You might be an exhibitionist if: * you wear your daddy's belt as a mini dress. * Pizza Hut delivers pizzas you never ordered just to see you open the door. * Pizza is delivered by a busload of "trainees". * you only wear panties when you're out of tampons. * your string bikini is real string. * the neighborhood boys like to play at your house and you don't even have any children. * if you always put the gown on backwards when visiting the doctor. * you never learned how to close your blinds. * if you never have to go through the metal detector at the airport. * if you believe masturbation is a spectator sport. * if you undress for your physical in the doctor's waiting room. * you think gymnasts could do so much more if they weren't weighed down with all those clothes. * you don't pack any bags for a vacation. * you've never used a dressing room. * if you tried out your last vibrator before you bought it. * if you tried out your last cucumber before you bought it. * if you've ever used a rear view mirror to trim your pussy. * if you've ever had to use the drive through because of the "No shirt, no shoes, no service" sign on the front door. * if they've ever removed the "No shirt, no shoes, no service" sign so you could go inside. * if you had to re-hem your cheerleading uniform because the skirt was too long. * if your biology project included a live demonstration of the female anatomy. * if you've ever gone skinny dipping in the wave pool at a water park. * if you've ever driven to a nudist beach dressed for the beach. * if you've ever given a shoe salesman a happy ending. * if your pants are so tight they looked painted on it's because they are. * if you dress for work after you get there. * if your raincoat is a white sundress. * if you wear a painted on swimsuit to the beach and use water based paint that washes off when wet. * if your senior yearbook picture was published in Playboy. * if an elevator is simply a changing room that moves. * if you removed the vanity shield in front of your desk. * if you believe the winner of strip poker is the one that's naked first. * if you bet your clothes that the New York Yankees would win the Super Bowl. * if you've requested to be strip searched while going through security. * you show everyone on the school bus your new clit ring. * you skirt is short enough that you don't have to lift it to show everyone on the school bus your new clit ring. * you get your bicycle shorts from a spray can. * you wear your birthday suit all day long on your birthday. * you wear your birthday suit whenever you go to someone else's birthday party. * you wear your birthday suit even when the party is at school or work. * you get sent home for showing up to school nude on pajama day, because that's what you wear to bed. * you bought your prom dress at Victoria's Secret - in the lingerie department. * you didn't have enough in your wedding budget to buy a dress, and you didn't notice it. * you didn't have enough in your wedding budget to buy a dress and your guests were not surprised. *you view the dress code for work or school as the maximum, not the minimum. *you consider g strings to be granny panties. *you don't know what your cup size is because you've never owned a bra. Suggestions or comments: R13579@outlook.com