, and shoulders from burns
I sustained in a fire years ago, not to mention that I walk with a slight
limp from that same event.  But....let me tell you, I have a tremendously
busy sex-life, not only with my ravishing wife, but with my two white-hot
young daughters and six cock-hardeningly gorgeous nieces, not to mention
several disgustingly lovely boys and girls who aren't related!!!!!  In
fact, I also appear in more than two dozen child porn DVDs, and the studio
has begged me to star in MORE movies!!!

   Believe me, my good man, I am no Lothario---far from it!  My penis, when
fully erect, measures a hair over seven inches, so I am definitely no John
Holmes.  But when kids want to get laid, they're totally fucking BLIND to
what their lovers look like!!!!  All they care about is PLEASURE, and they
are completely oblivious to your imperfect physical form.  They're probably
every bit as self-conscious as you are, my friend!  Even the most seemingly
confident kids I've worked with on set wonder if they're pretty or handsome
enough, whether their peters are stiff enough, or their hairless pubic
mounds are perfect enough, to turn on their adult or child co-stars. 
Self-consciousness is a universal trait, but we should never allow that to
stop us from experiencing the explosive pleasure we desire!!!

   You may find this hard to believe, but CP studios are ALWAYS looking for
pedophiles REGARDLESS OF BODY TYPE to get paid big bucks to have sex with
very attractive young children!!!!  Who knows?  You may become a star in
the kiddy porn business, and you'll be getting in on the proverbial
ground-floor, believe you me!!!  Since it was only very recently legalized,
you are at an awesome advantage!!!  It's amazing to me that these studios
are so DESPERATE to find adults to star in their movies!!  They have
actually reported that they practically have to BEG people to audition!!!
There is still extreme resistance on the part of the bulk of the American
population to the idea of legalized child-adult sex and child
pornography/erotica, so these poor studios have to struggle so mightily to
recruit pedophile men and women for their productions!!!

   But you need not worry about those people.  You have desires that need
to be fulfilled, and a libido that apparently won't quit!  Child porn is a
fantastic outlet for your powerful sexual urges, but that's not all!  There
are dating and sex personals specially geared towards pedosexual relations,
and the list is growing every day!!

   Some CP stars like to whore themselves out and throw orgies and group
sex parties with them as the star of the evening!!  Put yourself on their
guest list, and you'll get an amazing chance to make yourself famous for
having been inside a famous starlet!!!  Anika Park-Song, the latest Korean
CP sensation, a stunning child of 8, is a bukkake addict who invites men
and boys to have their way with her, then blast sperm on her lovely Asian
face!!!  You can get on her guest list and let it rip all over one of the
hottest faces in pedo-porndom!!!!!  You can even enter a contest for your
chance to IMPREGNATE her and father her first child!!!  You might even get
to MARRY the fucking bitch!!!!  How's THAT sound??!!!!

   Furthermore, since you mentioned you were single and had no kids, I
highly recommend you look into signing up with Latchkey Love, an non-profit
organization that allows single pedophiles to be matched with a lonely
child or children whose parents work late.  You will be well-paid and
provided with everything you need to be there for these kids while their
parents work hard to support them.  And, you will be able to enjoy not just
hot, sweaty sex with them, but help them with homework, watch movies, or
take them to the park.  The parents will be so grateful to you as a buddy
AND a lover to their little ones!!!  Their website is www.latchkeylove.com.
Tell them Dr.  Pederos sent you!!!!

   In closing, my man, be of good cheer and worry no more!  Flaunt your
six-inch pistol and be in love with yourself, not just boys and girls!!! 
Remember that kids love being naked, and will not judge your body!!  Take
advantage of all the exciting opportunities to express your desires (and
earn good money doing it!!!!) Go out there and be proud to be pedo!!

   Happy Fucking!!

   Yours in pedo-depravity, Dr.  Pederos

   (P.S., Coming February 2016----"The Joy of Pedophilia"!!!  Inspired by
"The Joy of Sex" by Alex Comfort, "The Joy of Pedophilia" by Dr.  Anton
Pederos will be the bible for pedophiles and the kids they love!!!  Chock
full of sizzling photographs, beautiful illustrations, and expert advice
and commentary from the world's foremost pedo-pediatrician, "The Joy of
Pedophilia" is going to be the only book you'll EVER need on
intergenerational intercourse and intimacy!  ON SALE SOON!!!!!)