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 Dear Dr.  Pederos---Tormented Teacher by Pederos (pedo, nosex)

   Dear Dr.  Pederos,

   I am a grade school teacher in _________.  I teach health and wellness
to 3rd and 4th graders, and I enjoy it immensely.  These kids are getting
the most updated and relevant information on nurtrition, fitness,
self-esteem, and sex/sexuality.  The school with which I am employed is an
alternative school that has developed a curriculum that is a combination of
the relative freedom of Summerhill School in England and a Montessori-type
education of discovery and science.

   But I have a bit of a problem.  This school is a radically free place
where the children are allowed to wear as little as they wish...or NOTHING
AT ALL.  Many kids walk into my classroom completely naked, and it presents
a problem not just for those students too shy to be nude, but for ME.  I
find myself heavily distracted from my goal and duty of teaching by
these...well, to be brutally honest...delicious, bold, and sexy pre-teens
and their gorgeous bodies.  Both genders seem to ignite my latent
pedo-lust, something I've tried to suppress and deny because I believe it
is wrong to think this way about children.

   The governing board of the school says there's really nothing I can do,
due to the passage of the Pedophilia And Incest Legalization Act (PAILA aka
Sexual Freedom Act) which makes various states of undress among children
completely legal.  I find it next to impossible to resist the urge to "run
to the restroom" so I can fist my hard-on to three or four orgasms just
thinking about banging these beautiful nude children.  It is tormenting,
and as much as I have tried to talk the board into letting me impose a
clothing requirement in my classes, it has been fruitless.

   I am forced to allow nudity, as well as sexually suggestive clothing
like high-cut shorts, flimsy halter tops, leather knee-high boots,
uncovered bras, panties, boy's underwear, swimsuits, fishnet stockings, and
shirts with slogans like, "I Love Cock", "Daddy's Little Breeder", "Mommy's
Little Lesbian", "Daddy's Little Faggot", and "Porn Star"!  Many of these
girls look like prostitutes!  Many of the students shamelessly play with
their penises and vaginas while I'm talking, and some openly flirt with me!
It is, to say the least, shocking and disturbing, not to mention highly
disruptive.

   I don't know what to do.  My love and passion for teaching is in great
conflict with my pedophilic tendencies.  I love this job and earn a great
salary, but I don't think I can take it much longer.  I wonder if I'm in
the wrong subject.  HELP!!!!!

   Signed, Tormented Teacher



   Dear Tormented Teacher,

   I don't think you're in the wrong subject at all....I think you might be
in the wrong SCHOOL.  Yes, it's absolutely wonderful to be able to see so
many nude or semi-nude little kids running around, showing off their
luscious buttocks, beautiful hairless pubic mounds, and adorable stiff
erections, or dressing provocativally so as to give their teachers and
staff dripping wet pussies and steel-hard "chubbies"!  It's awesome to know
that we live in a new, liberated society where the naked human body, adult
or chilld, is no longer taboo, but appreciated (at least, in the eyes of
the awakened, open-minded, liberated population!).

   Let me suggest a change of venue.  There is a strictly Montessori school
about 30 miles from your school, and it's called ______________________. 
It is an excellent institution with a very qualified teaching staff and
superb curriculum, and my own children attend.  They have a strict policy
where students are REQUIRED to wear MODEST clothing in class, between
classes, and at school assemblies.  This is very firmly enforced, and
violations can be penalized using a three-strikes system: the first
violation comes with a verbal warning; the second violation results in
detention; and a third violation is grounds for possible or definite
expulsion (or indefinite suspension, depending on the principal's
discretion).

   BUT.....during their one-hour recess periods, nudity is not only
allowed, but ENCOURAGED!  There is a huge outdoor swimming pool for use
during spring/summer, and an indoor pool for those cold fall/winder
periods, and of course, nude swimming is the norm.  In both indoor and
outdoor pool facilities, there is a nice concession/lunch stand serving
only healthy lunches and snacks, shower rooms, and even what are
affectionately referred to as "nookie rooms", where students and/or
teachers can spend some...ahem..."intimate time" with one another---in
other words, these rooms are set aside for SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!!!!  These
rooms have cubby holes with condoms, sex toys, and even pornographic DVDs
to spice things up a bit!!  This school is a very open school when it comes
to sex and nudity, but also understands there is a time and a place for
these kinds of activities.

   SO.....you can enjoy and concentrate on getting YOUR message and
instruction across to your students while facing little to no distraction.
The recess areas are well outside of the visual reach of the classrooms, so
you can focus on what you're there to do during class periods---TEACH. 
It's a great school, and I have given talks there many, many times!  The
current principal, ________________, is someone I've known for 20+ years,
and she has been very kind in letting me visit the school's sex education
classes.  I've even had the privilege of swimming buck-naked with these
lovely lads and lasses once or twice, and even received the gift of a
glorious, mind-blowing double-blowjob from a brother-sister tandem in one
of the "nookie rooms" a couple of years ago!!!  Being a pedophile
definitely has its benefits, yes??!

   Just something to keep in mind if you feel your current place of
employment is getting to be too much for you.  Let me know if I can be of
any further assistance in finding you the right employment in an
educational setting that allows you to do what you obviously love and
enjoy---teaching kids the facts of life---without driving you crazy.  But,
also, if I may.....don't be ashamed of your latent pedosexuality.  Love
whoever you want, and don't feel guilty about these feelings.  PRACTICING
pedosexuality is no longer forbidden, and you obviously have these desires,
so don't be alarmed if some pretty girl or handsome boy asks you to get it
on with them during recess periods!  There's no coercion on either side,
and you can refuse if you wish.  If you truly want to experience the joy
and ecstacy of a child milking your throbbing cock of every last ounce of
its vital male essence at the appropriately scheduled time, then this place
is for you!!!

   Should you get hired at this new school, don't hesitate to write me and
tell me about your experiences!  Let me and my readers know whether this
was a wise move on your part.  I don't stir people wrong---most of the
time---and I want to hear about your joy!!  Again, let me know if there's
anything at all I can do for you.  That's why I'm here!!!

   Yours in pedosexual joy,
   Dr.  Pederos